On the Edge of Tomorrow-OOC- Open

[Trotza]

Hey, new Britain, how would you like to make a friend in the Mediterranean by giving us Malta back?

The Sicilies are ready to Crusade. Deus Vult!

All European Catholic states, please assemble in Rome and prepare for the 10th Crusade, the Real Crusade, the Best Crusade, heck, lets even bring Russia! When it's all said and done we'll chop it up in half, the kingdom will be divided into two districts, Catholics get the south, Orthodox gets the north, they both share Jerusalem. Sound fair? Now, where are the Virgin Mary banners the Byzantines left laying around in Constantinople.

Fun fact, Welf I, Duke of Bavaria went on the Crusade of 1101 and survived the march across Anatolia in which his men were massacred, only to die on the way to Cyprus. The end.

[Pimps Inc]

I'm guessing Mexico is taken.
Give me a reservation for Chile then.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

European expat conquest monarchy in Siam y/n?

[Ordei]

Hey, new Britain, how would you like to make a friend in the Mediterranean by giving us Malta back?

The Sicilies are ready to Crusade. Deus Vult!

All European Catholic states, please assemble in Rome and prepare for the 10th Crusade, the Real Crusade, the Best Crusade, heck, lets even bring Russia! When it's all said and done we'll chop it up in half, the kingdom will be divided into two districts, Catholics get the south, Orthodox gets the north, they both share Jerusalem. Sound fair? Now, where are the Virgin Mary banners the Byzantines left laying around in Constantinople.

Could the Piedmontese and Sardinians join in!? :3

[Western Pacific Territories]

All European Catholic states, please assemble in Rome and prepare for the 10th Crusade, the Real Crusade, the Best Crusade, heck, lets even bring Russia! When it's all said and done we'll chop it up in half, the kingdom will be divided into two districts, Catholics get the south, Orthodox gets the north, they both share Jerusalem. Sound fair? Now, where are the Virgin Mary banners the Byzantines left laying around in Constantinople.

Could the Piedmontese and Sardinians join in!? :3

Sure. All hands on deck for this one!

[Ordei]

My first IC post here, and I'm going to war x3

[Western Pacific Territories]

Well, not exactly. We know what happens when Venetians get involved in a crusade.

*looks at Elepis*

[Ordei]

Well, not exactly. We know what happens when Venetians get involved in a crusade.

*looks at Elepis*

*Smiles at Elepis.* We conquer chu nao, Venice.

[Western Pacific Territories]

Well, not exactly. We know what happens when Venetians get involved in a crusade.

*looks at Elepis*

*Smiles at Elepis.* We conquer chu nao, Venice.

>Pedimont or whatever it is declares war on Venice
>gets rekt because the Doge, Emperor of Brittania and Holy Roman emperor are all Hapsburgs

[Ordei]

*Smiles at Elepis.* We conquer chu nao, Venice.

>Pedimont or whatever it is declares war on Venice
>gets rekt because the Doge, Emperor of Brittania and Holy Roman emperor are all Hapsburgs

That's not gonna happen, lol

[Ordei]

Britannia would probably have a hard time getting past the defenses of the Mediterranean to establish any noticeable force, and the HRE is in disarray.

All I'm doing is making a preemptive strike. AKA: I want Venice out of the way.

[Sanabel]

Britannia would probably have a hard time getting past the defenses of the Mediterranean to establish any noticeable force, and the HRE is in disarray.

All I'm doing is making a preemptive strike. AKA: I want Venice out of the way.

Except for you know, the fact they own Malta and Gibraltar.

[Ordei]

Actually, I'm gonna edit and try diplomacy first.

If they don't submit, then my army shall strike :3

Britannia would probably have a hard time getting past the defenses of the Mediterranean to establish any noticeable force, and the HRE is in disarray.

All I'm doing is making a preemptive strike. AKA: I want Venice out of the way.

Except for you know, the fact they own Malta and Gibraltar.

Yes, and that doesn't mean they have a presence enough to wage war in the Mediterranean without sending additional soldiers.

[Ordei]

By diplomacy, I mean threatening the Venetians, and hoping they bugger off.

[Prolieum]

Hey, new Britain, how would you like to make a friend in the Mediterranean by giving us Malta back?

The Sicilies are ready to Crusade. Deus Vult!

All European Catholic states, please assemble in Rome and prepare for the 10th Crusade, the Real Crusade, the Best Crusade, heck, lets even bring Russia! When it's all said and done we'll chop it up in half, the kingdom will be divided into two districts, Catholics get the south, Orthodox gets the north, they both share Jerusalem. Sound fair? Now, where are the Virgin Mary banners the Byzantines left laying around in Constantinople.

You would let the heretics into the Holy Land, give them the land belonging to the One True Church? Nay! A pox on the suggestion. Only the true followed of the Vicar of Christ may find victory!

[Prolieum]

OK, um, war. That came out of nowhere. Not exactly ready for it, like, at all. Going to have to see what is going on once I get home.

Possible minor confusion in the marriage-will TG you when I get a chance.

[Ordei]

Nomrally I don't wage war so early in an RP.

:c As I RP the Mughals I don't wage war. In fact, I'm allies with the UK (of France and Brittany) in the RP where I write as the Mughals... and our alliance ish growing closer.

Also, my navy sucks in, like, every RP I'm in, lol It's sad D;

All European Catholic states, please assemble in Rome and prepare for the 10th Crusade, the Real Crusade, the Best Crusade, heck, lets even bring Russia! When it's all said and done we'll chop it up in half, the kingdom will be divided into two districts, Catholics get the south, Orthodox gets the north, they both share Jerusalem. Sound fair? Now, where are the Virgin Mary banners the Byzantines left laying around in Constantinople.

You would let the heretics into the Holy Land, give them the land belonging to the One True Church? Nay! A pox on the suggestion. Only the true followed of the Vicar of Christ may find victory!

What they said! I think...

OK, um, war. That came out of nowhere. Not exactly ready for it, like, at all. Going to have to see what is going on once I get home.

Possible minor confusion in the marriage-will TG you when I get a chance.

I'll probably butt political heads for a few months, preparing my forces to strike :3

[Western Pacific Territories]

All European Catholic states, please assemble in Rome and prepare for the 10th Crusade, the Real Crusade, the Best Crusade, heck, lets even bring Russia! When it's all said and done we'll chop it up in half, the kingdom will be divided into two districts, Catholics get the south, Orthodox gets the north, they both share Jerusalem. Sound fair? Now, where are the Virgin Mary banners the Byzantines left laying around in Constantinople.

You would let the heretics into the Holy Land, give them the land belonging to the One True Church? Nay! A pox on the suggestion. Only the true followed of the Vicar of Christ may find victory!

We are all Christians! We can bicker about how Catholicism is better later, but for now, our primary focus needs to be the Holy Land!

[Sanabel]

Actually, I'm gonna edit and try diplomacy first.

If they don't submit, then my army shall strike :3

Except for you know, the fact they own Malta and Gibraltar.

Yes, and that doesn't mean they have a presence enough to wage war in the Mediterranean without sending additional soldiers.

Since the Napoleonic Wars, Britain has been the dominant naval power of the Med.

[Ordei]

You would let the heretics into the Holy Land, give them the land belonging to the One True Church? Nay! A pox on the suggestion. Only the true followed of the Vicar of Christ may find victory!

We are all Christians! We can bicker about how Catholicism is better later, but for now, our primary focus needs to be the Holy Land!

I am the Holy Land.

Come to Ordei.

We ordei you to complai.

Actually, I'm gonna edit and try diplomacy first.

If they don't submit, then my army shall strike :3



Yes, and that doesn't mean they have a presence enough to wage war in the Mediterranean without sending additional soldiers.

Since the Napoleonic Wars, Britain has been the dominant naval power of the Med.

Did you look at the number of ships they have? xD

It's nowehere near the 200 to 300 (600* I think.... pretty sure it's 600.)) something they should have.

Of course, I don't think they noticed that :/

[Ordei]

And shh, le tme get in over my head.

I have an ulterior motive >_>

[Cabana]

European expat conquest monarchy in Siam y/n?

Like the legend of Prester John?

[Ordei]

My ulterior motive really isn't the most intelligent one I've ever had. Actually, it's idiocy. I have no idea WTF to do with Sardinia-Piedmont

[The Industrial States of Columbia]

What are you doing Ordei?

[Ordei]

My ulterior motive has been abandoned. Now I'm just going to tease the Venetian navy....

What are you doing Ordei?

I was going to do something hugely idiotic (actually way dumber than the war... xD It probably would have ended badly for everyone in Italy, but I decided not to), but now I get to tease the Venetian navy.

*Swims around the Venetian navy in squares.*