(IC OPEN) Adventures through the Multiverse

[Aeternabilis]

"Are you volunteering to go first, then? I'd rather not go in there until I knew what exactly was going to happen. If it's just, like, some stupid hologram magic or something in there that makes you see what you're most scared of then I'm good but if it's more... realistic... I have a little mental prepping to do." Clay replied.

"Eh, I guess so."

"Fantastic, I'm making you an honorary Hero of Lonae. Now, I will be reading your mind the whole time so I know what's going on in there, so if you don't like that you can file a Mind Readee Complaint Form with Kyle. I hope he still has that stack of papers and a pen or something."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Hell
The Dragonborn was trying when Revan spoke "I'm an idiot for believing I'd go to Sovngarde when I die? That'd I'd go to the paradise I was promised by the gods, where there is no pain, suffering, or war? I'm an idiot for believing I've been screwed out of going to an afterlife that I have a right to enter by birth both as a Nord and a Dragonborn? If that's true, then I must be the biggest idiot in the multiverse. Look at me everyone! The idiot who thought he'd get what he has a birthright to! Look how stupid he is thinking he'd get what he deserves!"

"Your rights, even natural born rights, such as right of movement or right to free speech, can be taken away by corrupt governments, corporations, and dictators. It's not right, but it happens. Rather than mope about it, you should do something about it. And right now, that something that we should do is kick some ass. But first, we need to go through the gate." said Tadayoshi.

Before Revan's outburst, the Dragonborn said "Government? This isn't about government, this is about gods telling me that when I die, I'd go to Sovngarde. I'm just tired of all, this going on, and I'll only help so I can get as far away from these guys as humanly possible." Starscream said "You're talking about me, aren't you?" after Revan's punch, the Dragonborn shrunk back on the ground after that blow, blood had flown everywhere and his nose was most likely broken, he laid on the ground, crying, and muttering prayers, Wendy got up and ran over to him and kneeled at his side "Revan! What was that? You could've just talked to him."

[Discords Equstria]

"Your rights, even natural born rights, such as right of movement or right to free speech, can be taken away by corrupt governments, corporations, and dictators. It's not right, but it happens. Rather than mope about it, you should do something about it. And right now, that something that we should do is kick some ass. But first, we need to go through the gate." said Tadayoshi.

Before Revan's outburst, the Dragonborn said "Government? This isn't about government, this is about gods telling me that when I die, I'd go to Sovngarde. I'm just tired of all, this going on, and I'll only help so I can get as far away from these guys as humanly possible." Starscream said "You're talking about me, aren't you?" after Revan's punch, the Dragonborn shrunk back on the ground after that blow, blood had flown everywhere and his nose was most likely broken, he laid on the ground, crying, and muttering prayers, Wendy got up and ran over to him and kneeled at his side "Revan! What was that? You could've just talked to him."

"Now is not the time for fighting, or crying in self pity. Now is the time to fight." Revan said that, turning his head, he looked at the horde looming in the distance, and to everyone's shock, he jumped off the boat, and began walking calmly towards the million strong army of undead on his own.

[Cybraxia]

Visor blinked, and the text was replaced by a progress bar and what appeared to be an 8-bit sprite of Protoman running. The progress bar filled as quickly as it appeared and played a short jingle.

Reboot complete!

"Anything else I need to do to get him working?" asked Batman.

As if on command Protoman began to stir. Seeing Batman, he reached for where his weapon would be, and finding it not there, rolled off the table and confronted the man. "Where... where am I?"

Hell:

Seeing Revan jump off, the green helmetted pair jumped off after him, one on either side.

[Aeternabilis]

Before Revan's outburst, the Dragonborn said "Government? This isn't about government, this is about gods telling me that when I die, I'd go to Sovngarde. I'm just tired of all, this going on, and I'll only help so I can get as far away from these guys as humanly possible." Starscream said "You're talking about me, aren't you?" after Revan's punch, the Dragonborn shrunk back on the ground after that blow, blood had flown everywhere and his nose was most likely broken, he laid on the ground, crying, and muttering prayers, Wendy got up and ran over to him and kneeled at his side "Revan! What was that? You could've just talked to him."

"Now is not the time for fighting, or crying in self pity. Now is the time to fight." Revan said that, turning his head, he looked at the horde looming in the distance, and to everyone's shock, he jumped off the boat, and began walking calmly towards the million strong army of undead on his own.

Vriska had knelt down to the Dragonborn and was consoling him, and was about to let loose on Revan when he jumped off the boat. She then sighed and said, "That guy's a total prick, but you can't deny that he just exhumes badassery. Er, not that I care about that. Here, have several dozen of your human health potions to fix your nose, Stormblade. I would go fly after him, but I just wanna get out of hell as soon as possible."

[Discords Equstria]

Hell
The Wrath of Lord Revan

The Sith Lord was not idle, and he looked at the horde with determination. Lifting his hands, the wind blew to the point were the pearl was unable to sail, the sands kicked up in a massive storm shredding the skin of the first undead in the horde, the wind only grew, and soon, the first row was either thrown into the air, or shredded to the point of being bone.....

Then there was lightning.

A massive storm of purple lightning arced from the hands of Revan, only adding to the storms destructive force, incinerating the undead in front of him, the smell of burning flesh filled the air, and hundreds fell before his lightning every second..The destructive power was unable to comprehend by most people, as the horde was being reduced every second, the air around the horde was soon superheated, so any zombie that got passed the lightning was practically melted, their rotting carcass falling apart..


With one final push, that literally shook hell itself, the entire horde was thrown into the air, it seemed as if a force of nature itself scattered them for miles, and for a brief moment, all were deaf at the sound of the force and wind. It took minutes for the dust to clear enough for anyone to see, and when it did, Revan was standing there, among the bodies that spread for miles.

[Petrokovia]

Tadayoshi stood up.
"So, how do I move through the gate? Just walk? And where is it?"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Hell
Starscream looked at Revan "I like this guy, he's a no nonsense leader, like Megatron, but Megatron can't do that." he then smiled evily "He seems like a great leader. Now, let's go do whatever you were planning on doing." when he said that the floor finally snapped underneath him and he fell "I knew that would happen." the Dragonborn stood up, wiping away tears "I'm sorry, that was rude of me. I'm not used to leaders beating their subordinates for back talk, and I'm a bit homesick, and I've been stressed and tensed a lot, and this whole nonsense really just made me snap. My mind is like Iron, tough, useful, but will break before it bends." Starscream laughed from the hole in the ship "Lord Megatron beat me on a daily basis and blamed most of his problems on me, you can see how that has affected me and my ego."

[Osnil]

Hell
Starscream looked at Revan "I like this guy, he's a no nonsense leader, like Megatron, but Megatron can't do that." he then smiled evily "He seems like a great leader. Now, let's go do whatever you were planning on doing." when he said that the floor finally snapped underneath him and he fell "I knew that would happen." the Dragonborn stood up, wiping away tears "I'm sorry, that was rude of me. I'm not used to leaders beating their subordinates for back talk, and I'm a bit homesick, and I've been stressed and tensed a lot, and this whole nonsense really just made me snap. My mind is like Iron, tough, useful, but will break before it bends." Starscream laughed from the hole in the ship "Lord Megatron beat me on a daily basis and blamed most of his problems on me, you can see how that has affected me and my ego."

Seeing the broken floor, Jack got hysterical, "stop making holes in my ship! Cannons do that enough.

[Discords Equstria]

Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

[Osnil]

Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

"Well, I'm Captain!" Jack shouted, "And by Tia Dalma's advise, shooting will be suicide."

"A days reach, yes, but to open them you need a key that can only be obtained here by facing your greatest fear," Tia said to Revan.

[Petrokovia]

Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

"Well, I'm Captain!" Jack shouted, "And by Tia Dalma's advise, shooting will be suicide."

"A days reach, yes, but to open them you need a key that can only be obtained here by facing your greatest fear," Tia said to Revan.

"And I've volunteered to go first to get it over with." said Tadayoshi.

[Discords Equstria]

Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

"Well, I'm Captain!" Jack shouted, "And by Tia Dalma's advise, shooting will be suicide."

"A days reach, yes, but to open them you need a key that can only be obtained here by facing your greatest fear," Tia said to Revan.

Revan did not even bother to face them as he continued to walk to the upper deck with his hands behind his back. "Did I ask for backtalk from either of you? I'm captain of this vessel until we leave, and I faced my fear long ago."

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

Wendy said "I'll take lookout!" and climbed up the closest mast, of course she wouldn't really lookout, she'd use this as an excuse to get some time away from everyone and slack off a little, the Dragonborn put on his helmet and ran off to sharpen his weapon, and Starscream said "I'll lookout too! But I have a better vantage point than your puny masts." he transformed and flew out of the whole he made and flew off, breaking the sound barrier in the process.

[Osnil]

"Well, I'm Captain!" Jack shouted, "And by Tia Dalma's advise, shooting will be suicide."

"A days reach, yes, but to open them you need a key that can only be obtained here by facing your greatest fear," Tia said to Revan.

"And I've volunteered to go first to get it over with." said Tadayoshi.

"Den go!" ordered Tia, who turned to face Revan, "Revan, I am the one who knows anything about this place. Have you faced your fear here? You are not fit to be leader. You're kind are barbaric monsters who would be better off being locked in here."

[Aeternabilis]

Hell.

Revan finally dusted off his hands, and with the red glint of the light from his mask, turned to the Pearl. "I want this ship repaired and the guns loaded with whatever you have left. Everyone get your arses in gear. I want two lookouts on the masts watching for anymore roaming hordes, I want the rest of you loading the guns, and sharpening your weapons, and arm yourself with ranged well you can. Get going I want this done within the hour, we are within a days reach of the gates. NOW!" Revan shouted as he leaped back on the ship and crossing his arms, asserting control like he was famous for. Barbossa nodded, allowing the Sith to stand on the upper deck with him, while getting the ship ready to move once more.

Wendy said "I'll take lookout!" and climbed up the closest mast, of course she wouldn't really lookout, she'd use this as an excuse to get some time away from everyone and slack off a little, the Dragonborn put on his helmet and ran off to sharpen his weapon, and Starscream said "I'll lookout too! But I have a better vantage point than your puny masts." he transformed and flew out of the whole he made and flew off, breaking the sound barrier in the process.

"Yeah that guy's not coming back. I'll be on the other mast, then." Vriska said, and she flew up to the crow's nest on the mast opposite Wendy. Red Sollux pulled the green-helmeted duo back onto the ship, and the other trolls + Clay pulled out both of the alchemiters to make ammunition, weapons, and armor if it was needed while closely watching Tia and Revan to see what was happening next. "Hey, we're taking requests guys! Combine any two objects to make one super badass item!"

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

"And I've volunteered to go first to get it over with." said Tadayoshi.

"Den go!" ordered Tia, who turned to face Revan, "Revan, I am the one who knows anything about this place. Have you faced your fear here? You are not fit to be leader. You're kind are barbaric monsters who would be better off being locked in here."

The Dragonborn said "I would've said that, but after that event, I wasn't taking any chances." he then turned to the Trolls "I need more crossbow bolts! I have only one! And could you make the new ones super awesome and deadly?"

[Osnil]

"Den go!" ordered Tia, who turned to face Revan, "Revan, I am the one who knows anything about this place. Have you faced your fear here? You are not fit to be leader. You're kind are barbaric monsters who would be better off being locked in here."

The Dragonborn said "I would've said that, but after that event, I wasn't taking any chances." he then turned to the Trolls "I need more crossbow bolts! I have only one! And could you make the new ones super awesome and deadly?"

"DO NOT FIGHT THE UNDEAD!" Tia screamed, "It will only cause trouble later. Revan is only leading you to destruction."

[Cybraxia]

Hell:

Joe and The Sniper climbed back aboard. "Man, that Revan guy has some real anger issues."

[Discords Equstria]

"And I've volunteered to go first to get it over with." said Tadayoshi.

"Den go!" ordered Tia, who turned to face Revan, "Revan, I am the one who knows anything about this place. Have you faced your fear here? You are not fit to be leader. You're kind are barbaric monsters who would be better off being locked in here."

Despite the fact he knew it would cause a problem when she arose seconds later, Revan would not tolerate this, whipping around, he drew his lightsaber, and in a flash, beheaded the witch. "I won't say it again, no back talking." He said as she crumbled into dust, and rose a few moments later

[Osnil]

The Batcave
"You're awake!" Batman exclaimed, "Welcome to the Batcave."
Hell
Tia rose up as er ashes reformed, "I may be in my bones, but I still won't die." She then grabbed Revan by the neck and he turned into a skeleton. She grabbed his lightsaber, and it disintegrated to dust. "Any more arguments' Revan?"

[Aeternabilis]

"Den go!" ordered Tia, who turned to face Revan, "Revan, I am the one who knows anything about this place. Have you faced your fear here? You are not fit to be leader. You're kind are barbaric monsters who would be better off being locked in here."

The Dragonborn said "I would've said that, but after that event, I wasn't taking any chances." he then turned to the Trolls "I need more crossbow bolts! I have only one! And could you make the new ones super awesome and deadly?"

"I've got the perfect thing for that, gimme the bolt!" He took the Dragonborn's last crossbow bolt, captchalogged it, punched the card, then pulled out a punched card for a miniature tesla coil. He combined the two cards and put them in the alchemiter, and made the very first Teslarrow. He then proceeded to make several hundred more and said, "Here you go, your very own arsenal of Teslarrows. As far as I can tell, they explode in a large electrical blast when they hit something."

[Petrokovia]

Tadayoshi went to (insert where he needs to be for the fear-thingy thing here).

[Osnil]

The Dragonborn said "I would've said that, but after that event, I wasn't taking any chances." he then turned to the Trolls "I need more crossbow bolts! I have only one! And could you make the new ones super awesome and deadly?"

"I've got the perfect thing for that, gimme the bolt!" He took the Dragonborn's last crossbow bolt, captchalogged it, punched the card, then pulled out a punched card for a miniature tesla coil. He combined the two cards and put them in the alchemiter, and made the very first Teslarrow. He then proceeded to make several hundred more and said, "Here you go, your very own arsenal of Teslarrows. As far as I can tell, they explode in a large electrical blast when they hit something."

"NO!" screamed Tia again, "DO NOT FIGHT THE UNDEAD!"

[Aeternabilis]

"I've got the perfect thing for that, gimme the bolt!" He took the Dragonborn's last crossbow bolt, captchalogged it, punched the card, then pulled out a punched card for a miniature tesla coil. He combined the two cards and put them in the alchemiter, and made the very first Teslarrow. He then proceeded to make several hundred more and said, "Here you go, your very own arsenal of Teslarrows. As far as I can tell, they explode in a large electrical blast when they hit something."

"NO!" screamed Tia again, "DO NOT FIGHT THE UNDEAD!"

"They're not for fighting the undead specifically, you fucking psycho. We're going to go fight the boss of this place, may as well be prepared. If that means making super amazing electrical teslarrows, then call me the most prepared guy in the history of the multiverse. Now, does anyone else want something cool made for them?"