The Infinites:The Lamest Heroes -Comedy, Supers - OOC/Closed

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

Ok, guys, don't call me stupid, but Mikael just threw his weapon away.

How cool is that?

[Zjaum]

So, for the relatively new people, who were the other superheroes who left the Infinites? I don't recall a mime, or a giant, or anything like that.

This thread is a reboot of the previous infinites, the fenchman and all that were from the original thread. There'a link on page 1.

Yeah, but I'm lazy.

...

Fine...

[Zjaum]

You know, I was planning on bringing in a giant character, but apparently that would be too unoriginal... sigh...

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

You know, I was planning on bringing in a giant character, but apparently that would be too unoriginal... sigh...

Oh, I should probaly bring in the character I made that was accepted ages ago.

[Talchyon]

Ok, guys, don't call me stupid, but Mikael just threw his weapon away.

How cool is that?

Hand to hand combat! Ninja moves!

[Talchyon]

So, for the relatively new people, who were the other superheroes who left the Infinites? I don't recall a mime, or a giant, or anything like that.

One of the things I've tried to do with the French Man character is make connections to the past history (in the previous incarnation of Infinites, which in this world, happened about a year ago). All of the things that happened in the original, happened. So French Man would have some memory and knowledge about what was going on then.

Plus, I just thought it was funny with the conversation between French Man and Calculator about everyone becoming tour guides.

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

Ok, guys, don't call me stupid, but Mikael just threw his weapon away.

How cool is that?

Hand to hand combat! Ninja moves!

I have a secret weapon....


I think it's time. Yes, it's time for the thing, to bring the thing to the story.

[Sphinxatopd]

A guy sitting net to me said: "When you are streaming a movie, but you have to restart you're computer and you forget where you are." Me back to him: "When your play-by-post character gets turned into a french stereotype by a villain dressed in a french villain suit." Guy: "WTF? No one's ever had that happen except for someone like you."

What is a wife beater t-shirt?

[Talchyon]

What is a wife beater t-shirt?

[Sphinxatopd]

What is a wife beater t-shirt?

I'm going to have Captain Andorra look at himself and shout: "How did you know my secret identity?!?"

[Talchyon]

I'm going to have Captain Andorra look at himself and shout: "How did you know my secret identity?!?"

And just so everyone knows...

No, I do not condone domestic violence. I just didn't know what else to call this kind of shirt.

[Zjaum]

I'm going to have Captain Andorra look at himself and shout: "How did you know my secret identity?!?"

And just so everyone knows...

No, I do not condone domestic violence. I just didn't know what else to call this kind of shirt.

A sleeveless T-shirt? Totally fine, though. It is what it's called.

[The Central Shadow Nation]

My region just got raided and it was occupied for like an hour. Two regions were involved and I don't know what happened. Nothing on the RMB. They just came, overthrew me, and left. Lol.

[Talchyon]

My region just got raided and it was occupied for like an hour. Two regions were involved and I don't know what happened. Nothing on the RMB. They just came, overthrew me, and left. Lol.

Hmmm. You can always join a new region. (Mine is currently seeking new people).

[Zjaum]

My region just got raided and it was occupied for like an hour. Two regions were involved and I don't know what happened. Nothing on the RMB. They just came, overthrew me, and left. Lol.

Hmmm. You can always join a new region. (Mine is currently seeking new people).

Oy! So is mine! Come join; I'm WE'RE AMAZING!

[Sphinxatopd]

Hmmm. You can always join a new region. (Mine is currently seeking new people).

Oy! So is mine! Come join; I'm WE'RE AMAZING!

And so is the Solid Kingdom!

[The Last Abode of Pando]

Yeah. I need to post.

[Zjaum]

I'm not going to bring her up during this instance, but I kinda want to bring a specter from Henry's past. I don't know whether to make her a heroine or villainess, but I'm open to suggestions.

Name: Auburn Lincoln
Codename: Princess Goldilocks
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Appearance: 7' 5", due to her gold-infused bones and muscles. Bronzed, but not like in the intro to Goldfinger. Fully clothed, as another big difference. Despite her having the name "Auburn" and the nickname "Goldilocks," she has jet black hair...
Bio(graphy): She used to be the tank for the Jefferson Infinites, and called in a sick day during the raid. Henry never knew that she was alive. She found refuge with other Infinite groups but was often rejected due to the lack of her ability to contribute.
Powers: She's infected with a parasite that allows her to absorb any and all amounts of gold she consumes, giving her a much tougher skin. (There are a few variants that give her trace amounts of molybdenum and iron and other metals) the parasite powered by oxytocin, and reacts violently when undersupplied, so she has to receive hugs every day or risk death.

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[Talchyon]

I'm not going to bring her up during this instance, but I kinda want to bring a specter from Henry's past. I don't know whether to make her a heroine or villainess, but I'm open to suggestions.

Name: Auburn Lincoln
Codename: Princess Goldilocks
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Appearance: 7' 5", due to her gold-infused bones and muscles. Bronzed, but not like in the intro to Goldfinger. Fully clothed, as another big difference. Despite her having the name "Auburn" and the nickname "Goldilocks," she has jet black hair...
Bio(graphy): She used to be the tank for the Jefferson Infinites, and called in a sick day during the raid. Henry never knew that she was alive. She found refuge with other Infinite groups but was often rejected due to the lack of her ability to contribute.
Powers: She's infected with a parasite that allows her to absorb any and all amounts of gold she consumes, giving her a much tougher skin. (There are a few variants that give her trace amounts of molybdenum and iron and other metals) the parasite powered by oxytocin, and reacts violently when undersupplied, so she has to receive hugs every day or risk death.

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Snicker. I mean, Accepted! Since you already have a villain, how about Goldilocks becomes a heroine and joins the Infinites?

[Zjaum]

I'm not going to bring her up during this instance, but I kinda want to bring a specter from Henry's past. I don't know whether to make her a heroine or villainess, but I'm open to suggestions.

Name: Auburn Lincoln
Codename: Princess Goldilocks
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Appearance: 7' 5", due to her gold-infused bones and muscles. Bronzed, but not like in the intro to Goldfinger. Fully clothed, as another big difference. Despite her having the name "Auburn" and the nickname "Goldilocks," she has jet black hair...
Bio(graphy): She used to be the tank for the Jefferson Infinites, and called in a sick day during the raid. Henry never knew that she was alive. She found refuge with other Infinite groups but was often rejected due to the lack of her ability to contribute.
Powers: She's infected with a parasite that allows her to absorb any and all amounts of gold she consumes, giving her a much tougher skin. (There are a few variants that give her trace amounts of molybdenum and iron and other metals) the parasite powered by oxytocin, and reacts violently when undersupplied, so she has to receive hugs every day or risk death.

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Snicker. I mean, Accepted! Since you already have a villain, how about Goldilocks becomes a heroine and joins the Infinites?

All right, I'm game for that! I was thinking that, but I was thinking how much fun it would be to have a sort of Tsundere-kind of thing. But yeah, she can be a heroine. I'll cook up the details later.

[Zjaum]

Name: Auburn Lincoln
Codename: Princess Goldilocks
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Appearance: 7' 5", due to her gold-infused bones and muscles. Bronzed, but not like in the intro to Goldfinger. Fully clothed, as another big difference. Despite her having the name "Auburn" and the nickname "Goldilocks," she has jet black hair...
Bio(graphy): She used to be the tank for the Jefferson Infinites, and called in a sick day during the raid. Henry never knew that she was alive. She found refuge with other Infinite groups but was often rejected due to the lack of her ability to contribute.
Powers: She's infected with a parasite that allows her to absorb any and all amounts of gold she consumes, giving her a much tougher skin. (There are a few variants that give her trace amounts of molybdenum and iron and other metals) the parasite powered by oxytocin, and reacts violently when undersupplied, so she has to receive hugs every day or risk death.

Describe your abilities: "Well, I look like a million bucks. Get it? The gold infused in... Fine, then. Don't laugh. In fact, it's not even a million. Lop off a 0, and you get a more accurate number."
Why did you become a superhero: "Well, who else is going to employ a 7' 5" Amazon with metal-infused skin?"
What are your goals for the future: "Well, I would like to see what it's like without a parasite. Maybe a surgery? Most surgery equipment can't penetrate, though. Gold skin and all."
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?):
How would you describe your talents?: "Underwhelming. I mean, I tried doing jujutsu, but I'm not that flexible. Plus, no one wants to spar with someone two feet taller than them with metal fists."
What are your strengths?: "I can lift up to 100 kilograms. Is that strong enough?"
What are your weaknesses?: "Stealth is practically impossible. That, and agility, and speed, and tactics, and good makeup, and..."
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): "Getting some stranger to hug me is a lot harder than it seems, especially when I'm a 7' 5"... you get the drill."
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: "Well, I have experience in being an Infinite. It wasn't a great team, and I was never given leadership, but still..."
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): "Well, there are a few reporters back home who were legitimately afraid of me, but most just find my talents underwhelming. I'm useless by myself."


By the way, Talchyon, why were you snickering?

[Talchyon]

Name: Auburn Lincoln
Codename: Princess Goldilocks
Age: 20
Sex: Female
Appearance: 7' 5", due to her gold-infused bones and muscles. Bronzed, but not like in the intro to Goldfinger. Fully clothed, as another big difference. Despite her having the name "Auburn" and the nickname "Goldilocks," she has jet black hair...
Bio(graphy): She used to be the tank for the Jefferson Infinites, and called in a sick day during the raid. Henry never knew that she was alive. She found refuge with other Infinite groups but was often rejected due to the lack of her ability to contribute.
Powers: She's infected with a parasite that allows her to absorb any and all amounts of gold she consumes, giving her a much tougher skin. (There are a few variants that give her trace amounts of molybdenum and iron and other metals) the parasite powered by oxytocin, and reacts violently when undersupplied, so she has to receive hugs every day or risk death.

Describe your abilities: "Well, I look like a million bucks. Get it? The gold infused in... Fine, then. Don't laugh. In fact, it's not even a million. Lop off a 0, and you get a more accurate number."
Why did you become a superhero: "Well, who else is going to employ a 7' 5" Amazon with metal-infused skin?"
What are your goals for the future: "Well, I would like to see what it's like without a parasite. Maybe a surgery? Most surgery equipment can't penetrate, though. Gold skin and all."
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?):
How would you describe your talents?: "Underwhelming. I mean, I tried doing jujutsu, but I'm not that flexible. Plus, no one wants to spar with someone two feet taller than them with metal fists."
What are your strengths?: "I can lift up to 100 kilograms. Is that strong enough?"
What are your weaknesses?: "Stealth is practically impossible. That, and agility, and speed, and tactics, and good makeup, and..."
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): "Getting some stranger to hug me is a lot harder than it seems, especially when I'm a 7' 5"... you get the drill."
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: "Well, I have experience in being an Infinite. It wasn't a great team, and I was never given leadership, but still..."
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): "Well, there are a few reporters back home who were legitimately afraid of me, but most just find my talents underwhelming. I'm useless by myself."


By the way, Talchyon, why were you snickering?

Possible plot shenanigans with this character.

[The Last Abode of Pando]

That's odd. It seems like every time I post it takes at least 4 days for someone else to.

[Talchyon]

That's odd. It seems like every time I post it takes at least 4 days for someone else to.

I'll try to post tomorrow...

[Sphinxatopd]

I will post... tomorrow.