Stvoto Latolisi Football Leagues - 17 November 4011
Gu Zhahogowdoo
Wednesday, 9 November 4011
Lobyuseistvooshu 1–1 Hozastvu
Sunbirds 1–2 Brewers
Vezhidrupa 2–1 Shadows
Stvozhaboythumow 2–0 Goytowlishemei
Gerthamasa Boyseh 3–2 Pkethat Hevnaje
Cóiméid 0–0 STS
Brewers beat Sunbirds in Fahan despite a 5th minute opener from Nataliaja Irmedheghi, but it didn't do them any good save for consolidating a second place finish in Pool 1 that many other teams would envy. The result was problematic, however, for Lobyuseistvooshu, who were held to a draw by Hozastvu. Now the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse are almost definitely going to finish third rather than second. In the last (and meaningless) Pool 1 match we saw home side Stvozhaboythumow brush aside Goytowlishemei. Meanwhile in Pool 2, Gerthamasa Boyseh struck a thunderous blow to the title hopes of Pkethat Hevnaje in Stvoto Latoli, and since Vezhidrupa beat Shadows in Mahathu (a match in which the All-Whites were very, very poor and were lucky to have escaped with any points at all, let alone three), the Red-Whites are staring down the barrel at a scenario they dreaded. They have to get as many points or more from their final-day fixture than Vezhidrupa do in order to finish top. It sounds easy enough, until you hear that Vezhidrupa face STS, whereas Pkethat Hevnaje will go up against a much tougher Cóiméid. The only silver lining is that Cóiméid are slumping through the last few games of the first phase (they failed to break down relegation-threatened STS in a bore draw in Teach Iarann).
Sunday, 13 November 4011
Goytowlishemei 0–2 Lobyuseistvooshu
Brewers 3–1 Stvozhaboythumow
Hozastvu 2–2 Sunbirds
STS 1–2 Vezhidrupa
Pkethat Hevnaje 2–2 Cóiméid
Shadows 0–0 Gerthamasa Boyseh
The final day of Gu Zhahogowdoo's first phase didn't feature a whole lot of great football, but there was certainly drama, particularly in Pool 2. Pkethat Hevnaje provided the first goal by any of the six teams: ugly goal-mouth scrambles aren't really how the purists like to see goals get scored, but nobody in Pkethat Hevnaje cared one bit. The joy was short-lived, however, as news came quickly from Báisteach Foréigneacha that Vezhidrupa had acquired a one nil lead as well. Things stayed deadlocked that way through half time, with the teams set to finish even on points in the table (PH just nicking it on a tiebreaker). But when play restarted, everything blew wide open. Pkethat Hevnaje made it two nil on 49 minutes and STS equalized on 53. All this good news sent Red-Whites supporters into delirium - the top spot in Pool 2 (and possibly the title) seemed won! But then Cóiméid snatched one back in the 73rd. Pkethat Hevnaje were still on top, but it was more tenuous. Things went from bad to worse in the 83rd, when word came that Vezhidrupa had gone back in front. Both matches were two-one, Pkethat Hevnaje and Vezhidrupa winning. The Red-Whites would finish top... unless Cóiméid equalized. And equalize the Comets did, in stoppage time. The entire Hevnaje Peninsula went silent, and those who were able to open their mouths only had curses for Cóiméid. A new rivalry has perhaps been born. Meanwhile in the much less dramatic but still fun final day of Pool 1 play, Brewers destroyed Stvozha in Caisleán Luaith (Air Force's late consolation goal from Baja'khirušu Mha belies the volume of the thumping they received) to clinch second place in the pool. The Chartreuse-Oranges might feel bitter that their good form came too late in the year, but the glass-half full camp will mention that they still need to win the Schveningen in order to get that Globe Cup place, and now all of the other sides in Pool 1 will be glad of it. So there you go, either Sunbirds or Vezhidrupa will be champions! Now we go to the Schveningen phase! For those who need a refresher course, here's how it works: the two pools have been in standard league play with each other for the season up til now. The positions that clubs have earned within their pool are set in stone. However, the final phase pits the two pools against one another in a winner take all situation. That is to say that Gerthamasa Boyseh's great Cinderella season will be for nothing if Pool 2 falls to Pool 1, likewise, Sunbirds' highest-quality offense will not only not be champions but will miss UICA competitions entirely if Pool 2 wins. (Similarly, Shadows' horror show of a season may not end in relegation after all if they get some help from the other Pool 2 clubs and the group wins the Schveningen.) The competition is simple enough. Each team in each pool will play every one of the six teams in the other pool for six total matches a side. All points are (drumroll) pooled together, and whichever pool finishes in front will take all the spoils. Ever seen a high school tennis tournament? That's how this works. Once enemies, the members of each pool now come together as a meta-team to accomplish the ultimate goal. The stakes could not be higher.
--Pool 1 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Sunbirds 25 15 4 6 46 31 +15 49
2 Brewers 25 14 5 6 51 29 +22 47
3 Lobyuseistvooshu 25 13 5 7 44 28 +16 44
4 Stvozhaboythumow 25 10 4 11 35 45 −10 34
5 Hozastvu 25 5 7 13 30 43 −13 22
6 Goytowlishemei 25 3 5 17 23 53 −30 14
Pool 2 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Vezhidrupa 25 16 3 6 43 17 +26 51
2 Pkethat Hevnaje 25 15 4 6 41 17 +24 49
3 Cóiméid 25 14 6 5 33 20 +13 48
4 Gerthamasa Boyseh 25 12 2 11 32 36 −4 38
5 STS 25 3 6 16 13 41 −28 15
6 Shadows 25 2 5 18 18 49 −31 11
Gu Zhahogowdoo Schveningen Phase
Tuesday, 15 November 4011
Goytowlishemei (P1) 0–3 Cóiméid (P2)
Wednesday, 16 November 4011
Shadows (P2) 1–1 Lobyuseistvooshu (P1)
Gerthamasa Boyseh (P2) 1–1 Brewers (P1)
Hozastvu (P1) 3–0 STS (P2)
Stvozhaboythumow (P1) 0–1 Pkethat Hevnaje (P2)
Vezhidrupa (P2) 1–1 Sunbirds (P1)
No major upsets on day one of the Schveningen, as teams continued their cautious play from the end of the last phase. (Remember, none of these teams have played each other yet this year, save for a few fixtures that played out in the cup.) Pool 2 ends Matchday 1 with a slender one-win margin. There were three draws (one of which was an incredible performance from Cinderella side Gerthamasa Boyseh, who held onto the result despite tremendous pressure from Brewers' attack) and three wins, with Pool 2 obviously winning two of those and Pool 1 winning just the one. Pkethat Hevnaje's slim win over Stvozhaboythumow on the Air Force base notwithstanding, those victories were blowouts.
-------------------------------------Pts
Pool 1 6
Pool 2 9
TSLB League 1
Thursday, 10 November 4011
Bolcáin 1–3 Iron House
Eastern Quay 1–0 Aill Mhór
Vortex 3–3 Ha’amdesseh
CDL Báicéireachta 1–2 Al Ziya
Zhevassi 2–2 Kileh Gulabhav
Raktaghav Hathi 0–0 Juqha Zhaba
Angels 0–2 Šešri’makaru
Eihi’thatho 4–0 Trotahoy
Troystverdyu’thatho 4–2 Stvoyboystvei
Owgatreh’hyuda 2–0 Bei’thatho
Trustvimu’thatho 3–3 Igizimoomyu
Friday, 11 November 4011
Urnabhi 1–0 Šah
Monday, 14 November 4011
Al Ziya 1–5 Vortex
Ha’amdesseh 4–1 Eastern Quay
Aill Mhór 0–0 Bolcáin
Iron House 2–2 Buqul Ashabab
Šah 4–1 Angels
Šešri’makaru 3–1 Raktaghav Hathi
Juqha Zhaba 1–0 Zhevassi
Kileh Gulabhav 2–1 Juvapanam
Igizimoomyu 1–0 Owgatreh’hyuda
Bei’thatho 2–0 Troystverdyu’thatho
Stvoyboystvei 1–0 Eihi’thatho
Trotahoy 2–0 Othoderbithyu
Thursday, 17 November 4011
Buqul Ashabab 3–1 Aill Mhór
Bolcáin 4–1 Ha’amdesseh
Eastern Quay 1–1 Al Ziya
Vortex 3–2 CDL Báicéireachta
Juvapanam 2–2 Juqha Zhaba
Zhevassi 1–1 Šešri’makaru
Raktaghav Hathi 2–2 Šah
Angels 4–2 Urnabhi
Othoderbithyu 1–2 Stvoyboystvei
Eihi’thatho 0–2 Bei’thatho
Troystverdyu’thatho 1–1 Igizimoomyu
Owgatreh’hyuda 0–0 Trustvimu’thatho
---Group MB Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Vortex 28 16 8 4 52 38 +14 56
2 Buqul Ashabab 27 14 8 5 51 25 +26 50
3 Iron House 27 13 8 6 45 24 +21 47
4 Bolcáin 28 12 9 7 41 29 +12 45
5 Ha’amdesseh 28 12 8 8 48 40 +8 44
6 Eastern Quay 28 9 10 9 38 37 +1 37
7 Aill Mhór 28 7 8 13 25 43 −18 29
8 Al Ziya 27 3 11 13 28 47 −19 20
9 CDL Báicéireachta 27 0 6 21 11 56 −45 6
Group PI Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Šešri’makaru 28 19 5 4 49 18 +31 62
2 Kileh Gulabhav 27 13 7 7 39 30 +9 46
3 Juqha Zhaba 28 12 9 7 49 31 +18 45
4 Raktaghav Hathi 28 13 5 10 43 37 +6 44
5 Zhevassi 28 12 8 8 42 30 +12 44
6 Urnabhi 27 12 2 13 46 46 0 38
7 Angels 28 7 8 13 26 47 −21 29
8 Šah 27 7 6 14 33 39 −6 27
9 Juvapanam 27 1 6 20 19 68 −49 9
Group SL Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Stvoyboystvei 28 17 4 7 56 33 +23 55
2 Bei’thatho 28 15 9 4 53 26 +27 54
3 Igizimoomyu 27 14 9 4 55 33 +22 51
4 Owgatreh’hyuda 28 14 8 6 43 24 +19 50
5 Troystverdyu’thatho 28 13 6 9 47 38 +9 45
6 Trustvimu’thatho 27 7 4 16 29 51 −22 25
7 Trotahoy 27 6 6 15 25 52 −27 24
8 Eihi’thatho 28 6 4 18 29 55 −26 22
9 Othoderbithyu 27 4 6 17 31 56 −25 18
TSLB League 2
Thursday, 10 November 4011
Al Qutilah 2–0 Correctional Academy
Al Saquwr 1–1 Carraig Donn
Al Atiq 0–1 Al Buwum
Cathair Chinn Lis 1–1 Cineál Caomhnaigh
Bijji 3–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Qiše’šefaram 1–2 Iv
K'arasi 0–0 Urajbina
Therakham 2–2 Ithuši
Sheizheidoo 4–1 Zhoymeitrestvistvyu
Zheitehedo 1–1 Tuzheh
Zhooshowluha 1–2 Troytitresheiha
Mastverstveh 1–3 Towser
Monday, 14 November 4011
Cineál Caomhnaigh 0–0 Al Atiq
Al Buwum 3–2 Al Saquwr
Carraig Donn 1–3 Al Qutilah
Correctional Academy 1–1 Trá Te
Ithuši 4–1 K'arasi
Urajbina 4–0 Qiše’šefaram
Iv 3–1 Bijji
Sunaharaghav Thara 0–2 Mount Nussizhadani
Towser 2–2 Zhooshowluha
Troytitresheiha 2–1 Zheitehedo
Tuzheh 3–0 Sheizheidoo
Zhoymeitrestvistvyu 0–3 Shigowba
Thursday, 17 November 4011
Trá Te 1–0 Carraig Donn
Al Qutilah 5–2 Al Buwum
Al Saquwr 2–0 Cineál Caomhnaigh
Al Atiq 1–0 Cathair Chinn Lis
Mount Nussizhadani 3–1 Iv
Bijji 1–1 Urajbina
Qiše’šefaram 1–1 Ithuši
K'arasi 0–0 Therakham
Shigowba 0–5 Tuzheh
Sheizheidoo 3–2 Troytitresheiha
Zheitehedo 2–1 Towser
Zhooshowluha 1–0 Mastverstveh
---Group MB Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Al Atiq 28 19 5 4 48 13 +35 62
2 Al Qutilah 28 16 7 5 47 18 +29 55
3 Correctional Academy 27 16 5 6 49 21 +28 53
4 Al Buwum 28 16 2 10 50 40 +10 50
5 Cathair Chinn Lis 27 8 10 9 33 37 −4 34
6 Trá Te 27 8 7 12 34 42 −8 31
7 Al Saquwr 28 5 8 15 30 52 −22 23
8 Carraig Donn 28 5 6 17 25 55 −30 21
9 Cineál Caomhnaigh 27 1 10 16 18 56 −38 13
Group PI Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Bijji 28 16 7 5 61 27 +34 55
2 Ithuši 27 14 10 3 58 24 +34 52
3 Therakham 27 14 10 3 47 27 +20 52
4 Urajbina 28 15 6 7 47 32 +15 51
5 Iv 28 11 6 11 42 47 −5 39
6 Mount Nussizhadani 27 11 4 12 41 33 +8 37
7 Sunaharaghav Thara 27 10 5 12 30 45 −15 35
8 K'arasi 28 4 7 17 22 57 −35 19
9 Qiše’šefaram 28 0 3 25 19 75 −56 3
Group SL Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Troytitresheiha 28 18 3 7 65 31 +34 57
2 Sheizheidoo 28 17 5 6 54 29 +25 56
3 Tuzheh 28 16 6 6 54 36 +18 54
4 Zhooshowluha 28 14 5 9 56 42 +14 47
5 Zheitehedo 28 13 5 10 42 35 +7 44
6 Towser 27 10 7 10 46 48 −2 37
7 Shigowba 27 11 3 13 40 35 +5 36
8 Mastverstveh 27 4 3 20 17 63 −46 15
9 Zhoymeitrestvistvyu 27 0 5 22 12 67 −55 5
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