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by **Slakonian** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:59 pm

burrito grenades...

by **The United Tributational Territories** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:14 pm

Laced with a side of BA...

by **The Greater German Federal Republic** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:19 pm

...and stacks of weed...

by **The United Tributational Territories** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:41 pm

and LSD...

by **Hatay** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:43 pm

when all of a sudden a giant statue of Leonid Brezhnev came and crushed 1,456,456 people...

by **Melon feud** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:15 pm

Meanwhile, snarf, she-ra and battle cat were stuck in the elevator of the daily planet newspaper building and thought that number of people killed by the Brezhnev statue a bit excessive, nevertheless,,,,

by **Bhikkustan** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:20 pm

Melon feud wrote:Meanwhile, snarf, she-ra and battle cat were stuck in the elevator of the daily planet newspaper building and thought that number of people killed by the Brezhnev statue a bit excessive, nevertheless,,,,

Mr Klöx would not be stopped from ...

by **Pooplan** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:24 pm

forming the next Confederate States of America

by **Kamcha** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:25 pm

Pooplan wrote:forming the next Confederate States of America

And resurrecting the Ancient Whipped Cream Empire.

by **The United Tributational Territories** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:28 pm

The Empire went on a rage-fueled massacre, killing everything in its wake until only it and India were the last remaining countries.

by **Gurori** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:34 pm

and then both of their nations died from CancEbolAids.

Suddenly...

by **Bhikkustan** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:53 pm

CancEbolAids was RKOd by Randy Orton, setting off a chain of events that would eventually result in...

by **Hatay** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:07 pm

Bernie Sanders swallowing the earth...

by **Melon feud** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:27 pm

Hatay wrote:Bernie Sanders swallowing the earth...

After the required incubation period the earth burst forth from Bernie's chest more hate filled and warlike than ever,,,cuz apparently thats what everybody grooves to, so sonny bono's D.N.A. regenerated from that aspen tree he merged with, whipped Greg allmans ass and wrote evil love songs that,,,,

by **New Jerzylvania** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:30 pm

were addressed to Snarly Carly Fiorina who wouldn't pay her back up band so they killed her with a stake though where her heart would have been and mounted her head on an HP computer which ...

by **The United Tributational Territories** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:23 am

New Jerzylvania wrote:were addressed to Snarly Carly Fiorina who wouldn't pay her back up band so they killed her with a stake though where her heart would have been and mounted her head on an HP computer which ...

the main computer of Skynet...

by **Kamcha** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:57 am

The United Tributational Territories wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:were addressed to Snarly Carly Fiorina who wouldn't pay her back up band so they killed her with a stake though where her heart would have been and mounted her head on an HP computer which ...

the main computer of Skynet...

Killed all the humans

by **Hermann goering v5** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:59 am

Kamcha wrote:
The United Tributational Territories wrote: the main computer of Skynet...

Killed all the humans

But then hermann goerings ghost runs in with two stg44's

by **Luminesa** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:09 am

The United Tributational Territories wrote:
Luminesa wrote:But luckily for him Father Alexander Anderson showed up to protect the Pope from
wombats. Pope Francis asked him about the show he came from, and when he heard
there were vampires...

OOC: You really don't want the pope to die, huh? Also the Wombats are an alternative band from England.

Wombats...stupid spell-check. My bad.

And no, I don't want Papa to die! That's why he has a solar cannon in his
back pocket.

by **Luminesa** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:10 am

Hermann goering v5 wrote:
Kamcha wrote:
Killed all the humans

But then hermann goerings ghost runs in with two stg44's

And gets shot down by Erwin Rommel, who called him a Leeroy Jenkins
before turning around and...

by **The United Tributational Territories** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:42 am

Luminesa wrote:
The United Tributational Territories wrote:OOC: You really don't want the pope to die, huh? Also the Wombats are an alternative band from England.

Wombats...stupid spell-check. My bad.

And no, I don't want Papa to die! That's why he has a solar cannon in his
back pocket.

Like, I can see you're catholic, and I love the Pope too, but it's not like I actually want to kill him...as far as you know.

by **Hermann goering v5** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:50 am

Luminesa wrote:
Hermann goering v5 wrote:
But then hermann goerings ghost runs in with two stg44's

And gets shot down by Erwin Rommel, who called him a Leeroy Jenkins
before turning around and...

When suddenly an nazi zombie lunges at rommel....

by **Empire of Narnia** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:55 am

But Tenderheart Bear blasted him and.....

by **Melon feud** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:59 am

The 2 stg44's(blatantly ripped off by some lame ass russkie, and exported free to all who opposed freedom a swore allegiance to the dark side, changed the cartridge and called it the ak47) were turned into the police for a pair of sneakers and a basketball, but the basketball was made of flubber causing,,,

by **Luminesa** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:43 pm

The earth to turn green, until Kobe Byrant came down in his spaceship and...

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