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Walkany
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Postby Walkany » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:03 pm

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"What a waste of time!" Dean shouted, waving his arms around. "With twenty shots on target, you would expect at least one goal against San Jose. Abraham Terrazas is a great goal keeper, but really? How could we have known he was this good!"

"well, Dean, we have played them three times before this," Fargo mentioned. "It's not like we didn't know what to expect."

"But he stopped a last minute penalty! How?! Even Jurgen Coeman isn't that good!"

"It's kind of hard to make Coeman even look good when you have players like Jonathan "Atomic Flea" Faña nutmegging him for goals, or even Sean "Black Panther" Fraser. His long shot made Coeman look like a child on the play ground."

Dean scoffed, "If you're going to support the other team, then as they say in San Jase, buenos noches!" Dean stomped out of the room leaving Fargo to do the rest of the post match report.

"Well, fans, at least we can take a positive from this game: we didn't lose that badly. But, we should move on to our next game against Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles where last time, we had a four-one win at home. They have gone one-two-and seven so far, with their last game against Abanhfleft resulting in a one-zero loss.

I think we'll have the upper hand in this one, though Burnie O'nielle and company should look out for some key players such as: David Ossen, a vetera of the national team. With well over one-hundred goals it is easy to see why he is their first choice striker.

His accomplices Samuel Lennon and Peter Cranning are both also veterans with over one-hundred goals between them. They are all very dangerous, so expect them to want some revenge, especially since they have officially been knocked out of any chance of qualifying.

Ted Durrant, one of their most experienced defenders will also be on the look out for some heads. He is one of the few that know what it takes to win and as a defender, he knows well enough that four goals is unacceptable. i doubt it'll be something that happens again.

Between all of their goal keepers, I must say from the footage I've seen of Jack Gosling, he'll make the best choice for the game next week. Cameron Hatter is also good, but could use some improvement.

Alright, folks. Before Dean crosses a street without looking, I must find him. So long and goodnight."




Eddy Haphazard dug into his barbecue and salad from the Meat Boss Restaurant in the wee hours of the night after the game against San Jose. His room in the Fire Hotel gave a perfect view of the Fuego Volcano out of his window. None of his room lights were on. The pillows and blankets were scattered across the bed. Eddy sat in a chair pulled from the desk against the wall. It was placed so he could see out of the window. Eddy could not sleep, despite taking pills to help, so instead he grabbed some leftovers from the mini-refridgerator across the room. For a while he sat and watched the night sky above the silhouette of the volcano. It was peaceful. Nothing abrasive or rough. Everything was in its place and would stay there dutifully. The sky was calming to him. He thought he might fall asleep until he remembered the plate of food in his hands. He finished it off, set it on the desk, and continued watching the night sky.

Thoughts creeped into his head. What if you never qualify... What if the coach thinks you're not good enough... What if your team thinks you're not good enough... For a moment, Eddy had a swell of anxiety that threatened to make him double over, but he took a deep breath, steepled his fingers, and began focusing on what was then. The maroon carpet. The black sky. His blue pajamas. The white ceiling. He brushed his hand across his pajama shorts and took note in his focus that they were soft and fluffy. After doing this for almost half of an hour, his anxiety was gone, replaced with a feeling of joie de vivre.

Eddy wanted to dance then, but his legs were too tired after the game. Even when he had it cut ten minutes short for Alex Sorrel to come on, he was still tired. At least the next game would be easier, he thought. The game against San Jose reminded him of when he was a boy, trying to steal the ball from his father in the front yard. Of course, there was no professional football league in Walkany at that time, but his father was renowned for being the best in the neighborhood. Even when Eddy had hit his growth spurt, it had felt impossible to even push past his father. He never understood it. He seemed so good. Only if he could be here now. I wonder where he is. Eddy felt his anxiety starting to spark again, so he crushed it into the back of his mind before it could get ahold of him.

His phone lit up. It was a video game poker: his wife had sent one of those frustrating game invites that allows the invitee to get more points. She's still awake? Eddy thought incredulously. He got on the game "Macaroni Masters", a food game in which the main object was to match as many different cards of different categories of food into their respective groups. There were other parts of the game, but those were unimportant. Eddy challenged his wife to a game and waited a few moments. She accepted. Then, the fun began and ran on until dawn when Eddy conked out and his wife defeated him, while quickly realizing that he was no longer awake. She sent him a goodnight text with a kissy face and went to sleep herself. It was not until several hours later that someone bothered to wake Eddy up for the flight back to Walkany.

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Postby Recuecn » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:05 pm

[OOC: this is my rp for match-day 9]

"Coach, what can I do to make it up to you? I really want to--I haveto play tonight!"

"I'll give you a chance, Franky. I wouldn't have had you train so hard all week if I wasn't going to play you. But you'd better not make me regret it. This is your chance. Make me want to put you on the pitch again."
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The game was against Lymantatia. Recuecn's third home game in a row, they needed something to cheer up the crowd, who had witnessed two losses back-to-back--and before that, another defeat and a draw.

Recuecn won the coin flip, and the match was off, with Franky touching it back to Leclaire. Leclaire was immediately charged by a Lymantatian player, and had to send it further back to Bright. Instantly the commentator for the game on television gave an audible sigh. The entire audience knew what was coming: another overly defensive game from Recuecn, impressively keeping everything out to get the nil-nil tie, with just one unlucky shot going in near the end and dashing their hopes. As and soon as Bright in turn avoided a tackle with a pass to Spencer on his right-hand side, the tone was set for the beginning of the match. The back line of Beck, Heissler, Bright and Spencer played a game of monkey-in-the-middle for the first twelve minutes of the game, making sport of the Lymantatian attempts to regain possesion.

In the thirteenth minute, however, Spencer made a break up the sideline, passing up to Hebron who in turn continued to dribble down the sideline, threaded the needle between a couple Lymantatian midfielders, and sent the ball gently past another to Lebo. Lebo, unable to cut in to the middle, was forced into the corner by the Lymantatian leftback, but managed a shaky volley to Franky. Franky, right in front of the goal, was caught a bit too far forward got the header, but sent it over.

The goal kick taken, the Lymantatians had the ball but refused to give up posession or try anything dangerous, not wanting to lose another fifteen minutes of the game to the Recuecian passing game. Thus they did the same thing. Leclaire, however, slid in daring and technically perfect dive-tackle to touch the ball to Franky. After a dive by the defender, however, the ref called a foul, incorrectly as the replay showed. Lymantatia sent the free-kick deep, with the result that their right winger got a breakaway. Beck missed his tackle, and the winger took a shot on goal. Firaut made another of his impressive diving saves.

Posession having reverted, Firaut punted the ball, waving his teammates forward. He, too, was tired of the slow pace of the games recently.

Soto got the ball, and sent it forwards to Leclaire, who returned it. Soto moved the ball up to Lavigne this time, who took his turn being trapped in the corner by a defender. He managed to bounce it off for the corner, which he took.

On the corner, Franky got the header yet again, but unfortunately sent it straight at the goalie.

This time, it was Hebron who attempted the slide tackle. Although not quite as beautiful as Leclaire's earlier, this one was clearly legal. Lebo managed to get it and this time work his way into the 18-yard box, where his shot was deflected. Franky stole the rebound before the goalie could pounce, and sent the ball off the post, to the audible disappointment of the fans.

The Lymantatian defence recovered, and the pace of the game slowed down again. When they finallay launched an attack, it was quickly stolen by the Recuecians, who held on to the ball until the end of the half.

When the teams came out of the tunnel the second time, that of Recuecn had a totally different atmosphere to it. The coach had given not a pep-talk, but a strategy guide. He couldn't stand the rate of play either.

Thus the Recuecians were now playing to match the maxim "the best defense is a good offense." Saunders, the attacking midfielder, had been subbed on for Leclaire, and as soon as he could get his hands (or feet, rather) on the ball, he'd pass it to Franky, waiting just onside. Franky got two clean breakaways before the Lymantatians caught on and started double-teaming one of them or watching for that pass extra carefully. Unfortunately, both were halted by Lymantatia's goalie rushing out of goal and making marvelous saves.

Surprised by the Recuecians' change in rhythym, the Lymantatians were thrown off their own, and started making more bad turnovers. The pace of the game picked up greatly, to the delight of the announcers. Unluckily for them, the fans, and the Recuecians, the score was still zilch to nada.

Finally, in the 64th minute, Franky made a quick break backwards to ditch his double-teamers, took the ball from Saunders in passing, did the "give-and-go" with Lebo, came around from the right wing, and found himself in front of a net with only the goalie in it. He rocketed it with his left foot into the far corner, and the ball rolled up the net.

The fans went wild. It was probably only Recuecn's second lead of qualifying. Franky's celebration dance lasted two entire minutes. Nobody had expected Recuecn to beat Lymantatia this time either.

It wasn't Franky's last chance. He had another header saved on a corner, a shot deflected, and another touched by the goalie off the crossbar. When the final whistle blew, the crowd erupted. Recuecn's first win in world cup qualifying!
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"Was that good enough coach?"

Franky's only response was a bear hug.
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Postby Super-Llamaland » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:09 pm

LFA TO HOOVER - "WIN OR DIE"


While nobody really expected a struggling Tigers team to beat the Royal Kingdom of Quebec, 5-0-0 previously on home and 6-0-0 now after their 5 - 3 victory over the Llamaneans, the fact is that the Tigers haven't been in fourth place this far into the qualifiers since the ill-fated WC69 team that profoundly disappointed after the WC68 squad made the Cup and managed to come out with three points.

With that in mind, even though there was hope the Tigers would improve, Carlton Hoover has been given the ultimatum by the Llamanean Football Association - win or die. The LFA didn't clarify specifics - what level of winning would justify the absence of death, for example, or whether or not a good CoH performance would work as well. Still, the fact that Hoover has been given this sort of demand just ten matches into his first qualifiers, and nineteen into his career as the NT manager, is extremely troubling, considering many pundits had Super-Llamaland as a dark-horse candidate to impress at the World Cup.

"Is it disappointing?" Hoover said in a press conference after both "The Announcement" and the Tigers' rough 5-3 loss. "Absolutely. Nineteen games isn't a lot, and to be threatened with sacking after nineteen shows that I've been performing very poorly so far, and if this losing streak continues I'd resign before they fired me. That being said, we're 5-3-2 still, and a good two matches against The Fallenmark Islands and Timbermunich would still put us in good position to advance into, at the very least, a playoffs stage. Is what we've seen disappointing? Sure. But no reason to panic yet."

LFA President Mark Simmons had a different viewpoint on it. "Hoover's performance so far is utterly unacceptable. We are too high-caliber of a team to be losing to the likes of Boring Paradise - that's not a real name for a nation!" When reminded that Simmons himself represented a nation called "Super-Llamaland", Simmons flipped me off and declined to comment further.

Many of the players have been upset with Hoover's leadership as well. One player who requested s/he remain anonymous said: "Hoover doesn't do much for us tactically, that's Tobyn Clearwater's job, and to be honest he's not doing much for morale as well. This team is in limbo a little, we don't have one team leader - Cartwright, Player, Myers? They're all flawed. We need a Derrick Nelson type, really, and that is NOT Hoover. I don't know how Hoover leads FC New Llama so well, but he needs to replicate that better."

"Hoover's really been piss-poor," another player added. "If he keeps up this losing streak...going, going, gone!"

The team, at 5 - 3 - 2, has managed eighteen points in ten games for 1.8 ppg, a poor performance for the 27th-ranked team in the world. Their last poor performance in the qualifiers was at WC69Q, when they managed just 25 points in 14 matches, or 1.79, just a tick below their current performance.

"It's kind of ironic, isn't it?" said a fan. "5 - 3 - 2 is both our record and our formation. Should've switched to the 10 - 0 - 0."

Many defenders of the stoic FC New Llama skipper noted that injuries to Tobias Dickinson and Kristopher Nilssen have given Hoover trouble, but even they agree that doesn't account for all of the manager's woes.

"Who knows?" one said. "Maybe we'll bounce back and this will be forgotten."

We can only hope.
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QUEBEC 5 (4 - 2 - 4): Cech; K. Varsteeg, Jeong, Dunford, Miller (Hyun 62); Beauchemin, Shin (di Maria 80); Hertel (Kang 55), Van Robben, Convacio, Fortin
SUPER-LLAMALAND 3 (5 - 4 - 1): Finch; Meng (Carmichael 60), Myers, Agudieres, Smith-Reynolds, Karnstedt; Stanton, Raburn, Player, de Vries (Inriquez 72); Nilssen (Cartwright 57)
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CAUTIONED - Stanton 28, F. Beauchemin 36, K. Varsteeg 52, Smith-Reynolds 65
EJECTED - Convacio 75
INJURED - Nilssen 57
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Mills Called up to NT, Will Start At CAM

Thirty-two-year-old midfielder Alex Mills has been called up to the national team. The attacking midfielder, who just a few seasons ago won the Golden Boot in the LFL with FC Emerald Springs, has since moved on to Sanctuary FC of Nova Anglicana, where he's performed admirably.

Mills is known as a vicious attacker and decent passer, but his scoring is often seen as too one-dimensional and he played too aggressively to be considered, the more conservative Tobias Dickinson taking the spot while other similar players like Sebastian Inriquez rode the bench. Still, he'll be an interesting asset as the Tigers find themselves in the thick of the contention race...
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Postby Polkopia » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:30 pm

A Piece Of Polkopian History
#10: The Medska
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9

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The Medska is the legislative body of the Polkopian government, similar to the American Congress, British Parliament, Russian Duma, etc. The Medska is made up of one hundred and ten members from eleven states split evenly among each state so each state has ten legislators. This body is responsible for writing laws to be either approved or rejected by the Dictator. The procedure for approving and rejecting laws is very simple; if the Dictator, in this case, Semyon Polk, approves of the law in question, he will sign it and it will immediately become a law. If not, he sends it back and the proposal is no more.

In today's Medska, there are currently 110 seats. Eighty of these seats belong to members of the Communist Party, the same party that Polkopia's current dictator, Semyon Polk, aligns himself with. The next most popular party is the Imperialist Party and has thirteen members. Next, comes the Green Party with seven members, and finally, the Liberal Democrats and the Theocratic Party each have five members, totaling up one hundred and ten members of the Medska.




The Medska was formed a little less than a year ago, after a unsettling fear that Dictator Semyon Polk might one day become as corrupt and as power-hungry as his brother before him, the late Malcolm Polk. Though Dictator Polk did give several speeches in order to calm the populace down, several instances of unidentifiable sources spout out propaganda which more or less brainwashed the public into thinking that Mr. Polk would one day, become just as cruel as his brother.

This happened right after Dictator Polk wrote up a law which immediately deported anyone who was not a legal citizen of Polkopia. This led to several thousand illegal immigrants being forced out of their homes and evicted from Polkopia and thrown back into their nation of origin. Many Polkopian citizens felt as if though the Dictator shouldn't have so the power to immediately write up a law himself and immediately put it into action.

After witnessing first-hand what the mobs in his nation were capable of, Dictator Polk established the Medska and personally appointed the members of the legislative group himself. Though this did help settle some of the population to some extent, others were concerned that all of these men were merely puppets of Polk and would do anything he said. After the murder of Vsevolod Matvey, one of the one hundred and ten members picked by Semyon Polk, and after several death threats being sent to other members, Polk had no other choice but to force some of them to resign.

Semyon Polk then passed a law which gave legislators the option to form their own political parties, if and only if they receive a certain amount of signatures from citizens (300,000) who were willing to support this party. Several parties were formed as a result, and Polk hand-selected a few members who were prominent enough in their state, and who were also of a different political party to replace those who had resigned. Thus, the modern-day Polkopian Medska was formed.
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Postby Jeruselem » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:47 pm

Princess Laura and Princess Amy after Jeruselem beat The United North States at Dazza Dallas Stadium

Laura: Mum, a clean sheet. I don't think we've had one this cup EVER
Amy: I think it's our first, took us a while
Laura: Yes took us a while
Amy: We didn't score many goals today
Laura: Well, we did win still. JUST
Amy: We really could have had a few more goals

Laura: Yes it should have helped if the ref didn't keep on blowing the bloody whistle at us
Amy: Wasn't the most fluent game we've had for sure
Laura: Helps if there's minimal referee interference
Amy: I would have lost my patience out there
Laura: One goal was enough, not counting the 2 disallowed ones HEY
Amy: They are legit goals, but nevermind we got our 3 points

Laura: Jeru FC beat Legalese then lose to Volanoc 2-1 away. Arg, such a waste.
Amy: Yes, they really should have win that one.
Laura: The Royal Barangay then lose to last placed Electrum Diplomatic Offices
Amy: That's weird, Jeru FC drew 0-0 with Electrum Diplomatic Offices then Electrum Diplomatic Offices win the next two games
Laura: Yeah
Amy: I guess it's good news for Jeru FC, they are still in with a chance

Laura: We can still make inroads into 2nd spot, but we'll need to stop losing games
Amy: That 5-2 loss was a kicker really, not very helpful after we made progress at home
Laura: We're still in trouble, we have more work than Jeru FC have to do.
Amy: I wish our deficit was like 2 points
Laura: Which is isn't ...
Amy: We're running out of time really

Laura: What you think of that new girl Sara Trooble at Naked News?
Amy: She's going be real popular, especially with the army boys out there
Laura: Oh yes, being a daughter of an army guy. Err, like me hey Mum.
Amy: Your dad is retired but he's an army guy really. You got your own too.
Laura: Yes, he's a bit more dickhead but anyway.
Amy: The show is very popular with the army people

Laura: The armed forces have their own news but only for their own people. No one else watches it.
Amy: Oh I saw that once, it's very ... boring. The newsreader is some senile old guy who has trouble with foreign languages.
Laura: No wonder they watch Naked News hey, us girls have far more personality.
Amy: And no clothes ...
Laura: That too but then anything is better than other news those army people watch
Amy: Honestly they should just get some pretty girl to read that news

Laura: That's why pretty girls read the news
Amy: Surely the army has pretty girls
Laura: I can't complain, we have captive audience.
Amy: I guess we don't have trouble getting girls to work Naked News
Laura: Sara seems very keen on the Jeru FC gig, she likes travel.
Amy: She's got her Dad to keep away the idiots

Laura: Yeah, well if you count the Jeru FC team
Amy: I guess it isn't the worst job, you just need be alert
Laura: Urg yeah, I married one of them.
Amy: That's because you're a slut
Laura: Well Mum, that's genetic from someone
Amy: I know
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Postby Jeru FC » Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:38 pm

Jeru FC coach Major Trooble and striker ROAW

Major: Hey, how come you can score 4 goals against Legalese but only one goal against Volanoc.
ROAW: Err, well. It's an away game.
Major: That's got nothing to with it. We have an easier opponent, you should be working hard all the same no matter what the opponent.
ROAW: I guess it's really more .. err
Major: Laziness
ROAW: Err

Major: We could be 2nd on the table but we're not
ROAW: I guess we could but we're not
Major: We're just damn lucky The Royal Barangay also lost today
ROAW: That's good for us
Major: Yes but we should be beating lesser teams as well. Or at least get a draw
ROAW: Err, yes I guess we should.

Major: If we can qualify, we can save Jeru FC from folding. Come on, don't you want to keep your job.
ROAW: I guess we do
Major: I cannot do my job if you lot slack off. We can qualify but have make the effort.
ROAW: I guess we're not really performing to our capability
Major: We have the defense Jeruselem want but we don't score enough goals at all
ROAW: Jeruselem only scored one today

Major: But they had a clean sheet, unlike us
ROAW: I do get the point
Major: Just qualify for the finals, I'll be happy. We can save Jeru FC.
ROAW: I guess Jeru FC need the monies from qualification.
Major: Well, I can't do it for you. It's you lot who have to do it.
ROAW: I do admit we don't always put in 100%

Major: If you can beat Legalese 4-2, you can beat anyone.
ROAW: The problems is a mental one.
Major: I don't expect you lot to win this cup. Just qualify, simple.
ROAW: We do need to qualify really, our ranking does suck.
Major: There won't be a Jeru FC, if we muck this up. We'll all go back to the day job.
ROAW: I like this football business

Major: No more slacking around, we must grab 2nd spot and then hopefully qualify from there
ROAW: The wife does tell me I don't take things seriously enough
Major: She's a bit of a dragon, like her Mum but she's right. Ya need a kick in the arse.
ROAW: I guess I don't want the kids to think I'm a failure
Major: Exactly, I don't want to be one too. We're all the same boat.
ROAW: We sure have work to do

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Postby Albaie » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:21 am

Today was a bad day for Albaie football. Not only had Albaie been hammered 5-1 by West Angola at home and been put out of the World Cup Qualifiers but also young Albaie hopeful Robert Blackeep suffered a serious injury when he tore his anterior cruciate ligament while attempting a sprint for the ball. The team appeared to be in a shambles as every pass and move they attempted to make was intercepted by the West Angolans while they themselves could not stop the rampant West Angolans from breaking through their defence at almost every opportunity. There was nothing any of them could do with William Dubrack Dubrackson and Edward Erentsen, the only two players who put in a good performance, being almost like rocks in a flood unable to stop the huge volume of water from passing around them.

Arthur Sportern sat on the bench barely moving after the third goal whereas before he had been up and down the whole time barking orders and giving instructions but by the end of the match he was just looking straight ahead with no expression or emotion in his eyes. Edward Mercer on the other hand couldn't even bear to show his face hiding it in the palms of his hands as his team seemingly dissolved in front of them. It is unknown what is happening to the Albaie national team in recent weeks as the team continues it's descent towards disgrace and defeat. Arthur Sportern and Edward Mercer confirmed what they saw as the problem saying that many of the team unless performances improved would not be making appearances in the next stage of Albaie internationals due to the sheer shame and disgrace they are bringing to the Imperial Albaie National Team name at the present moment.

The game had appeared to be close until the 33rd minute when it was still only 1-1 with Peter Simmons having scored first for West Angola in the 17th minute and then Robert Tererent equalising for the home team in the 21st minute. In the 33rd minute Robert Rezcyk burst through the Albaie defense in an extraordinary manner to beat Edward Erentsen who despite an excellent dive was unable to impede the flight of the ball. It was only the 35th minute when Rezcyk again scored latching onto a cross from Albaie's left wing to beat Erentsen from close distance and to make the game 3-1 to the visiting team. West Angolan fans only had to wait until the 40th minute for another goal when Erentsen saved a fierce shot from Christian Davis but was only able to parry it back out a few yards to where Rezcyk beat his man Phil Erteon to toe poke the ball above the rising Erentsen who at this point with the score 4-1 cracked at his defence and unleashed a barrage of insults and orders to his team, that may have stemmed the West Angolan tide. West Angola was then held back until the 60th minute with Dubrack Dubrackson makign some spectacular tackles and interceptions to frustrate the visitors while Erentsen pulled save after save out of the back to keep the score at 4-1 before Leah George scored a stunning goal from outside the box to make the score 5-1 and end the game.

Despite the score line and the general flow of play Albaie did have some moments of inspiration mainly from Vincent Deberen who did not have enough of the ball to be able to make an impact in a game which he had little impact on in general. It was a Vincent Deberen move and pass that had made Albaie's one and only goal as Deberen beat two men to get to the byline before crossing the ball back in for Tererent to head home. In the 33rd minute Albaie probably were at their closest to score again as Vincent Deberen made a bursting run into the box but faced by the rapidly oncoming keeper decided to pass it across box to Tom Werek who had replaced his brother Robert due to his fatigue but Tom instead of netting the ball somehow managed to take too long on the ball and by the time he did shoot there was a defender on the line to get their body in the way of the ball.

Players who have been singled out for criticism include Tom Werek, Phil Erteon and Darren Woerten. Tom Werek had been blamed for his ineffectual passing and his lack of attacking movement while despite his lack of achievement going forward he was even worse tracking back only getting in other player's ways and missing tackles. Tom was replaced at half time by his brother Robert who despite his tiredness was more effectual on the pitch than his triplet and the substitution managed to see some improvement on the left wing. Phil Erteon was one of the defenders singled out as having been disgraceful during the game as he missed tackle after tackle and despite his impressive stature was beaten in the air frequently by smaller attackers and Erteon was largely at fault for the 4th goal when he was too slow reacting to a parried out ball and his man was able to put it into the net. Erteon was replace in the 51st minute by Rodney Yerik but the 20 year old was not much better at the back. Woerten was also included in the criticism after he was unable to stop attackers rampaging down the left wing and when Albaie was in possession was too slow getting wide and up the pitch to assist the attackers. Woerten played the whole game after all three substitutions were made replacing Blackeep, Tom Werek and Phil Erteon.

Albaie will be hoping that their next match day is better as they play 258th ranked team Borxinoia but their low ranking holds little hope for the higher ranked team as they were beaten by the team at home earlier on in qualification in yet another one of the worst games in Albaie history which seems to be a rapidly expanding group at this World Cup as the national team seems to be doing little right.
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Postby The Sword Bloke » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:22 am

San Slavador, San Jose Guayabal 7:00pm SJG Time

Ten Swordean Tech experts are in an underground room below a home in San Salvador, the capital of San Jose Guayabal. Earlier that day, the Swordeans got the news that 5,000 people were killed in an attack on Angelou, the Swordean capital. Shop Owner was also supposedly killed, but that version was apparently made up to scare other guys like the rulers of Gregoryisgodistan, Patistan & Quebec. These soldiers were underground for a reason.

Soldier Nathan Paynes spoke to Shop Owner. "How's the missile looking, Owner?"
"Alright, Nathan. We should be releasing it to explode in about 29 minutes." says the Owner.
Nathan then says, "I can't wait. I have always to wanted to be the one to launch an opening missile in a major war, now I have my chance."
"You sure do", says the Owner. In 20 minutes, a quite military base in rural San Jose Guayabal will be a little pile of ash.

"All their weapons are located in there. There is no chance anyone will survive. They're all entering to talk now." "Nathan, there is no chance any one of these people will survive. Not a mouse will survive in this town of 2,000." "There's 2,000 people in the town?" "Yes, Nathan. and they will go down with the base, they are also anti-Swordean. Even the mice." This is the conversation the 2 had. 18 more minutes...

"Nathan, you should launch it with 2:25 on the clock. Allows it to have a 'powernap' before it explodes and blows a bunch of people up." There is 14 minutes and 23 seconds until the bomb should explode in this rural Guayanbalese town, home to a secret Guayanbalese army base. "Shop Owner, there's 12 minutes left. Is there fan alarm or anything?" "There is a alarm and already there. The alarm rings with 25 seconds to go." "But what happens if it's late?" "Then it will self-destruct, and you will die. Not me, of course, because I am immortal." "Oh yes. I forgot."

8 MINUTES LEFT

"Boy, we are doing good in the soccer, Nathan. 1-0 up against Electrum at half time." "Who got the goal?" "McAldo headed it in in the 33rd minute. If we win, we have a better chance of qualifying into the World Cup." "Nice." "Hey, 7 minutes and 19 seconds until we need to explode that bomb." "Yes, Nathan. We can talk until 25 seconds left, I reckon. Then focused." "Meh, I don't care. You are the boss!"

6 MINUTES 38 SECONDS LEFT

"Woah. Not a long time left, Owner." "I know. And Nathan, I had some bad news." "What, are you a phone Owner or something?" "No you idiot, some Electrumite striker got a goal. 46th minute. Donuts." "I know. Stupid." "Why do we have so many veterans?" "Actually Shoppy, we have improved hugely because of the golden oldies." "Don't correct me boy. But maybe you're right... We are better with them. Lets hold a party for them to celebrate their careers." "So everybody is retiring?" "No, stupid boy. Just a party. Cheese & crackers. Sausage Rolls. Chocolate Fountain. Other stuff." "Alrightio."

2 MINUTES 17 SECONDS LEFT

"Goodness. Short time left. In less than 2 minutes, either a bunch of people will be dead, or you will be dead." "I don't want to die." "But you might." "Meh, I don't care. It's an honour to die when you're a Swordean. I'm happy to die if I do." "That's the spirit boy!" "It sure is, Shop Owner. By the way, good conducting in the World Hit Fest rehearsals." "Thanks buddy." "Ohhh... 47 seconds left."

42 SECONDS LEFT

"Oh my god. Only 42 seconds left. They're starting to get their coffee, those idiots. They don't know what will happen to them." "I know. They are dumb. They will die. Death is certain for these Guayanbalese army officials." "You're funny, Shop Owner." "I know I am. OH MY GOD, 25 SECONDS LEFT!"

25 SECONDS LEFT

"Thank god, I pressed it to explode." "It is currently having a powernap. The boys are in the back of the room, ready to go explode some people and a building. And a town." "Woah. So I won't die?" "There is the chance of an occasional mishap in the bomb, but that really shouldn't happen." "Oh no. Look at the time, Shop Owner. STOP TALKING!!!" "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! But you're right, I should shut my mouth. Let's count down."

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BANG!

Shop Owner wrote:
Yes! One rural town & army base down, some more to follow!
#TSBrocks #BooSETO #Revenge


Swordean Army wrote:
Oh my god... 2,700 people, hundreds of homes and businesses, and a secret Guayanbalese army base down. We rule as usual!
#Revenge


AFTERWARDS

"Yesss!!!" Cheering is heard throughout the room. "They are bombed! Dead they are! A major turn in the war for all sides! We killed people!" "We sure did Nathan. All because of you. You have deserved what I am about to give you. Nathan Paynes, I award you the Owner's Medal, the highest honour in all of the nation. There is a very good reason why, Sir Nathan. You have killed some people of your won. You are about to make me cry." "Aww, that's nice. Thank you so much Shop Owner. You are a legend of the multiverse." "I know I am."

And so, the Swordeans get their first claim in this war against SETO, with many more to come...

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Postby Stvoto Latoli » Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:43 am

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Saintland Breaks Anwar Kyle's Leg But Not Golden Crows' Unbeaten Streak

14 February 4015 - For once, we are all glad to have Brendan al Tameer's famously negative tactics, as this was the strategy required to obtain a critical road point against Group 10 leaders Saintland. Where back in late December we were bemoaning the Maritime Empire's lackluster nil nil against Norrehavn, we are united in celebration today because the Gold-Whites haven't lost since Matchday 4 versus the Sarian. But the draw, which felt like a win, did not come without its blemishes - enforcer Anwar Kyle got a taste of his own medicine when Josephus Flaccus' two-footed horror tackle snapped the Vezhidrupa midfielder's shin in half.

Saintland's famously rough play got two of their players' names written in the book early on. Astograthian referee Hurko Trakios (who has quite earnestly tried to shake his reputation of allowing matches to get out of control) barely hesitated to caution Plinius and Mamilius in the 5th and 9th minutes respectively, though their infractions were relatively minor. Of course, the loyal fans at the Royal Stadium would have lost their minds if the visitors didn't receive the same treatment, and they were pleased to see yellows shown to Shegalo in the 11th and Zowbowbyuthi in the 18th. What the Sanctii supporters did not account for was that this sort of war of attrition slowed the game to a halt, and that was precisely what Brendan al Tameer wanted. Milking every second of possession they could, the Stvoto Latolisis stifled the match by clogging up the midfield and keeping the wingers as defensive and withdrawn as possible. At half time, it was still nil nil, and the away fans felt that their mission had been accomplished, at least in part.

Saintland, on the other hand, were beyond annoyed. An irate home team, led by King Andreas, barged out of the tunnel intent on dislodging the Golden Crows parked bus from its resting place. Their determination was undeniable, but it was applied quite unnecessarily just five minutes after the restart when Josephus Flaccus' scissoring two-foot challenge caught Anwar Kyle's left leg, which was fatefully planted to the turf at the moment of contact. Replays showed Kyle's tibia shattering in gut-wrenching detail. King Andreas was displeased to see Flaccus receive a straight red for the tackle, but he couldn't possibly have been surprised.

al Tameer sent on Kuaku Gheberihiq to replace Kyle, who was stretchered off in tears. With another defender on the pitch, it was clear that the Gold-Whites were determined to preserve the result, and for once not a single Stvoto Latoli fan was displeased about it. It certainly helped, of course, that the Sanctii side didn't seem to tactically adjust to going a man down - still they were throwing in cheap shot fouls and showing cleats and so it was no surprise when Trakios displayed a yellow to Lucas Aufidius for a very unsportsmanlike elbow to Beolagh Athey's neck during an aerial challenge.

However, the hosts did enjoy a period of play wherein the ball stayed mostly in the Maritime Empire's half, roughly between minutes 60 and 70. Part of the reason for this was Gidedu Shegalo's silly dismissal, the product of a second yellow card, this one issued for diving in the penalty area. Without the benefit for playing ten-on-nine, it was Stvoto Latoli who had to crank up the roughness in order to protect the goalless scoreline, and the Sanctii players made that task a challenge by testing Shyusoolootru Lyu's steady hands several times (one Stephanus Vagionius shot in particular induced a minor heart attack for Gold-Whites' fans before Lyu's reflex save put their minds at ease). Nataliaja Irmedheghi got herself suspended for the midweek match versus the Sarian by earning a yellow for a not-so-inadvertent handball on 65 minutes just outside the eighteen yard box (it was the Brewers trequartista's third caution of the World Cup 72 qualifying phase). Then, four minutes later, it was Kuaku Gheberihiq's reckless shoulder, utterly off the ball, that sent Trakios reaching for his front pocket once more.

But despite the worrying number of yellow cards the visitors were accumulating, al Tameer knew he was slowly building towards his goal (or lack thereof), and his side grew in confidence. In the 70th minute, Toumani Thušabhi came on for the largely disappointing O'Bearga, and the young Lobyuseistvooshu center back did wonders for shoring up the back line. Once Thušabhi entered the match, Saintland never again had a shot on goal - they didn't even create any real chances. Lucas Aufidius replacement Petrus Barrius collected another booking in the 73rd, and Muhammad abd al Raziq joined him in the book three minutes later, but this brought the Sanctii no closer to the Golden Crows' goal.

And, as if a road point wasn't enough, al Tameer outdid himself in the match's closing moments by using his last sub to pull off a defender and throw on attacker Zuhair al Ghalib in an attempted snatch and grab. Saintland held firm, but the Arab-Irish boss nonetheless endeared himself to many previously-hostile journalists and fans by showing a willingness to play for three points once in a while.

In conclusion, Anwar Kyle's loss, likely for the duration of qualifying, cannot be seen as anything less than a serious blow. His elimination from the national team setup is the third such event the Maritime Empire has had to endure, as Numair al Farran went down on Matchday 1 and Manu Uchatheppujaghu followed suit on Matchday 4. (Notice anything these three have in common? They all play their club football for Vezhidrupa! The popular Mahathu club can now boast only goalkeeper Lyu as its contribution to the Gold-Whites, and All-Whites fans can be forgiven for fearing that their captain will be the next one to take a bullet.) But it's not a total loss. Previous starter Satatu Bei, who Kyle had replaced, can simply slot back into the starting eleven, and besides, the result last night was more important than any one individual player's fate. The draw just barely keeps Stvoto Latoli's World Cup 72 qualification dream alive.

Another test to that dream awaits this Tuesday night. The Golden Crows return to Tobyumosyu (Trogu How the venue), but their opposition, the 19th-ranked Sarian, will be playing like a caged animal as their own qualification hopes are in doubt. In perhaps the most important match yet of the campaign, it is just Stvoto Latoli's luck that a notoriously corrupt Farf referee, Icept Bribes, has been assigned by the WCC to govern proceedings. We here at the Observer Online are non-sarcastically accepting donations from any and all supporters who want to... shall we say... grease the skids. It is our dearest hope that the Bustards blew their entire budget on those fancy new award-winning uniforms of theirs, and subsequently won't be able to afford Mr. Bribes' services.

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Venue: Royal Stadium, St. Petrus, Saintland
Attendance: 62,000
Referee: Hurko Trakios (Astograth)
Man/Woman of the Match: Shyusoolootru Lyu (Stvoto Latoli)

Managers

Saintland: King Andreas (Saintland)
Stvoto Latoli: Brendan al Tameer (Stvoto Latoli)

Squads

Saintland: Seius; Agrius, I. Poenius, Aufidius (P. Barrius 67'), Plinius, N. Poenius (Belaeus 83'); Inventius, Mamilius (P. Flaccus 79'), J. Flaccus, King Andreas; S. Vagionius
Stvoto Latoli: Lyu; Gilmore, Zowbowbyuthi, abd al Raziq (al Ghalib 89'); al Amri, Kyle (Gheberihiq 50'), O'Bearga (Thušabhi 70'), Shegalo, Eji, Irmedheghi; Athey

Goals

Saintland: -
Stvoto Latoli: -

Next Match

Opponent: v The Sarian
Venue: Trogu How, Tobyumosyu, Stvoto Latoli
Stvoto Latoli's Projected Starting XI: Lyu; Gilmore, Zowbowbyuthi, abd al Raziq; al Amri, Bei, O'Bearga, Kerrigan, Eji, Mha; Athey
Referee: Icept Bribes (Farfadillis)
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Postby The Royal Barangay » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:22 am

434 dead in nine attacks around The Royal Barangay

SANGTI - Around 434 people died after a series of organized attacks at different pubs around The Royal Barangay during the match between the Agilang Dilaw and Electrum Diplomatic Offices. While the match started at 7 PM BST, news of the first attack swarmed around 8:20 in the evening, as a series of explosions occurred in two pubs in Nuelma where the match was shown live, killing 32 people and injuring 63. Five minutes later three almost simultaneous explosions were recorded at Viocla, Mogya and Nandezfer, killing 60, 53, and 43 people respectively. Another series of explosions were reported at Gabel and Leonde, killing 35 and 32 people at 8:30 PM. Ten minutes later, another explosion was reported at Baoyam, killing 70, and at Sangti, near the Estadio Olimpico, where people were starting to go home after a disappointing performance by the Barangayans. The explosion at Sangti was followed by gunshots aimed at the crowd, with the death toll around 72. 37 were reported dead when unidentified assailants started shooting at the people at the night beach in Nespa, where a live feed of the match was also being held.

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Postby Polar Islandstates » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:24 am

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I Take It Back!
Bring back boring! I take it all back! I'm sorry!

Turns out, when all is said and done, at this stage in the competition I'll take a boring regulation win over an exciting draw like that any day of the week. Especially when three of the back four were East Franz players and we're now being 'blamed' in a way for that performance. Which isn't really fair, to be honest, if Klemmensen had been doing his job screening the back four efficiently enough we wouldn't be in this position... but anyway.

It isn't the first time Crystal Empire have been thorns in our side and it probably won't be the last, but it still stings. Thank Thor Devonta and Kandorith both lost as well, that's all I'll say.

The emergence of Lefebvre is particularly interesting and exciting to watch, though.

And, speaking of emergence, look at The Fallenmark Islands up there in group one. Rumours are they've brought Timo Skye in to do some confidence and psychological work with them. Seems to be working, I must say, though many would question the sanity in any decision that involves Timo Skye being given a position of power, let alone one that directly asks him to manipulate how people think.

But anyway, enough of those particularly scary thoughts. Time to jam.



Henning Blonqvist
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Ah, now there's a comforting name. Mr East Franz Athletic himself. There aren't many one-club-players left in the Multiverse these days, so I was determined to plug in our own most famous one-club-man into the CFM database and see where he ended up. To this end, I gave him a birthplace in the RLStates town of Sandviken, in a place called Sweden, and maxed up his loyalty statistics and his natural fitness. I definitely wasn't expecting this to happen, though.

It would seem that even if you do pile up the points on a player's loyalty attributes, they can still do things like this. Not only was he a lifelong club-hopper, but he was a club-hopper to rival clubs, and then even a continent-hopper towards the end of his career. He started early, too, skipping from the youth set-up of Hammarby IF to Sporting Lisbon in Portugal at a relatively early age. Despite a long and varied career, he would only ever move back to Sweden to play for the national side - more on that later - but managed to make a name for himself elsewhere on the continent.

A successful loan period at German club Greuther Furth saw him return to his parent club with six goals to his name already, and he soon started to make his breakthrough into the Sporting first team. Thirty-eight goals in his four full seasons in Portugal brought him to the attention of the big teams in Europe's bigger leagues, and when he one of the star contributors as he won his first league title with Sporting, German club Werder Bremen acquired his services to boost their chances in the coming season's Champions League.

Henning's first taste of Europe's top tier had been an unhappy one at Sporting, not managing to score any goals as Sporting were knocked out of the competition at the first hurdle on both occasions they'd qualified during his stay there, but his time at Bremen was much more successful. In his first season with the club he was top scorer in the competition despite Bremen going out at the quarter-final stage. This was to be Bremen's most successful period during this simulation, and they came close to winning the Bundesliga, finishing second, third, and then second again during his stay with the club. They picked up a German Cup in his second season there, but wouldn't get as far as the quarter-finals in Europe ever again.

In what looks like a controversial move, Blonqvist then moved across the country to VfL Wolfsburg. Now, whether Blonqvist was the catalyst for these teams or whether he was just good at reading when a club was going to be mounting a challenge, I'm not sure, but his stay in Wolfsburg also coincided with their best period. Sensationally winning the Bundesliga in his first season there, they went on to win the Europa League in his second season after getting knocked out of the Champions League at the group stage - a competition dynamic that CFM reckons the RLStates universe would have nicked unapologetically from the CC to GC mechanic in the UICA competitions. Qualifying for the Champions League again by virtue of this Europa League win - a fortunate feature given their disappointing league finish of sixth that year - Wolfsburg would reach the quarter-finals the following year as they won the German Cup and finished third in the league.

His rambunctious playing style up front was much in demand in Europe though, so with his years getting on a little and his club considering him to be past his prime, he was allowed to move to Scottish giants Celtic. Now, this isn't the first time we've seen a player in these simulations end up at Celtic, but I must admit I am a fan of Blonqvist ending up there. Look at him in that render, sporting a green and white coloured shirt on his chest. Ah. Good lad, Henning.

Celtic are something of a ridiculous power up in Scotland however, to the extent that they won league and cup doubles in two of his three seasons in Glasgow. They'd "only" win the league in the other season, but still found time to reach the Europa League knockout stages three yeras running. Scoring over fifty goals in his hundred and six appearances for Celtic, this would be perhaps the last of his 'prolific' seasons, thereafter getting downgraded to 'very good'.

Now, even if CFM saw fit to ignore his loyalty stats, it would seem they took good notice of the natural fitness attributes I loaded up into him, as he kept playing for a long time even after leaving Celtic. Two seasons in France with Saint-Etienne was followed by a single year spent at Racing Santander, where he won the last title of his career - an unlikely Spanish Cup.

Short stays at Rapid Wien of Austria and Ferencvaros of Hungary - a team RPed as having a considerably successful history but that has now fallen on hard times in a minor league - saw him continue to score the odd goal from those moments his instincts and experience took him to the right place at the right time, but he went over to Brazil to retire after an eight-month spell with Coritiba.

No, I don't know why, either.

It would seem CFM agreed on the fact he wouldn't go into coaching, too. Whilst the game doesn't have a setting for "club ambassador" like he is for us, I've no doubt he would be taking up just that position for one of his many clubs if it did.

Played out on the flank as a wide attacker for his country, rather as the out-and-out striker he was domestically, he never quite hit the same prolific heights as he did for his teams, scoring thirty-seven goals in a hundred and seven appearances over eleven years. Which, to be fair, is still an incredible total to have reached from a wide position. I can only imagine the strength of the other centre-forwards Sweden must have had at the time if they were to push a guy scoring that many goals for his clubs out wide, but they must have been outstanding.

How odd, then, to see that Sweden never made it past the quarter-finals of any of the international tournaments during the fifty-three years of this simulation.

Which, perhaps, is apt. The Terns never made much of themselves until well after Blonqvist had retired, and the fact he never left East Franz meant he was perhaps never really held aloft as one of the Multiverse's outstanding strikers. We all know what he was capable of at the Rendahl, of course, but for the most part his refusal to test his talents internationally has kept him our little secret. And in the game it would seem that his fondness of jumping from team to team, never quite moving to any of the European super-clubs, has given him a similar reputation in CFM. One Europa League, five league titles, four cups, and nothing past an international quarter-final. Not a huge return for the player, but a player who made a huge impression on the fans at his club(s).

Sounds familiar.



Not sure who to get round to next time. I've got some ideas on a certain Vanorian whose name rhymes with stalk, but then again I'm also mad interested in what would've happened to Bielsen, Marek, Hauge, Juul, Kolehmainen, Skye, Kvitchenko, Pekarik... I may have to borrow EEBWEG from Piotr for more than one World Cup at this rate...

Pip pip!

Henrik. x.


Part 1: Kohev Küngas-Vaga
Part 2: Alexsandr van Sorensen
Part 3: Felix Saarinen
Part 4: Jean-Eric Villeneuve
Part 5: Tolgus Tregajorran
Part 6: Lee Sharp
Part 7: Henning Blonqvist
Part 8: Steffan Pekarik
Part 9: Petter Bielsen
Part 10a+b: Niko Marek + Ernesto Farías
Part 11a+b: Zacharias Juul + Mateus Carvalho
Part 12a+b: Timo Skye + 'Laborious Hawk vs Valrauncion'
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Postby Greater Watford » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:59 am

Super League: Bricket Wood FC

The final chapter in the divisions section takes us to the peak of the pyramid, the Super League. This chapter comes from the Brickfield, the home of Bricket Wood FC, a stadium that seats 25’000, which is modest by Super League standards. I arrived in the morning for the interviews to write this chapter, before staying for the matchday experience.

Upon arrival the ground was already a hub of activity. Despite a kickoff time of 5:30pm, there were already TV crews setting up cameras along the sidelines, checking all the systems were working. In the concourses, staff were counting stock, cleaning the ovens and chiller cabinets. On the pitch, the groundstaff were watering the grass, and checking for poor patches. All in all it was impressive seeing the ground behind the scenes, before a big game.

Upstairs in the chairman’s office, I met the man behind the team, Reginald Samuelson. Aged 67, he’s been involved in the club for many years old. Much more of the “old guard” of the chairmen, he is more subtle about his wealth, preferring to conduct business more privately. Indeed, I was impressed that he decided to be interviewed by me for this report. Bricket Wood FC have a fine chairman’s office, I was sitting in a unique carved wooden chair, with Reginald Samuelson opposite me. Along the walls were replicas of each and every kit, and the wall itself was unpainted, left in the style of the bricks that make up the stand.

Finances were a tricky topic of discussion. Traditional values meant that not much was said by Reginald Samuelson. However, common knowledge in the league is a youth player in his first year gets £500 a week, if he makes the bench it’ll increase to at least £2’500 a week in the second year. After a few years, rotation players are on £10’000 a week. Regulars gets £25’000 a week, the star players on each team around £50’000 a week, and the very top players, like Mannetti, Peréz, Harris, etc get £100’000+ per week. This sort of money is hard to imagine for ordinary people, and it can even create tension among players.

Bricket Wood FC hasn’t seen a huge amount of drama with transfers, however Shirely Ortiz (who is in fact male). A dispute over wages saw him publicly announce his intent to leave before his contract expired in 5AU. At the end of 4AU, the Bricket Wood manager, at the time Greg Gallagher was in frantic negotiations over the potential sale of a star player. Then, Watford FC got in contact, with Kyle Kerney complaining about being under paid at the Hornets. The two players ended up swapping, the only money changing hands going to agent fees and extra money lining the players pockets. As Reginald Samuelson said, it’s laughable how money seems to be fluttered away at this level.

The players at this level aren’t afraid to talk about money. Austin Mcferrin, 26, has been a back-up goalkeeper for 8 years. His wages are approximately £9’000 a week. I ask him is that a good wage for someone not often playing “I think so, 2nd choice goalkeepers are underrated, we still have to be as prepared as the main keeper, ready to step in at any point. I play a few games each year, especially in the early rounds of the cup. The team treat me well, so I’m not moving”. I then asked the million pound question, would he take a pay-cut for first team football? “I don’t think so, at the moment I’m still developing, and as a back-up keeper, I prefer to develop in the shadow of a good first-team keeper. Phillip Inoue [first team keeper at Bricket Wood] is a great mentor, and he sees me stepping in his shoes. If I can, then that’s much better than adapting to a whole new system at another club”.

Nevertheless, there are always options. I bumped into a scout, searching for a new keeper. He told me that Austin Mcferrin were on the club’s radar. “We’ve looked at him in some games he’s played, and his skill set would benefit our style of play”. Super League, and now a few Challenge League sides, have a good scouting network that can call on videos to make analysis. The scout in question also wanted to look at him during the warm-up “You can tell small details even from non-playing players, their preferred moves, there athleticism, and general body language, it can be vital information in the transfer market.” Scouts are a common sight, and it’s not rare to see a guy in the stands with a notepad in hand.

Finally, the atmosphere at Super League grounds is unrivalled. 25’000 fans, almost all chanting in unison with one another, creates an almost deafening wall of noise. Every cheer and boo is amplified, and the crowd can really get behind the club. On the pitch, the players can feel this as well, at one point Kyle Kerney waves his arms to hype up the crowd. The fans are an impressive sea of black and white, the colours of the club, many of who wear replica shirts and scarves. For anyone outside of Greater Watford, attending a Super League game really gives you the feel of what a beautiful game football can be in Greater Watford.

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WORLD CUP 72 QUALIFIERS: ABANHFLEFT VS GABBINDON AND THE LIFFAN ISLES

By Malik Qazizadah

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Players of the Abanhfleft women's national football team celebrate Regina Mesbros' injury-time goal. Abanhfleft won the game against Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles 1-0 in what has been described as "the most frustrating match of the century". (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Ulysses Turogo)

IMGORTUR, VERBERGERKINNH, ABANHFLEFT - It was a frustrating game, but in the end Abanhfleft still managed to get the win at home against Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles.

Abanhfleft were odds-on the expected winners of this match, but the expected shower of goals against the team ranked nearly one hundred to two hundred places below Abanhfleft didn't come, and instead audiences had to settle for a 1-0 score that belied the numerous chances that the hosts had against the the visitors.

Darius Fillet began the long and hard journey of keeping his side in the game with a superb save to parry Chelsea Stuart's shot away from the goal. He was called up to action once again just minutes later to deny Alexandra Rousseau.

More disappointment was coming Abanhfleft's way as even Lea Choi and Bella Maynard failed to convert their respective chances; Choi sending her shot way high over the bar and Maynard's free kick being saved by Fillet once again.

In the second half, Abanhfleft didn't let up on the pressure, but still Fillet played spoilsport to them. Once again he tipped Stuart and Rousseau's shots over the bar, and there was a particular moment during the game in which Fillet managed to get a hand on Claire Osgood's header.

Kasper Molak brought on some fresh attackers in the form of Regina Mesbros, Karen Villegas and Raisa Korovina in an attempt to get at least one more goal past the GLI. And the substitutes almost immediately made their presence felt with some shots and attacks on the Gabbindon goal. Fillet got a hand on Villegas' attempt, and Korovina's attempt from distance clipped the wrong side of the post.

But Gabbindon couldn't ride their luck forever, and Mesbros finally got the vital breakthrough when her shot curved towards the lower right corner, denying Gabbindon the chance to tie against Abanhfleft for the second time.

In contrast to Abanhfleft's constant attacks, Gabbindon could barely mount a clear or decisive attack against the Fleftic goal, and a picture of keeper Victoria Carter sitting down in front of her goal watching the game in the other half of the pitch is quickly becoming viral in Fleftic social media.

Abanhfleft goes on the road once again, this time against Sameba, hoping to pull out yet another win against their opponents.

     ABANHFLEFT 1 - 0 GABBINDON AND THE LIFFAN ISLES
MESBROS (90+3')

GABBINDON AND THE LIFFAN ISLES
GK: 01 Fillet
RB: 05 Zarebelevski (Ubalanda - 52' )
RCB: 03 Turner
CB: 06 Uhenzho (Gawsett - 52')
LCB: 02 Durant
LB: 04 Puma (Jevskett - 64')
CDM: 08 Cranning
RW: 10 Swan
LW: 09 Dracassy
CAM: 07 Stone
CF: 11 Ossen
ABANHFLEFT
GK: 01 Carter
RB: 02 Osgood
CB: 03 Jackson
LB: 04 Valentine
RW: 07 Prescott
RM: 05 Maynard (Korovina - 75')
LM: 06 Choi
LW: 18 Azul
CAM: 09 Torres (Mesbros - 75')
RS: 11 Stuart (Villegas - 75')
LS: 10 Rousseau

MATCH STATISTICS
Possession

Abanhfleft: 76%
Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles: 24%
Shots
Abanhfleft: 26 (18 on target)
Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles: 3 (0 on target)
Corners
Abanhfleft: 19
Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles: 2
Fouls
Abanhfleft: 4
Gabbindon and the Liffan Isles: 14

WORLD CUP QUALIFYING GROUP 12 TABLE
P Group 12                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Abanhfleft 10 7 2 1 28 18 +10 23
2 San José Guayabal 10 7 1 2 29 16 +13 22
3 Ko-oren 10 7 0 3 17 7 +10 21
4 New Wolfopolis 10 4 3 3 10 14 −4 15
5 Sameba 10 3 3 4 18 22 −4 12
6 Walkany 10 3 1 6 18 22 −4 10
7 Nurovo 10 1 2 7 10 19 −9 5
8 Gabbindon and The Liffan Isles 10 1 2 7 13 25 −12 5
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The Fallenmark Islands
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Postby The Fallenmark Islands » Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:52 am

Alexsandr van Sorensen was busily going through the recordings he had of the Herons' next opponents and comparing them to the extensive footage he'd acquired of their most recent, nervous, win over Associated Godlands. The news of the other results had filtered through earlier in the day, and the side had known that a win would put them third in the table. The performance had been nervous, perhaps understandably, but they'd got through in the end. Niko Kekkonen, who was growing into his role as the main striker of the side with increasing comfort, had scored both goals in the second half and a rearguard performance to be proud of had dragged the three points kicking and screaming over the line.

The Blue Unit had been loud. Very loud. The Folkstadion was rocking. It was a great experience.

What Alexsandr had enjoyed rather less was the credit that Timo Skye was trying to take for the performance. Sure, he'd done more work with Kekkonen than perhaps anyone else since his arrival at the training camp per Alexsandr's request, but the performance had been a team one, and it was Alexsandr's team. Not that he'd expected someone like Skye to appreciate a team performance. The man had always been a maverick.

As if sensing he was being talked about, Alexsandr noticed the head of Timo Skye bouncing past his office through the window in the door onto the corridor. There was a smugly satisfied grin on his face, and when he noticed Alexsandr in his office, he stopped walking, backtracked a few paces, and waved manically at the window in the doorway.

Alexsandr was concentrating on his tactical assessments, and he tried to ignore Skye. This got a lot more difficult when Skye started knocking frantically. Without looking up, Alexsandr waved his hand in dismissal. Wilfully ignoring this signal, Skye opened the door and stuck his face around it like a small child.

"Hey Sandr, you busy?" he asked with excitement in his voice.

"Very." said Alexsandr curtly, trying his best not to wonder what could have gotten Skye so happy.

"Cool." responded Skye, coming in and closing the door behind him anyway. "I just wanted to show you these."

Alexsandr rubbed his temples before turning around properly. Skye had deposited a pile of luridly coloured sheets of paper onto the table. "What's this?" he asked.

"Business cards." answered Skye smugly.

Alexsandr picked one up hesitantly. "You know business cards tend to be small enough to fit in your wallet, right? Timo, these are huge."

"Yes, well, that's me being clever-" started Skye.

'Oh, joy, Timo SKye being clever, aren't I lucky,' thought Alexsandr, wondering why he'd thought things were bad enough to ask his old insatiable teammate into the training camp in the first place.

"-this way, I've gone against the grain, and mine will always stand out from the crowd!" continued Skye, completely misreading the expression on Alexsandr's face. "I'm going to send them to the FAs of all the nations in the World Cup! And some teams, probably."

"Offering what exactly?" asked Alexsandr, fearing he was going to be dragged into this.

"The same services you asked me to give here! I figured I wasn't under contract here, so, once my favour to you is done I'll make a career of it!" said Skye, almost shouting with happiness. If he'd had a tail, it would have been wagging.

"I... see." said Alexsandr, looking at the leaflet properly for the first time. "Oh, god..."

"I used you as a reference, hope that's okay."

"Thought you might," said Alexsandr, not exactly overjoyed at having been proved right.

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, listen to what I have to offer you today!

My name, is TIMO SKYE. Yes, THE TIMO SKYE
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THIS IS ME!

you may remmber me from scoring shitloads of awsome goals for Polar Islandstates. I am a legend.

"But, why is the great Timo Skye lowering himself to talk to us mere mortals?!" I hear you ask. And you'd be right to ask.

Well, because I have something AWSOME to offer you. Yes! YOU!

Do YOUR Team's results make you do these faces?! Only, not as handsome.
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For just one gargantuan one-off fee made payable into my bank account, you can give your team just a little bit of the TIMO SKYE MAGIC.

For weeks now, I have been a respected and a valued addition to the Fallenmark Islands team of coaching staff, doing my best to inspire the pscyhoclo mental condition of these players. At the personal request of the almost legendary Alexsand van Sornsen, I have helped to TURN AROUND their results. I am hero!

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Now, with the launch of my new firm ^
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"Well?" asked Skye, "What do you think? I designed it myself."

"Yes, I rather thought you had." said Alexsandr, eyeing the typography, if you could call it that.

"Well?"

"Have... have you spoken to Jorgen and Steffan?" asked Alexsandr, almost shaken by what he'd just put his eyes through. For a synaesthete like him, the vibrant screen printed glossy paper was like emotional battery.

"Well, not exactly," admitted Skye with a shrug, "but I figured they're ex-teammates like you, and you asked me in the first place so that more or less means they would ask me if Jorgen had a job. Or if Farfadillis ever had a problem with attacking."

"I see," said Alexsandr, rubbing his temples again, "and you are aware that you've spelt a lot of things wrong. Including my name, actually."

"Oh, have I? Well, it's underneath your picture so that's okay. It's still you."

"Well, I mea-..."

"Plus," continued Skye, "it's not like written English is my strongest subject. I just did it in English to reach more nations, you know? It's a hell of a lot better than my..."

Alexsandr watched with curiosity as Timo searched his mind for the name of a language - any language at all - that wasn't Valhallan or English. "...your geography?" he offered.

"Exactly!" said Skye. "I mean, I never even been to Geograph."

"Quite." said Alexsandr with a raised eyebrow.

"So?" asked Timo again, wide eyed with expectation. "What do you think?"

"You're very happy with yourself here, aren't you, Timo?" asked Alexsandr.

"Yes." he said definitely.

"And you're very proud of this leaflet."

"Business card." corrected Timo.

"Leaflet." insisted Alexsandr.

"Whatever." said Timo with a wave of the hand.

"And there's nothing I can do to persuade you not to do this, is there?" asked Alexsandr.

"Nope." answered Timo happpily.

"Thought not," sighed Alexsandr, "in that case, I think it's great, Timo. Have fun with it."

"Thanks! I will!" grinned Timo, grabbing the pile of paper and bouncing almost all of the way out of the room before turning and looking back. "Oh, you don't have two hundred international air mail stamps I could borrow, do you?"

Alexsandr made a a show of patting down his pockets sarcastically. "Let me see, stamps. Stamps. No, Timo. No I don't. I must have left them in my stamps pocket in my other jacket."

"Oh, that's a shame." said Timo sadly, missing the tone of voice entirely. "Well, anyway. See you later for another session with the team?"

"...I suppose so." said Alexsandr to nobody in particular. Timo Skye had already left the building.

Trying to process what he'd just seen, Alexsandr supposed that at least Skye was happy. A happy Skye, or frankly any variety of Skye that wasn't sulking petulantly as usual, was a productive one, and that was a blessing for the team, he reasoned. Of sorts. He tried to convince himself nothing bad would come of this, and was only moderately succeeding until he realised with a laugh that Skye hadn't included any contact information on the sheet whatsoever. Not that Skye would have considered this a problem. In his head, everyone knew how to get a hold of the great Timo Skye. Nonetheless, Alexsandr chuckled to himself and started drafting an e-mail to Jorgen Hauge and Steffan Pekarik.

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CC: d.eygenroy@tfifa.vu
RE: Timo
Subject: Hey guys, I know we don't normally chat during campaigns, but, just a quick heads-up...
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Postby Gregoryisgodistan » Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:23 am

Gregoryisgodistan War Briefs
STATE PRESS

Bombing of Star United States Continues

Gregoryisgodistan continued to bomb Star United States, continuing to shell SeaShore City and Golden City, killing hundreds more and destroying many buildings. The casualties continue to climb for the Starians. Sadly, 14 airlines were then shot down by the Starian Air Force, killing the pilots. One pilot, while being pursued by the Air Force, managed to crash his plane into a skyscraper in Golden City, leaving a gaping hole and ultimately bringing it to the ground, but killing the pilot. Hundreds to thousands more people were killed in the building collapse and fire, in what proved to be a very deadly attack.

Gregoryisgodistan is celebrating this victory, as thousands of Starians have now been killed and millions of dollars of damage has been caused by these bombs. Lord Almighty Gregory has promised victory on all fronts sooner or later, and as he is God, we believe him. After all, would God ever lie to his own people? Of course not. So clearly victory is guaranteed and the Starians, Guayabalense, Republicans, and others will all be vanquished. Let us worship Lord Almighty Gregory and thank him for this victory.

Gregoryisgodistan Drops Creation Day Prayer Booklets on Holy Republican Empire

The Gregoryisgodistani Air Force has decided that they will take a break from using conventional weapons in Holy Republican Empire in order to allow systems to recover. Rather, in an unconventional move, they dropped 1,000,000 Creation Day prayerbooks from 2014 all over the country in an effort to get the people to convert. These prayerbooks contain prayers such as "Awesome is He", an acrostic song proclaiming attributes of Lord Almighty Gregory for every letter of the alphabet, from Awesome, Blessed, and Creator to Xylocarp-Hating, Your God, and Zealous and everything in between. It also contains the (old) national anthem 24 times, but not the current national anthem as that was adopted after Creation Day 2014. As a new Creation Day prayerbook is made every year, and one would have to be made new this year anyway due to the national anthem, the Gregoryisgodistani Prayer Ministry had a lot of extra copies from last year that they couldn't use, so they decided to give them to the Military to drop on the Holy Republican Empire. Consequently, the major cities of the HRE are now buried in prayer booklets which the people will have to remove, hopefully read, and hopefully accept Lord Almighty Gregory, and not Eye-ee-zus, as their Lord and Savior.

Creation Day, of course, is celebrated every November 5 and marks the anniversary of the day in Year 0000 that Lord Almighty Gregory created the multiverse. Eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing is forbidden for all 24 hours. Rather, the people must spend those 24 hours in constant prayer to Lord Almighty Gregory, pausing every hour to sing the national anthem in accordance with Gregoryisgodistani law. Perhaps now some Republicans will convert and assist in the revolution against Kulseth the tyrant. That is the hope. This is a genius plan by Lord Almighty Gregory and we applaud him and praise him for that.

Power Grid Back to 50 percent power

Gregoryisgodistan's power grid hit a milestone in recovery today as it returned to 50 percent of where it was before following the Guayabalense EMP attack. According to Electric Engineer 9243HASFB, the power grid power should rise to about 75-80 percent of where it was before within a week, then slowly but surely get back to normal capacity within the next few months. In any case, the mandatory conserve power warning is still in effect until the grid gets to 75 percent of where it was before, at which point it will change to an optional conserve power advisory, where citizens will be encouraged, but not required, to conserve power and may use electronic devices normally provided they still function. However, they will be encouraged to unplug them when not in use.

In the words of Lord Almighty Gregory, "This is a great milestone in our recovery. We look to recover more into the future as our production and power grid return to normal levels. We will emerge from this stronger than we were before. I am God, and don't ever forget that, you stupid Guaya Beans. You attacked us and we attacked you. Let's stop this nuclear thing now, Guaya Beans. It's too costly on both sides."
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San Llera
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Postby San Llera » Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:39 am

San Llera Interim Head Coach Marko Vujvic was feeling quite good after his team's 1-0 victory over Viktoria.

For a moment, he forgot his worries about his good friend and normal Head Coach, Jon Lleranerus. Lleranerus was in a coma. Vujvic was enjoying the job, but he hoped to death that Jon would wake up.

Regardless, Vujvic was happy. He had led his team to two straight victories, a feat that San Llera not before been achieved in World Cup Qualifying. Vujvic never considered himself to be arrogant, but he had done a pretty good job with this team. They looked inspired and full of energy in the last two matches. Vujvic never realized how good they could be when they played in this state.

Also, he had just received his new interim-head-coach paycheck, and that made him feel pretty good.

To sum up, Marko Vujvic was in an excellent mood when he got the call.

His mood quickly changed. It was Jon Lleranerus's wife, Rosa. He hoped that it was good news. Her sobbing made it clear that it wasn't.

"Marko...." she said in between sobs. "Jon... he stopped breathing. They tried to revive him but..." From Rosa's sobbing, he knew that their attempts were unsuccessful.

Vujvic tried to offer his condolences. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I can't imagine what it would be like to be in your position." Ms. Lleranerus's sobbing didn't cease.

In reality, Vujvic needed condolences himself. Jon had been a great friend, and Marko could barely imagine life without him.

In the household in which Vujvic had grown up, he was taught that crying was for the weak, and that men don't cry. But Marko Vujvic forgot that. He cried himself to sleep that night.

To be continued...
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Postby Semarland » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:51 am

AN IN DEPTH BIOGRAPHY ON – ANDREAS JANSEN

Andreas Poul Jansen was born in East Melhadt, a suburb on the outskirts of Jansberg, on the 22nd April 1975. Andreas’ grandfather, Karl-Rasmus Jansen, was originally from Lindmark but moved to Semarland in the 1930s. His son, Andreas’ dad, Martin, was born in Lindershadt in 1942 and grew up there. He married Sofia Eriksen (born 1945) in 1971 and Sofia gave birth to Andreas four years later.

Andreas was a keen footballer as his father played for FC Jansberg, back in the amateur league days. Martin played centre-back alongside Jens Kvisten, regarded as one of the best Pre-SFA players ever to play in Semarland. Martin’s first son, Niko, sadly passed away one year before Andreas was born due to health problems, and Martin and Sofia were scared that Andreas may have the same problems, too.

Fortunately young Andreas didn’t and was enrolled in Kvist Academic School, in Jokkqvist, on the outskirts of Jansberg. He was a talented footballer, representing his school and his district (Melhadt-Brunkvost) and was enrolled in FC Jansberg’s Centre of Excellence (Pre-SFA Academy) aged 9, in 1984.

Andreas thought his dreams were over in 1986 when the family had to move to Krsthaven when Martin got a better job there. Luckily though he was signed by Krsthaven and progressed through their academy and was part of the first group of scholars ever to sign scholarship contracts in Semarland in the summer of 1991.

Then U18 manager Karl Pedersen described Andreas as “the best of the bunch” and the most likely to “play for the first team.” In fact, at just 17, in May 1992, Andreas made his Krsthaven debut in the 1-0 win over FC Kolberg. Andreas played a major part in creating the goal, playing a defence splitting pass to Frans Idrisse who crossed in for Johan Flemmensen to head home past he goalkeeper.

Andreas went on to play the last three games of the season and was awarded a professional contract, being the first ever scholar to sign professional terms with one year to go on his scholarship deal. For the 1992/93 season he provided good competition with Sorik Hallen for the right wing spot and was first choice for the U21 side as they won the league and U21 cup in that season.

Then U21 manager Karl Bergheim played Andreas in the centre of midfield in pre-season, summer 1993 and in his words, “looked a natural.” Combining his pace, passing ability and steadily improving tackling skills, Bergheim shaped Andreas to be “the perfect central midfielder” whilst still regaining his ability to play on the wing.

With the retirements of Rasmus Sunde and Frans Idrisse looming, manager Johan Karbruck played Andreas in central midfield for the first team in a pre-season friendly against Yeyjkyavik, which Krsthaven won 2-0. 18 year old Andreas assisted the first goal and got the second himself, with a looping long range effort that is one of probably the best goals of his career.

After Sunde decided to retire at the age of 32 and take up the position of first team coach, Andreas found himself in the starting lineup alternating between central midfield and right wing. After Sorik Hallen was released at the end of the season, the next season (1994/95) saw Jansen mainly play on the right wing after Soren Sykjar was signed from FC Jansberg to play in central midfield.

National team wise, Andreas also made his national team debut in 1993’s friendly against Mrevland, coming on as an 84th minute substitute. He finally began to cement his starting place in the 1994 SHN Cup, playing either in central midfield alongside Andreas Pedersen or on the wing.

Andreas was also utilised in attacking midfield, cementing his reputation as a versatile and creative midfielder. Teams such as FC Jansberg and Eikborg Club began to bid for him, but Krsthaven refused all offers. He stayed at the club until the summer of 1998, when his contract expired, and signed for Eikborg Club on a free transfer.

The move was highly welcomed by the Eikborg supporters and became one of the most high profile transfers at the time. Jansen, having only turned 23 three months earlier, was highly regarded as the future of Semar football both domestically and internationally. FC Jansberg fans were disappointed to miss out on him, especially considering it would’ve cost no money at all.

Andreas continued to be even more successful at Eikborg. Despite not winning a title at all during his eight-year stint in East Semarland, he brought a wealth of creativity to a somewhat lacking midfield. Some fans would argue he almost ruined the system there, seeing as Eikborg won the title in 1997/98 (just before he joined) but have failed to win it since.

Even rival fans began to adore Andreas, with his performances for the national team being second-to-none and the list of clubs interested in his services was rapidly increasing, with FC Jansberg trying to get him to join and Krsthaven even trying to bring him back. But for now, he was quite happy at Eikborg.

After signing a two year contract extension in 2004, Andreas decided he would see out the rest of contract then move on. Despite this, he extended it for one more year in 2005 but was signed by FC Kolberg in 2006 for a then-club record for both teams for 11.5 million pounds.

Now 31, many expected Kolberg to be his last club considering his previous long stints for other teams and Andreas professed his loyalty signing a six year contract running until the summer of 2012. He didn’t win the league with Kolberg, but one thing happened that could make him one of the proudest people in Semarland.

Andreas signed a new three year contract in January 2012 and continued putting in 110% for his current employers. That wasn’t it though – he was selected for Semarland’s first ever World Cup squad. Finally, new SFA President Yemi Appiah-Jansen had entered Semarland into a WCC event (and later, a UICA event) as Semarland made their mark on the international stage.

Andreas was in the squad for WC70 too but called time on his magnificent 25-year playing career in which he racked up over 1000 appearances for club and country. Following WC71, he was appointed manager of Semarland’s national team for the Cup of Harmony.

Unknown to some, Andreas actually had prior managing experience. Late on in his FC Kolberg career, due to his age, he was seen more of a rotation player despite being loved by fellow players, staff, and fans. He saw this time to take coaching badges and was appointed both player-first team coach and temporary U21 manager.

Some might think that just because he had one job and won all the games (12 out of 12) he shouldn’t be national team manager, but SFA President Yemi Appiah-Jansen clearly knew he had a managing talent as well and look now, Semarland are 2nd in their qualifying group with a few games left to go.
Whatever may happen, Andreas Jansen is certainly someone who can be the in the Semar Hall of Fame.



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Postby HopNation » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:06 am

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I’m in a state of relief now that I was able to get that last message out and it was not interrupted by any of our government’s security protocols. I am still a bit leery that I will never be able to return home after deploying that information to the masses but at this point I don’t much care. I’m just glad that I am not the only one to know our governments plans to develop some sort of elite army and that. I am very disappointed that our successes in the footballing world were due to non-human athletes performing for our great nation, which I also fear will have an extremely negative impact on us as a sporting nation. We as a nation can only hope that our current athletes, the real athletes, continue to do their best in whatever situation they are given. I can only guess that it will be harder and harder for our teams when we travel as I foresee this as fuel for our oppositions fan bases to use when cheering against us. We haven’t had a home match since my information was released so we’ll see how that goes in the coming days.

Onward we must go and I hope to bring you even more assuming my transmissions are not blocked in the future. For now it’s World Cup Qualifying time.


Match 10
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Score: Kumb 1 – 0 Hops
Hops form: 3
Next Match: vs Krytenia (7-1-2)
Expected Outcome: Loss
Our last match was against a nobody in a team from Kumbhalgarh and as someone once put it they sound almost like something that a player from Bears Armed would spout out. The team looked good during warmups, however their demeanor was very poor after the prior two losses. This clearly showed in the first 10 minutes of the game as the squad gave up three corners and two direct fee kicks in very dangerous positions. Subanos did well to muffle the Kumbhalgarh crowd with save after save and kept our failing Hops in the match for almost its entirety. In the waning moments of the first half our side looked to be getting a little life when Pheir moved the ball through the midfield with ease and found Pech making a great run through the defensive gaps. However as Pech received the ball and moved into the attacking third he was given no support from his teammates and was forced to dribble. He maintained possession for nearly 2 full minutes before being dispossessed and the attack ended. At that point the life drained back out of our squad and the half ended 0-0.

The second half was more of the same as the Hops could not square things away with their efforts or attitudes in this match. There were even a few moments where some of our players argued with each other over a simple throw in and who would take it, the ref eventually stepped in and gave Rothrothther and Myer each a yellow for shoving one another, something I had never seen in all my years.

Midway through the second half some more player discontent allowed the Kumbhalgarh forward a considerable amount of space at the top of the box and he would not be denied as he took just two touches and wacked the ball home past a stunned Subanos. From there the Hops simply seemed to give up with the exception of about three players; Subanos, Droimpol, and Schytaing. With nearly 10 minutes left Subanos ventured out of his area to join Droimpol in the midfield area, while at the same time Schytaing dropped back to show the forward support he has done so many times. The three of them maintained complete possession as they made the opposition look silly with missed tackles and poor decisions. Then with just 1 minute left the three pushed forward with their possession and as they passed back and forth some space opened up near the top of the box. Droimpol played the ball square to Subanos, who instead of seeing the wide open Schytaing in a perfect position to lock things up at 1s decided to shoot first time. Well let’s just say it’s a good thing Subanos is in our goal and not a forward as his shot from direct center almost made it out for a throw.

The game would end moments later and the Hops were sent packing with their third loss in as many games and little to no hope of making it out of this qualifying cycle.

Here’s to hoping, no matter how unlikely it may be that they can pull off a miracle and win out the rest of their games.

Until next time,
RG

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Postby Nassau-Hessen » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:12 am

Roper Comes Up Stellar
The Goaltender Blanks the 'Slavians for the First Time
Audioslavia 0–0 Nassau
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It was as if the Hessen were looking in a mirror with a more successful Slavic self on the mirror end. Height, defensiveness, even the adeptness of counter-attacks; these all were all concerningly prevalent in each teams method of play. The main points of disparate nature were kit color and history (of which was far more extensive for the Audioslavians, hence meriting their formidability). This difference was so great, so conclusive, that the Eagles nearly renounced hope whence approaching the (unmatched in every 90' in the qualifiers up to that point) Bulls for the match, expecting a quick and painless loss before moving on to more urgent 2nd place affairs (I mean, come on. They referred to us as a freaking top 100 ranked banana peel! Ouch, just ouch.). The 2nd place slot was ripe for the picking, but one must swallow this pill first before returning to the land of an unrostered non-top 300 team threatening for a playoff berth known as Group 5: The Not-So Audioslavians. Pain must justify the success of a team, and the Hessen would go through such here...but Sandy Roper would not stand for it. Their perfect qualifier must wait.

Sandy Roper was getting ready for the opportunity of his life. He never thought he'd live to face such a supergiant, never. But now was his time, now was the moment he's been waiting for. For the glory of Nassau, he was chosen by the gods of football to annihilate all shots and scoring opportunities in Their name, he was to give it his absolute all. The whistle sounded, and the ball was kicked off. Both teams, unused to offensive play, got off to an awkward start of half-hearted offensive volleys. Led by the primary forwards of each team (Blanco Chubbs and Ronda Judit Styrn, respectively), few shots were made, no threat to either goalkeeper. During the meantime, some attendees could have sworn they saw the two opposing goalkeepers staring their adversary down. This was a rather comical affair, as Roper was far shorter and even more lanky (despite the short height) than the towering Sean Patterick. It took an entire quarter of the game for the Hessen strikers and midfielders to amass enough confidence and credence in each other of persevering to full-heartedly go onto the attack. That was the first mistake. Nearly immediately, the far superior Bulls swiped the ball and formed a counter-attacking formation. Even Rumble, Brandybuck, and Bracegirdle could not keep up with the expertly executed reversal. A goal seemed imminent until *clink*...Roper made an amazing diving save to keep play alive...only to go to #11 Aitor Jovellanos from Apox. Then, the impossible happened again: Ropers extended leg caught the juicy rebound shot...merely to let another wide open-netted rebound go straight to Styrn. Yet another stuffing was made, and this time he held on. The Nassauite assembly were on their feet in awe and ovation, for Sandy Roper had just made the best save(s) of Nassau's international footballing career. The rest of the half passed by uneventful with a few rogue shots here and there, and like the past match, Chubbs and Zarambaga were conceded to Sandybanks and Danderflaugh for an all-out defensive approach. Nassau had the Audioslavian offense-men stumped, and the Eagles would like that to remain in such a manner.

The second half dawned upon the Audioslavic pitch, as both teams set out anew to bump heads and tackle for balls. Sandy knew now, more than ever, that great opportunity was around him. Greatness, if not already upon him, was at hand. Audioslavia was in no rush or anxiety to take a lead, as they have went through various of these miniature glimpses of hope in their opponents. All of them, of course, did end with the Bulls triumphant, but every hopeful would seem to forget this characteristic heading into the later stages. Despite this, Nassau, proud as ever, paraded into the offensive zone, nearly deserting their end of the field save a few defenders. Sandybanks was even primed to score once hadn't it been for a smart deflection by the body of Captain Frantzko Intxausti. Eventually, when the defense was passing amongst themselves, one amiss pass resulted to be the second fatal err of the Hessen. Styrn once again stole, and went for it all at the 71st minute. Roper, in the game of his life, stuffed the ball before a shot could be made. Frustration began to set in for the Bulls, as they began to show their darker, offensive side. For twenty minutes did the Nassauite defense (finally assisting poor Roper's desperate cause) and the Audioslavian whole spar. During this fray were Blaise Tworidge and midfielder Gaiza Omoexevarria yellow carded in 82' for nearly instigating a fracas. Shot after shot were fired at the net, and each successively more difficult to stop. Yet Roper held steadfast and did just that. The match finally drew to a close, Audioslavia was finally matched.

It appears as though matches can only heighten in post-qualifier vitality. Nova Anglicana, after being upset by Royal Prussia, was upset anew (this time by the very Kings Own that the Eagles disposed of twice). The Lions have had such bad luck that the Eagles have tied them in points for 2nd place. Yes, readers, you did read that correctly. Nassau, after all of the first half strife, are now tied in points for 2nd place against the Nova Anglicana Lions. Hence it is only appropriate that the head-to-head decider between the two parties and the potential go-ahead win for either roster is on the next match-day. Even after that the matches merely magnify. Greater Watford is on the horizon at home. This game could give the Hessen a chance to go-ahead if the Lions are tied, a chance to pull away if the Nassauites overcome the Anglicans, and could serve as a last chance against another suitor for spot #2 should the Eagles succumb to the Roar of Nova Anglicana. The next two games will be polemically crucial for Nassau's immediate football future. The stakes have never been higher. In other news, the basement three (Royal Prussia, Arcantova, and Maretta) are at risk of near certain elimination should the Nassau v. Nova Anglicana result be a win for either squad. Audioslavia also clinched at minimum a playoff spot (since either the Eagles or the Lions have to draw or lose points, Audioslavia is safe from one, if not both of them), and an imminent group clinching to come with one more meager point to earn. Greater Watford is struggling, but a triumph over the Pruski's keeps them within a victory of Nova and NAS, they're still definitely in the picture. Meanwhile, Bacclieu has miraculously gotten to within 5 points of 2nd place. Two wins from any of the Beltane teams for the rest of the qualifiers is highly likely to rid of this minor threat, but it is still awe-striking that they've gotten this far. In short: Nassau Eagles v Nova Anglicana Lions @ Londinium. Don't miss it!


Match-Day #: v./@ NATION...Away Stadium (Score)

Match-Day 1: v. Prusy Krolewskie (W 4-1)
Match-Day 2: @ Arcantova...Adapolf Stadium (W 1-0)
Match-Day 3: v. Audioslavia (L 1-4)
Match-Day 4: v. Nova Anglicana (L 3-5)
Match-Day 5: @ Greater Watford...TBA (W 1-0)
Match-Day 6: v. Maretta (L 2-4)
Match-Day 7: @ Bacclieu...TBA (L 1-2)
Mid Break Day: Break
Match-Day 8: @ Prusy Krolewskie...Stadion Heinemeyer (W 2-0)
Match-Day 9: v. Arcantova (W 3-2)
Match-Day 10: @ Audioslavia...TBA (T 0-0)
Match-Day 11: @ Nova Anglicana...Londinium
Match-Day 12: v. Greater Watford
Match-Day 13: @ Maretta...Dorchester Field
Match-Day 14: v. Bacclieu

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Postby Bears Armed » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:29 am

(Previously…)

The scene: a conference-room within the Confederal Police HQ at Council Groves.
The time: shortly before noon, on the day immediately after the Bear-Belles’ second qualifying match against Krytenia.

People present:
Jharrge Gentt’hlee, Detective Chief Superintendent, head of the Criminal Investigations Division for this part of the country.
Inspector Gorse, Detective Chief Inspector, who has a good reputation for solving murder cases.
Morross o Bardenn, Inspector, responsible for uniformed police patrols in the area including Plumtrees Park.
Birrian o RedRose, a senior official from the ‘Hall of The Strangers’ (i.e. the ‘Foreign Ministry’)
Karra True, a shabear from the Great Medicine Society, currently attached to this department as an ‘Arcanist’ (i.e. specialist in dealing with any supernatural aspects of their cases)
Merrina Grey, a Press Officer.

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(o RedRose) “And the clerk to whom that message originally came realised that this was could potentially be a rrrather serious matter — we don’t want foreigners to start thinking that we might maybeso be as dangerous a place to visit as Gregoryisgodistan is, for example, just think hwhat that would do to the Tourism industry — and brought it straight to me. After this meeting I’ll appoint somebody suitable to act as a liaison officer between our departments about this matter.”

(Gentt’hlee) “Hrright.
“Now, Arcanist True, I gather that you are reporting here not only for your own section but also for the
forensic labs?”

(True) “Ayyuh, sir. We’re still waiting on the rresults of a detailed autopsy, because of needing to set paw on a pathologist who specialises in Human fatalities — unfortunately the best bear for the job is off on a fishing holiday somehwhere in the eastern Northlands, and rather out of touch — but preliminary studies of the victim don’t show any fresh injuries… Well, not ones that could clearly be differentiated from the rresults of being burnt like that, anyhows.
“There were no signs of a struggle at the site hwhere the body was found, and no obvious marks of rrestraints on the body neither, so at present we are suggesting that the victim was actually killed or at least subdued somehwhere else, instead, and then brought to that site in a condition that meant he couldn’t defend himself
after arriving there. The scenes-of-crime crew gathered various bits of potential trace-evidence, but nothing except for fire and the victim’s own cloths that can definitely be tied in to last night’s events yet: You know how popular Plumtrees Park is, and that enclosure had accumulated quite a bit of wind-blown debris since it was fenced-off.
“One thing that the techs definitely
have identified in the material from the fire, though, is the remains of what seem to have been a number of rubber chickens, probably around eight-and-four of them bearing in mind the relative locations of those rresidues around the pyre…”

(Gorse) “Urrgah!
“Some sort of attempt at making an offering to Margaret, you think? Does the
Arcane evidence support that possibility?”

(True) “Ayyuh, it does, as I’ll explain hwhen I get to that stage, and there’s one more piece of non-Arcane evidence pointing in that direction too: Several parts of the victim’s remains had the residue of some kind of sticky material on hwhat was left of their skin, and analysis reveals that this was melted rubber as well. Too much of it to be just the residue from more ‘chickens’, unless he was absolutely buried in them, and we’d surely have seen more clear evidence of their presence if that had been the case: So far, it looks as though the killers had actually coated the body in rubber, somehow, before they placed it on the fire.”

(Morross) Bear-on-a-stick!
“Are you saying that somebearry tried to up the chances of winning
Margaret’s support for the Belles during hwhat's left of the qualifiers by offering her a 'RUBBER KRYTIE' ?!?
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Postby Ko-oren » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:41 am

Bogdan Antonescu's Five Goal Start

In with the new, out with the old. Barely 24 hours after the firing of Darius Fitzpatrick, the Union FA announced the signing of new head coach Bogdan Antonescu, all the way from Furellum. Antonescu will spend his time with the Ko-orenite NT for the rest of the qualification stage, calling the shots in collaboration with the current assistants. His baptism of fire came against Sameba, in Talsheer, Polaris as a home game for the Union.

The 23 were visibly happy to see the change of pace and as a result they were all a step ahead of their opponents. The Union scored 5 goals and conceded two, but all things considered that's a better start than most head coaches have had!

Antonescu will join a short list of head coaches: Maximilian Middleton, Alizarin Lelantos, Pet Rilasthaunden, Darius Fitzpatrick, Bogdan Antonescu. Middleton started the team, Lelantos carried us to our first Cup of Harmony, Rilasthaunden carried us to our first World Cup, Fitzpatrick was the first to get fired instead of just running out of contract, and Antonescu will be the first bovine to be in charge of the national team.

In his first match, the new head coach left much untouched: 5-4-1, with two defensive mids and two wingers. The counterattack. But then again, how much can one change in a day or a week? Macedo started on goal, with Aoki and De Jong as fullbacks. Centrally we saw Davenport, Juliasterinthen and Rodriguez. In front of them Bagaurunir as a true defensive mid with Heilyn for the passes, and Eregrent with Millet on the wings. Leroux started her first game this World Cup qualification stage, even though she appeared in eight out of ten games so far overall.

In the fourth minute, Millet sped past her defender, all alone on the left side. She took a fraction of a second to see what her chances for a cross were: Two Sameba players guarding Leroux, Eregrent dashing into the box, Heilyn and Bagaurunir waiting for any ball that could come their way around 25 metres from the goal. Millet wanted to reach Eregrent with a low cross, but instead decided that the goalkeeper was dangerously far from goal, so she opted for a direct shot on goal: 1-0. The 19,000 Polarians in the Talsheer stadium went crazy: soccer might not be the biggest sport in Talsheer, but it is one of the largest cities of the Union so even here you would find fans of any sport. That said, only 19,000 showed up. Eregrent doubled the lead in the 12th minute: he passed in to Leroux, who immediately mirrored the ball back at him. The winger now had some free space to look for a target: the area immediately right to the goalkeeper. His shot from 18 metres out was impossible to even get a hand on: 2-0.

The regular rules now say that Ko-oren take a breather and wait for whatever Sameba brings to the table, to try to catch them on the counterattack. Instead, and this must have been the one thing Antonescu had a hand in in his first week, Eregrent and Millet kept looking for a break up front, Leroux stayed in position to receive any kind of pass she could get to, and Heilyn remained on Sameba's half for the rest of the first half. After two dangerous shots by Leroux, Sameba scored a lucky goal from far out (2-1), but before the half was over it was the Dragonflies with the last crucial moment. Heilyn sent a long pass to Leroux, but her defender completely misjudged the pass and now Leroux only had the keeper to beat: 3-1.

In the second half, Leroux was replaced by Sutherland, and Bahvahnin and Iorweth replaced Juliasterinthen and Rodriguez in defence. Bahvahnin's first play in front of his home audience was to get booked for talking to the referee, but at least Bahvahnin only received more support from the Talsheer fans as a Polarian. In the 78th minute, Sameba sought the long ball and once it ended up at a teammate. Some errors on the defensive end later, the score was 3-2 and the game looked about as close as the narrow wins over Walkany or Gabbindon and the Liffian Isles. In the dying minutes of the match, Sutherland decided the game himself with a free kick (4-2) and a volley off of a poor defensive header (5-2).

Overall performance: B+ - The team had a new head coach to get used to. Scoring five in his first game is a great way to show your support.

Defending set pieces: B- - It was alright and no goals were conceded off of free kicks or corners, but there were some tense moments where better positioning would have made everything so much easier. Case in point: the 60th minute corner series, leading to four consecutive corners for Sameba.

Attacking set pieces: A - Well, with Sutherland, we'll give it an A, without him, it would have been a C+ at most. Sutherland scored the free kick, but before that there was not much to get excited about. All of the corners that did end up at a Union player were after the 73rd minute - after the sub.

Defence overall: D- - Conceding two is just way too much. Admittedly they were lucky goals.

Attack overall: B - We don't score five every day, but even then the positioning was off and the passing percentage of 74% is so low mainly due to bad risky passes behind the Sameba defence.
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Postby Sargossa » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:13 am

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Defeats & Wobbles & Sackings, Oh My


Mario Najar reports;

It wasn’t that long ago that a home win over Tumbra kept Sargossa breathing right down the neck of those pesky Dreamed Realm Divas at the top of Group 14. The outlook was hugely positive, with upcoming fixtures against nations well below the Corsairs in the world rankings. Surely it was all plain sailing until the tricky trip to Jeruselem on matchday twelve? Surely? Well, no, as it turned out.

The United North States, know them? Nah, why would you? They’re ranked some three hundred places back, have just a single win to their name in this campaign and were knocked over relatively comfortably in Soluca during the second round of qualifiers. A repeat performance was less expected, more assumed. That was until a mere twelve minutes in when fallback Hectór Ibarra played a loose pass across his own penalty area. The home side weren’t awake enough to capitalise but it did result in a strongly worded tirade from José Antonio Caro. Ibarra, of Ciudad Soluca, clearly felt aggrieved at being so chastened by someone on the books of city rivals Sportivo and the two had to be separated by their teammates. Both got a stern telling off from captain Guillermo Lucena but the recriminations didn’t stop there as the Darmeni referee decided he’d seen enough to send both players off.

With half his defensive unit dismissed and three quarters of the match still to play a clearly fuming Elías Carrasco was forced into changes. But the nine men could do little to stop The United North States taking advantage through sheer weight of numbers. Substitute Germán Sauseda did reveal just a glimpse of a glimmer of hope when he halved the deficit but the damage had already been down as the Corsairs went down to a humbling defeat. The only positive that could be gleaned was a similar shock defeat for playoff rivals Jeruselem in Tumbra.

The squad had barely touched down back home before they were summoned en-masse to the Football Federation Headquarters, where FFS President Gustavo Nadal proceeded to tear into each and every one of them, branded the whole unit a national embarrassment and announced that the training camp ahead of the game against Omerica would be a much more spartan affair than usual.

The game against Omerica also provided the perfect opportunity to bounce straight back with three points to keep some kind of pressure on the top seeded Holy Empire. Naturally it didn’t happen. And this time there was no referee to blame nor any unusual circumstances to explain away a second turgid result. Merely Omerica turned up and did what so many plucky underdogs have done before, they outplayed their higher ranked hosts to the tune of four goals to two. Once again a reckoning followed the match, with FFS Director of Elite Football Leandro González swiftly dispensing with the services of the national side’s defensive coach Germán Moya. Moya’s position had been under scrutiny for a while, following a run of unimpressive defensive performances and the Omerica barrage proved too much.

Remember when The Holy Empire led the group on goal difference? Now it’s six points. Remember when Jeruselem were seven points behind? Now it’s four points. It’s all a bit of a wobble, a wobble which San Llera will be looking to take full advantage of when the qualification campaign gets back underway.
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Postby Audioslavia » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:40 am

"...is just a typical way for Kjeligstedi people to bathe"

*cue chimp-like laughter from the audience*.

"But now, it's time to put a Celebrity in our Reasonably-Priced Cabriolet. Our guest this evening... is a woman, but not an ordinary, common or garden or kitchen woman. This woman has won enough gold and silverware in her career to fill a small dishwasher. She would put her medals on a shelf but, being that she's female and lives alone, she's no-one to put shelves up for her. Oh, and she once laid claim to being the second best footballer... endur weurld. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Ronda Judit Styrn!

There's a big applause from the studio audience, whom are arranged in a semi-circle around the presenter. For some reason, everyone in the front row is attractive, blonde and female. The uglier members of the crowd appear to have been pushed to the back. Ronda wonders whether there are even any women beyond that front row. She is gently prodded in the back by a man wearing an overly large set of headphones, and before she can turn round and floor him she finds the curtain in front of her drawn, revealing her to the masses of braying idiots. She plasters on a smile, waves, and tries not to think about what a stupid idea this was.

In front of her, there stood Jeremy Jaffacake. At least, that's who she'd been told it was. Jeremy was barely recogniseable from the wizened old man who she'd met on occasion for press appearances. She couldn't tell whether it was plastic surgery, or something a little more supernatural, but Jeremy no longer looked like a 280 year-old pretending to be a 70 year-old, and now looked like a 65 year-old pretending to be a 45 year-old. It was... odd. Nevertheless, here he was, resplendent in a brown shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes, in full-on smart-cazh mode. Like how you'd expect a politician to be photographed on a Sunday.

Jeremy shook Ronda's hand warmly, accepting Ronda's overly firm handshake with a wince and a knowing smile, as if accepting that he deserved it. Jeremy, known for being a raving xenophobe, had nevertheless been on the record in previous years about the positive aspects of immigration, multiculturalism and freedom of movement across borders, as well as for equality of pay/rights for women, transfolk and the like. That he now appeared to despise anyone under 40 and/or not male and rich was either an ironic satire of the Full Throttle audience or a side-effect of whatever process he had used to look 'younger' for TV. Ronda knew already that Jeremy was a fan of hers, what with being Audioslavia's top striker and all that, but the fact that she was, well, a 'she', as well as small and black and under forty and not exactly respectful to older generations, made her wonder about how she was going to be treated.

"So, Ronda, I was going to put my hair into cornrows today but apparently I'm not allowed to do that.."

Ah. it was like that, was it? The Audioslavian media had recently been fighting with itself over whether or not white people could braid their hair without it being some kind of cultural appropriation. Ronda, of course, had been utterly silent about the issue, choosing the 'who the hell cares?' route. Now, however, she was on the spot.

"I think it'd suit you. Just need a grill and a pair of converse and we'd complete the look" said Ronda. "I'm not rising to that sodding bait" was the unmistakeable small-print.
"I don't know" said Jeremy, "I don't like the idea of being harassed by small, frizzy-haired white people about 'culturally appropriating' another culture" said Jeremy. The bunny-ears were almost palpable.
"Depends" said Ronda, with a shrug. "I put my hair in corn rows because heading a ball with a six foot afro isn't easy. It keeps it neat and out of the way. If you did it to your hair to make it easier to put on a racing helmet without messing up your hair, that'd be fine. If you did it because you liked how it looked, that's okay. If you're doing it because you wanted to make some kind of statement, or appeal to a certain audience, or because you want to be 'cool', or because it's an 'in' thing, then obviously that's ridiculous. It's all about the attitude, not the act"

"And it's like go-faster-stripes for your head" said Jeremy, ignoring all of Ronda's attempts to be reasonable. "That's why you're so fast, isn't it?"
"No, that's stupid" said Ronda, "I'm fast because I'm black"
"Ah, but.. er.."
"You should black up next time you do a lap" said Ronda, "Put yourself in an ill-fitting suit and hold a really small guitar. You'll be like greased lightning"
"I'm not sure I could get away with that" said Jeremy, "how am I supposed to drive while holding a mandolin?"
"How am I supposed to be play football while carrying a vagina?" said Ronda, "we all have problems"
"How does that work, anyway" said Jeremy, regaining his composure and making a concerted effort to stop talking about minstrels. "You're a young woman in a dressing room full of young men. Surely you have seperate dressing rooms?"
Jeremy knew that Ronda knew that Jeremy knew the answer to the question. Ronda also knew that Jeremy knew Ronda wouldn't feel embarassed answering it. She perceived it as a small olive branch from the old Audioslavian.
"Everyone knows the drill" said Ronda, "and the new players are updated on what 'the drill' is by the older players when they come through the ranks"
"And what is this 'drill'? Is it 'look away when Ronda is getting changed'? Do they have to do twenty press-ups if they look at you naked?"
"No, it's actually an actual, physical drill."
"Oh"
"We borrowed it from McPahan. They use it to change tyres. I use it to threaten anyone who makes a comment about me. Anyone says the wrong thing and I take the drill and I put it inside them and turn it on"
"Aren't there rules about players screwing players?"
a guffaw from the audience
"I find that the person armed with an industrial strength drill tends to make the rules"
"What if it's a factory that makes drills. Who makes the rules there?"
"The guy with the biggest drill. Just like life"
"So why aren't you captain of the national side?" said Jeremy. "Why do you let Frantzko Intxausti tell you what to do?"
"Well, that's a good question" said Ronda, "truth is, Frantzko knows what he's doing, and he's seen it all. He probably knows I respect him too much to turn his insides into auskal-pate."
"Have you ever actually used the drill on anyone?"
"Did you ever wonder what happened to Brodie Juez's international career? He told me I had 'a nice shape considering I was so athletic'"
"But surely that's a nice thing to say?"
"Not to a team-mate it isn't"
"You don't like men?"
"Love them" said Ronda, maintaing eye contact with Jeremy, giving him the sort of look that says 'I get so many people asking if I'm gay every day because of what I do, the mere idea that you could offend or embarass me is hilarious'. "Plenty of footballers around who I'd drill for real. Just not while I'm busy thinking about how to drill a bunch of foreigners on a football field"

There was really, honestly, no way of making Ronda Styrn blink. If Ronda was honest with herself, she didn't exactly 'like' putting up this 'front' for people. It was tiring, but such was the attitude towards gender in Audioslavian society that there wasn't a point in her lifetime where it would conceivably become unneccesary. Ronda, at heart, was more relaxed and respectful than her matte veneer suggested.

"So, the injury.." said Jeremy, finally changing the subject. "You're out for a good twelve months, I hear?"
"Aye. No more Audioslavia games for me until the finals, that's if I get selected"
"How could they leave out Ronda Styrn? Especially with your barganing drill?"
"Easily, if I haven't had any match practice for a year. Plenty of guys champing at the bit for the opportunity."
"And how does your club feel about letting you risk life and limb in our reasonably-priced chevrolet?"
"1830 Cathair? Well I'm near the end of my conract and they know I won't be playing for them again this season, so either they agree to lose me for free or they give me another contract. We'll see"
"And how about we see Ronda's lap?" said Jeremy, leaning over at the audience. There was another ape-like cheer from the crowd. Ronda noticed a large scoreboard being wheeled out onto the stage. On the scoreboard, at the top, was Alec Lund's lap. Lund, the reigning WGPC world champion, had recorded a time of one minute forty-one dead. A couple of random Audioslavian celebrities were also on the board, but neither had gone quicker than a minute fifty-five. Ronda knew she probably wouldn't be troubling Lund's time, but there was no way she'd be settling for less than second.

The TV screen was turned on. A small, white Beta-Juliet Networker appeared on screen, containing within it a young driver in a white helmet. The car sped forward, wheels screaming, before the camera cut to an image of Ronda in the car, eyes wide open, brow furrowed, concentrating fully on what she was doing.

"Sportsmen do tend to do better at this than regular people" said Jeremy, "let's have a look at how you go through turn one... hmmm.. not bad, a little aggressive which can slow you down... and now the right-hander at Chicago, nice, not bad, plenty of speed through to Hammerhead, ooh a poof of smoke from the wheels, braking, round the corner, not bad.... this actually looks quite fast, it's like you're weaving through Starblaydi defenders as we go through the final corners... skidding through, almost sideways there! well recovered, round to Gambon, on the grass... and across the line"

chimp applause

"So, Ronda, I see you're leaning forward"
"It's a comfortable fucking wait to sit. You can't tell me that it's somehow indicative of how excited I am and expect me and everyone at home to trust the psychology skills of an armchair twat"
"Not even a regular twat?" asked Jeremy, "just an 'armchair' one?"
"You can't even twat properly" said Ronda, smiling. Jeremy smiled back.
"Your lap, Ronda...."
"Yes.."
"You're leaning forward even more now"
"Get on with it"
"Is one minute...."
"..."
"forty...."
"that's quick!"
"i haven't finished yet. One minute forty nine point five. Good enough for second place, well done Ronda"

Ronda couldn't stop herself from punching the air. Take that, celebrities.

NS Celelbrity in a Reasonably-Priced Cabriolet Leaderboard
1: 1:41.0 - Alexander Lund (AUD), WGPC World Driver's Champion
2: 1:49.5 - Ronda Judit Styrn (AUD) - Audioslavian footballer
3: 1:55.5 - Stelling Whitely (KRY) - TV Gameshow host
4: 1:55.8 - Buster Jieber (AUD) - Pop singer

Users are free to RP an appearance on the show. The show, named Full Throttle is a version of RL BBC show Top Gear. The presenter, Jeremy Jaffacake, is playing the role of Jeremy Clarkson for the show. If you RP an episode of the show, play the Jeremy character as more like Clarkson than Jaffacake, unless you're familiar with the Jaffacake character.

You are free to make up your own lap-time. Any attempt to make a non-racing-driver go quicker than Alec Lund will be met with laughing and pointing and ignore cannons.

Remember to update the leaderboard at the end of your post.
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Postby Vilita » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:09 pm

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VILITA NIX RATINGS

Vilitan Football Association remove Player Ratings from record


ALIKKI-CORRA, VILITA :: The Vilitan Football Association announced earlier today what many had predicted was coming for a long time. No longer would the Vilitan Football Association, and the Vilita national team, use a players Average Performance rating at the National Team level to factor in to that players future selectability for National Team fixtures.

The system, first introduced during World Cup 58, has always been a hot-button issue in the Tropics. Initially implemented to do just the opposite - that is, remove subjectivity from the player selection process, add transparency and give staff and fans alike something to point at for justification as to why one player had been chosen over another, eventually derailed into yet another point of contention for bickering after any Vilitan result.
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Former Strike FC & Vilita National Team star Kadi Molali

What made matters worse was allegations that some shady bookmakers and possible opposition representatives like those crummy hat-snatches from Audioslavia or the stones-throw away-ers in Cyan had influenced Vilitan pundits and officials to over-rate poor performing Vilitan players to increase their odds at being selected in future, more important matches.

While no actual evidence was ever presented that any kind of ratings influence was actually taking place, the Vilitan Football Federation has as of today taken proactive steps to ensure that such activity is weeded out and has no opportunity to influence the Vilitan National Team in the future.

While pundits will still be allowed to rate individual player performances in their match reports, summaries and other press related materials, these ratings will no longer be verified by the Vilitan Football Federation nor aggregated and published with the official National Team roster information.

During the time of Ratings Aggregation, current Vilita National Team and Marine Coast United defender Endur Rotropii had the highest career average performance rating amongst players with more than 50 caps, an Average Rating of 7.46. The highest overall average rating was that of Amarini Baracelv who in 37 career caps amassed an average performance rating of 7.79. However, due to the underlying whispers of ratings inflation, many don't put the high average performance ratings of the current crop of players on the same level as those achieved by some of the older generations. Long Time Strike FC defender Kadi Molali's 7.19 Average rating with over 150 National Team appearances is generally regarded as the top number. For goalkeepers, no surprise, Nycflala Kater had the highest average rating, and for midfielders, it was Jomar Hulyer for the elders, and Purapal Eskiyy for the youngsters at 7.41. Overall ratings for forwards were a bit lower, with Nili Ylimaiina narrowly edging out Yves Gadois for the highest all-time performance rating amongst Vilitan attackers

Only time will tell if new metrics will be devised to rate and compare Vilitan National Team players, or, if the age old subjective selection process will dig its heels in for good this time in the Tropics.

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Postby Chiata » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:11 pm

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Suns Back on Track


Chiata was in a very bad position at the onset of Matchday 10. They had lost two games straight off of the mid-qualifying break. The loss to Pasarga was expected, some were even surprised that Chiata lost by a single goal. It has been quite a while since Chiata has lost by more than one goal. Anyway, what came as a shock to many was the loss to Vangaziland. It was a horror to watch for the home spectators in Gulf Stadium. The score may have been 1-0, but the game wasn't as close as the score suggested. It seemed the Suns just didn't have their heart in the game, so they lost. Imagine the locker room after that one. Anyway, there was a lot of pressure on the Suns to get something together as they travelled home to host Gnejs. Chiata had already dropped to third, so they needed to play catch up and regain the playoff position.

The game started predictably enough, with both sides probing the opposition. Chiata and Gnejs both had a staunch defensive mentality, so for most spectators this would have been dreadfully boring. However, Chiatans love a good defensive showing, and presumably Gnejs fans do as well. Stewart started off the attacking for the home side with a solo dive through the defense. Bjørneboe read the situation perfectly and timed his tackle to poke the ball away. The ball skidded over to Andersson who quickly cleared the danger. Gnejs soon built up some steam and an attack formulated. Wiijk found some open space and Pemberton connected with him. Eastep scrambled to challenge, and in doing so allowed for Lennartson to meander his way into the box, unmarked. Wiijk quickly made for the pass but out of nowhere, Truex dove in and scoped the ball away. A risky move indeed, but it stopped the chance. The clock was soon approaching 45 and neither side had much to show for it. Carroll organized attack through a few yelled commands, and Chiata was off again. Pearlman, with the ball, danced past Lennartson and ran down the flanks before colliding with Kjeller. The official blew the whistle and a free quick awarded to Chiata, but no card since Kjeller had intentions of going for the ball. Shortly afterward, both players were removed from the pitch after sustaining moderate injuries, hopefully nothing too serious. Widmand took the free kick and sent a beauty over the wall. Åkervik was there, but failed to catch the ball. Instead, it trickled into a flurry of feet. Prince was there to poke it in the goal as Åkervik struggled to place the ball.

It is very hard to score a goal on Chiata, as even Pasarga had figured out after two fixtures. Now Gnejs had to score just to make it even. That is sticky situation for such a defensive team. They, like Chiata, need to score early and keep the lead. Lillestrøm made a run to the right corner of the pitch after a well placed long ball from Solstad. Nearby Webb wanted an offsides, but the assistant did call for any. Obviously, complaining didn't help any and it actually allowed Solstad to get past Webb in order to have a better angle. By now, the troops were rolling in for Gnejs and Chiata needed to clear the danger quick. Martinez tumbled by and produced and ill-timed tackle that hit Solstad entirely on the ankles. Any other player would have fallen down and taken the penalty, but Solstad stopped his fall with his arm, regained his balance, and let off a quick shot to the opposite corner of the net. Truex was there, somehow, to punch it away, but the crowd cheered more for Solstad's display. For the rest of the match, Gnejs would never get so close to scoring. For an unranked squad, they were quite good. They were as good as at least a 100s something team and likely have a bright future. By the end of the match, both sides were heartily shaking each other's hands after such a good defensive display. Truex even exchanged jerseys with Åkervik, a rare thing for a Chiatan to do.

Chiata 1 - 0 Gnejs


A good win like that is an excellent way to get back on track. Compare it to a bit like dunking your head in ice after being groggy. Chiata even had a stroke of luck for once. Namely, Pasarga, the great equalizer of Group 15, defeated Mangolana by a goal. Chiata continued to play their game of leapfrog and hopped to second in the group. Vangaziland and Port Christopher drew at 2-2 while Scottia and Sarrbia battled it out to only have with a 1-1 draw. As a result, Chiata was given even more space. The current threats Chiata faces now are Mangolana, whom Chiata have yet to play, and Gnejs, whom Chiata just defeated. Also, a big congratulations to Pasarga for being the first nation to clinch the World Cup Proper. As predicted, only the playoff space remains.

P Group 15                           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pasarga 10 10 0 0 29 5 +24 30
2 Chiata 10 5 1 4 13 9 +4 16
3 Mangolana 10 4 2 4 11 13 −2 14
4 Gnejs 10 3 3 4 7 11 −4 12
5 Schottia 10 3 2 5 15 16 −1 11
6 Vangaziland 10 3 2 5 12 18 −6 11
7 Port Christopher 10 2 3 5 12 19 −7 9
8 Sarrbia 10 2 3 5 16 24 −8 9
Member of Esportiva-----KPB Ranking: 29-----Founder of the Runner Cup
Champions: 1st IDLO Ultimate Cup, Runner Cup One
3rd Place: IBC 15
Quarter Finals: CoH 62, CoH 63, CoH 64, IBC 14, CE XIII
Round of 16: WC 69, BoF 52, CoH 66, CoH 67, CE XII, IBC 16, IBC 17
Qualified: WC 76, CoH 58, CoH 60, CoH 65
Playoffs: WC 71, WC 72, WC 73
Highest KPB: 24 (Post WC 69)

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