by Excidium Planetis » Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:12 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:51 am
"Greetings, tiny little meatbags! Ve'll consider your offer. We care little for national pride, and ve vill happily say that zis battle vas a crippling defeat. If you vant, ve'll even throw in a little fake video of ze battle complete with some nice CGI effects of our units getting destroyed.
But, you're clearly not being up front vith your demands. Before ve can fully consider zis offer, vhat is zis 'One Request' of yours, human?"
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:33 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:51 pm
"Hostile forces are rasin' their shields."
"They are not co-operating, either. I doubt that we will be able to end this without violence."
"I've already contacted our allies about their assistance in zis conflict. But I'll try one more time to reason vith zese slave traders."
"Ve obviously cannot agree to a contract zat ve don't even know ze terms of. So, I am going to give you guys another chance. Vhat is zis 'One request' zat you speak of? If you are not going to answer, I would just like to inform you zat you are endangering the lives of all men and woman under your command.
We'd much prefer to agree to schome silly terms as opposed to getting violent vith zis. So, make up your mind."
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:05 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:03 pm
"Dummkopfs. Well, I suppose zat we should warn the fleet once they arrive."
"Wait for the main attack force to get here. Then, we will send the final warning."
"Suit yourselves, then. We vill do what we can to not harm you, but as with the nature of warfare, we cannot guarantee that there vill be no loses amongst your forces. I'd suggest zat you seriously consider telling us your demands vithin the next ten minutes. Chances are, we vill happily follow them so long as they are not completely unreasonable."
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:31 pm
Aeiouia wrote:"Suit yourselves, then. We vill do what we can to not harm you, but as with the nature of warfare, we cannot guarantee that there vill be no loses amongst your forces. I'd suggest zat you seriously consider telling us your demands vithin the next ten minutes. Chances are, we vill happily follow them so long as they are not completely unreasonable."[/i]
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:53 pm
"Hostile forces are startin' to scan using their radiation-based detection methods... They seem to be focusin' on the area near the starbase. So, they're probably not gonna find you. But if you are somehow detected, immediately jump and re-locate before they can discover your vessel's class."
"Acknowledged, Searing."
"They are deploying strike craft... That is odd. They seem to have altered their design a bit."
"Yeah, And we have too! We'll have to see how they match up."
"I am not getting shot down by the slavers again, Searing. I promise."
"Well, we'll have to see about that, Forge. I hope you're right."
"Do we have clearance to engage?"
"Not yet. Ve're going to let zem take ze first shots, remember? Ve need to stick with zis plan..."
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:35 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:03 pm
"Enemy fire confirmed! And they took the bait! Everyone's cleared to engage. Zinc, Light, how's your burn going?"
"We are moving at about 60km/s relative to the planet. We will be burning to reduce velocity shortly."
"Good. Stay cloaked, and don't fire until you're in position... Oh, and make sure that ya' don't fly outta' the world's sphere of influence, that'd technically classify you as non-combatants under the terms that we've agreed to."
"Understood."
by Excidium Planetis » Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:56 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:19 pm
"New contacts... And would ya' look at that! Shit! Well, we're gonna have to have a little word with Stormwrath after this is over. When is the allied backup going to arrive?"
"Well. Even if they got here, those new classes look a bit too cumbersome for them to deal with."
"This is Light. I am changing course to intercept the Stormwrathian craft. I would recommend that you send a warning to them."
"Yeah. I vill. But, before I do zat, let's get vone last bit of deception out of ze bait that we set..."
"Attention newly-arrived units. Welcome to ze battlefield! Unfortunately, ve can't guarantee your safety for this exercise. So, you are advised to evacuate all 24 of your largest vessels, as well as all craft within 500 kilometers of them. In order to ensure proper levels of safety, it is recommended zat you complete this procedure within three and a half minutes.
Aeiouia ish not to be held accountable for any injuries or deaths that occur due to crew-members not following the stated precautions. Thank you for your time, and have a nice day!"
by Excidium Planetis » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:06 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:30 am
"... Doesn't look like zey're falling for it. Have ze decoys change course to-"
"Vell, shit."
"Shit! Just got hit with a scan! They've probably found-"
"Fire away, kids! Go, go, go! Burn em'! Launch the Disruption Bombs, Toroids, Limpets, everything! Come on, before they have time to react!"
by Excidium Planetis » Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:10 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Fylmyria » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:24 pm
by Aeiouia » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:53 pm
"Missile Impact!.. Looks like the hit was a success! All units, focus fire on the Stormwrathian vessels first! They're the biggest threat!"
"Uh, Searing, enemy forces seem pretty intent on protecting those unidentified classes at the back of the pack. They are swarming the unmanned vessels with drones, and preventing me from having a clear shot on-...
And... It seems to be charging something. Possibly an FTL drive of some sort? Please advise, should I still change target?"
"Yeah, we gotta burn those Stormwrathi-... Wait a minute. You're right, scans do confirm that those vessels are unmanned. Aw, crap! New plan, kid! Crash into the bastards! Now! Just do it!"
"Okaaay, understood."
"I'm detectin' Psionic activity aboard their ships! Probably healin' spells! How the...?
... But, damn it! They'll probably be able to repair their weapons faster than we can burn em'!"
"Vell. Let's not destroy ze weapon systems, zen. Ve can knock zese Dummkopfs out of ze fight via other methods... Light! Get all of your Limpets to target ze Stormwrathian vessels. Begin pulling ze bastards on an escape trajectory!"
"Acknowledged, Overseer."
"Just got a transmission! Our allies are joining the fight!"
"Excellent, I'll respond immediately!"
"Greetings, Tsukino! Glad zat you can make it! You arrived at a good time, ze enemy's veapon systems are currently knocked out.
While ve can't be completely sure which one of zese vessels is ze enemy flagship, ve have a strong hunch. Ve've been detecting a lot of transmissions coming from zis vone here..."
"Zat's ze one I'd recommend hitting. Definitely looks like it's at least a leadership craft of schome sort.
I'm sending another fighter to escort you and provide medical support. You have my gratitude for helping us out in zis battle, and it is an honor to fight by your side. Good luck, friend!
Let me know if you need any more data or assistance."
"This is Spark. I can confirm that the enemy forces have landed. Almost all infantry."
"Oooh! Zat sounds delicious!"
"... Overseer, please do not actually kill anyone."
"Don't vorry, I won't."
"Anyway, I doubt that the enemy is going to detect my Terras for quite some time. When do you guys plan on arriving?"
"Zinc and I vill decloak and de-orbit vhenever you decide to engage."
"Got it. Enacting the first diversion."
by Excidium Planetis » Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:30 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:31 am
"First wave of decoys destroyed. Preparing the next one..."
by Excidium Planetis » Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:07 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:52 pm
"Ooooh! Look at that, I was right! The thingie was packed with explosives! Hey, Forge, shoot the debris! I wanna see it go boom!"
"What?! No! Jenny, calm the heck down! The explosion from that could endanger all nearby vessels! ... Besides, shooting the warheads might not actually make them detona-"
"How many times to I have to tell you not to call me that, dumbass?!"
"..."
"Ugh, look. Just... Focus on the other one, we don't want it to hit Light, it could deal some serious damage."
"Enemy forces have reached the nearest fake settlement to the landing zone. Deploying decoys..."
"Send in vone of ze false Terras, too. Ve vant zem to get as desensitised and sloppy vith fighting zem as possible."
"Understood, Overseer."
by Excidium Planetis » Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:29 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:32 am
"Ze ground forces are starting to wise up and are gaining land fast. Light, ve need you to jump to Zinc's location to start ze next phase of the operation."
"Orders received, ma'am. Spooling up drives..."
"Zat Terra decoy vasn't loaded vith anything, right?"
"Negative."
"Good, send vone of ze filled ones towards ze town. Have it try to pester and get ze attention of ze Bolt craft."
"Got it!"
"Zinc, decloak as soon as Light arrives. Begin de-orbit procedures now..."
by Excidium Planetis » Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:55 am
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Aeiouia » Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:08 am
"Yay! Finally one of them exploded, and not on onea' our ships, too! Pretty..."
"Oh for f***'s sake, Overseer. Someone could have died in that blast."
"Yeah... You're right... Sorry..."
"This is Light. The jump was successful. Proceeding to target location."
"Zinc, now! Decloak and activate!"
*BEEP* "All units, ze final part of ze operation is a go! Engage ze enemy now!"
"Enemy forces are ignoring the decoy, Overseer."
"Well, okay. Blow it up on your own, zen!"
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