Very well then, I'll have him join them when they arrive.
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by The Palmetto » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:30 pm
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:32 pm
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.

by Petrokovia » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:35 pm

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:40 pm
Petrokovia wrote:The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Pregnant at 19?! What the hell? She is so irresponsible!! At least Eric and Ann are having safe sex.
"Do what Gold does. Wrap your tool."
"Wait, how do you know-"
"Dude, I can smell it on you after. My sense of smell's way fucking better than a human's, and you guys can smell it, so..."
"..."
"..."
"I'm going to start using a hotel from now on."
"Whatever you want."

by Where Criminals Are Fed To Badgers » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:52 pm

by Gurori » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:03 pm
Where criminals are fed to badgers wrote:Since Pride got overlooked where he popped up, I can put him in Gurori's new arc about the thing that absorbs energy. Where should he pop up to participate?

by Legokiller » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:13 pm
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Petrokovia wrote:"Do what Gold does. Wrap your tool."
"Wait, how do you know-"
"Dude, I can smell it on you after. My sense of smell's way fucking better than a human's, and you guys can smell it, so..."
"..."
"..."
"I'm going to start using a hotel from now on."
"Whatever you want."
So it's official that Eric and Ann, who were married at 15 and 16 respectively, are more responsible in the bedroom than Serena and her boyfriend/fiance.

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:16 pm

by Legokiller » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:29 pm

by The Palmetto » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:41 pm
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Legokiller wrote:
Just keep in mind Serena made a choice in that fateful night and wanted to have a child.
Still a bit irresponsible at that age. But I guess when you regularly put your life on the line to save reality you might want to have kids as soon as possible.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:42 pm

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by The Palmetto » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:51 pm
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

by Gurori » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:56 pm

by Prusselanden » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:04 pm
The Palmetto wrote:Prusselanden wrote:Luckily Ignis has a lot of 'relatives' to help (They're mostly Quetz's family, but some of them don't mind helping to raise the baby.)
That's certainly helpful, I suppose if you aren't saving reality for too long a time period it wouldn't have too much of an issue with parent-child relations.
Also, since "Secesh is attracted to Ignis" jokes are legally required every time it's possible,
clears throat
gurgles water
inhales
exhales
"Secesh is jealous he didn't get to knock Ignis up first"

by The Palmetto » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:13 pm
Prusselanden wrote:The Palmetto wrote:
That's certainly helpful, I suppose if you aren't saving reality for too long a time period it wouldn't have too much of an issue with parent-child relations.
Also, since "Secesh is attracted to Ignis" jokes are legally required every time it's possible,
clears throat
gurgles water
inhales
exhales
"Secesh is jealous he didn't get to knock Ignis up first"
Iggy might or might not feel the same way towards him,
But she knows he is human and fears the day he might die.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

by Prusselanden » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:17 pm
The Palmetto wrote:Prusselanden wrote:Iggy might or might not feel the same way towards him,
But she knows he is human and fears the day he might die.
Thankfully, thanks to alien tech he won't die of old age. His only threat is Quetz trying to murder him in response to every dirty joke made about Ignis ever. Oh and plus anything else that can kill him.

by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:20 pm
Prusselanden wrote:The Palmetto wrote:Thankfully, thanks to alien tech he won't die of old age. His only threat is Quetz trying to murder him in response to every dirty joke made about Ignis ever. Oh and plus anything else that can kill him.
I wonder even why he likes Ignis in the first place . She's not conventionally pretty (she has a rather large burn scar in the mouth area which I often forget to draw) or 'hot' (very plain looking, no curves.) She has done terrible things in the past, is a really messy eater, can be childish and insensitive, and is a demon, a race which is typically frowned upon. It's just...there are so many other girls prettier and more interesting than Ignis, who I personally think is a shallow and boring character.

"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.

by Gurori » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:21 pm
The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:Prusselanden wrote:I wonder even why he likes Ignis in the first place . She's not conventionally pretty (she has a rather large burn scar in the mouth area which I often forget to draw) or 'hot' (very plain looking, no curves.) She has done terrible things in the past, is a really messy eater, can be childish and insensitive, and is a demon, a race which is typically frowned upon. It's just...there are so many other girls prettier and more interesting than Ignis, who I personally think is a shallow and boring character.
What you look like and what you've done mean nothing to true love Pruss.

by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:22 pm
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.

by Prusselanden » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:23 pm

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