Metal Thread 2: In Metal There Is No Law

[Kar-Esseria]

Kar, the heaviest of metal is arguably death metal. Want your kids to listen to that?

Please. Death is hardly that heavy.

And no, I would never want my kids listening to death metal. Listening to death metal just shows a lack of appreciation for heavy metal's overall sound. Death metal has some of the most mediocre musicians in the genre, and I don't need to repeat how shitty their vocals are. They just play really loudly so it doesn't sound as bad as it actually is. Fortunately, loud =/= heavy.

Honestly, heavy metal was one of the worst things to come out of metal, right up there with black metal screeching, St. Anger, and Varg Vikernes.

But if they choose to listen to that crap, I won't really have much choice but to accept it. I'm not your mom, Kia. I don't hate people because of their shitty different taste in music, and I certainly wouldn't cut them out of my life because I disagree with their musical tastes. They would be my children after all. Now, if you went out and burned down a church, then yeah, they forget being invited to the Thanksgiving Dinner.

Fortunately, I will raise them to know better than to commit arson and vandalism and just all around act like a douche.

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Is this supposed to be funny, or do I just have a have a poor sense of humour?

It is funny, you're just a prune.

Kar, the heaviest of metal is arguably death metal. Want your kids to listen to that?

I would, if my future husband (If I get one) agrees to adopt a kid.

Wait, are you a girl? Or are you a Halford?

[NeuPolska]

Holy fuck Kar the blatent bullshit you're spewing is fucking toxic.

You don't play an instrument, you can't distinguish between a C and a C#, and you think Bring Me The Horizon, Limp Bizkit, and Asking Alexandria are good bands. Your ears are completely fucked. And you're going to go out and spew complete bullshit about a genre you don't know anything about.

[Kiaculta]

Holy fuck Kar the blatent bullshit you're spewing is fucking toxic.

You don't play an instrument, you can't distinguish between a C and a C#, and you think Bring Me The Horizon, Limp Bizkit, and Asking Alexandria are good bands. Your ears are completely fucked. And you're going to go out and spew complete bullshit about a genre you don't know anything about.

If I hadn't agreed to stop insulting Kar I would be on a tirade now. But seriously kid, you're simply an idiot. That's all I have to say. We'll be better off when you get tired of metal as a whole.

[Kar-Esseria]

Holy fuck Kar the blatent bullshit you're spewing is fucking toxic.

You don't play an instrument, you can't distinguish between a C and a C#, and you think Bring Me The Horizon, Limp Bizkit, and Asking Alexandria are good bands. Your ears are completely fucked. And you're going to go out and spew complete bullshit about a genre you don't know anything about.

My ears aren't fucked. Only people who listen to black metal screeching for more than 5 minutes and call it 'good' have fucked ears.

[Kiaculta]

Holy fuck Kar the blatent bullshit you're spewing is fucking toxic.

You don't play an instrument, you can't distinguish between a C and a C#, and you think Bring Me The Horizon, Limp Bizkit, and Asking Alexandria are good bands. Your ears are completely fucked. And you're going to go out and spew complete bullshit about a genre you don't know anything about.

My ears aren't fucked. Only people who listen to black metal screeching for more than 5 minutes and call it 'good' have fucked ears.

This is getting intolerable. You are such a ridiculously ignorant, close-minded human being.

[NeuPolska]

[Kar-Esseria]

Holy fuck Kar the blatent bullshit you're spewing is fucking toxic.

You don't play an instrument, you can't distinguish between a C and a C#, and you think Bring Me The Horizon, Limp Bizkit, and Asking Alexandria are good bands. Your ears are completely fucked. And you're going to go out and spew complete bullshit about a genre you don't know anything about.

If I hadn't agreed to stop insulting Kar I would be on a tirade now. But seriously kid, you're simply an idiot. That's all I have to say. We'll be better off when you get tired of metal as a whole.

Cut the elitist shit, Kia. Just because I don't like a hungry cookie monster/dog Slayer fanboy as a vocalist doesn't mean I'll ever get tired of metal.

Liking death metal is not a requirement for liking metal.

[Faschist Deutsch Reich]

Please. Death is hardly that heavy.

Oh, you must think yourself so br00t4l! Maybe the music is too soft for you, so that it why you don't like it.

Death metal has some of the most mediocre musicians in the genre

You try too hard at times. Have you ever heard of Technical Death Metal? You are absolutely clueless.

Also, all genres are filled with mediocre musicians, therefore your point is invalid.

It is funny, you're just a prune.

Prune? I have heard worse insults come from 6 year olds...

[Kar-Esseria]

My ears aren't fucked. Only people who listen to black metal screeching for more than 5 minutes and call it 'good' have fucked ears.

This is getting intolerable. You are such a ridiculously ignorant, close-minded human being.

Because I have a different opinion?

You really are a major elitist, you know that?

[NeuPolska]

You're using the term "elitist" like some metalheads use "poser".

[Faschist Deutsch Reich]

You're using the term "elitist" like some metalheads use "poser".

At the rate that things are going In this thread, being called an "Elitist" should be seen as a term of endearment.

[Bodobol]

Related.

+10 for Dio.

So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?

None of those have shitty vocals. None. Go away.

5FDP, BMTH, BFMV, and BB especially don't have shitty vocals. AA and LB is up for debate.

Kar have you heard Where The Corpses Sink forever? The vocals are easy to understand. Granted Phantom Ship might be better but Corpses is much more balanced

Speaking of CA would anyone be interested in reading a review on Where The Corpses Sink Forever if i wrote it on the thread?

Never heard either of them.

FFDP =/= metal
AA =/= metal
BMTH =/= metal
BFMV =/= metal
Breaking Benjamin =/= metal
Limp Bizkit =/= metal

0/6 try again. You got some metalcore bands in there but I don't think that's generally considered metal.

5FDP = Heavy Metal
AA = Metalcore
BMTH = Metalcore
BFMV = Metalcore
BB = Alternative Metal
Limp Bizkit = Rap Metal

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not metal. Metalcore is metal.

ll I know is my kids ain't falling into listening to Justin Bieber (Or that equivalent by then), and they're gonna be rockin' out like me!

A-fucking-men to that.

First thing my kids will hear is the hardest of rock and the heaviest of metal. The classics first, then the later stuff.

I like BMTH and some BFMV songs, saying it wasn't metal wasn't meant as an insult, just a neutral opinion.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

Kar, the heaviest of metal is arguably death metal. Want your kids to listen to that?

I would, if my future husband (If I get one) agrees to adopt a kid.

Wait, are you a girl? Or are you a Halford?[/quote]
I am a bisexual homoromantic.

[Kiaculta]

I would, if my future husband (If I get one) agrees to adopt a kid.

Wait, are you a girl? Or are you a Halford?

I am a bisexual homoromantic.[/quote]

Don't bother, he'll go "you're weird" and "Murica" on you.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

Wait, are you a girl? Or are you a Halford?

I am a bisexual homoromantic.

Don't bother, he'll go "you're weird" and "Murica" on you.[/quote]
I might as well be honest.

[NeuPolska]

What exactly is a bisexual homoromantic?

First time I've ever heard someone say that.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

What exactly is a bisexual homoromantic?

First time I've ever heard someone say that.

Allow me to explain, It means an individual with sexual attractions to the male and female sexes, but only romantic attraction to the same sex.

[Ameriganastan]

I would, if my future husband (If I get one) agrees to adopt a kid.

No kids for me. Ever. I'm going to be that cool uncle that my nieces/nephews like but my brother despises for not "settling down".

Hey, me too. I always wanted to be the cool uncle.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

No kids for me. Ever. I'm going to be that cool uncle that my nieces/nephews like but my brother despises for not "settling down".

Hey, me too. I always wanted to be the cool uncle.

If I can't get a husband, then I'm the cool death metal vocalist uncle.

[Kiaculta]

Hey, me too. I always wanted to be the cool uncle.

If I can't get a husband, then I'm the cool death metal vocalist uncle.

Cool death metal drummer uncle.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

If I can't get a husband, then I'm the cool death metal vocalist uncle.

Cool death metal drummer uncle.

And every Thanksgiving or Hanukkah, I'll be wearing a replica of Chuck Schuldiners kitten sweater or a Piece of mind shirt.

[New Rob Halfordia]

I'm really digging this song. It's pretty awesome.


I fail to see how he was being intolerant simply by stating his opinion.


Oh, and Star Wars > LOTR in everything except music.

It was a completely unnecessary comment. He's basically saying the idea of a God is completely ridiculous, as if he knows this for a fact. It's one thing to not believe in God, but that doesn't mean you have to run around saying "God isn't real!" all the time. I could easily say irreligion shouldn't be taken literally because you can't possibly know if a God does or does not exist. I don't run around saying "God is real!" all the time.

I don't care what religion or lack thereof you believe in, just don't go around broadcasting your beliefs like they're the undeniable truth. That's basically just saying "Everyone is wrong but my specific group!", I just don't think people need to broadcast their religious beliefs all the time.

You don't believe in God? That's fine, just don't go running around acting like it's a fact that God doesn't exist. You don't know that for sure, that's just your belief, just as it is my belief that God does exist. Neither of us can prove nor disprove our positions, so let's just not fucking talk like we can.

Religion is like sexuality: Keep it to yourself unless it happens to come up or if someone asks.

Now, if he had said something like "Religion shouldn't be taken too seriously", that would've been fine, and he would've been right. Many people take their religious beliefs far too seriously, but saying there's no such thing as God, as if it's a fact, as if he's 100% positive, as if he could possibly hold the knowledge necessary to determine that there isn't a God without room for error, is just stupid and a bit arrogant.

But god isn't real.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

It was a completely unnecessary comment. He's basically saying the idea of a God is completely ridiculous, as if he knows this for a fact. It's one thing to not believe in God, but that doesn't mean you have to run around saying "God isn't real!" all the time. I could easily say irreligion shouldn't be taken literally because you can't possibly know if a God does or does not exist. I don't run around saying "God is real!" all the time.

I don't care what religion or lack thereof you believe in, just don't go around broadcasting your beliefs like they're the undeniable truth. That's basically just saying "Everyone is wrong but my specific group!", I just don't think people need to broadcast their religious beliefs all the time.

You don't believe in God? That's fine, just don't go running around acting like it's a fact that God doesn't exist. You don't know that for sure, that's just your belief, just as it is my belief that God does exist. Neither of us can prove nor disprove our positions, so let's just not fucking talk like we can.

Religion is like sexuality: Keep it to yourself unless it happens to come up or if someone asks.

Now, if he had said something like "Religion shouldn't be taken too seriously", that would've been fine, and he would've been right. Many people take their religious beliefs far too seriously, but saying there's no such thing as God, as if it's a fact, as if he's 100% positive, as if he could possibly hold the knowledge necessary to determine that there isn't a God without room for error, is just stupid and a bit arrogant.

But god isn't real.

Says the guy with a dave mustaine avatar.

[Kiaculta]

It was a completely unnecessary comment. He's basically saying the idea of a God is completely ridiculous, as if he knows this for a fact. It's one thing to not believe in God, but that doesn't mean you have to run around saying "God isn't real!" all the time. I could easily say irreligion shouldn't be taken literally because you can't possibly know if a God does or does not exist. I don't run around saying "God is real!" all the time.

I don't care what religion or lack thereof you believe in, just don't go around broadcasting your beliefs like they're the undeniable truth. That's basically just saying "Everyone is wrong but my specific group!", I just don't think people need to broadcast their religious beliefs all the time.

You don't believe in God? That's fine, just don't go running around acting like it's a fact that God doesn't exist. You don't know that for sure, that's just your belief, just as it is my belief that God does exist. Neither of us can prove nor disprove our positions, so let's just not fucking talk like we can.

Religion is like sexuality: Keep it to yourself unless it happens to come up or if someone asks.

Now, if he had said something like "Religion shouldn't be taken too seriously", that would've been fine, and he would've been right. Many people take their religious beliefs far too seriously, but saying there's no such thing as God, as if it's a fact, as if he's 100% positive, as if he could possibly hold the knowledge necessary to determine that there isn't a God without room for error, is just stupid and a bit arrogant.

But god isn't real.

Oh dear, Kar is gonna go apeshit.

[The republic of Kosh Naranek]

But god isn't real.

Oh dear, Kar is gonna go apeshit.

Let us don our Slayer t-shirts and grab the dildos. IT'S TIME TO MOCK KAR.