The Infinites:The Lamest Heroes -Comedy, Supers - OOC/Closed

[The Last Abode of Pando]

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[Talchyon]

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I will try to get a post up today guys. Busy week for me.

[Whalestron]

I have returned!

I'll try to get a post up tonight, been busy lately.

[Da Klan]

Not sure how to start my post.

[Zjaum]

Not sure how to start my post.

Start with the word "the."

[Talchyon]

Not sure how to start my post.

Well... the villains are now in the grocery store. Do you suppose Saucy Man could check out the baking goods aisle and look at extra sauces he might consider?

[Zjaum]

Not sure how to start my post.

Well... the villains are now in the grocery store. Do you suppose Saucy Man could check out the baking goods aisle and look at extra sauces he might consider?

Or the pasta section.

[Talchyon]

Da Klan -

I absolutely Love your first post! What an introduction! Ha ha! Saucy Man will fit right in.

[Da Klan]

Da Klan -

I absolutely Love your first post! What an introduction! Ha ha! Saucy Man will fit right in.

Thank you!

[Talchyon]

Hey everyone...

I am going to be extremely busy the next several days due to the rest of Holy Week and Easter break. I am assuming many of you are likewise going to be busy. I will not be posting probably until Monday, but I wanted you all to know that I'm still loving this RP and hope you all appreciate the ending to this arc that I have in mind.

I don't have a time estimate as to when I'm introducing the ending, etc. But we're getting there. Inching along. And I promise that the ending of this arc, the tying of all the loose threads, the humor, the danger and more will be waiting and will be worth it.

-Talc

[Zjaum]

Hey everyone...

I am going to be extremely busy the next several days due to the rest of Holy Week and Easter break. I am assuming many of you are likewise going to be busy. I will not be posting probably until Monday, but I wanted you all to know that I'm still loving this RP and hope you all appreciate the ending to this arc that I have in mind.

I don't have a time estimate as to when I'm introducing the ending, etc. But we're getting there. Inching along. And I promise that the ending of this arc, the tying of all the loose threads, the humor, the danger and more will be waiting and will be worth it.

-Talc

This RP isn't going to end at the end of the arc, is it? I would very much appreciate going further, and I don't think that the humor that we have is growing staler.

[Talchyon]

Hey everyone...

I am going to be extremely busy the next several days due to the rest of Holy Week and Easter break. I am assuming many of you are likewise going to be busy. I will not be posting probably until Monday, but I wanted you all to know that I'm still loving this RP and hope you all appreciate the ending to this arc that I have in mind.

I don't have a time estimate as to when I'm introducing the ending, etc. But we're getting there. Inching along. And I promise that the ending of this arc, the tying of all the loose threads, the humor, the danger and more will be waiting and will be worth it.

-Talc

This RP isn't going to end at the end of the arc, is it? I would very much appreciate going further, and I don't think that the humor that we have is growing staler.

No. The plan is, when this arc is done, we'll start a new one. I'm starting to think of things for that one too, the one after we're done with Mr. Big (or he's done doing his nefarious scheme against us, whichever comes first). I've got some ideas in mind for the next major arc, but I would certainly welcome any suggestions. Here or in telegram is fine, either way.

[Talchyon]

So... anyone up for some grocery store hijinks? Or some random weird townspeople you need to give medicine to?

Again, if anyone would like a suggestion as to what they can (or should?) do, I'm always here to give any friendly RP advice.

[Zjaum]

So... anyone up for some grocery store hijinks? Or some random weird townspeople you need to give medicine to?

Again, if anyone would like a suggestion as to what they can (or should?) do, I'm always here to give any friendly RP advice.

I can think of something. I would like a couple hours to think of something, though.

[Talchyon]

Nice to see Nikoli go seriously angry because he's in a capitalist store. Also exciting to see the battle between Nikoli and Florida Man!

[Zjaum]

Any Kenny Rogers fans?

[Talchyon]

Any Kenny Rogers fans?

I only know "The Gambler".

[Osnil Returns]

I would like to tag this. I have an idea or two for a villain to parody ALL villains' monologues. "It's time for my speech folks. Blah blah blah destroy you. . . blah blah blah take over Minnesota. . . blah blah blah. The end."

[Zjaum]

I would like to tag this. I have an idea or two for a villain to parody ALL villains' monologues. "It's time for my speech folks. Blah blah blah destroy you. . . blah blah blah take over Minnesota. . . blah blah blah. The end."

...and TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!

Name the reference.

[Whalestron]

phineas and ferb cough cough

[Talchyon]

I would like to tag this. I have an idea or two for a villain to parody ALL villains' monologues. "It's time for my speech folks. Blah blah blah destroy you. . . blah blah blah take over Minnesota. . . blah blah blah. The end."

We could use a new villain, too. Turn in an app. I'd love to see what you have in mind.

[Zjaum]

I would like to tag this. I have an idea or two for a villain to parody ALL villains' monologues. "It's time for my speech folks. Blah blah blah destroy you. . . blah blah blah take over Minnesota. . . blah blah blah. The end."

We could use a new villain, too. Turn in an app. I'd love to see what you have in mind.

Actually, we haven't gotten much of a response from the heroes. Are they going to post soon?

[Talchyon]

We could use a new villain, too. Turn in an app. I'd love to see what you have in mind.

Actually, we haven't gotten much of a response from the heroes. Are they going to post soon?

Hope so. I moved the plot along for the heroes. Now they're at the first house to deliver their wares.

HEROES - Especially Captain Andorra - you guys get to meet one of the unstable residents of Orient, MN. Have fun.

[Osnil Returns]

I would like to tag this. I have an idea or two for a villain to parody ALL villains' monologues. "It's time for my speech folks. Blah blah blah destroy you. . . blah blah blah take over Minnesota. . . blah blah blah. The end."

...and TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!

Name the reference.

I had no idea it was a Doof reference even though I love Doof. I used to watch the Animated Adventures of Larryboy, so he might also have a few "Dance with me Lampy" references. Though I might have him have a Mannequin he keeps talking to. "Dance with me, Manny!"

[Osnil Returns]

Name: Erik Schmizendorf
Codename: Professor Monologue
Age: 40
Sex: Male
Appearance:
Erik is a hunched over, skinny man. He has black hair and wears a white lab coat.
Biography: Erik's history is very sad. He lived on a farm in his homeland in a small island that both Germany and Norway feuded over. Hence, it was either Gerway or Normany. Sadly, the scarecrow on the farm was repossessed because his father could not afford to pay the "Scarecrow Tax." So, his father dressed him up as a scarecrow and forced him to keep the crows away.

All the while, he watched his sister, Gretel, please her parents. She always impressed them with everything she did while he failed at everything he did, and thus disappointing them. When he finally realized that life was out to get him, he decided to conquer part of the world. Not just any part though. He wanted to take over . . . the Tri-State Area! But then another villain sued for copyright infringement. So now, he is out to take over . . . Minnesota!
Powers:

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Describe your abilities:
I'm a genius with anators. Inators are copyrighted.
Why did you turn to crime: When I finally realized that life was against me.
Why did you further become a supervillain: To take over Minnesota!
How do you feel about the Infinites: Meh. They're okay, but they break all my anators.
What's your end goal: TO TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE-sorry about that. I forgot about the lawsuit. TO TAKE OVER MINNESOTA!
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Let's see. I go down my checklist. Lull the hero to sleep with a ridiculous monologue, talk about my evil plan, talk about the backstory that led me to this moment, and make the popcorn while I wait for my plan to come into full fruition.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Yes. I even have the entry way of the hero planned.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): High-pitched German laughter
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Curse you *insert hero name* ! You think you're all that, but you're not!
Any lines you won't cross: Any line that violates the agreement for me not to take over the Tri-State Area.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I need an archenemy. Archenemies complete me.