Trump MAGAthread II: Donald and Mike go to the White House

[Valrifell]

I woke up in the middle of the night in a panic over all the things that the republicans are going to ditch.

mitch McConnell says they will repeal Obamacare immediately and maybe get a replacement in 3 years or so. paul ryan wants to voucherize medicare. the prez-elect vowed to tear up the iran nuclear deal. tpp is dead. they want to repeal dodd frank and, of course, crush the consumer financial bureau--the only bit of government that ever sent me money without having to apply for it. twice. we will once again have cabinet chairs filled with people who hate the government and the department they run.

we are so utterly fucked.

Think on the bright side, if they do end up doing away with programs they don't realize are popular and somewhat necessary (unlikely) they've set themselves up for electoral failure for, like, the rest of time.

[Ifreann]

You probably mean San Marino.

Atlantis will rise again.

"Atlantis? I thought you guys were made up by Plato?"
"Yes, that's what we wanted you to think!"
*pushes button*
*anthem of the Soviet Union for some reason*

[Ashmoria]

I woke up in the middle of the night in a panic over all the things that the republicans are going to ditch.

mitch McConnell says they will repeal Obamacare immediately and maybe get a replacement in 3 years or so. paul ryan wants to voucherize medicare. the prez-elect vowed to tear up the iran nuclear deal. tpp is dead. they want to repeal dodd frank and, of course, crush the consumer financial bureau--the only bit of government that ever sent me money without having to apply for it. twice. we will once again have cabinet chairs filled with people who hate the government and the department they run.

we are so utterly fucked.

Think on the bright side, if they do end up doing away with programs they don't realize are popular and somewhat necessary (unlikely) they've set themselves up for electoral failure for, like, the rest of time.

yeah that's what I thought every time they shut down the government.

and being fucked by political misstep doesn't make me any less fucked.

[Hurdergaryp]

Well, that title didn't last long. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

[Valrifell]

Think on the bright side, if they do end up doing away with programs they don't realize are popular and somewhat necessary (unlikely) they've set themselves up for electoral failure for, like, the rest of time.

yeah that's what I thought every time they shut down the government.

and being fucked by political misstep doesn't make me any less fucked.

Now they really don't have a scapegoat for when things go to shit, too.

Well, that's true, I'm just trying to look for some positives about that scenario. They'd probably get re-implemented Post-Trump if that happened.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Atlantis will rise again.

"Atlantis? I thought you guys were made up by Plato?"
"Yes, that's what we wanted you to think!"
*pushes button*
*anthem of the Soviet Union for some reason*

Gonna need to build a sea wall to keep out those Commumermaids.

[Ifreann]

"Atlantis? I thought you guys were made up by Plato?"
"Yes, that's what we wanted you to think!"
*pushes button*
*anthem of the Soviet Union for some reason*

Gonna need to build a sea wall to keep out those Commumermaids.

At last, a use for all those weaponised dolphins.

[Arachno-Satinism]

He makes a decent point. I almost got banned in July for calling Hillary "HillBot."

And the RWDT title implies that rightist are nazis. You get used to the double standard after awhile..

RWDT titles are made by biased leftist mods and not the rightist members of the forum, sure thing bruhh

[Ifreann]

The Donald mocks accusations of Russian meddling as a conspiracy theory.

Which is odd, because thus far he's been buying into any conspiracy theory that someone Tweeted to him.

[Hurdergaryp]

The Donald mocks accusations of Russian meddling as a conspiracy theory.

Which is odd, because thus far he's been buying into any conspiracy theory that someone Tweeted to him.

Trump is going to need a Beria in order to purge the CIA and other institutions that dare imply that the magnanimous Kremlin, known for its benevolence, would execute such nefarious schemes.

[Ashmoria]

The Donald mocks accusations of Russian meddling as a conspiracy theory.

Which is odd, because thus far he's been buying into any conspiracy theory that someone Tweeted to him.

the election was so long ago. who knows what happened that far back!

[Hurdergaryp]

The Donald mocks accusations of Russian meddling as a conspiracy theory.

Which is odd, because thus far he's been buying into any conspiracy theory that someone Tweeted to him.

the election was so long ago. who knows what happened that far back!

Who has even the time to remember those ancient times?

[Ashmoria]

The Donald mocks accusations of Russian meddling as a conspiracy theory.

Which is odd, because thus far he's been buying into any conspiracy theory that someone Tweeted to him.

Trump is going to need a Beria in order to purge the CIA and other institutions that dare imply that the magnanimous Kremlin, known for its benevolence, would execute such nefarious schemes.

supposedly he is going to be bringing in his own people. maybe he'll outsource intelligence to Russia. we'd save a ton of money!

[Hurdergaryp]

Trump is going to need a Beria in order to purge the CIA and other institutions that dare imply that the magnanimous Kremlin, known for its benevolence, would execute such nefarious schemes.

supposedly he is going to be bringing in his own people. maybe he'll outsource intelligence to Russia. we'd save a ton of money!

Also rectify this Alaska situation to the satisfaction of everyone.

[Ifreann]

the election was so long ago. who knows what happened that far back!

Who has even the time to remember those ancient times?

All we really need to know is that Trump won, it was a yuge landslide, he had the biggest rallies, it was great. Believe me.

[Hurdergaryp]

Who has even the time to remember those ancient times?

All we really need to know is that Trump won, it was a yuge landslide, he had the biggest rallies, it was great. Believe me.

And the rallies are only going to get bigger, if history actually does provide a blueprint for what is about to happen.

[Ashmoria]

All we really need to know is that Trump won, it was a yuge landslide, he had the biggest rallies, it was great. Believe me.

And the rallies are only going to get bigger, if history actually does provide a blueprint for what is about to happen.

and THAT is why I couldn't get back to sleep last night!

[Gauthier]

There we go. The subtitle has been removed to save the feelings of users who might take offense. You can figure out the rest among yourselves. I'm done.

A fitting show of how Trump railed against political correctness but needs his own special snowflake safe space.

[Gauthier]

Who has even the time to remember those ancient times?

All we really need to know is that Trump won, it was a yuge landslide, he had the biggest rallies, it was great. Believe me.

And that only illegals voted for [Redacted] Hillary. *nod nod*

[Liriena]

So... is there anything about Trump and the GOP so far that is not infuriatingly and blatantly horrible? Putin lackeys, crooks, bigots, corporate shills, short-sighted idiots...

I woke up in the middle of the night in a panic over all the things that the republicans are going to ditch.

mitch McConnell says they will repeal Obamacare immediately and maybe get a replacement in 3 years or so. paul ryan wants to voucherize medicare. the prez-elect vowed to tear up the iran nuclear deal. tpp is dead. they want to repeal dodd frank and, of course, crush the consumer financial bureau--the only bit of government that ever sent me money without having to apply for it. twice. we will once again have cabinet chairs filled with people who hate the government and the department they run.

we are so utterly fucked.

The American dream is dead. Long live the Merkelreich!

[Cymrea]

There we go. The subtitle has been removed to save the feelings of users who might take offense. You can figure out the rest among yourselves. I'm done.

A fitting show of how Trump railed against political correctness but needs his own special snowflake safe space.

More than half of Americans knew he was a serial self-contradictor, so there's no surprises here. The only question will be just how long folks will continue to delude themselves that they voted for someone who gives one single shit about them or their concerns.

Elected a billionaire who's appointing billionaires to "fix" a system broken by billionaires.

[Liriena]

There we go. The subtitle has been removed to save the feelings of users who might take offense. You can figure out the rest among yourselves. I'm done.

Bunch of PC snowflakes.

[Philjia]

The Donald mocks accusations of Russian meddling as a conspiracy theory.

Which is odd, because thus far he's been buying into any conspiracy theory that someone Tweeted to him.

There's only conspiracies against him, not for him.

[Liriena]

Comey FBI letter 'almost certainly' cost Hillary Clinton the election, numbers reveal

Thanks, Comey!

[Vassenor]

Comey FBI letter 'almost certainly' cost Hillary Clinton the election, numbers reveal

Thanks, Comey!

Hatch Act charges when?

Also I can't seem to look at stuff re: Trump insisting how smart he is without thinking of this.