TET: Close the Door, oPen the nExt

[Kannap]

How much do you pay for the tears of Galla's sons?

Those aren't for sale. The tears and smiles of your children are priceless and precious.

But they're not my children.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Those aren't for sale. The tears and smiles of your children are priceless and precious.

But they're not my children.

For some reason I am not comfortable discussing actual infants.

[Italios]

Oh no, I have a natural cowlick in my hair and you've just ruined my most prized physical attribute.

no amount of shampoo can fix the disgust I know feel towards my hair.

FTFY

does it look like I care about the spellings of homophones in comparison to the other stupid things I've done?

[Hurdegaryp]

only if you pay me.

Prostitution is wrong.

Not necessarily. If done correctly, it is the providing of intimate services by a dedicated sexworker to an interested customer.

[Italios]

But they're not my children.

For some reason I am not comfortable discussing actual infants.

Some small children scare me. Their minds work differently. Do they have morals? Do they find murder justifiable if it's over what TV show they get to watch? Probably. Can they tell left from right? Is everything okay for them????

[Italios]

Prostitution is wrong.

Not necessarily. If done correctly, it is the providing of intimate services by a dedicated sexworker to an interested customer.

Are you volunteering or something?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Some small children scare me. Their minds work differently. Do they have morals? Do they find murder justifiable if it's over what TV show they get to watch? Probably. Can they tell left from right? Is everything okay for them????

Children, they're blank canvases. On their own, I don't see them understanding right from wrong. We're the ones who instill these distinctions in them.

[Hurdegaryp]

Not necessarily. If done correctly, it is the providing of intimate services by a dedicated sexworker to an interested customer.

Are you volunteering or something?

That is a weird assumption to make. Not that this surprises me, for you are a weird creature and it is quite frankly a bit baffling that they allowed you to have internet in your cage.

[Kannap]

But they're not my children.

For some reason I am not comfortable discussing actual infants.

What about the fictional infants of the hot, young leaders of Kannap?

[Italios]

Some small children scare me. Their minds work differently. Do they have morals? Do they find murder justifiable if it's over what TV show they get to watch? Probably. Can they tell left from right? Is everything okay for them????

Children, they're blank canvases. On their own, I don't see them understanding right from wrong. We're the ones who instill these distinctions in them.

But who made up wrongs and rights? People who once had the mind of a small child. Technically, everything we think, do, and make up, is from the mind of a former child. We are all under the control of our youthful overlords, because childhood is such a critical period for neurological growth.

I am child

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

What about the fictional infants of the hot, young leaders of Kannap?

Discuss those away.

[Hurdegaryp]

For some reason I am not comfortable discussing actual infants.

What about the fictional infants of the hot, young leaders of Kannap?

It could be the better alternative, but it also could be worse. Much worse, even.

[Kannap]

Not necessarily. If done correctly, it is the providing of intimate services by a dedicated sexworker to an interested customer.

Are you volunteering or something? :eyebrow:

Everybody knows that Hurde dreams to be a prostitute dedicated sexworker.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Children, they're blank canvases. On their own, I don't see them understanding right from wrong. We're the ones who instill these distinctions in them.

But who made up wrongs and rights? People who once had the mind of a small child. Technically, everything we think, do, and make up, is from the mind of a former child. We are all under the control of our youthful overlords, because childhood is such a critical period for neurological growth.

I am child

Societal constructs. I'd imagine one can say these were made from trial by error.

[Italios]

Are you volunteering or something?

That is a weird assumption to make. Not that this surprises me, for you are a weird creature and it is quite frankly a bit baffling that they allowed you to have internet in your cage.

Yeah, I was thinking this wasn't the best place for business. As for the internet, they don't let me use it in my carrier. I have to sneakily use my owner's computer in the dead of the night.

[Kannap]

What about the fictional infants of the hot, young leaders of Kannap?

It could be the better alternative, but it also could be worse. Much worse, even.

Hey, Brett Andersson Michael Phelps had a real life infant recently, shame he died as the Vice Premier of Kannap this past December.

[Kannap]

*playing an online game set in a city about crime*

*sees people who serve as hitmen and go about killing folks*

*is the type of person who fictionally breaks the "not for individual resale" notice on merchandise*

[Italios]

When you're emailing a teacher about an assignment they gave and accidentally put their contact name in the "subject" bar.

Damn Firstclass and its website layout.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

When you're emailing a teacher about an assignment they gave and accidentally put their contact name in the "subject" bar.

(Image)

Damn Firstclass and its website layout.

Bummer. But really, the gif? Beheheheh!

[Kannap]

When you're emailing a teacher about an assignment they gave and accidentally put their contact name in the "subject" bar.

(Image)

Damn Firstclass and its website layout.

What?

[Esternial]

When you're emailing a teacher about an assignment they gave and accidentally put their contact name in the "subject" bar.

(Image)

Damn Firstclass and its website layout.

Gmail has an "undo" feature for that, to cancel emails you just sent.

Thank God.

[Italios]

When you're emailing a teacher about an assignment they gave and accidentally put their contact name in the "subject" bar.

(Image)

Damn Firstclass and its website layout.

Gmail has an "undo" feature for that, to cancel emails you just sent.

Thank God.

We don't use Gmail because it's apparently too easy to hack. But I don't know how or if this server is any safer.

[Italios]

When you're emailing a teacher about an assignment they gave and accidentally put their contact name in the "subject" bar.

(Image)

Damn Firstclass and its website layout.

Bummer. But really, the gif? Beheheheh!

It's probably one of my favourite reaction gifs. Works for nearly everything.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Bummer. But really, the gif? Beheheheh!

It's probably one of my favourite reaction gifs. Works for nearly everything.

I can see why.

[Italios]

It's probably one of my favourite reaction gifs. Works for nearly everything.

I can see why.

Also this one.