Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Gigaverse]

"By the will of our God-Emperor, the persistently ignorant dies, and the tentatively inquisitive survives."

---Irratus Sapiens, Bibliothecarius

[Greater Mackonia]

"Whether or not religious believers are extremists are irrelevant, they all hold the same fundamental beliefs of their faith; they will both preach a tyrannical moral code of self-loathing, they will both hold a meaningless superstition in some divinity watching over them and they will both go about preaching and practicing their disgusting tribal fetishisms to the detriment of all healthy individuals and the Mackonian state. Fight the extremist yes, but only as part of a wider crusade against backwards oriental cults."

-Lithastir Mythruin, on Islamic Extremism.

[New Frenco Empire]

ENCYCLOPEDIA FRENCO

Just some overly-vulgar fun based on the maturity that is ED. I'm not done with it yet (if you want me to bash your nation into oblivion, just ask), and yes, I do plan to write one on myself eventually. This is directed towards the nations and their people, not the people running them.

"Bereia/East Jordan II/Massena/That one nation with the Ancap flag/at least seven hundred other rightist countries no one gives a fuck about: Seriously, what is the fucking deal with this place(s)? It's like the setting of some happy children's story written by Ayn Rand, even including morals at the end of this story they call a country...well, some of them are. All of Bereia's nations are literally the same thing, except a few of them are slightly more fundamentalist than the others or some are more lulzbertarian. Either way, if you live in Bereia, odds are you think the government is evil unless it's too weak to do anything, you shove your semen-crusted bible in places without regard to anyone else and you blow all of your money (by working hard to get out of poverty and into riches...because we all know how easy that is to do, right?) on assault rifles and tanks you don't need while waiting for a government tyranny that will never happen. There's also that Hickman cunt. All of Bereia rolled into one, arrogant, condescending, pretentious package. The charade would be cute if I could be sure she didn't masturbate with a shotgun and spend all of her time writing blogs about how the nonexistent liberals (sorry, PROGRESSIVES! These hicks are living so far in the past that they refuse to recognize "liberal" in it's modern form as opposed to what it meant 500 years ago) in her nation will undermine the community values and how nothing can ever go wrong if everyone and their mother has a Desert Eagle shoved up their asshole."

"Yorkshire/Multifarity/Whatever: Basically, liberal Bereia. Both nations always bitch about how the other side is out to get them and still have that insufferable output of smug pretentiousness as if their way is infallible. To their credit, though, they don't run seven nations at once to just basically say the same thing like the real Bereia does, so I can respect that...kinda. This place reeks of the darkest pits from the hell known as Tumblr. The entire population is some kind of trans-kin pan-androgyne trisexual genderless genderqueer. They supposedly accept everyone, although the distinct lack of cisgender heterosexuals makes me think otherwise. They even say as much, denouncing the mainstream gender and sexual orientations at every turn. They're better than Charva/Naiveria/Kylia at creating strawmen, but seeing as that's not that hard to do, I'm unimpressed. What kind of a fucking name is Gripper Vice, anyway? It just sounds evil. Badass, but evil. Of course, the most evil thing you can do in this hellhole is evade taxes. Exciting. Also, America is evil and has contributed nothing to the world. America is literally the worst country ever. Nevermind the fact that none of these fruitcakes have ever left their basements and looked at anything beyond the western world. Fuck your mothers."

"Charva/Kylia/Naiveria/Why do you have so many goddamn countries/Rothuria/Another eight thousand: I believe this is the only place in the world that can match the American south in stupidity. Probably because they almost always are the American south but in geographically varied locations. Seriously, this is the Republic Party's fap magazine. Is there pseudo-science regarding things like climate change and homosexuality? Yes. Do they have an unhealthy belief in superstitions (Christianity)? Yes. Do they understand fuck all about economics? Yes. Are they generally hard-headed and praise people for being complete fucking morons? Of course. Not to mention, they always cry cry cry about liberals. They must be a big problem over there. Strawmen are really dangerous, guys. Good thing you people can (barely) take them!

"Ruridova: Basically, the closest thing to a realistic nation this quotes thread has ever seen. Which is to say, it's also one of the most boring nations this thread has ever seen. Seriously, they just go on and on about their elections or something else no one cares about. Hell, even Bereia featured some strawman teacher hilariously beating the shit out of a dumbass Mary Sue student. There are the strong liberal overtones, of course, but I can't talk shit here. Someone other than a devout liberal does have a chance at winning, which wouldn't be the case in, say, Yorkshire. However, it's just played off like hell on Earth. Not a bad scenario when you think about. Maybe you guys can elect some rightist who can destroy your country by making Wisconsin nuke you."

"Bojikami: Communism stronk is the point here. Aside from communism being inherently inferior and dumb, they play it off like it's great and 'just works for them.' They've apparently also kicked America's ass several times with cruise missiles and aircraft carriers that they shouldn't own. Well, I guess they could own them, but as a rule, because this is how communism should work, the pretty children need to become sex slaves for the Worker's Party to feed their families while the ugly ones starve to death in the gulag because they had the nerve to ask for an extra toilet paper ration. Seriously, if Bojikami is the result of 'communism done right', maybe McCarthy was on to something."

"Greater Mackonia: It's like any other dystopia ever...but with furries and anthros. I can't give them too much flak, though. Any nation that is populated by such degenerates is bound to be a realm of chaos, and look at that, they admit so. I imagine Mackonia is basically what Saurisisia is behind closed doors. Nonhuman filth they may be, some of them do have a way of thinking superior to anyone else from any other country. They are just plain better than anyone from Bereia or Ruridova or Yorkshire and they know it. Being better than any other person in those other nations isn't hard, so it isn't that impressive, but still. Respectable regardless."

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[Senyosu]

Frenco I'm sads now.

y u forget meeeeee [puppy eyes]

[New Frenco Empire]

Frenco I'm sads now.

y u forget meeeeee [puppy eyes]

I had a much longer list (I've been doing this thing for almost a week) that had almost all of the regulars, including myself, but most of them were too short and I felt I could do better. However, in the case of my rant on myself, it was too long and didn't really go anywhere. I'll fix it up later.

---

"What is this, the Mechanocracy? We live in the Empire. Land of 'buy whatever you want!' Buy a heartbeat sensor. They're on sale for 350 Credits!"

-An electronics store manager to a woman who complained that a man was using a stealth chip (invisibility implant) to spy on her.

[Senyosu]

Frenco I'm sads now.

y u forget meeeeee [puppy eyes]

I had a much longer list (I've been doing this thing for almost a week) that had almost all of the regulars, including myself, but most of them were too short and I felt I could do better. However, in the case of my rant on myself, it was too long and didn't really go anywhere. I'll fix it up later.

Take your time then my friend. Personally like the one on Ruri.

[Gigaverse]

Frenco I'm sads now.

y u forget meeeeee [puppy eyes]

I had a much longer list (I've been doing this thing for almost a week) that had almost all of the regulars, including myself, but most of them were too short and I felt I could do better. However, in the case of my rant on myself, it was too long and didn't really go anywhere. I'll fix it up later.

Does that include me?

(Which is... pretty much an Imperium you citizenry is not officially aware of. XD )

[Auzkhia]

"They say that today's liberals become tomorrow's conservatives. But, what will happen to today's conservatives and what will tomorrow's liberal's be?"
-Emperor Heinrich Karl

[Estainia]

Hurl insults at me in any way and I will report you, this isn't weaponization, it's a fair warning.

---

"I forget his name but one of the great thinkers of Rome once said 'Children no longer respect their parents and everyone is writing a book', looking around? Children no longer respect their parents and everyone is writing a book, fuck..." - Cornelius Maximilian

[Ruridova]

"Wait... when did we become realistic?"

"Probably in 2013. That was when Ruridova left its state as a kinda ridiculous happy liberalland, and started to have problems with resignations, public health, justice, race relations, free speech, foreign affairs..."

"And when did we become boring?"

"Probably after the dust settled and the flames died down at the end of the Fall Crisis. Fortunately, the 2015 elections should shake things up."

"Wait, you know how they're gonna go?"

"The person running the tiny internet Ruridova in a different universe has made it clear. Svatopolk Obrenovic will be PM, which might strain some foreign relations, and the right will gain a Parliamentary majority, in addition to making gains on the provincial level. However, the left will still be strong enough to fuck up any attempts by the right to change too much."

"Oh. That doesn't bode well for domestic or foreign affairs."

"Nope. Should be fun."
- Josu Iñaki and C.M. Tagliaferro

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away"
-Garios

"I think we're part of a higher order, call it what you want, I call it Life. It doesn't punish, doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all, it just is, and so are we, for a little while."
-Garios

[New Frenco Empire]

Hurl insults at me in any way and I will report you, this isn't weaponization, it's a fair warning.

I won't insult you in any way, sweetheart. I'm just going to insult what you've created. Not against the rules, which means this can count as weaponization.

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"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

-A over-masculine dudebro Orbital Marine during the Utannic invasion of Napoleon Spaceport, 2330

[Bojikami]

"We haven't had labor camps since 1998. And, as for the sex slaves, Thailand/Siam is a very difficult province to manage when it comes to crime when you're too busy bombing those western pigs NATO nations into oblivion."
-Antony Belinsky

[Destiny Island]

"There are too many trees all over the place, jeezus."
-Some D-Bag I overheard on the street.

[Bereia]

(OOC: It only hurts if I care.)

---

"I'm well beyond the point of thinking most Progressives will ever listen to reason. As far as they're concerned, no good happens in society unless government makes it happen, and government is beyond reproach and concerned only with their welfare, despite being made up of fallible and self-interested humans like any other organization."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Allancia]

"The only way to end violence is to end poverty. That's why this act has been passed."

-Benidict Yalton
Minister of Economy
In an interview for the Battenburg Sentinel, speaking about the Universal Housing Act

[Estainia]

"The only way to end violence is to end poverty. That's why this act has been passed."

-Benidict Yalton
Minister of Economy
In an interview for the Battenburg Sentinel, speaking about the Universal Housing Act

Having a place to live doesn't mean you're not poor.

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"Gone is the moralist republique of the last century, I'm not quite sure what this place is now, but I don't know it." - Roland Karling, 1998 AD, not that he knew it any better the multiple other times either.

[Ruridova]

"I've always found it quaint and rather touching that there is a political movement whose members believe that people are not yet selfish enough."
- Ruridovan journalist, debater, and author Erick Tawney on libertarianism, 1993

[Las Palmeras]

"What's one advantage we have over other nations? All of our posters aren't very reliable sources of information, imagine Rashomon but with blatantly stupid obviousness...that or positively genius disinformation worthy of Roswell."
-No Name, on posters from Las Palmeras

[Greater Mackonia]

"In Greater Mackonia the hard right is actually one of the most socially liberal political alignments; supporting things such as public nudity, homosexual rights and recognition of third genders because they consider institutions such as monogamy, heterosexual hegemony and the like as unpatriotic legacies of the colonialists that must be driven out. Gay Pride organisers are quite surprised at the fact (among other things) that black-clad, goosestepping neo-fascists report to their parades in vast numbers to protest against 'cultural imperialism'. It was a gladdening sight indeed to watch as a Westboro style group who had bribed themselves to safely protest thusfar were brutally set upon by the Mackonian equivalent of skinheads chanting xenophobic mantras."

-The Citizen.

[The Yorkshire Commonwealth]

"Employers hate the unions, because they don't want you to work together, they want to be able to fight you one on one.

They want it to be a contest between on the one side, their giant multinational corporation, with the power to cut a thousand jobs in a heartbeat, with a hundred lawyers on retainer to bully you out of seeking rightful restitutions, with contacts in the press and favours owed to them by centre right politicians they donate to.
And on the other side you... On your own.

They want you powerless, out-gunned, scared, exposed, desperate, exploitable, out of your depth... Dominated before they even get you to the negotiating table. It reminds me of that old Blackadder sketch about the Imperial Army: 'Our enemies must under no circumstances have guns... Even spears made us think twice, the kind of enemy we liked to fight were armed with dried grass and sharpened mango-stones.'

This is why the ideology of the uber-wealthy is libertarianism... The ideology of selfishness. If people start working together as a group to achieve jointly held goals, then they'd have to start negotiating on an equal footing with the sort of 'utter plebs' that didn't inherit a mansion and a private education from their parents."

-Equality Minister The Great Long-Conk

[Greater Mackonia]

"Even the greatest victory is worthless unless achieved alone."

-Z.Maglos.

[Auzkhia]

"Friendship and Love make life better."
-Prince Regal Stallion

[Saurisisia]

"Alcohol, video games, coffee, father/son bonding, and R-rated movies makes life so much more bearable."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr.

[Las Palmeras]

"Oh my, I'm LIVING! THIS IS TERRIFYING! THIS IS HORRIBLE!"
-No Name freaking out