Kractero wrote:Kerzacistan wrote:
Walking right up to the near tearful reunion Floyd handed Hawk a notice of Promotion and a change in department while sneering at Kira and turning to address him. "Lt Hawk, you are now to be my Co-Coordinator since I finally read in your file that you used to do that for, what was the team's name? The Reverb or something to deal with sound like that right? Anyway you get to sit in the big room with the comfortable chairs and all the shiny screens with me while your friends get shot at by aliens and you get a live feed of it, you're used to watching your friends get shot though right? Good, because the way things are looking its not going to be a good month for us, at least that's what the programs are saying, and they know their shit." Turning to walk away Floyd called over his shoulder with so much contempt it might as well been a slap to the face "Goodbye Captain, hope the pine box they have ready for you is the right size. Lucky they even have a box to put you in, I don't think they have one for every friend you've almost gotten killed." Chuckling Floyd continued to walk back towards the CIC with a slow pace.
"Wait up, Floyd," Kira said, almost sweetly before easily catching up to him and grabbing him by the hair, dragging him towards the floor in one fluid motion, enjoying the sound of his body hitting the floor.
She sits down on his face, laying her legs on his arms to inhibit movement. There was no way he could've possibly escaped this grip, as she was easily stronger than him. She grabs her machete, cutting a nice line around his pants so when he got up, they would slip off. Putting it away, she took out a pistol and started drilling into his most sensitive area. "You know, Floyd, you've been overreaching your power quite a bit lately, hmm?" She increased the force so that it would hurt him. "And for your reference, I'm the same rank as you. So please, filthy faggot, learn to respect your physically superiors. I'll retain the rank you gave him, but remember, you don't get control of the entire unit. Too much power resting on a dumbass bitch." She got off him, pulling out her phone, which she always had recording. "Report this to high command if you want, but know..." She wiggled the phone. "You're not out of the shit either."
Floyd snorted and said "You do realize there are no nerves in my body courtesy of the wonderful visitors to this planet, as I understand it they wanted me to not be able to feel the pain and see if that still made me react, however. I will stop bein an ass on one condition, and I would have hoped you knew it was all staged anyway, we stop tormenting each other and I'll do my best to see your crew gets the best I can make. That might be bias but I dont really care, you seem to know how to use advanced stuff like nobody else does, for reasons I have tried to hint at that you and I both now know, its familiar for someone in your group is all I'm saying." Sighing and wriggling a bit Floyd said in an unusually gentle tone of voice, "Sorry about being such an ass, but it was the shrink's idea, 'mess with the newbies and be a real pain' they said, I shoulda known better. So what say we let me up and we can shake hands and you can introduce me to The Echos formally? I wouldnt mind getting to know the people I'm working with really."


