Tinhampton wrote:Repeal "International Hot Chocolate Day"
Category: Quite Serious, But Nothing To Be Scared Of Effect: So good, it's NatSov! Proposed by: Tinhampton
DESCRIPTION: The World Assembly,
Praising various efforts to point out illegalities in the "International Hot Chocolate Day" act (including by designated jurisdictors);
Gobsmacked at the obviousness of these illegalities, such as:Noting that each nation has a choice to decide whether or not to serve their denizens Hot Chocolate on a certain day of the year;
- Consisting of various amendments, which are also prohibited;
- Enforcing itself onto non-WA members; and
- A contradiction which states that everybody will have a good time, unless they choose to complain;
Amazed, to say the least, that national governments would be realistically expected to comment on the weather;
Concerned that the size of the hot chocolate is only given as "yuuge," with no specific details given;
Ergo, concerned that offering only two optional extras will not be considered good enough by many hot chocolate drinkers; and
Pointing out that the world is currently going through some exceptionally pressing issues which deserve more attention than hot chocolate, such as:
- Deadly rollercoaster malfunctions at Six Hundred Flags theme park;
- Violetist infiltration of schools occuring in countless areas of the globe;
- The "Official Residences for Leaders" campaign, which is making waves and has already seen countless successes;
- Social justice issues like poverty, starvation and equality;
- Exceptionally long queues for diplomats to travel to Daguo;
- Whether or not the Stylishly Evil Kingdom of Katganistan should be the latest nation go to war with Bigtopia over ongoing protests occuring around the world, after hundreds of separate police killings of Bigtopians abroad, and a military killing of a Bigtopian tourist after the violation of Katganistan Defense Regulations Volume 4, Bylaw 8-A, Chapter 23, Section G-17-5, Paragraph 4b; and
- A wide array of other problems which cannot be listed here in order to keep this proposal acceptable to the vast majority of people;
HEREBY REPEALS "International Hot Chocolate Day".
Co-authored by Sierra Lyricalia
D-A SMITH: I hate to be a killjoy, but an act like "International Hot Chocolate Day" that contains blatant mistakes like these should be repealed, to be frank. I co-authored Sierra Lyricalia due to their help in pointing out illegalities within IHCD. If you desperately want to find out about the lack of size details, I made a Freedom of Information request. In case you're wondering where I got all those issues, I read something on LeaksPedia called "Issues Dossier for Receipt of Leaders - TOP SEKRIT!" (OOC: the Issues SPOILER ALERT thread). If you're wondering where I got the war plans... well, I picked up a copy of a Katganistani newspaper dated November 18, 1993.
Repeal "Repeal "International Hot Chocolate Day"
Repealseption
Category: Silly | Area of Effect: Liquids | Proposed by: The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
The Nations of the World Assembly,
KNOWING that that Repeal didn't even have a short description
AWARE OF the fact that all the issues brought up by D-A SMITH could be fixed by another resolution
HEREBY enact the following:
Repeals "Repeal "International Hot Chocolate Day" and there for reinstate International Hot Chocolate Day