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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:03 pm

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"Gender bender" describes a glam metal band. :p


HOLY SHIT you said something right!

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Seriously, as much as I like glam metal, I always thought the crossdressing/genderbending/androgynous stuff was weird.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:04 pm

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The band's guitar necks are bent too.

Along with the bass neck and the drumsticks.


Microphones too.
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Postby Bodobol » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:04 pm

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I'd rather avoid tumblr. Too cancerous.


Back to my previous comment which I'm surprised nobody attacked.

Shoegaze is fucking awful. Blackgaze makes it worse.


>:(

I'll defend blackgaze to the death because I'm a hipster asshole.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:05 pm

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Back to my previous comment which I'm surprised nobody attacked.

Shoegaze is fucking awful. Blackgaze makes it worse.


>:(

I'll defend blackgaze to the death because I'm a hipster asshole.


One of the reasons why I despise it. Also because it's boring dreck.
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Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:05 pm

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The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:Along with the bass neck and the drumsticks.


Microphones too.

Perfect. Now it needs to be a band.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:08 pm

I have no idea what 'shoegaze' or 'blackgaze' are.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:08 pm

Kar-Esseria wrote:I have no idea what 'shoegaze' or 'blackgaze' are.


The most obscenely hipster "indie" borefest ever that turns out to be banal pop under the delusion of being artsy.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:09 pm

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:I have no idea what 'shoegaze' or 'blackgaze' are.


The most obscenely hipster "indie" borefest ever that turns out to be banal pop under the delusion of being artsy.


I don't speak Greek.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:11 pm

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The most obscenely hipster "indie" borefest ever that turns out to be banal pop under the delusion of being artsy.


I don't speak Greek.


One of the biggest shoegaze bands is My Bloody Valentine. RYM worships them. I think they're shit.
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Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:12 pm

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I don't speak Greek.


One of the biggest shoegaze bands is My Bloody Valentine. RYM worships them. I think they're shit.


Never heard of them.

Though I've heard of Bullet for My Valentine. :p
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:13 pm

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One of the biggest shoegaze bands is My Bloody Valentine. RYM worships them. I think they're shit.


Never heard of them.

Though I've heard of Bullet for My Valentine. :p


They're not as bad. Still suck.
Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:14 pm

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Never heard of them.

Though I've heard of Bullet for My Valentine. :p


They're not as bad. Still suck.


No.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:14 pm

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They're not as bad. Still suck.


No.


Dat wimpy screaming.

Seriously, how can you tolerate that but not death growls?
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Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:17 pm

Did we seriously burn through 100 pages in a month
NOT EVEN A COCKMUNCHING MONTH
PAGE 300 WAS 9/22!
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:17 pm

Kiaculta wrote:
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No.


Dat wimpy screaming.

Seriously, how can you tolerate that but not death growls?


I don't like harsh vocals.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:17 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Did we seriously burn through 100 pages in a month


*Frosty the Snowman voice* Happy Birthday! :lol:
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:17 pm

Kar-Esseria wrote:
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Dat wimpy screaming.

Seriously, how can you tolerate that but not death growls?


I don't like harsh vocals.


But Bullet and so many metalcore bands, including ones you've attested to liking, have "harsh" vocals too, albeit terrible ones.

Butt Bullet is a new band name. For a homoerotic glam metal band.
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Lars Ulrich: Hello, Dave. Look at your band. Now back to mine. Now back at your band. Now back to mine. Sadly, your band isn't mine, but if they stopped playing pure thrash metal and switched to a tough guy version of Motley Crue, they could sell like they're Metallica! Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the high road, taking it higher like a super collider. That album was great. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a hard drive with all the private information of the users we banned from Napster. Look again, the hard drive is now Babymetal. Anything is possible when your band reeks of pop. I'm wearing a thong.

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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:18 pm

Kiaculta wrote:
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I don't like harsh vocals.


But Bullet and so many metalcore bands, including ones you've attested to liking, have "harsh" vocals too, albeit terrible ones.

Butt Bullet is a new band name. For a homoerotic glam metal band.


Let me rephrase that, I don't like unintelligible harsh vocals.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:19 pm

Kar-Esseria wrote:
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But Bullet and so many metalcore bands, including ones you've attested to liking, have "harsh" vocals too, albeit terrible ones.

Butt Bullet is a new band name. For a homoerotic glam metal band.


Let me rephrase that, I don't like unintelligible harsh vocals.


Some of that wimpy screaming is harder to understand than a lot of melodeath.
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:20 pm

Kiaculta wrote:
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Let me rephrase that, I don't like unintelligible harsh vocals.


Some of that wimpy screaming is harder to understand than a lot of melodeath.


Topkek. I almost took you seriously for a minute there. :p
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:21 pm

Kar-Esseria wrote:
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Some of that wimpy screaming is harder to understand than a lot of melodeath.


Topkek. I almost took you seriously for a minute there. :p


It also sounds worse in general. Like a little girl screaming.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:22 pm

So we've got Sex Bender, who's up for starting Butt Bullet?
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Postby Kar-Esseria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:22 pm

Kiaculta wrote:
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Topkek. I almost took you seriously for a minute there. :p


It also sounds worse in general. Like a little girl screaming.


Okay, I'll give you that last part.

I prefer my screams to be at least somewhat masculine.
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Postby Kiaculta » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:23 pm

Kar-Esseria wrote:
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It also sounds worse in general. Like a little girl screaming.


Okay, I'll give you that last part.

I prefer my screams to be at least somewhat masculine.


So NOT Bullet for my Valentine, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, etc.?
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Postby The republic of Kosh Naranek » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:24 pm

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:
Let me rephrase that, I don't like unintelligible harsh vocals.


Some of that wimpy screaming is harder to understand than a lot of melodeath.

Per say, the father of death metal, Chuck Schuldiner was a good vocalist during all eras of Death.
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