The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[Piper Winter]

Ants are important too !

[Roavin]

Comrade Imkitopia showing, once again, why she's the best damn artist on NationStates

My comrades! I don't have a big, formal, overly gloaty report or such today, but since we've been quiet here in NSGP for a week, I figured I'd give you all a very brief update from your favorite Defender organization.

First - yeah, we're active. Very active, in fact. As is custom, there have been Wardens on the battlefield at every update this past week, spotting, defending, chasing, liberating — in other words, unreasonably high defense activity, as usual. I don't have exact numbers, as our Chamberlain hasn't moved the scrolls from this weekend to our Hall of Records yet, but I can say that the only update without a defense was an update where literally not a single invader was doing something (not even the nooby off-update invader peeps).

Second - we did some more internal stuff to make us be even better than we already are. I'd bore you with the details, but you probably don't care about it, and I'm too lazy to write it up, post it on our forum, zoom out on the page, make a screenshot that's near-impossible to read, and then post that screenshot here.

Third - our Discord is bumpin'. Very bumpin', in fact! Defenders, Raiders, Independents, Francoists, Neutrals, Retirees, and just plain Not-Giving-A-Crap-ers congregate here to have discussions about NationStates, Quidditch, Ponies, heated eggs, music, and the fine art of shitposting. If you're interested, check it out here. We even have Evil Wolf hanging out!

Fourth - KAISERREICH's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Cresenthia, thinks we should be condemned. Do we deserve a condemnation? Or a commendation? Or neither? Or both? We'd love to know what you all think of that over in the Security Council thread.

Fifth - did y'all see this dispatch?

With love,
-- Comrade Roavin

[Consular]

I'm in love with a dispatch I guess.

[Tim-Opolis]

Roavin, der Grammatik Nazi in mir liebt dein Aushang <3

[Drop Your Pants]

As is custom, there have been Wardens on the battlefield at every update this past week, spotting, defending, chasing, liberating

Missing, swearing, yawning, drinking, laughing at nothing and in one instance going for a job interview.

[Red Dusk]

As is custom, there have been Wardens on the battlefield at every update this past week, spotting, defending, chasing, liberating

Missing, swearing, yawning, drinking, laughing at nothing and in one instance going for a job interview.

A good defending before an interview keeps the job snatchers away, I always say!

[Roavin]

As is custom, there have been Wardens on the battlefield at every update this past week, spotting, defending, chasing, liberating

Missing, swearing, yawning, drinking, laughing at nothing and in one instance going for a job interview.

That too, though in fairness, the one updating on his way to a job interview was actually Red Dusk

(and he sniped me too)

[Kurnugia]

As is custom, there have been Wardens on the battlefield at every update this past week, spotting, defending, chasing, liberating

Missing, swearing, yawning, drinking, laughing at nothing and in one instance going for a job interview.

Sounds awesome!

[Kaboomlandia]

Yeah, I noticed you guys were out in force last night when I tried to do a couple of ops.

[Kitzerland]

Ah, god. I love this thread.

[Cresenthia]

Well, I guess this free publicity thing goes both ways.

[Shizensky]

Well, I guess this free publicity thing goes both ways.

Except that it seems to be working out leagues better for one party than it is the other.

[Evil Wolf]

We even have Evil Wolf hanging out!

Fake News. #DishonestFendaPress

[Tinhampton]

We even have Evil Wolf hanging out!

Fake News. #DishonestFendaPress

I can certainly trust this rebuttal (even if not on behalf of TGW). After all, it was written by a guy whose sig reads "It's ok! You can trust me!".

[Roavin]

Come see for yourself

[Piper Winter]

RED WARDEN BEST WARDEN

[Vincent Drake]

Before we get to yet another silly and awful Vinny-style gloat post, I want to take this time to bring your attention to all the hard work the Wardens have been putting into defending.

Please congratulate:

- Witchcraft and Sorcery, for achieving the title of Senior Warden, for 51 update operations (with 169 successful missions)

- Nakari, for achieving the title of Senior Warden, for 66 update operations (with 238 successful missions)

- Benevolent Thomas, for achieving the title of 1 Star Senior Warden for 113 update operations (with 475 successful missions)

- Roavin, for achieving the title of 2 Star Senior Warden for 160 update operations (with 496 successful missions)

- And, I guess...yeah fuck it let's brag...Vincent Drake, for achieving the title of 3 Star Senior Warden for 218 update operations (with 746 successful missions)

- Honorable mention to Pyrosky, who is just a few updates away from becoming a senior warden, too! You're so close, buddy, come on!

Also, a shout out to the 21 different wardens who have participated in update ops in the past 3 weeks. Now, if only we could get all of you to WA up in the same update...

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs

Whatcha gonna do with all that haste
All that haste with youah triggahs placed

I'ma get get get get you chased
Get you chased fast paced off my jump
My jump my jump my jump my jump my jump
My jump my jump my jump my lovely Vinny jumps

Check it out

I drive these taggahs crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They banned me only twice
Lilli and Chingis
Yuno and Vandoosa
Caring they be sharin'
All theyah tahgets got me driving by
Whenevah I am uppin'
They say they love mah pup in
Seven wins
Purist defending
I say no
But they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't slowin'
We can keep on GOin'
Now keep on saltpostin'

My love my love my love my love
You love my Vinny jumps
My jump my jump my jump
My jumps they got you

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all youah influence on me
And spending bans on me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all youah influence on me
Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with all that haste
All that haste with youah triggahs placed

I'ma get get get get you chased
Get you love chased off my jump

Whatcha gonna do with Lilliahchy
All those pups inside your JP

I'm a make make make make you lose
Make you lose make you lose

'Cause of my jumps my jump my jump my jump
My jump my jump my jump my lovely Vinny jumps

Check it out

I met a fenda down in TITO
She said hey hey hey ya lets GO
I can be ya lead, you could be my speed
Let's spend time on the activity feed
And mix youah endos with my chasehs
Endo endo chasahs
And mix youah endos with my chasahs
Endo endo
Right

They say I'm really speedy
The noobs they wanna doss me
They always comin' after me
Always arrivin' after me
Tryin' a match my jump jump
Lookin' at my jump jump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'm a staht some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't pull off my moves boy
You ain't a Roavin boy
I'm just tryin' a move boy

And move my jump
My jump my jump my jump my jump
My jump my jump my jump my jump my jump my jump
My lovely Vinny jumps
My lovely Vinny jumps my lovely Vinny jumps
In the back and in the front

Minor wardens and allies who love my jump, my jump, my jump
Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Warden-Constable Nakari
Warden-Constable Witchcraft and Sorcery
Shizensky RIASF

Regions defended by my jump, my jump, my jump [8]
https://www.nationstates.net/region=rig ... _britannia
https://www.nationstates.net/region=end_communism
https://www.nationstates.net/region=wolf_haven
https://www.nationstates.net/region=isle_of_esa
https://www.nationstates.net/region=aetherius
https://www.nationstates.net/region=nazi_rehab
https://www.nationstates.net/region=mem ... federation
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_better_world

Major wardens and allies who love my jump, my jump, my jump
First Warden Roavin
Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Warden-Commander Tim
Warden Benevolent Thomas
Warden Izonno
Escade SPSF
Daemon Wrath DKA

Regions defended by my jump, my jump, my jump [7]
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... ld_affairs
https://www.nationstates.net/region=sinlond
https://www.nationstates.net/region=remnants_of_asia
https://www.nationstates.net/region=aut ... va_regione
https://www.nationstates.net/region=cologne
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... _coalition
https://www.nationstates.net/region=demon666

Total regions defended today: 15

[Benevolent Thomas]

Seriously, where were you six months ago?

[Chingis]

Been hyped for this one for aaages now vinny. Love it Congrats on your shiny star, and I'll be seeing you out on the tagfields

[Indo 3]

.. yes its Indo-Malaysia
Meanwhile, in fenda chat

[Indo 1]

.. yes its Indo-Malaysia
Meanwhile, in fenda chat

(Image)

Since I cant get the image hosters to make this larger, here is a transcript.

The Grim Reaper: Indo, hit: detag the SPSF jump point
Drake: Tag the SPSF jump point
Drake: Get that TGW flag up

The image in the background is me being a lonely non-exec delegate there.

Enter the fenda chat cautiously.

[Red Dusk]

If you're entering the defender chats... well, be prepared for a loud Tim, a few jokes about me showering during update, and probably at least a half dozen jokes about Roavin sleeping through update.

[Sygian II]

If you're entering the defender chats... well, be prepared for a loud Tim, a few jokes about me showering during update, and probably at least a half dozen jokes about Roavin sleeping through update.

Except jokes are supposed to be funny.

And a loud Tim is not exclusive to just defender chats... sadly... <3 you though Tim.

[Escade]

Vinny's updates <3

TGW updates <3

[Tim-Opolis]

Vinny's updates <3

TGW updates <3

We love you too, adoring fan!