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by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:12 am

by Cybraxia » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:16 am
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by Discords Equstria » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:22 am
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Hell
The Dragonborn said "I respect your opinion, good sir." he looked over at the fight "Guys! They won." he stood up, then picked up Wendy "Now who wants to guide our blind friend to the- Oh look, Aradia has that covered." Starscrem, meanwhile, looked over at Agent A and Tadayoshi and said "I never got to ask this, but where are we exactly?"
Winterhold
Onmund said "They couldn't have gotten too far, I was talking to Brelyna a few minutes ago."
Pokemon
Bullock said "This is just a new toy I found recently, look what it can do, and I can summon it at will." it disappeared, now in the Mindscape. "We can talk about it later." he then pulled the net off. He then walked over to Jessie's statue and tapped it, it was transported to Subspace.
High Rock
Dipper saw Discord and said "Who's the new guy?"

by Petrokovia » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:23 am
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Hell
The Dragonborn said "I respect your opinion, good sir." he looked over at the fight "Guys! They won." he stood up, then picked up Wendy "Now who wants to guide our blind friend to the- Oh look, Aradia has that covered." Starscrem, meanwhile, looked over at Agent A and Tadayoshi and said "I never got to ask this, but where are we exactly?"

by Osnil » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:02 am
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Hell
The Dragonborn said "I respect your opinion, good sir." he looked over at the fight "Guys! They won." he stood up, then picked up Wendy "Now who wants to guide our blind friend to the- Oh look, Aradia has that covered." Starscrem, meanwhile, looked over at Agent A and Tadayoshi and said "I never got to ask this, but where are we exactly?"
Winterhold
Onmund said "They couldn't have gotten too far, I was talking to Brelyna a few minutes ago."
Pokemon
Bullock said "This is just a new toy I found recently, look what it can do, and I can summon it at will." it disappeared, now in the Mindscape. "We can talk about it later." he then pulled the net off. He then walked over to Jessie's statue and tapped it, it was transported to Subspace.
High Rock
Dipper saw Discord and said "Who's the new guy?"

by The Incipisphere » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:27 am

by Mundeo » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:50 am
The Incipisphere wrote:High Rock
"I think we've had enough new guys for now," current Itchy said, "the last one tried to force us into a dance sequence."
Hell
Fin looked around at the group. "So...what now? Is something supposed to happen or was that all a huge waste of time?"

by Cybraxia » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:24 pm
Mundeo wrote:The Incipisphere wrote:The Black Pearl
By now Dunban was on the Pearl. He said to Fin, "Sometimes I'm not sure which one it is". Suddenly, his heroic persona kicked in and he faced the gates with his sword in the air. "Nonetheless, no is the time to seize our destiny. Full speed to the gates!".
| Represented in the WA by: Ambassador General Flash Quint General Peter Van Doorn Lieutenant Major Glenn Friendly | "When an entire world changes, there are no innocent bystanders. Only those who turn the wheels and those who let them be turned." — Doug Fetterman Chronically Ignored | Nation takes inspiration and is based on many things: Mega Man Ghost in the Shell X-COM Eclipse Phase And others! |

by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:35 pm
Osnil wrote:Pokemon
Brock screamed in pain as his soul was taken from him. Ash called out, "Brock, are you okay?"
Winterhold
The day was won-the few fighting mages fell to the swords of Hylians. Impa arrived announcing victory as Lana paced up and down the rows of prisoners. Impa looked at the burning, the destroyed buildings. Was it all worth it?
The Underworld
Galleom rolled into the Underworld, "Great Hades, my Master, Tabuu, has heard of your power and might and would like an alliance between the Subspace and the Underworld."
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:50 pm

by Slenderman The CreepyPasta King » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:54 pm
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:High Rock
Dipper said "OK, we have a new member whose name means "a disagreement between people" that doesn't sit well with me." the Pines followed Sollux.
Hell
Stormblade nodded "Yep, completely, those guys are total asses and have contributed nothing to Tamriel." he got to the open gates, Starscream was standing there "So what are we waiting for?" Stormblade shrugged "Probably someone to walk out and congratulate us on winning."
Pokemon
Billock said "Yes, I feel great! I've recently discovered that i am a lot more powerful than I thought I was." he grinned "Now, let's just sit back down and relax, we've got a long walk ahead of us."
Winterhold
Farengar said "Do not worry, they will most likely return after a little, and why do you want to find them, anyways?"
Solitude
The guard said "Elisif ordered us to deny anyone's request to visit her, she might be having an episode or something."

by Aeternabilis » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:03 pm

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:10 pm
Aeternabilis wrote:Exit of Hell
"Damn right, magical medieval dude." a voice called from above. The heroes looked up to see an orange ghost-looking guy with crow wings, a sword through his chest, and shades on descending from apparently nowhere above them. "Sup. I'm Dave." "Davesprite?? What the hell are you doing down here??" Karkat asked in total disbelief. "Obviously I died, jackass. But, since Mandos decided I'm fucking awesome I get to do stuff for him sometimes. Right now, I have to congratulate you all on killing that asshole Nito and escaping the depths of hell. Congratulations. Now, who wants me to start handing out power-ups like cheap cigars?"

by Aeternabilis » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:30 pm
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Aeternabilis wrote:Exit of Hell
"Damn right, magical medieval dude." a voice called from above. The heroes looked up to see an orange ghost-looking guy with crow wings, a sword through his chest, and shades on descending from apparently nowhere above them. "Sup. I'm Dave." "Davesprite?? What the hell are you doing down here??" Karkat asked in total disbelief. "Obviously I died, jackass. But, since Mandos decided I'm fucking awesome I get to do stuff for him sometimes. Right now, I have to congratulate you all on killing that asshole Nito and escaping the depths of hell. Congratulations. Now, who wants me to start handing out power-ups like cheap cigars?"
Starscream said "What's a cigar? I'm guessing it's like a Cy-gar." then the Dragonborn said "And I'll take a guess it's like Skooma, or Moon Sugar. Sure, hand us some power-ups! Also, could you please get Wendy to wake up, my arms are getting tired."

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:44 pm
Aeternabilis wrote:The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Starscream said "What's a cigar? I'm guessing it's like a Cy-gar." then the Dragonborn said "And I'll take a guess it's like Skooma, or Moon Sugar. Sure, hand us some power-ups! Also, could you please get Wendy to wake up, my arms are getting tired."
"Stormblade, I can take care of that." Vriska said, rolling her eyes. She lifter her hand at Wendy, used her psychic powers, and Wendy woke up. "Thank you Spidertroll. Now, upgrades. These are directly from Mandos, so don't complain if you get something that's total bullshit. I did look them over though, and most of them are actually pretty cool." "Knowing you, that makes me somewhat concerned." "Shut up, Karkat. Okay, these are grouped up for whatever reason, so here's the first group: Wendy and the Dragonborn that's been here the longest. Wendy, you get this magical axe and some hightened reflexes or something." An axe materialized in Davesprite's hand, and dropped it next to Wendy one it became clear that she was still pretty groggy. "And Dragonborn, you get some voice power that lets you revive dead dragons."

by Aeternabilis » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:59 pm
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Aeternabilis wrote:"Stormblade, I can take care of that." Vriska said, rolling her eyes. She lifter her hand at Wendy, used her psychic powers, and Wendy woke up. "Thank you Spidertroll. Now, upgrades. These are directly from Mandos, so don't complain if you get something that's total bullshit. I did look them over though, and most of them are actually pretty cool." "Knowing you, that makes me somewhat concerned." "Shut up, Karkat. Okay, these are grouped up for whatever reason, so here's the first group: Wendy and the Dragonborn that's been here the longest. Wendy, you get this magical axe and some hightened reflexes or something." An axe materialized in Davesprite's hand, and dropped it next to Wendy one it became clear that she was still pretty groggy. "And Dragonborn, you get some voice power that lets you revive dead dragons."
Wendy was pretty groggy, as anyone would after having their entire face shattered then fall over 20 feet to the ground, survive, then lat unconscious for almost 10 minutes. She looked around and saw the axe "Thanks." then picked it up, right when Davesprite mentioned the shout, DB was surrounded by blue and orange light "I have unlocked the knowledge of a new shout!" Wendy looked over at him "What happened? How are you alive again?" the Dragonborn said "I don't know, let's chalk it up to magic."

by Petrokovia » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:15 pm
Aeternabilis wrote:The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Wendy was pretty groggy, as anyone would after having their entire face shattered then fall over 20 feet to the ground, survive, then lat unconscious for almost 10 minutes. She looked around and saw the axe "Thanks." then picked it up, right when Davesprite mentioned the shout, DB was surrounded by blue and orange light "I have unlocked the knowledge of a new shout!" Wendy looked over at him "What happened? How are you alive again?" the Dragonborn said "I don't know, let's chalk it up to magic."
"Yeah pretty much. Next up: Tadayoshi, Future Tadayoshi, Agent A, Pig Guy, Goddess, Shadow Guy, and Shadow Guy Wife. Tadayoshi, you get all your shit upgraded, new scanners, and a tuna sandwich. I have literally no idea why Mandos included the sandwich, but that's what's on the list. Chock that up to weird old dead god quirks. Agent A, you get a healing factor and some new scanners too. No tuna sandwich though. I'm also healing Future Tadayoshi's sanity, which is something I can do now I guess. The rest of you (and the future Tadayoshi) get to fuck off back to your own universes." Davesprite waved his hand, and that group was bathed in an orange creamsickle colored light. When it faded, the upgrades and sandwich had been dealt out and the dismissed were gone.

by Aterian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:19 pm
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by Aeternabilis » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:06 pm
Petrokovia wrote:Aeternabilis wrote:"Yeah pretty much. Next up: Tadayoshi, Future Tadayoshi, Agent A, Pig Guy, Goddess, Shadow Guy, and Shadow Guy Wife. Tadayoshi, you get all your shit upgraded, new scanners, and a tuna sandwich. I have literally no idea why Mandos included the sandwich, but that's what's on the list. Chock that up to weird old dead god quirks. Agent A, you get a healing factor and some new scanners too. No tuna sandwich though. I'm also healing Future Tadayoshi's sanity, which is something I can do now I guess. The rest of you (and the future Tadayoshi) get to fuck off back to your own universes." Davesprite waved his hand, and that group was bathed in an orange creamsickle colored light. When it faded, the upgrades and sandwich had been dealt out and the dismissed were gone.
"Sweet. Thanks." said Tadayoshi, eating a tuna sandwich.
"Finally, I have a healing factor... It's about time."

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:11 pm
Aeternabilis wrote:Petrokovia wrote:"Sweet. Thanks." said Tadayoshi, eating a tuna sandwich.
"Finally, I have a healing factor... It's about time."
"Good for you. Next... the Sniper and Joe. Both of you get a new badass sword. Sniper, you get some special shadow powers so you're basically a high-tech ninja, and Joe gets a key that summons his motorcycle. Mandos said that makes you a high-tech samurai, but I've never heard of a samurai with a fucking motorcycle." Davesprite shot some of his sprite magic at them now, and they had their upgrades administered.

by Cybraxia » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:14 pm
Aeternabilis wrote:Petrokovia wrote:"Sweet. Thanks." said Tadayoshi, eating a tuna sandwich.
"Finally, I have a healing factor... It's about time."
"Good for you. Next... the Sniper and Joe. Both of you get a new badass sword. Sniper, you get some special shadow powers so you're basically a high-tech ninja, and Joe gets a key that summons his motorcycle. Mandos said that makes you a high-tech samurai, but I've never heard of a samurai with a fucking motorcycle." Davesprite shot some of his sprite magic at them now, and they had their upgrades administered.
| Represented in the WA by: Ambassador General Flash Quint General Peter Van Doorn Lieutenant Major Glenn Friendly | "When an entire world changes, there are no innocent bystanders. Only those who turn the wheels and those who let them be turned." — Doug Fetterman Chronically Ignored | Nation takes inspiration and is based on many things: Mega Man Ghost in the Shell X-COM Eclipse Phase And others! |

by Aeternabilis » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:33 pm
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Aeternabilis wrote:"Good for you. Next... the Sniper and Joe. Both of you get a new badass sword. Sniper, you get some special shadow powers so you're basically a high-tech ninja, and Joe gets a key that summons his motorcycle. Mandos said that makes you a high-tech samurai, but I've never heard of a samurai with a fucking motorcycle." Davesprite shot some of his sprite magic at them now, and they had their upgrades administered.
Starscream watched this and said "What about me? I fought Nito an helped defeat him, that man and the red headed girl you gave gifts to first did absolutely nothing to help defeat the Gravelord, I should get something in return for my troubles."

by Cybraxia » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:45 pm
| Represented in the WA by: Ambassador General Flash Quint General Peter Van Doorn Lieutenant Major Glenn Friendly | "When an entire world changes, there are no innocent bystanders. Only those who turn the wheels and those who let them be turned." — Doug Fetterman Chronically Ignored | Nation takes inspiration and is based on many things: Mega Man Ghost in the Shell X-COM Eclipse Phase And others! |

by Aeternabilis » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:52 pm
Cybraxia wrote:"Oh, go back to Alcatraz, birdman." Joe shifted his attention back to the trigger. Here goes nothing, he thought as he pulled it, and as he did, the blade shot out of the sheath at lightning speed. Right at Davesprite.

by The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:56 pm
Aeternabilis wrote:The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Starscream watched this and said "What about me? I fought Nito an helped defeat him, that man and the red headed girl you gave gifts to first did absolutely nothing to help defeat the Gravelord, I should get something in return for my troubles."
"You also happen to be a total douchebag. You pretty much just showed up near the last second on accident, which is also why I'm not giving these assholes anything." Davesprite pointed at the extra Dragonborns. "That's probably fair." "Of course it is. And I don't know what that is Joe, I didn't inspect the fucking equipment. I just transported it for Mandos. Maybe try it out instead of soliciting more help from the semi-omniscient. Now, fourth group, and this one's a biggie: Karkat, Kanaya, Sollux, Terezi, Aradia, Vriska, and Clay. Karkat, you get an army of summonable crab minions." "Oh, that is total bullshit." "And also hilarious. Kanaya, you get a brand new unbreakable chainsaw, that also saps health." "Oh cool, thank you." "Sollux, you get the ability to split yourself into two people." Sollux just kind of stared on. He was still pretty out of it form the painkillers. "Alright, I'm sick of doing this one at a time. Terezi, you get to predict the future during fights; Aradia gets a new fire whip; Vriska gets a fuckin pirate ship all to herself; and Clay gets electric powers and nigh-invisibility in low light. Man, it's like fuckin' Christmas in here." "Ooh, this is a nice whip." "Hehehehe, I'll be unstoppable!" "Unlimited power!" Lightning began flying everywhere from Clay's hands. "Wait, really?! I get a pirate ship?! Yes! Hell yes! Hell fucking yes! Where is it!" Vriska yelled, super excited. "It's back in the living world, because putting a wooden boat in hell is super stupid."
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