Senate Candidate Sacrificed and Drank Blood of Goat

by **United Marxist Nations** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:15 pm

Staythefout wrote:Probably a publicity stunt

It was two years ago.

by **Staythefout** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:20 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Staythefout wrote:Probably a publicity stunt

It was two years ago.

Could be him admitting it that's bullshit...politicians do anything to get attention

by **Confederation of Common Sense** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:51 pm

Staythefout wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:It was two years ago.

Could be him admitting it that's bullshit...politicians do anything to get attention

Who cares? That was the coolest shit ever!

by **Herskerstad** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:58 pm

Probably will be taken in for animal abuse.

Let's see if Augustus will be first among equals in jail.

by **L Ron Cupboard** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:20 am

At least he didn't teabag it, Dave.

by **Risottia** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:09 am

From what's written in the OP the guy doesn't look like a fascist. He despises the State too much. And frankly, sacrificing animals and drinking blood, no beef with it as long as the animal is killed lawfully.

He looks like a whacko, though, because one must be out of his mind to think that doing that openly is going to get you enough votes to win a seat in the US Senate.

by **Napkiraly** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:14 am

Risottia wrote:He looks like a whacko, though, because one must be out of his mind to think that doing that openly is going to get you enough votes to win a seat in the US Senate.

Given the current state of American politics, don't you think it's actually not that far of a stretch?

by **Risottia** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:43 am

Napkiraly wrote:
Risottia wrote:He looks like a whacko, though, because one must be out of his mind to think that doing that openly is going to get you enough votes to win a seat in the US Senate.

Given the current state of American politics, don't you think it's actually not that far of a stretch?

No, he's going in the wrong direction. Had he sacrificed a Muslim and drunk the blood of an illegal immigrant, after choosing "Christian White Amendment the Second" as his new name, he would have had some chances. But paganism? That's political suicide.

by **The Wolven League** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:55 am

Risottia wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Given the current state of American politics, don't you think it's actually not that far of a stretch?

No, he's going in the wrong direction. Had he sacrificed a Muslim and drunk the blood of an illegal immigrant, after choosing "Christian White Amendment the Second" as his new name, he would have had some chances. But paganism? That's political suicide.

Well, in the U.S., at least. Not sure if northern/eastern Europeans would care, considering the high amount of neopagans there (Heathenry, Rodnovery, Romuva, Suomenusko, etc.)

by **Napkiraly** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:58 am

Risottia wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Given the current state of American politics, don't you think it's actually not that far of a stretch?

No, he's going in the wrong direction. Had he sacrificed a Muslim and drunk the blood of an illegal immigrant, after choosing "Christian White Amendment the Second" as his new name, he would have had some chances. But paganism? That's political suicide.

Hm, fair point. All the more reason to launch a Neopagan crujihadsade on the US. *nod*

by **Old Tyrannia** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:03 am

In other news, I intend to alter my name to Khaneferre-Setepenre Nsw-Bity Sa-Rê Rahotep Neferkheperu Shrw-Jb-Nṯrw Sankhibtawy Netjer-Nub-Sekhem (but you can call me Pr-aa) and run for election on the platform of condemning Putin as the servant of Set, revitalising the economy with my innovative pyramid-building programme which will create 25,000 jobs, and ushering in a new pharaonic golden age by invading Israel and forcing them to pay tribute just like in the good old days.

by **Allanea** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:14 am

But I thought it should not matte which religion you belong to as candidate?

by **The Wolven League** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:15 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:In other news, I intend to alter my name to Khaneferre-Setepenre Nsw-Bity Sa-Rê Rahotep Neferkheperu Shrw-Jb-Nṯrw Sankhibtawy Netjer-Nub-Sekhem (but you can call me Pr-aa) and run for election on the platform of condemning Putin as the servant of Set, revitalising the economy with my innovative pyramid-building programme which will create 25,000 jobs, and ushering in a new pharaonic golden age by invading Israel and forcing them to pay tribute just like in the good old days.

I, for one, welcome our new ~~insane~~ divine overlords.

by **The Wolven League** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:15 am

Allanea wrote:But I thought it should not matte which religion you belong to as candidate?

Did you even see the speech or whatever it was he gave?

by **Vissegaard** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:33 am

I don't see what's so wrong with people having crazy religions and killing goats. Goats aren't people, obviously.

by **Ifreann** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:34 am

Krasny-Volny wrote:Why did this jerk renounce his citizenship if he was planning on running for president later on?

Anti-government cred.

by **Big Brain City** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:37 am

Wisconsin9 wrote:He sounds like a pretty cool dude.

Except for the bit where, you know, he's completely fucking insane.

AVE IMPERATOR INSANUS
:rofl:

by **Pope Joan** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:50 am

Many attorneys are pagan. No, not just figuratively.

There are also many stockbrokers who are into primitive animism, in which animals are sacrificed.

It's a religion, and its practice is protected in America.

by **L Ron Cupboard** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:54 am

Something seriously wrong with the US Libertarian Party if they have fascists as candidates.

by **Val Halla** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:59 am

Maybe there should be a sitcom called "Those darn libertarians"

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:17 am

L Ron Cupboard wrote:Something seriously wrong with the US Libertarian Party if they have fascists as candidates.

The twisted version of libertarianism popular in the US - with its conservative fusionism, social darwinism, racist and homophobic tendencies, and fondness for the idea of overthrowing the state by force of arms - is fertile ground for fascist infiltration. I'm not surprised in the slightest, to be honest.

by **Val Halla** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:31 am

Hey, at least he didn't have sex with it. That makes him qualified for Prime Minister

by **Ifreann** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:32 am

Val Halla wrote:Hey, at least he didn't have sex with it. That makes him qualified for Prime Minister

No one said he didn't have sex with it.

by **Uxupox** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:36 am

I admire his honesty but should have kept it hidden. It is politically suicide to announce you are a follower of paganism in today's politics.

by **Old Tyrannia** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:37 am

Vissegaard wrote:I don't see what's so wrong with people having crazy religions and killing goats. Goats aren't people, obviously.

You make the assumption that everyone agrees with the principle that killing non-people is okay. For my part, I consider killing animals for any reason other than food, or doing so using unnecessarily cruel methods, to be morally repugnant. There are many who may share this view.

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