I have tried to write an issue based on the controversy that emerged in Europe a few weeks ago when some Turkish politicians wanted to organize rallies in Germany and the Netherlands to ask the Turkish immigrants living there to vote Yes in the upcoming referendum.
I am waiting for your comments and suggestions!
Draft 3 --- only slightly changed and sprinkled with some unpretentious humor here and there
[description]Your advisors have notified you that Dick Tator, the autocratic leader of Marche Noir, wants to come to @@NAME@@ with several ministers in his cabinet and organize rallies to campaign for the votes of Marche Noirian immigrants in the upcoming elections in Marche Noir. Angry protestors demand that the dictator be not allowed to propagate his extremist views on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ soil.
[validity]has above-average civil rights & political rights, allows immigration
1. [option] ''This is a travesty!'' yells @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@, the leader of the ‘Freedom for Oppressed Peoples’ initiative. ''Mr. Tator is a dictator oppressing his people and he maintains his power simply by sowing seeds of hatred in Marche Noir against @@NAME@@ and rigging the elections! @@NAME@@ is a democratic country and we cannot allow dictators to use our country as a stage for their farcical propaganda. @@LEADER@@, ban these people from coming to our country immediately!''
[effect] Border police is on alert as some politicians from Marche Noir attempt to enter @@NAME@@ illegally.
2. [option] ''This is a travesty!'' yells @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, a Marche Noirian immigrant carrying a life-size cardboard cutout of Dick Tator and showering his image with sloppy kisses. ''We love Dick Tator! He is the democratically elected leader of Marche Noir who got 99% of the votes in the latest elections and he has every right to talk to his supporters here. You keep saying that people have freedom of speech here, will you deprive our Supreme Leader of his freedom of speech now? @@LEADER@@, allow our leader to organize rallies here.''
[effect] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ are stunned as the leader of Marche Noir proclaims them to be ''@@ANIMAL@@-eating fascists'' on live TV, applauded by Marche Noirian immigrants.
3. [option] ''This is what happens when a softy like YOU becomes the leader,'' sneers @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, an extreme nationalist in the parliament; even as he runs his fingers through his fluffy hair looking in the mirror behind you. ''For years you have been admitting these filthy barbarians into our country, they took our jobs, they survived on our welfare, yet they were never thankful. And now they want to impose their skewed ideology on us! None of this would have happened if we had no Marche Noirian immigrants to begin with. Be a leader just for a day and deport them all to their country which they seem to love so much!''
[effect] Thousands of immigrants who had come to @@NAME@@ to escape from the dictatorship in Marche Noir are applying to Maxtopia for asylum.
4. [option] ''Well, let’s not rush through this, there is always room for compromise, isn’t there?'' asks @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@ your Minister of Solutions, filing her fingernails. ''This dictator wants to come here to ask the Marche Noirians to vote for him, right? And the immigrants living here CAN vote for him, because they still hold Marche Noirian citizenship. But what if we abolished dual citizenship? That way, if the immigrants let go of their Marche Noirian citizenship, they will not be able to vote, so their dictator wouldn’t bother to come here. And if they do not give up their Marche Noirian citizenship, they cannot keep their @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ citizenship, and in that case we can deport them if we want to. Simple, right?''
[effect] Marche Noirian immigrants are transformed into full-blooded @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ patriots overnight.
5. [option]''Maybe we can do this without antagonizing Marche Noir,'' whispers @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Affairs consultant, who had been hiding in your closet all this time. ''Don’t forget that our @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ industry depends on our cooperation with our Marche Noirian friends. In addition, we wouldn’t want our friends in @@REGION@@ to think that we are a xenophobic government. I suggest that you tell Dick Tator to hold his rally in the backyard of the Marche Noirian embassy in @@CAPITAL@@, which is technically Marche Noirian soil. That way, his supporters will be happy, and @@NAME@@ will not have hosted his rally.''
[effect] The pro-government media in Marche Noir proudly announce that the 100-square meter backyard of the embassy was overflowing with enthusiastic voters who came to hear Dick Tator’s speech.