Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[The Auquos Union]

"Could you elaborate? I need to know people to avoid."

"Jack is a sex maniac who has psychopathic tendencies although not as much as Herja, Lucinda is 18, is the niece of the leader of Whalestron and has her soul linked with her ferret (think Golden Compass), Dinorous is an orc dovahkiin and ruler of Tamriel just to name a few leaders here and I am the ruler of Cold Time, oh and pleased to meet you"

"One from each country we visit. So far, it's been working," he smirked. "Oh, hi Akula. I don't feel like you dying either, especially after that 'fin' time we had in the closet," he smirked again with a chuckle.

"A forefinger representative? I'm sure your relations with my empire will be above average," he stated as he stared at her chest.

"Jack is Herja okay with you seducing women, I thought she was prone to jealousy……and murder"

"Actually, I'd pay to see Herja Vs. Akula. Especially in the underwater conditions."

[Venomizia]

Adolph and Vaegus burst through the doors to the dining hall.

"Sorry, we... uh... Fell asleep in the dropship! Yes, that." Vaegus explained.

"Oh, two new leaders. Hi, I'm Admiral Vaegus, representative of bedridden Virgil Schaelunt."

[Cold Time]

Adolph and Vaegus burst through the doors to the dining hall.

"Sorry, we... uh... Fell asleep in the dropship! Yes, that." Vaegus explained.

"Oh, two new leaders. Hi, I'm Admiral Vaegus, representative of bedridden Virgil Schaelunt."

OOC: Do you have a factbook on these two currently or no

[Venomizia]

Adolph and Vaegus burst through the doors to the dining hall.

"Sorry, we... uh... Fell asleep in the dropship! Yes, that." Vaegus explained.

"Oh, two new leaders. Hi, I'm Admiral Vaegus, representative of bedridden Virgil Schaelunt."

OOC: Do you have a factbook on these two currently or no

OOC: I would make one, but I'm on mobile right now. Just imagine Adolph as a dog-man with completly white fur and a labcoat and a cliché German accent with Vaegus being a croc-man who speaks in an Australian accent.

[Tesra]

''Bloody hell Jack, how many women are you going to fuck before this is all over? Wait, don't answer that''

"One from each country we visit. So far, it's been working," he smirked. "Oh, hi Akula. I don't feel like you dying either, especially after that 'fin' time we had in the closet," he smirked again with a chuckle.

"A forefinger representative? I'm sure your relations with my empire will be above average," he stated as he stared at her chest.

"I see exactly where you're looking..."

She sighed.

"When I get home, I'm gonna stop wearing this to events."

[Venomizia]

"Anyways, whatever did happen to that traior Valence?" Vaegus asked.

[The Palmetto]

"One from each country we visit. So far, it's been working," he smirked. "Oh, hi Akula. I don't feel like you dying either, especially after that 'fin' time we had in the closet," he smirked again with a chuckle.

"A forefinger representative? I'm sure your relations with my empire will be above average," he stated as he stared at her chest.

"I see exactly where you're looking..."

She sighed.

"When I get home, I'm gonna stop wearing this to events."

He was still looking. "Hey, not my fault you chose to wear tight latex," he said with a smirk.
"Want me to try and make them bigger?" He said with yet another smirk.

[Tesra]

"I see exactly where you're looking..."

She sighed.

"When I get home, I'm gonna stop wearing this to events."

He was still looking. "Hey, not my fault you chose to wear tight latex," he said with a smirk.
"Want me to try and make them bigger?" He said with yet another smirk.

"Another cup size and than we'll talk."

[Sleet Clans]

"Anyways, whatever did happen to that traior Valence?" Vaegus asked.

''He got locked into a soul gem thing by the Empress of Higher Japan'' Resne explained

[The Auquos Union]

"Anyways, whatever did happen to that traitor Valence?" Vaegus asked.

"I think he was put in a crystal or somethin'" Thrash replied.

"I see exactly where you're looking..."

She sighed.

"When I get home, I'm gonna stop wearing this to events."

He was still looking. "Hey, not my fault you chose to wear tight latex," he said with a smirk.
"Want me to try and make them bigger?" He said with yet another smirk.

"JACK, NO! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!" He yelled before blasting his own boob magic at her.

[Tesra]

"Anyways, whatever did happen to that traitor Valence?" Vaegus asked.

"I think he was put in a crystal or somethin'" Thrash replied.

He was still looking. "Hey, not my fault you chose to wear tight latex," he said with a smirk.
"Want me to try and make them bigger?" He said with yet another smirk.

"JACK, NO! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!" He yelled before blasting his own boob magic at her.

"Now now, boys, no need to fight over me...why not do a threeway?"
She said that sarcastically.

[The Palmetto]

"I think he was put in a crystal or somethin'" Thrash replied.



"JACK, NO! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!" He yelled before blasting his own boob magic at her.

"Now now, boys, no need to fight over me...why not do a threeway?"

"Nope, I'm out," Jack said, clapping his hands and walking off to Akula.
"Hey Thrash, got any Epaulette shark chicks around here? It's my favorite species of shark," he asked.

[Tesra]

"Now now, boys, no need to fight over me...why not do a threeway?"

"Nope, I'm out," Jack said, clapping his hands and walking off to Akula.
"Hey Thrash, got any Epaulette shark chicks around here? It's my favorite species of shark," he asked.

"That was a joke! Come back!"

She dashed after him.

[Whalestron]

Lucinda walked up to Jack, "Say.. I never told you I turned eighteen last week, did I?" She asked, giggling. It was obvious she was slightly intoxicated, something Chester likely wouldn't approve.

[The Auquos Union]

"Now now, boys, no need to fight over me...why not do a threeway?"

"Nope, I'm out," Jack said, clapping his hands and walking off to Akula.
"Hey Thrash, got any Epaulette shark chicks around here? It's my favorite species of shark," he asked.

"Uhh... Yeah they tend to live over near the shipyards." He aaid pointing in the dorection to a massive facility.

"You what?" Akula said slightly annoyed.

[Cold Time]

Lucinda walked up to Jack, "Say.. I never told you I turned eighteen last week, did I?" She asked, giggling. It was obvious she was slightly intoxicated, something Chester likely wouldn't approve.

"Guess I'll have to babysit then" Caleb said as he dragged her away from Jack

[The Palmetto]

"Nope, I'm out," Jack said, clapping his hands and walking off to Akula.
"Hey Thrash, got any Epaulette shark chicks around here? It's my favorite species of shark," he asked.

"Uhh... Yeah they tend to live over near the shipyards." He aaid pointing in the dorection to a massive facility.

"You what?" Akula said slightly annoyed.

"What do you mean? Shark girls are the best girls," Jack said with a smirk.
"Hmm...who wants to go to the shipyard with me?" Jack asked the group.

[The Auquos Union]

"Uhh... Yeah they tend to live over near the shipyards." He aaid pointing in the dorection to a massive facility.

"You what?" Akula said slightly annoyed.

"What do you mean? Shark girls are the best girls," Jack said with a smirk.
"Hmm...who wants to go to the shipyard with me?" Jack asked the group.

"Well, I guess from there we can pick up a gunship and blow up a small pirate settlement annoying small towns near the surface of the water." Thrash said looking somewhat longingly at Akula.

[UKCS]

OOC: FUCK
I was gonna do a cool introduction, but sod it.
*sulking*

[The Palmetto]

"What do you mean? Shark girls are the best girls," Jack said with a smirk.
"Hmm...who wants to go to the shipyard with me?" Jack asked the group.

"Well, I guess from there we can pick up a gunship and blow up a small pirate settlement annoying small towns near the surface of the water." Thrash said looking somewhat longingly at Akula.

"Sounds fair to me," Jack said. He noticed Thrash's expression, and pulled Akula closer to him, squeezing her meaty thigh.

[The Auquos Union]

"Well, I guess from there we can pick up a gunship and blow up a small pirate settlement annoying small towns near the surface of the water." Thrash said looking somewhat longingly at Akula.

"Sounds fair to me," Jack said. He noticed Thrash's expression, and pulled Akula closer to him, squeezing her meaty thigh.

"Hold on, I need to see if I still have a bucket of vanilla ice cream in the icebox." Thrash said depressed.

[The Palmetto]

"Sounds fair to me," Jack said. He noticed Thrash's expression, and pulled Akula closer to him, squeezing her meaty thigh.

"Hold on, I need to see if I still have a bucket of vanilla ice cream in the icebox." Thrash said depressed.

Jack waited on him, continuing to cuddle with his shark companion.

[Tesra]

"Hold on, I need to see if I still have a bucket of vanilla ice cream in the icebox." Thrash said depressed.

Jack waited on him, continuing to cuddle with his shark companion.

Mira was clenching her fists and gritting her beak, glaring at him, before walking off.

[UKCS]

OOC: where are we up to?

[The Palmetto]

Jack waited on him, continuing to cuddle with his shark companion.

Mira was clenching her fists and gritting her beak, glaring at him, before walking off.

"Oh come on, Mira, there's no need to get jealous," he smirked.