Thread for Gamers VIII: Revenge of the Sh**

[The first Galactic Republic]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

[Zeinbrad]

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

Didn't even know Nintendo was coming up with it. Still ain't interested in the Switch after finding out about it, though.

Ditto, no interest on my part either, then again ive never had much of an interest in Nintendo stuff anyway. Ive got enough consoles and i have my pc, i dont plan on getting any new ones until one breaks.

But short haired women are the best......

[Zeinbrad]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

Every character? Including the Krogans?

[Anywhere Else But Here]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

Every character? Including the Krogans?

Including aliens is clear SJW subtext for foreigners. Mass Effect shouldn't have aliens at all.

[Ameriganastan]

I mean, my FemShep had short hair. And I romanced Liara. Am I perpetuating a stereotype or something?

[The Huskar Social Union]

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

Because obviously the short hairstyle was invented by the LGBTQ Illuminati.

Of course!

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

Ditto, no interest on my part either, then again ive never had much of an interest in Nintendo stuff anyway. Ive got enough consoles and i have my pc, i dont plan on getting any new ones until one breaks.

The short-haired lesbian thing reminds me of The Walking Dead, when one of the prisoners at the Prison thinks Carol's a lesbian because her hairs' short.

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

Why would they bitch about that, of all things? I mean, there are plenty of people who choose female PCs in the Mass effect games, precisely so they could get some lesbo action in the romance sub-plots!

...or so I've heard. From other people.

Indeed.... i have also heard of this from other people.. not that i would know myself...

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

Yes. The idea that we would be hatching such a plot is ridiculous. Laughable, even. Look, I'm laughing at it: Ha. Ha, ha.
<.<
>.>

But seriously, are they not aware that Mass Effect has had lesbians from the beginning?

Yeah but this woman, Cora iirc her name is, is not hot enough, and that with the short hair apparently makes her a fat man hating lesbian sjw or something... at least according to the all knowing internet who are clearly always right and know the truth.

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

Indeed quite, it is the only correct path you should take to make a good game, anything that deviates from this is ruining it! Its ruined! RUINED I SAY!

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

Ditto, no interest on my part either, then again ive never had much of an interest in Nintendo stuff anyway. Ive got enough consoles and i have my pc, i dont plan on getting any new ones until one breaks.

But short haired women are the best......

Sure can be.

I mean, my FemShep had short hair. And I romanced Liara. Am I perpetuating a stereotype or something?

Yeah i did that as w- Oh.. ah...My God Ameri... you are part of the SJW illuminati!

[The Huskar Social Union]

I fucking hate chaos with a passion

And i thought my first big battle with that demon fucker as the empire was rough. Outnumbered them 4-1 and took three times as many casualties, though on the plus side i did wound two legendary lords, so they will be out of action for a bit. Now the Highking must retreat with his battered throng, and replenish his ranks in occupied Sylvania.

[The first Galactic Republic]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

Every character? Including the Krogans?

The Krogans love two things, fighting and Her Majesty.

[Altito Asmoro]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

*Sigh*

[The first Galactic Republic]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

*Sigh*

It's gone too far. The gaming industry is dying! Just the other day I was visiting a relative and his two month old baby daughter let go of her mother's tit for just long enough to tell me that DRM was necessary for preserving games. Lunacy!

[The United Dark Republic]

Shame, it was always a good laugh.

Thinking about the first shooter thing though, now that i think about it again, halo was not my first shooter, i remember demos of Quake, and some game similar to it, but it was set in like Ancient Egypt or something iirc, and a demo for Doom on the PS1, so i think one of those was actually my first shooter that i played.

Actually there's a question - when did I get Timesplitters 1?

I absolutely - love - Timesplitters. Sucks that they still aren't made, it was one of my all-time favorites.

On a side note, I believe that GoldenEye on the N64 was my first shooter.

[The Federation of Kendor]

Anyway, why does EA get criticized in this thread, including the title

[Corrian]

I hope Bioware's new Mass Effect only has white heterosexual male English protestants from nice suburban neighborhoods just like every other Mass Effect game. Anything else would be pandering.

*Sigh*

I dunno why you're taking their posts seriously. Seems like the do sarcastic gaming posts.

[Corrian]

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot..

Last I checked my sister isn't a lesbian and she cut her hair short.

[The Huskar Social Union]

*Sigh*

I dunno why you're taking their posts seriously. Seems like the do sarcastic gaming posts.

Nope totally serious, this pandering sjw agenda must be stopped! Nothing but white men from engerland!

[The Huskar Social Union]

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot..

Last I checked my sister isn't a lesbian and she cut her hair short.

She is a sleeper agent mate.

Or something, anyway.

[Ardavia]

>be playing BF1
>jump from plane wielding prototype automatic gun that was never used and only had a few prototypes built
>fall toward enemy zeppelin, land on it, kill crew, run along the thing and jump off, parachute down
>on the way down, see black in German uniform
>"oh my god the SJW pandering historical inaccuracy in this game is killing me"

i've gone and ventured into the absolute cesspit that is youtube videos ranting about the "issue" of black people in BF1, it was an experience alright

[The Huskar Social Union]

>be playing BF1
>jump from plane wielding prototype automatic gun that was never used and only had a few prototypes built
>fall toward enemy zeppelin, land on it, kill crew, run along the thing and jump off, parachute down
>on the way down, see black in German uniform
>"oh my god the SJW pandering historical inaccuracy in this game is killing me"

i've gone and ventured into the absolute cesspit that is youtube videos ranting about the "issue" of black people in BF1, it was an experience alright

[Licana]

>be playing BF1
>jump from plane wielding prototype automatic gun that was never used and only had a few prototypes built
>fall toward enemy zeppelin, land on it, kill crew, run along the thing and jump off, parachute down
>on the way down, see black in German uniform
>"oh my god the SJW pandering historical inaccuracy in this game is killing me"

i've gone and ventured into the absolute cesspit that is youtube videos ranting about the "issue" of black people in BF1, it was an experience alright

is you tellin me we wuz kaiserz an shieet?

[Abserdia]

I mean, my FemShep had short hair. And I romanced Liara. Am I perpetuating a stereotype or something?

You're a lesbian now. I'm sorry.

[Liriena]

Ya know it fucking figures.

$60 for a fucking Dynasty Warriors 8 game on Steam, and it's only later that I find out that it crashes constantly because it's a shitty PS3 port and Tecmo-Koei are nowhere near close to giving a fuck.

I'm thinking about asking for a refund.

I've been playing Empires. It's good, no crashing, but yeah... it's a pretty lazy PS3 port. Granted, that works wonders for me because I can play it on my laptop without needing a mouse.

[Liriena]

I managed to reach the true end of both (although I never got far in the FES expansion in Persona 3).
Hmmm, I'd say Death was the hardest, as far as I can recall, in Persona 3.
Can't quite remember which boss gave me the most difficulty in Persona 4, although I think the one that I had to try over and over and over was the one against Shadow Mitsuo.

Ok, so how about the twelve shadows, particularly the Priestess, the Fortune and Strength, and the Hanged Man boss?

If I recall correctly (this was over six years ago), Fortune and Strength gave me the most trouble.

Also for Persona 4, how do your fight against Shadow Yukiko, Shadow Kanji, and Shadow Naoto went?

Pretty well, as far as I can remember. In those days, I had no problem with grinding a lot, so while I had to retry Shadow Kanji and Shadow Naoto a couple of times, I was at a very good level.

[Liriena]

EA being considered worst company is a sign of hpw insulated, entitled and immature gamers can be.

Yeah. I love being a gamer, but the culture is just awful at times.

[Abserdia]

Hype for Breath of the Wild is at all time high.

[Liriena]

I feel my Brain leaking out of my head every time i see someone bitching about a woman having short hair in the new mass effect game as some lesbian plot.

I swear, some gamers are a bunch of snowflakes when it comes to Bioware. I remember some entitled guy on GameFAQs whining about how Bioware hated straight men because the two romanceable women in Dragon Age Inquisition weren't attractive to him.

I for one welcome our Bioware overlords. Any developer that lets me play as a cute male elf mage and have a BDSM romance with a pansexual Qunari is welcome to rule the world, as far as I'm concerned.

Pity that they have EA looming above them.