What is your religion? [Monotheistic Version]

by **Sebtopiaris** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:05 am

Ardoki wrote:I'm a Bonapartist.

What's that exactly?

by **Risottia** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:11 am

Menassa wrote:By my count, 50% of NS is made up of AtheoCommieMusliNaziCatholicFreemasonReptilianJews...

Fixed.

by **Greater vakolicci haven** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:16 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Sun Wukong wrote:I acknowledge that there are too many religions for you to list them all, but how about just the religions with over, say, 100 million members?

Never mind the absence of Zoroastrians, Samaritans, Mandaeans, Rastafarians, and Baha'i...

So it's not as if he even managed a decent stab at including all of the monotheistic religions.

Granted, we likely don't have any Samaritans and Mandaeans floating about NS, but we do have at least one Zoroastrian, and I wouldn't be entirely surprised if we could muster up a Rastafarian and a Baha'i if we looked hard enough.

And given that a number of Pagan groups see all the Gods as being manifestations of 1 (I'm not one of them, BTW), monotheistic is a bit of a hard word to show.

by **Auroya** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:18 am

Atheist; militant atheist at times.

Formerly weakly Catholic.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:52 am

I used to be a Catholic, though im an atheist now. And even then i was never really that into Catholicism anyway.

by **Czechostan** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:58 am

Ignostic, formerly Lutheran.

by **Ava Ire** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:10 am

Protestant Christian. My denomination is Seventh Day Adventist, so we hold church on Saturdays instated of Sundays.

by **Wintanceastre** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:49 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Sun Wukong wrote:I acknowledge that there are too many religions for you to list them all, but how about just the religions with over, say, 100 million members?

Never mind the absence of Zoroastrians, Samaritans, Mandaeans, Rastafarians, and Baha'i...

So it's not as if he even managed a decent stab at including all of the monotheistic religions.

Granted, we likely don't have any Samaritans and Mandaeans floating about NS, but we do have at least one Zoroastrian, and I wouldn't be entirely surprised if we could muster up a Rastafarian and a Baha'i if we looked hard enough.

10 options per poll, correct? Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Zoroastrianism (I know i've seen a few), Rastafarianism (I know of at least 1 on NS), Baha'i would be permitted. You could even break Christianity down further. I wonder why the OP didn't.

by **Czesc** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:21 pm

Wintanceastre wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:
Never mind the absence of Zoroastrians, Samaritans, Mandaeans, Rastafarians, and Baha'i...

So it's not as if he even managed a decent stab at including all of the monotheistic religions.

Granted, we likely don't have any Samaritans and Mandaeans floating about NS, but we do have at least one Zoroastrian, and I wouldn't be entirely surprised if we could muster up a Rastafarian and a Baha'i if we looked hard enough.

10 options per poll, correct? Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Zoroastrianism (I know i've seen a few), Rastafarianism (I know of at least 1 on NS), Baha'i would be permitted. You could even break Christianity down further. I wonder why the OP didn't.

Oh trust me I did Christian, Jewish, Islam, Sikh, Bahá'í, and other. ( didn't know Zoraostrianism or Rastafarinism existed, sorry. But it said I did too many options. Anyway this is an other option but sorry it was a glitch or something.

by **Immoren** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:24 pm

Discordian.

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:46 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Technically I am both an atheist and a polytheist.

I'm an atheist Discordian ~~Pastafarian~~ Catholic.

R U ME?

New Werpland wrote:
Laanvia wrote:I'm Protestant. Supporter of British Unionism...

Is British Unionism a religion?

Yes. 11th commandment: "North ireland is britain"

by **Immoren** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:51 pm

Confederate Ramenia wrote:]
R U ME?

I think Iffy is facetious.

by **Othelos** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:51 pm

Herrebrugh wrote:
Othelos wrote:Irreligious, former evangelical christian.

Hmm... I could call myself a former anthroposophical christian... But only because I went to an anthroposophical (Steiner) school; I never really understood what they stood for. I wouldn't agree with it today, as I'm currently irreligious as well.

I got baptized and everything. I was very much into it, until I got deeper into it and realized that I disagreed with it.

I may try to get de-baptized as a way to 'officially' leave.

by **Benuty** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:55 pm

Othelos wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
Hmm... I could call myself a former anthroposophical christian... But only because I went to an anthroposophical (Steiner) school; I never really understood what they stood for. I wouldn't agree with it today, as I'm currently irreligious as well.

I got baptized and everything. I was very much into it, until I got deeper into it and realized that I disagreed with it.

I may try to get de-baptized as a way to 'officially' leave.

I wouldn't recommend you pulling yourself backwards in an active fire (since fire is the opposite of water obviously) since you might not come out alive.

by **Othelos** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:59 pm

Benuty wrote:
Othelos wrote:I got baptized and everything. I was very much into it, until I got deeper into it and realized that I disagreed with it.

I may try to get de-baptized as a way to 'officially' leave.

I wouldn't recommend you pulling yourself backwards in an active fire (since fire is the opposite of water obviously) since you might not come out alive.

It will have to be something 'spiritual' that removes it on that level, since baptism apparently is 'spiritually indelible'. We'll see about that....perhaps I will ask the devil to enter my body or something silly like that.

by **United facist States of America** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:01 pm

I'm an atheist, formerly Lutheran.

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:08 pm

Othelos wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
Hmm... I could call myself a former anthroposophical christian... But only because I went to an anthroposophical (Steiner) school; I never really understood what they stood for. I wouldn't agree with it today, as I'm currently irreligious as well.

I got baptized and everything. I was very much into it, until I got deeper into it and realized that I disagreed with it.

I may try to get de-baptized as a way to 'officially' leave.

There's evangelical anthroposophy?

by **Bearon** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:16 pm

Damn that's a hell of a lot of Christians.

by **Confederate Ramenia** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:19 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Mysterious Stranger wrote:I'm a trinitarian monotheist, we don't count.

Technically I am both an atheist and a polytheist.

Aren't satanists atheist monotheists?

by **Bearon** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:26 pm

Confederate Ramenia wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Technically I am both an atheist and a polytheist.

Aren't satanists atheist monotheists?

No they're satanists.

by **Imsogone** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:48 pm

I marked other. I'm a Taoist non-thiest. None is less than one, so that counts, right?

by **Murkwood** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:50 pm

I'm so Catholic Pope Francis can't get on my level.

by **Kalifati Arab shqiptar** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:02 pm

I am Albanianist, believing that Skanderbeg is prophet of God.

by **Kalifati Arab shqiptar** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:03 pm

Murkwood wrote:I'm so Catholic Pope Francis can't get on my level.

So, why do you use technology?

by **Ardoki** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:55 pm

Sebtopiaris wrote:
Ardoki wrote:I'm a Bonapartist.

What's that exactly?

I worship Napoleon Bonaparte. The Saviour of the Revolution and its ideals.

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