We are going to Mars

[Imperial Union of America]

http://futurism.com/its-official-were-going-to-mars/

I think this wonderful. We haven't been to a new celestial body since 1969. This is a brave new step and will allow the greatest country on earth to lead once again.

Stephen hawking once said that man's future -- if we are to continue to exist as a species -- lay in space travel and colonization. I agree.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and humanity.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet?

Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation?

Will we all gather to watch on TV as mankind takes another giant leap?

[MERIZoC]

I must have missed when we landed on a new planet in 1969.

[New Grestin]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

You, specifically, are part of the reason we can't have nice things.

[Socialist Nordia]

Err- I'm afraid the moon doesn't count as a planet.

[The First Republic of Korea]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Oh god.

[Italios]

http://futurism.com/its-official-were-going-to-mars/

I think this wonderful. We haven't been to a new planet since 1969. This is a brave new step and will allow the greatest country on earth to lead once again.

Stephen hawking once said that man's future -- if we are to continue to exist as a species -- lay in space travel and colonization. I agree.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet? Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation? Will we all gather to watch on TV as the White Race takes another giant leap?

I'd rather stick to earth if we had to bring the "white race" into everything.

[Salus Maior]

http://futurism.com/its-official-were-going-to-mars/

I think this wonderful. We haven't been to a new planet since 1969. This is a brave new step and will allow the greatest country on earth to lead once again.

Stephen hawking once said that man's future -- if we are to continue to exist as a species -- lay in space travel and colonization. I agree.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet? Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation? Will we all gather to watch on TV as the White Race takes another giant leap?

Yes, of course we're going to colonize Mars eventually.

Except for Humanity as a whole. Not whatever genetic aesthetics you happen to prefer.

Although if we were to do so, it should be gingers. It is the Red planet after all.

[Socialist Nordia]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Great, we can deport all the white people into space. Genius.

[Imperial Idaho]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Could you not.

[Flarbinia]

http://futurism.com/its-official-were-going-to-mars/

I think this wonderful. We haven't been to a new planet since 1969. This is a brave new step and will allow the greatest country on earth to lead once again.

Stephen hawking once said that man's future -- if we are to continue to exist as a species -- lay in space travel and colonization. I agree.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet? Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation? Will we all gather to watch on TV as the White Race takes another giant leap?

One step for mankind, one step for galactic dominance!

[Greater Beggnig]

I must have missed when we landed on a new planet in 1969.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw

[Beruka]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

United States and the White Race.

White Race.

Dat's Racist!

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

You, specifically, are part of the reason we can't have nice things.

Let's remember to attack the argument, and not the person.

[Serkia]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White race.

Do you want them play this song as well? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

[The Liberated Territories]

A little slow they are, when there were Mars initiatives from private organizations since the early 2000s.

Otherwise, the final frontier awaits! I hope to retire to Mars by at least 2060, so I hope they hurry up.

[Uxupox]

http://futurism.com/its-official-were-going-to-mars/

I think this wonderful. We haven't been to a new planet since 1969. This is a brave new step and will allow the greatest country on earth to lead once again.

Stephen hawking once said that man's future -- if we are to continue to exist as a species -- lay in space travel and colonization. I agree.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet? Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation? Will we all gather to watch on TV as the White Race takes another giant leap?

I really hope that the first person to step foot on mars is a black man. Actually I really hope for the whole team of astronauts to be all non-whites.

[Ifreann]

That's some successful bait you have there, OP.

[Beruka]

That's some successful bait you have there, OP.

The Bait's so good I'm catching Pike with it.

[Gauthier]

Good, it just means the White Race can be the first ones up close and personal with any hidden Martian lifeforms, up to and including microbes and parasites that can do things horror movies and video games can only imagine.

[Ashmoria]

it hasn't made it out of the senate. It has to go through the house. the house that cant even find money to fight ZIKA.

so how are they going to pay for it, take $19bil out of food stamps?

[Ifreann]

it hasn't made it out of the senate. It has to go through the house. the house that cant even find money to fight ZIKA.

so how are they going to pay for it, take $19bil out of food stamps?

Just print more money, duh.

[Socialist Nordia]

it hasn't made it out of the senate. It has to go through the house. the house that cant even find money to fight ZIKA.

so how are they going to pay for it, take $19bil out of food stamps?

We could make the Martians pay for it

[New Grestin]

You, specifically, are part of the reason we can't have nice things.

Let's remember to attack the argument, and not the person.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

You This, specifically, is part of the reason we can't have nice things.

We can't just say "Oh, we're gonna go to Mars."

It's gotta be conquering the Red Planet in the name of the white man.

[MERIZoC]

In all seriousness I'd rather this money go to something, you know, actually important.

[Nayba Collective]

http://futurism.com/its-official-were-going-to-mars/

I think this wonderful. We haven't been to a new planet since 1969. This is a brave new step and will allow the greatest country on earth to lead once again.

Stephen hawking once said that man's future -- if we are to continue to exist as a species -- lay in space travel and colonization. I agree.

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet? Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation? Will we all gather to watch on TV as the White Race takes another giant leap?

I really hope that the first person to step foot on mars is a black man. Actually I really hope for the whole team of astronauts to be all non-whites.

Then I'm sure you'll be ecstatic when it turns out to be the People's Republic of China.

Well, realistically, as the alternative most likely to have a team with no whites on it at all. There are advantages to having such a large economy in total size.