Betharan Palace
Fineberg, New Edom
Count Thomas Lalery sat with his legs crossed in an armchair, smoking a cigar, drinking a glass of vodka with lemon, brooding a bit. “This matter of New Macureus’ annexation, combined with the division of Nekulturnya, combined with the crisis in your own country causes a stir. Fortunately for the time being we can protest our own constitutional crisis as a basis for not making a decision. I understand that the Ice Queen or snow Queen or whatever she calls herself is here too. And’ she’s friendly with Albert, yes? So where does that place you exactly?” he looked at the King Consort pointedly.
Michael sighed as he threw back what was left of his drink. “...I want the monarchists to unite...because as long as we are divided, we are vulnerable to the ETC. And yes, Izolde is friendly with Albert...insofar as it suits her. Izolde, at the end of the day, is all about Izolde.”
Lalery gave him a long suffering look. “Good God, Michael, I don’t mean what you’ve already said a dozen times. I mean about the policies in your home country. Your sister against your father, the Prime Minister and Empress against the Emperor and your uncle in law--if that’s a thing--where do you stand in that?”
...Must I be such an idiot? “Oh yes right. Well...that’s a complicated situation. I suppose I stand with my brother Martin, and my father...and Albert, hard as it is for me to admit. I think Sophia, Nymun and all them...don’t really understand the situation like we do, because we are actually here, you know?”
“It’s more that they are ill informed generally, but I take your point. Or...they just have a different view. The Adirans are well informed, but their interests are divided--their business people recognize that anyone might win and court me, their politicians support Mara because they associate her with democratic voting for some reason and they don’t like Jocasta. All because of a news report. You know, I’ll tell you a secret. Nothing to choose between either sister. One has a great ass, one has great tits. No offense to your wife. One is sweet and sentimental under her brashness, the other is tough as nails under her sweetness. But they’re both young women who barely know the difference between shit and pudding. Never mind the constitutional crisis, Mikey-boy. If you are for Jocasta as much as you say, we’re halfway there. So let’s focus on what you CAN do, eh? More drink by the way?” Lalery suggested, holding up his phone.
“No offense taken, Tom,” Michael grinned. He knew it was true. “And yes, more drink, please…” as he spoke, his phone vibrated. He pulled it out to take a look. “Hey Tom, it’s my brother Martin...he wants to know if it’s cool for him to come and hangout. He says he has an idea, but wasn’t sure who to talk to…”
Lalery considered a moment. “Why not. I want to talk to you quickly before he gets here though.” he pushed a button on his own phone and said, “More drinks, and some snacks.” he put the phone down after pushing a button again.
“Yeah sure...what’s up?” Michael asked him as he texted back his brother. Martin was always smarter, more dignified than Michael was...he admired him for that. Perhaps if I understood duty like he does, we wouldn’t all be in this mess to begin with.
“It’s this; you are Mara’s husband. When all is said and done, that gives you a pivotal role here. You can do two things: strongly support her going to that sanitorium, and have coital relations with her. It is your right as her husband. The two may seem contradictory, but they aren’t. You can certainly arrange conjugal visits, and you need to publicly profess your loyalty.” Lalery said, looking at him with a steady gaze. “So why haven’t you been doing it?”
Michael looked at him with sad, yet determined eyes. “She doesn’t want anything to do with me, and I can’t bring myself to force myself upon her. I want her to be comfortable and to undergo therapy, and get out of this spell of madness she finds herself in. It’s bad enough I feel like a fuckup, Tom. Like this is all somehow my fault. I feel responsible for what is happening to her...I don’t want to make it worse for her, you know? She doesn’t want to sleep with me...she cast me out. She may be my wife...but I couldn’t...rape her.”
Lalery looked disgusted. “Who is talking about rape? What kind of moon calf nonsense is this? Ahhh…” he grimaced and looked away in irritation. “Do you want this country drowned in blood, man?”
Goddamit Michael. “No, quite the contrary. I want it...made whole again, strong and united. A Second Great War could be in the wing if we fail here...this is either where it ends or where it begins. So what exactly do you want me to do? Publicly declare my loyalty to Mara and advocate her going to the sanitorium, and then...just showing up and being like, ‘let’s do our conjugal duty?’” Michael asked.
“What, you never seduced a woman before? Are all Ghantish women constantly wet as October and ready to jump a man, or do they ever need some persuading?” Lalery exclaimed, spreading his hands in a South Acheronian gesture of surprise. “Just seduce her. You don’t have to have a woman profess undying love to get her to spread for you do you? You’re a Prince of the Realm, for God’s sake, act like one. Be a man.”
“I have seduced plenty women...hood rats and highborn ladies alike...but Mara...she is very different. Quite the challenge. I need some inside tips or something. Enoch tried to give me some, but I don’t trust him. Man is a snake.” Michael sighed.
With a laugh, Lalery shook his head. “Enoch? Not he, he just doesn’t like you.” there was a knock at the door; a voice said, “Delian.”
Lalery said, “Come.” Delian came in with a naked girl following carrying a tray of drinks and some spiced pastries and nuts. She was a sleek young Baran girl with olive skin, lush dark shoulder length wavy hair, a slightly rounded belly, curvy hips and thighs, breasts that wouldn’t stay still, bouncing like merry mangoes. Lalery nodded to her. “Vodka, lemon.” he looked back at Michael. Sergeant Delian eyed the vodka bottle and Lalery said without looking at him, “Leave the bottle man. You know Michael, a woman is like a musical instrument or a horse. Just play it right. Observe, figure it out.”
The young woman approached Michael with the tray, smiling a bit shyly. She was not painted but was lightly dusted with silver and gold glitter.
“The one thing I have learned, Tom, is that Mara doesn’t seem to like it when things are serious...I was like that once...before Sophia sent me packing here as her emissary. She was on me about taking things seriously and all, and I just got stuck in that mode of thinking. Didn’t serve me well as far as Mara is concerned,” Michael took the opportunity to examine the young woman the way a chameleon might examine a fly before it strikes out at it with its tongue. Michael offered her a smile as he helped himself to some pastries. “Martin should be here soon.”
Lalerly nodded, his eyes dark and sharp. “Alright. We’ll talk more about your marriage another time.” his eyes flicked at the girl, who was mostly noticing Michael’s smile; as she leaned down to pour his drink for him her breasts swayed like ripe fruit on a limb, her back arched to a shapely bare rump.
Michael was so busy staring at the girl’s bosom that he didn’t notice his brother announce himself. “Count...brother, and the rest, tis a pleasure.” The elder Dakmaran Prince said as he entered the room and took a seat next to his brother. “How have you been, Tom? Haven’t seen you since the wedding.”
”Nor you. I’m doing rather well,” Lalery said. “Drink?”
The young woman approached him now, murmuring, “Highness?” offering him the tray of drink bottles--brandy, vodka, wine.
Martin wasn’t as used to the nudity the way Michael was, yet he had some cool confidence to him, Michael observed. “That is good, Tom. And yes, please...a drink would be much appreciated.” The Crown Prince took some wine, and inclined his head. “Thank you, milady...had I not known any better, I would say that you are walking piece of art.”
“Sir,” the girl said with a dimpling smile, “You are too kind…”
“Thank you,” said Lalery to the girl. “That’s all for now. Sergeant Delian, watch the door for now.” he sipped his drink, and waited until the two servants were gone, and then said, “Well, Martin, a grave time, but I appreciate your coming to pay your respects to Perrin.”
“Thank you...I wasn’t going to miss it for anything,” Martin said as he drank his wine. “A good man...sensible and dutiful, and my brother-in-law besides. I pity Blanca, truly. In any event, I have always understood you to be the sensible one among the Royal Family...at least from what Michael has told me. So I have an idea that I wanted to run by you...it might a worthwhile solution.”
Lalery nodded. “Go on then.”
“In Ghant, whenever the Emperor is deemed unable to rule, a Regent is chosen. Traditionally, the Jauneketxea would recommend from among the Imperial Family an individual who they deem most qualified to serve in that capacity. This took place in 1997 when they chose Albert, although other candidates, such as the Empress Dowager, were considered. Now here in New Edom, we have a situation where the Queen is...incapacitated. So while Jocasta is the Crown Princess...where does it say that she has to be regent? Either yourself or Elijah could be deemed worthy in that regard. So, what if the Council Ministers were to make a recommendation from a number of candidates to be regent in Mara’s stead? Jocasta could be a candidate, along with you, Elijah, Rebecca and Michael, perhaps. This Regent would serve in such a way that everyone would agree upon their authority, until such a time as the Queen is deemed fit to resume her duties.” Martin explained.
Michael cocked his head. “...But what about Joc…”
Martin gave his younger brother that look that an older brother might give his younger brother when he was being annoying. “Do you think such a proposal might be deemed reasonable?”
Lalery considered. “It’s an interesting possible compromise. Of course it doesn’t solve everything, but if Prince Elijah and Marcus Cotta were, say, to support such a notion. But then who would it be? You see if it is me, then the view that some have that this is a resurgence of Monarchism will remain. If it is Prince Elijah…” he considered. “Now that’s a good idea. I’ll give it serious thought. What do you think, Michael?”
“...They would choose Elijah, I suspect. The real question is, would Unwerth accept that?” Michael asked.
“General Unwerth is a good soldier and will support who the Heir supports,” replied Lalery. “Well...you have given us something to think about. And Michael has something to think about too, eh?”
“Why yes...I wonder if Jocasta would accept a scenario where she isn’t de facto Regent…” Michael tried to explain, before Martin interjected, again.
“I suspect that Jocasta is being influenced by people that have a vested interest in the status quo...her mother, from what Michael tells me,” Martin said. “Has it been considered that maybe isolating Rebecca from Jocasta would make Jocasta more pliable? Rebecca should be considering remarriage, after all. Perhaps to someone...who is far away.”
Lalery laughed. “Now that’s an idea. I have considered it, as a matter of fact. Alright, one more thing: why did you and your father not try to delay a vote or avoid things coming to a head? Why risk presenting a disunited Ghant in the face of New Macurean and Vyrsarian territorial ambitions?”
Martin nodded, “I tried...but my father was trying to force my hand, and everyone else’s. He expected Sophia to break...but she didn’t. She defied him, which I must admit she doesn’t do nearly as much as she should. And...nobody expected Albert to send an emissary containing that sort of message. Sophia is being a pushover...she hasn’t really been the same since Nathan went up north. Unsure of herself, worrisome. Just lost her keen edge. I mean to talk to Nathan about it though...he can present a united Ghant if he is bothered to do so.”
“Too many ifs,” said Lalery, draining his drink and putting the glass down, studying it a moment before looking up at him. “So in truth, we’d all be best off supporting the New Mac annexation. With fair terms that satisfy the Shrailleeni, eh?”
“Yes...I think that would be for the best,” Martin nodded as he put a hand on Michael’s shoulder. “Best to roll with the punches on that. And Nekulturnya? I also hear that the Tsarevich is curious about Ava.”
Lalery gave him a wry look. “Curious? Why, is he wondering how much she weighs or how she likes her tea?”
Martin laughed. “Forgive me...I meant to say, curious about her as a potential bride. Not that it really matters that much…”
Michael grinned. “The Ice Queen is curious too...about you,” he said to Lalery.
“Alright,” said Lalery, tapping ashes off his cigar, then taking a good rag, blowing smoke out thoughtfully. “First: Ava. It’s not necessary to establish such close ties with Nekulturnya off the cuff. We need to explore what such relations would mean. We need a united policy on it, but we are considering recognition seriously. Following that would be...such explorations as closer relations. The Tsarevich, if you are in communication with him, may be told that Princess Ava admires his character and courage.” he grinned. “Second: closer ties with the Ice Queen are something my family and I are considering. What about rumours I hear that she and her sisters are easy to get into the sack?”
“All reasonable positions to take,” Martin agreed. “And as for the Grismarkas...rumors, just that. Like rumors that Prince William Holland has a limp manhood, that Nathan likes to suck on teats, or that the Pazuzus flay women and drink the blood of maidens. Best to dismiss them and find the truth out for oneself.” Martin shrugged.
Michael added. “...Izolde’s sisters are maidens. Izolde is not. It isn’t that she is easy to get into the sack...it is that she would only share a bed with someone that she deems worthy of it...which is few men indeed.”
“What is her interest then?” Lalery asked. “Are you acting on her behalf or just sharing information?”
“Just sharing information,” Michael shrugged.”Her interest was in finding a King...she heard you were interested, apparently. She wants to follow up, supposedly. She is discreet though...she has been avoiding Nathan, as she despises him.”
Martin chuckled. “My brother-in-law was never good at making friends. He tends to...leave very poor impressions.”
Lalery stared at them. “Your brother in law is a damned fool. Well...I heard from Shinhusar about her. She seems clever enough. I’ll meet with her. Things will be tight around here, but I’ll meet with her, I’ll have my people talk to hers. Well, I need some sleep, and I need some exercise before I can. I’m off to the pool. Martin, Michael, thanks for dropping by.”
Michael was quick to agree. “That he is...that he is indeed. Rest easy Tom, and thank you.”
“Indeed, Thomas, thank you. It has been a pleasure,” Martin said with a courteous bow. “Until next time.” With that, Martin gestured for his brother to follow, and the two made their way out.