Well, @@LEADER@@ presumably know whether or not he is actually a reptilian alien. How would a conspiracy theory even work?Viikate wrote:I'm nowhere near fluent enough in English to actually write anything myself, but I thought of something that might be fun:
You know that conspiracy theory about how many of politicians and royalty are actually reptilian aliens in disguise? It'd be entertaining to have an issue that tackles that, but from the leader's perspective.
1. Idiotic citizens are suspecting you of being a reptilian alien. How ridiculous. How do you set them straight? (Kinda boring, we have plenty of "citizens are stupid" / "citizens hate the government" issues already. How would you set it apart from them?)
2. Uh-oh, the citizens are starting to figure out that you're really a reptilian alien! How do you cover this up? (This is really only appropiate as an easter egg issue.)
3. You aren't a reptilian alien, but maybe some other ministers in your government are. Oh good, paranoia is back on schedule.
4. Actually, you didn't think that you were a reptilian alien, but you've recently encountered clues that your memories have been tampered with. Are you a deep-cover agent and just don't realize it? (This also seems more like an easter egg issue.)
∞. Wait, why does everyone hate reptiles anyway?





