The Lackadaisiclan Factbook

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The National Factbook of Lackadaisical

Table of Contents
1. Table of Contents and Introduction
2. Geography
3. People and Population
4. History
5. Military
6. Government and Politics
7. Economy
8. Transportation
9. Communications
10. Transnational Issues

Introduction
Lackadaisical has a relatively short history following its break from the Empire of Natovski in the year 1544 AD. At that time it was surrounded by hostile nations and besieged on all sides. However, the nation was able to break the will of the aggressors and began on a massive program of assimilating or eliminating those nations which threatened the Lackadaisiclan people, and this practice has continued to the day with aggressive states being gobbled up. By the year 1921, the nation had grown fifty fold in size and the population had boomed to nearly one billion, completely overshadowing the Empire which it had seceded from. Lackadaisical now plays a powerful, if primarily peaceful role on the world stage, engaging the world solely through diplomacy and trade.

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Geography
Location:
Unknown

Map References:


Area:
Total:63.23 million sq. mi (163.90 million sq. km)
Land:57.85 million sq. mi (149.97 million sq. km)
Water:5.38 million sq. mi (13.93 millions sq. km)

Comparative Area:
About 17 times the size of the United States, or about the size of every country on earth.

Land Boundaries:
Total:
Border Countries:Natovski, Unknown

Coastline:
Extrernal:
Including Major Inland Water Bodies:

Maritime Claims:
Territorial Sea: 12 nm
Contiguous Zone: 24 nm
Exclusive Economic Zone: 200 nm

Climate:
Primarily temperate, but contains all major climate types, including tropical, subtropical, arctic, semiarid, and arid.

Terrain:
forthcoming

Elevation Extremes:
Lowest Point: Lake Garam, -324' MSL
Highest Point: Mount Tinggi 29,700' MSL

Natural Resources:
coal, copper, lead, molybdenum, phosphates, uranium, bauxite, gold, iron, mercury, nickel, potash, silver, tungsten, zinc, petroleum, natural gas, timber, titanium, cobalt, construction materials (sand, stones and clays)

Land Use:
Arable: 19.23%
Permanent Crops: 1.75%

Irrigated Land:
1.45 million sq. mi

Total Renewable Water Resources:
90,230 sq. km

Freshwater withdrawal (domestic/industrial/agricultural):
1,487 sq. km/yr (11%/42%/47%)

Natural Hazards:
Tornadoes, monsoons, flooding, hurricanes, earthquakes, typhoons, Tsunamis, Volcanic activity, forest fires, mud and landslides, Heat, Cold

Environmental Issues:
Dessertification in some areas, loss of wildlife habitat with the expansion of suburbs, air pollution leading to acid rain

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People and Population

Population:
Total: 5.009 billion
Native Born: 4.753 Billion
Foreign Born: 0.256 Billion
Total Citizens: 4.960 Billion

Age Structure:
0-14 years: 24.2%
15-64 years: 67.3%
65+ years: 8.5%

Median Age:
Total: 34.4 years
Male: 32.1 years
Female: 36.9 years

Population Growth Rate:
1.2% per annum

Birth Rate
15.5 births/1,000/year

Death Rate:
9.6 deaths/1,000/year

Net Migration Rate:
6.1 migrants/1,000/year

Urbanization
Urban Population: 78%
Rate of Urbanization: 1.5% annual rate of change

Sex Ratio:
At birth: 1.07 males/female
Under 15: 1.05 males/female
15-64: 1.01 males/female
Over 65: 0.67 males/female
Total Population: 0.99 males/female

Infant Mortality Rate:
6.71 deaths/1,000 live births

Life Expectancy at Birth:
Total:75.3 years
Male: 71.4 years
Female: 77.2 years

Total Fertility Rate:
2.21 Children/woman

HIV/AIDS Prevalence:
0.01%

Nationality:
Noun: Lackadaisiclan(s)
Adjective: Lackadaisiclan

Ethnic Groups:
White: 88.74%
East Asian (and pacific Islander): 7.21%
Indian: 2.03%
Middle Eastern: 1.35%
Black: 0.67%
'Native American':0%

Religions:
Roman Catholic: 87.0%
Other Beliefs: 8.5%
Unaffiliated: 3.3%
None: 1.2%

Languages:
English: 99.9%
Other: 0.1%

Literacy:
100%

School Life Expectancy:
15.3 years

Education Expenditures:
1.43% of GDP

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History
[to be amended]

Fast Facts

• Slavery was legalized in 1721 with the new constitution. People are only allowed to sell themselves into slavery, and it is a non-hereditary system, although any children are the legal responsibility of the owner.
• Cannibalism has been de facto legal since the nation's inception, this right was enshrined in the 1721 constitution.
• Marriage is not established by the government
• Driving under the influence is legal
• AIDS rates are low due to a program of social exclusion initiated in the early 1980's, to this day no immigrant infected by the HIV virus is allowed into the nation.
• There are no laws against animal cruelty
• There are no anti-hate speech laws
• Our unusual Police forces cannot be issued a warrant until after a conviction.
• Abortion is illegal in Lackadaisical
• Freedom of religion is enshrined in the constitution since 1721
• The Lackadaisiclan stance on International crimes.
• There are no limits to the heights of buildings.
• 'Lolicon' is perfectly legal, child pornography is not.
• Prostitution is perfectly legal.
• Our largest protest ever was over 100 million people, the majority of whom were armed, making it the largest ever armed, peaceful, protest
• Typical people of Lackadaisical
• Men are viewed as the stronger sex, however there is complete legal equality.
• Circumcision is considered child abuse if performed on a minor without medical necessity.
• The government isn't obligated to help you catch your child if they runaway

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Military*

Military Branches:
Lackadaisiclan Armed Forces: SL Army, SL Navy, SL Airforce, SL Missile Defense Corps

Military service Age and Obligations:
No one is allowed into the armed forces before the age of majority(18), conscription was made illegal by constitutional amendment in 1758. Typical contracts run for 10 years.

Manpower available for military service:
Male: ~1.28 billion
Female: ~1.22 billion

Manpower fit for military service:
Male: 1.15 billion
Female: 0.58 billion

Manpower reaching militarily significant age annually:
Male: 47.64 million
Female: 43.92 million

Military Expenditures:
2.535% of GDP ($4,437 billion)

Militias and Paramilitary Groups:
Estimated at approximately 534 million persons

Standing Forces:
Total:11,371,256 (0.23% of the populace)
Airforce:2,967,898
Army:3,801817
Missile Defense Corps:1,113,369
Navy:3,488,172

Reserve Forces:
Total:17,056,884 (0.34% of the populace)
Airforce:1,469,224
Army:9,810,953
Missile Defense Corps:525,265
Navy:5,251,442

Nuclear Arsenal:
Total War Heads: 3,090,524
Total by Output: 9,271,572 MT
Largest War Head: 10 MT
Average War Head: 3 MT
Smallest war head:20 kT

Airforce Equipment:
Satellites: 246
Aircraft: 42,880
Fighters: 16,416

Army Equipment:
Tanks: 45,969

Navy Equipment:
Total Ships: 2,187
Aircraft: 28,490
Aircraft Carriers: 85 (super-aircraft carriers, average tonnage ~100,000)
Amphibious Assault: 107
Amphibious Transport docks: 93
Dock landing ships: 93
Cruisers: 169
Destroyers: 434
Frigates: 231
Submarines: 547

*OOC: All equipment based on the US armed forces

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Government and Politics
Country name:
conventional long form: The Sweetness of Lackadaisical
conventional short form: Lackadaisical
abbreviation: SL

Government type:
Constitution-based republic; strong democratic tradition

WA Classifications:
World Assembly Status: Non-member
Government Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Capital City:
Ninevah

Independence:
1544, (from Natovski)

Constitution:
1721

Suffrage:
Universal at 18, denied to inmates and slaves

Executive branch:
chief of state: Sir Lackadaisical the Second (since January 2006)
cabinet: Cabinet appointed by the president with House of representatives approval
elections: president and vice president elected on the same ticket by direct popular vote, plurality wins. Elections occur once every five years.
election results:

Legislative Branch:
Bicameral Congress
Elections:House of Representatives elected by direct popular vote with one representative per administrative area (consisting of approximately 5 million people each, area updated every 10 years). The senate is elected through nation-wide elections using a proportional representation system(minimum of 1% of the vote required for representation). A total of one hundred Senators and one thousand Representatives were elected two years ago to serve a five year term.
The Congressional Building: Completed in 1723 to house the newly formed government. Its needed considerable interior redesigns to accommodate the influx in representatives.


Judicial Branch:
Supreme Court appointed for life by the current Supreme Court, with congressional approval, but subject to rejection by referendum. If two successive choices have been rejected by referendum, the power of appointment is moved to the President, if one of these appointments are rejected by referendum, an election is held with the winner of the plurality of votes taking up the position. A total of 15 Justices sit on the bench to interpret the constitution. Any decisions are binding for every administrative division of Lackadaisical.

Political Parties:

Anarchist Party: Campaigns for the abolition of the current constitution and replacement with a purely direct-democracy system, abolition of the courts and majority of the federal government. Won 3% of the vote for Senate and 21 of the seats on the House.
Commerce Party:Campaigns primarily on economic issues, expanding trade, often works together with the Conservative party. Recently won 11% of the vote for Senate, and holds 125 of the seats in the House. Sitting president is from this party.
Communist party: Won less than 1% of the vote, not represented in the government.
Constitutional Party: A conservative group, campaigns on staying the course. Most recently won 38% of the vote for Senate and has over half of the seats in the House (506).
Green Party: Campaigns on increased environmental protections, primarily as a property rights issue, also attempts to capture the anti-slavery vote. Recently won 31% of the vote for Senate and 321 of the seats in the House.
Socialist Party: Won 3% of the vote for Senate and 1 seat on the House.
Social Democrat party: Won 13% of the vote for Senate and 26 seats in the House.

National Flag:
Traditional: Vertical stripes of Green, white and black, celtic cross on the center white stripe.


Modern: Horizontal stripes of Green, white and black tricolor with the ama gi centered in black. The green stripe represents the lush natural environment of SL as well as the people's original Catholic-Irish heritage, The white denotes truth, justice and purity. Black is the traditional color of the anarchist movement and represents freedom. The ama gi, in Sumerian cuneiform, is the oldest known written word for freedom or liberty (literally 'to return to mother').


<looking for help, modern flag courtesy of The Adrian Empire>

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Economy

Overview:
The Lackadaisiclan economy is massive in size, with a per capita income of $41,275 the majority of Lackadaisiclans are well off, and comfortable. However, there exists a two-tiered system where a considerable number of Lackadaisiclans are left out of increasing economic growth either through lack of education and skills or, less likely, slavery often to pay for debts or illness. The SL economy is extremely varied, highly complex and technologically advanced. Most of all the economy is based on free market principles as enshrined in the constitution. While small segments of the population may live in communes or other considerably unorthodox arrangements. These settlements often attract the attention of locals who disapprove and the settlements are typically occupied by the poorest people in Lackadaisical. Long term challenges include maintaining economic growth through technological innovation and increasing integration of the far flung portions of Lackadaisical with the rest of the nation.

GDP (purchasing power parity):
$210,090 billion

GDP (official exchange rate):
$178,691 billion

GDP - real growth rate:
3.1%

GDP - per capita (PPP):
$41,275

GDP - composition by sector:
Agriculture: 2.3%
Industry: 23.7%
Services: 74.0%

Labor force:
2.855 billion

Labor Force by Occupation:
Farming, Forestry, and Fishing: 1.5%
Manufacturing, Extraction, Transportation, and Crafts: 23.1%
Managerial, Professional, and Technical: 36.8%
Sales and Office: 20.3%
Other Services: 18.3%

Unemployment Rate:
4.41%

Worker Enthusiasm:
91%

Consumer Confidence:
88%

Estimated Black Market:
Under 1% of GDP

Population Below Poverty Line:
5.2%

Household Income or Consumption by Percentage Share:
Lowest 10%: 1.6%
Highest 10%: 30.4%

Distribution of Family Income - Gini Index:
47

Investment (gross fixed):
11.6% of GDP

Budget:
Revenues: $11,506 billion
Expenditures: $11,173 billion
Administration (0%): $0 billion
Welfare (0%): $0 billion
Healthcare (0%): $0 billion
Education (22%): $2,506 billion
Religion and Spirituality (0%): $0 billion
Defence (39%): $4,443 billion
Law and Order (26%): $2,962 billion
Commerce (10%): $1,139 billion
Public Transport (3%): $342 billion
Environment (0%): $0 billion
Social Equality (0%): $0 billion
Government Waste (1%): $115 billion


Public Debt:
-1.86% of GDP (Note: The SL constitution has illegalized national debt)

Inflation Rate (consumer prices):
1.6%

Stock of Money:
$21.54 trillion

Stock of Quasi Money:
$151.8 trillion

Market Value of Publicly Traded Shares:
$269.25 trillion

Agriculture - products:
wheat, corn, rice, barley, other grains, fruits(apples, oranges, durian, pineapples, kiwis, etc...), vegetables, cotton; beef, pork, poultry, dairy products; fish; forest products, rubber, cassava (tapioca), corn, sugarcane, coconuts, soybeans, coffee, coca, cocoa, marijuana, poppies, beans, poultry, olives, oilseed, tobacco

Industries:
Arms manufacturing, petroleum, steel, motor vehicles, aerospace, telecommunications, chemicals, electronics, food processing, consumer goods, lumber, mining

Industrial production growth rate:
0.5%

Electricity - production:
61.5 trillion kWh

Electricity - consumption:
55.2 trillion kWh

Electricity Exports:
6.3 trillion kWh

Electricity Imports:
2.4 trillion kWh

Oil - production:
227.5 million bbl/day

Oil - consumption:
280.5 million bbl/day

Oil - exports:
38.0 million bbl/day

Oil - imports:
102.1 million bbl/day

Oil - proved reserves:
2.7 trillion bbl

Natural gas - production:
8,901 billion cubic meters

Natural gas - consumption:
9,122 billion cubic meters

Natural Gas- Exports
495 billion cubic meters

Natural gas - imports:
655 billion cubic meters

Natural gas - proved reserves:
168.3 trillion cubic meters

Current account balance:
-$535 billion

Exports:
12.86 trillion

Exports - commodities:
Capital Goods(transistors, aircraft, motor vehicle parts, computers, telecommunications equipment) 37.3%, Industrial Supplies (chemicals) 24.3%, Agricultural Products 18.4%, Consumer Goods(slaves, drugs, automobiles, medicine, armaments) 17.2%, Other (2.8%)

Export- Partners:
Natovski 22.5%, <your name here?>

Imports:
13.40 trillion

Imports - commodities:
Capital Goods 33.1%, Industrial Supplies 22.3%, Agricultural Products 2.4%, Consumer Goods(slaves, drugs, automobiles, medicine, armaments) 40.6%, Other (1.6%)

Imports - partners:
Natovski 11.4%, <you?>

Reserves of foreign exchange and gold:
$1.95 trillion

Debt - external:
$15.22 trillion

Stock of direct foreign investment - at home:
$22.97 trillion

Stock of direct foreign investment - abroad:
$33.62 trillion

Exchange Rates:
1 Beer(SLB)= $1.77

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Transportation

Airports:
Total:226,425
Paved:70,000
Unpaved:156,425
Paved Length:59,350 miles
Unpaved Length:86,353 miles

Heliports:
1,890

Pipelines:
Petroleum and its Derivatives:2,279,068 miles
Natural Gas: 4,854,415 miles

Railways:
2,122,753 miles

Roadways:
Total:60,616,866 miles
Paved:40,411,243 miles
Unpaved:20,205,622 miles
Expressways:750,400 miles

Waterways:
512,613 miles (301,750 mi used for commerce)

Merchant Marine:
Total Registered:5,908
Foreign Owned: 1,120
Registered in Other Countries: 7,320

Ports and Terminals:
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Communications
Telephones- Main Lines in Use:
2.413 billion

Telephones - Mobile Cellular:
4.817 billion

Telephone System:
General Assessment:Expansive, but nearly over stretched and overworked system. Technologically advanced and orderly, yet needs improvement to keep up with increasing demand and an expanding population.

Domestic:Main issues for customers tend to be the cost and difficulty of placing calls to different regions of the nation, in particular the archipelagos.

International:Relatively few outside connections due to insular nature of Lackadaisiclan society.

Radio Broadcast Stations:
AM 61,769, FM 131,007, Shortwave 35

Television Broadcast Stations
33,270

Internet Country Code
.sl

Internet Hosts
2.5 billion

Internet Users
4.735 Billion

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Transnational Issues
Disputes - international:
Tensions strained with Natovski due to previous wars and reportedly funding of domestic terrorists within SL.

Refugees:
The SL does not accept refugees on any basis. We are not aware of any of our nationals claiming refugee status in other nations.

Illicit Trade:
The SL is a major hub for the export of homegrown marajuana, heroin, cocaine, depressants, stimulants, hallucinogens, methamphetamine, and sex slaves both to countries where they are legal and illegal. Money-laundering center.

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[Sungai Pusat]

Well, your factbook is planned out very well.

[Ninthinia]

Nice organization there. Much better than my factbook.

[Sungai Pusat]

Nice organization there. Much better than my factbook.

I still found it OK, though.

[The Adrian Empire]

Great Factbook, I'm taking notes on some of your ideas, incidentally as I am on a caffeine rush I figured I would attempt to make your flag.

Both are NS flag ready.

Slightly different then what was requested, but I thought it looked good

[Lackadaisical2]

Thanks to everyone for their comments(except the person calling me a rapist... ), as you can see, its still in its infancy, and I'll probably be checking all your factbooks for more ideas .

Great Factbook, I'm taking notes on some of your ideas, incidentally as I am on a caffeine rush I figured I would attempt to make your flag.

Both are NS flag ready.

Slightly different then what was requested, but I thought it looked good

Many thanks. The Aequilibras libertas(sp?) does look nice, but several other nations display it prominently already, I suppose the same could be said of the ama gi, but it seems less prominently displayed.

[Klamaria]

Where do they get the bodies they cannibalize?

[Lackadaisical2]

Where do they get the bodies they cannibalize?

Our people buy bodies which have been sold by the owners (Generally the person to eb eaten, before they die, signs a contract giving permission for their body to be processed, often for a lump sum is given in return). Murder and its relatives are not legal here.

[Sungai Pusat]

I see the economy is doing fine. Hmm..... What does this nation think of ours? (Check our Fact's Building, it is incomplete but it'll give you almost all the needed knowledge.)

[New high charity 24]

totally awesome! I might need to copy a bit.... idk.....

[Kaputer]

Sucka I checked out your factbook what now hmm?

[Sungai Pusat]

Wow, your nation has an awful lot of unpaved runways.

[Sungai Pusat]

I've gotta question:

What is the percentage of the GDP in your nation that is supported by the following categories?

Consumption
Investments
Government Deficit
Trade Deficit

[Lackadaisical2]

Wow, your nation has an awful lot of unpaved runways.

based on the USA again...

I've gotta question:

What is the percentage of the GDP in your nation that is supported by the following categories?

Consumption
Investments
Government Deficit
Trade Deficit

Everything else
11.6% of GDP
-1.86% of GDP
~0.6 trillion (forget the %)

Its all under my economy section, thats where I pulle dit from jsut now.

[Sungai Pusat]

Wow, your nation has an awful lot of unpaved runways.

based on the USA again...

I've gotta question:

What is the percentage of the GDP in your nation that is supported by the following categories?

Consumption
Investments
Government Deficit
Trade Deficit

Everything else
11.6% of GDP
-1.86% of GDP
~0.6 trillion (forget the %)

Its all under my economy section, thats where I pulle dit from jsut now.

Uh, that means that 77% of your economy is supported on phony wealth, correct?