The Emmerians think they still rule the world!
29 November 2014 | By "V" (REN News)
As if their social decline wasn't bad enough, the capitalists STILL BELIEVE that THEY rule the world!
Oured, D.A. — The Emmerians' audacity and stupidity has no end. Despite their extreme poverty and gang violence levels, caused by capitalist exploitation, as well as the erruption of Mt. Allat, the President of the... 'United Republic' Vaziri affirmed that, although the erruption was a tragedy (though their imperialist corporations' exploiting poor Rodarians instead of offering them living wages is not a tragedy, of course) they denied access to Geannan saviours, who were sending military forces to aid the Emmerian people, while their Government relied on PRIVATE donations to help it's own people!
This means that the Emmerian Government cares not for it's people because their rich are not forced as much as they should be to contribute to society, and this is a message for those traitors who want to migrate to some CDI junkyard they call 'country'.
Speaking of the CDI, President Vaziri mentioned in his speech that the twentieth century was the 'Emmerian Century', where, as he mentioned in his own words, "We helped transform a planet covered in tyranny and imperialism into an emerging utopia of liberty, democracy, and prosperity." His words are laughable indeed. This planet was well-balanced before the 'Neoliberal Revolution' from the heartlands of evil, i.e. Alleghania, Belhavia and Emmeria (the ABEvil States), came into effect. Thanks to that, vibrant, functional welfare states like the Eagleland were gutted and now you must contribute to your own education and healthcare financially with state help! This is ridiculous! And if you think this is bad, Belhavians and Emmerians have NO HEALTHCARE AT ALL!
Here in Emmeria, for example, a person died because the hospital (in Chaleur) refused to admit him. Why? He owned $3,500 URD for an operation, but said person was too poor to pay it off, so they threw him out when a gang of Ulthrannians stormed his house, raped his wife, molested their baby, and then burned the house down. The police came, but as ever they are useless scum. The man was collected from a garbage can and was to be hospitalised until this happened. The traitors can say what they like, but Bariya will never fall down to that level.
Let's get back to the speech, my readers. Their president mentioned that "And now we see across the globe, as people take their lives into their own hands to defy those governments that once had the power to challenge us, that our fundamental ideals - those of peace, of personal responsibility, of accountable, free, and representative governance - are not just Emmerian concepts, but universal values. This is why institutions of human repression are now forced to break the bonds that once tied down their people"
Let's break that down, shall we? He mentioned that people take their lives into their own hands? How can that be? Individuals have historically proven incapable of making decisions about their future, and in societies where individualism is prevalent you see signs of social decline, such as wealth inequality, elitist governments, indifferent voters and barbarians. When organised in a society, the collective bargain of the mass becomes a weapon against the hordes of capitalism, individualism and individual (and not collective) well-being. Only when you subdue the "I" to the "We" can you be truly set free.
But that is not enough! Not only do they believe in a corrupted version of freedom, they even blatantly state that "[...]institutions of human repression are now forced to break the bonds that once tied down their people." Mr Vaziri, that was laughable. You state very clearly that you want to subdue the last links of true liberty, even though one day you will see people replaced by robots and erase humankind from the face of the earth with your idiotic capitalist practices. You have also jeopardised 1.5 billion Rodarian souls that are now exposed to pollution and exploitation. Not only that, you think you still have friends to help destroy humanity, as expressed by the Free Collective of Bariya!!!
But their lust will not go unnoticed by our First Citizen, Vyacheslav Grinko, who will make an announcement tomorrow, as we move into December, our sacred month of revolution! While we celebrate our liberty from those capitalist vermin, the working classes will remain poor, destitute, while the rich pay no tax and their governments tax less. Citizen Grinko will deliver a new package, which will completely nationalise our maritime industry and our greedy stock exchange, as a punishment for tax evasion! There are also plans to abolish the Proletariat Police, given their uselessness in our society. These are just the first steps to the plan to complete the liberation of Bariya from the international scum of capitalism and free our society forever! The plan will remain secret, until it is implemented, of course, because our oil and natural resources are enough to make us rich and independent forever!
Now those are real men and real leaders, not that Emmerian who thinks his country represents freedom. Hahahahaha!
"V", our correspondent, has reported for REN News from Oured, D.A., Emmeria. This article has been assessed and verified by the Editorial Team of REN News.
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