by Gregoryisgodistan » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:26 am
by Gregoryisgodistan » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:26 am
by Silver Beach » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:51 am
by Bongo Johnson » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:05 am
by Christian Isles » Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:39 am
by Serbian Orthodox Church » Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:25 am
Offence:
#1 Thore Jonas
#91 Kevin Kris
#65 Asger Jan (Vice-Captain)
#10 Jerrik Svend
#5 Aleksander Stig
#41 Oscar Herman
#69 Otto Asbjørn (Star Player)
#56 Ragnvald Jannik
#77 Felix Kristen
#45 Albert Lukas
#99 Thor Thomas
Defence:
#32 Ralph Ansgar
#67 Harald Helge
#89 Ansgar Einar
#90 Arvid Casper
#6 Kjeld Fritjof (Vice-Capatain)
#2 Vilhelm Dag (Star Player)
#78 Leif Waldemar
#98 Lars Poul
#12 Rasmus Ralph
#17 Josef Linus
Choose my Scorers: Y
Choose Scoring Events: Y
Godmod Scoring Events: Y
RP Injuries to my Players: N
Godmod Injuries to my Players: N
Godmod Other Events: Y but TG me. If this includes deaths I won't accept.
by Gregory Llama Land » Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:29 pm
by The New Greek Republic » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:07 pm
Sanabel wrote: I control the Holy See with its transvestite pope who identifies as an ogre.
by The Urain » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:17 am
by Laiyenda » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:10 am
by Abanhfleft » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:39 am
by Aredshan » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:44 am
Important Information:Choose my Scorers: Yes
Choose Scoring Events: Yes
Godmod Scoring Events: No
RP Injuries to my Players: Yes
Godmod Injuries to my Players: No, except for minor injuries (please ask me via TG beforehand)
Godmod Other Events: NoThe Aredshani Beasts were founded in 1998 by Kris Caoeo, in a time where football was relatively unknown in Aredshan. By 2004, the sport had attracted an unexpected and sudden audience from the Aredshani populace and football officially kicked off in Aredshan.
This led to the Aredshani government to participate in international football for the first time in its short history, and nominating the Aredshani Beasts as its national team.The Aredshani Beasts are traditionally defensive players.
Style modifier: -3 (minus three)
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Quarterback* #7 Danny Jeolan 186cm 26 78kg Quarterback #32 Louis Karkousian 192cm 28 83kg Quarterback #23 Jabbard Duvarman 181cm 23 86kg Fullback* #88 Mert Winston 188cm 27 92kg Fullback #12 Perry Parkson 179cm 24 77kg Halfback* #30 Tu Khastipor 196 28 87kg Halfback #40 John Viber 183cm 21 80kg
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Left Guard* #98 Philip Lian 192cm 23 96kg Left Tackle* #28 Marco Bezarim 194cm 27 93kg Right Guard* #89 Fernardo Murphy 194cm 26 98kg Right Tackle* #82 Noro Blake 191cm 25 94kg Center* #22 Henry Johnson 193cm 28 97kg Backup Guard #61 Demir Bey 188cm 19 89kg Backup Guard #16 Eddy Red 192cm 27 92kg Backup Tackle #36 Timothy Robertson 189cm 21 91kg Backup Tackle #33 Ferhat Jambird 191cm 24 93kg Backup Center #42 Williams Dastbozorg 190cm 22 96kg Backup Center #52 Ahmet Piren 192cm 20 94kg
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Wide Receiver* #66 Tibi Ruud 187cm 22 83kg Wide Receiver* #55 Michael Faribian 189cm 26 85kg Tight End* #17 Raul Yetermuniye 183cm 26 92kg Wide Receiver #71 Haftan Scot 187cm 22 83kg Wide Receiver #72 Raul Yetermuniye 183cm 26 92kg Tight End #64 Arthur Johnson 188cm 28 88kg Tight End #46 Peter Saint 187cm 25 85kg
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Def. Tackle* #47 Najef Ghulamrem 181cm 29 76kg Def. Tackle* #48 Arnold Raft 186cm 21 78kg Def. Tackle #49 Billy Jackson 184cm 24 75kg Def. Tackle #50 Frank Millenstein 183cm 22 80kg Left End* #60 Abu Tayar 186cm 29 76kg Left End #18 Leonard Miller 181cm 21 78kg Right End* #27 Thomas Gold 193cm 26 76kg Right End #29 Marco Silian 183cm 21 78kg
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Middle Linebacker* #44 Yusef Delaver 186cm 29 76kg Middle Linebacker #39 Malek Abdulzadeyan 189cm 31 82kg Outside Linebacker* #73 Jeremy Peterson 188cm 28 87kg Outside Linebacker* #77 Zachary Mordred 190cm 26 83kg Outside Linebacker #19 Teimur Weitgeist 188cm 28 87kg Outside Linebacker #93 Kris Sakoracks 196cm 21 86kg
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Cornerback* #3 Nicholas Nagoftam 194cm 28 91kg Cornerback* #5 Leimur Reynolds 191cm 25 94kg Cornerback #6 Dennis Frankville 189cm 22 85kg Cornerback #9 Xin Le Bur 182cm 27 81kg Safety* #53 Nicholas Nagoftam 194cm 28 91kg Safety* #54 Leimur Reynolds 191cm 25 94kg Safety #56 Dennis Frankville 189cm 22 85kg Safety #57 Xin Le Bur 182cm 27 81kg
Position Shirt No. Name of Player Height Age Weight Kicker #94 Yullian West 188cm 22 79kg Punter #92 Kaylee Davidson 189cm 28 82kg Returner #91 John Smith 184cm 19 72kg
All measurements are by the metric
system, and weights are in kilograms.
Starters are marked by a star (*)
Ranking | Competition |
3rd | Baptism of Iron XVI |
by Neu Engollon » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:55 am
The Ibex of Neu Engollon are new to the sport of gridiron in the last few years, with a small minor league starting out and a handful of university teams playing in a collective conference for experience. With rugby being the far more popular sport, and association football rapidly rising and surpassing hockey to become the second, not much room is left in athletic budgets, private or TCS Ministry, for American or Gridiron football. Still, the Ministry of Tourism, Culture and Sport for the Confederacy has decided that this collection of men (and one woman - Reyna Holtzen) from the various minor league and university teams would best represent the nation and give Neu Engollon the best chance at starting out in International competition. They hope to make a memorable debut and gain a lot of experience up against more seasoned national programs than theirs.
(** Players are listed in order of string.)
by Gregoryisgodistan » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:27 am
Gregory Gregory Lord Almighty
We Praise You We Worship You
Gregory Gregory Lord Almighty
Master of Gruel and Prune Juice
He Gives Us Gruel And Prune Juice Yes
We Worship Him as a Deity and Bow Down To Him Whenever We See Him
On TV or In Person or In Statue
Gregory Gregory Lord Almighty
We Love You We Worship You
Gregory Gregory Lord Almighty
A million praises unto you
Gregory Gregory Is Immortal
He Considers Us His Little Playthings
A term He Only Uses In Jest Because He Has Infinite Mercy for Us All
Gregory Gregory We Adore Thee
We Bow Down To Thee In Praise
Thou Art More Smart Than Sir Einstein So We Say "Einstein Who?"
Gregory Gregory Master of Slave Labor
We Are All Your Slaves in Heart
Some Of Us Are Slaves to this Nation
Some of Us Just Wish We Were
Gregory Gregory Inventor of the Solar Bomb
Which We Use to Vanqiush Our Enemies
Gregory Gregory Master of Everything
Thou Art Lord and Thou Art God
Gregory Gregory You Wrote This Song
Our Favorite Song In The Entire World
We Sing it Every Hour on The Hour
Like Clockwork We Praise your Lordship
Gregory Gregory We Bow Down Again
We Fly This Flag Outside Our Home
Gregory Gregory We Have Shrines in Our Homes
In Our Shops and Everywhere
Gregory Gregory We Worship You Day and Night
In Our Dreams We even Worship You
Gregory Gregory This is the Only Song We Sing!
Gregory, God of the Multiverse
He is The Greatest One
He Has Ruled the World
For all time
Lord Almighty Gregory is God
Please worship him, as it is the law
You will pay for all your misdeeds
If his word you do not heed
Lord Almighty Gregory is Lord
Those who Disagree Will Die by the Sword
I Worship him in District 33, 15th Ward
And when I pray, I’m never bored
Lord Almighty Gregory Shall Rule
And He shall give us Prune Juice and Gruel
And even a Sectional Swimming Pool
Disagree? Then you’re a fool!
2014 Years Ago The Lord
Almighty Gregory Created the World
November 5, Year Quadruple Zero
That is Why He is My Hero
Lord Almighty Gregory is Right
Every time he wishes us good night
At 11 PM Curfew
I love Him and you should too!
Lord Almighty Smites The Non-believers
He Destroyed Costa Luna’s idiots and beavers
Curse his name and you shall die
Please believe this is not a lie
Lord Almighty Gregory is God
If you don’t believe me, I’ll bury you in sod
You shall pay for your sins
If you don’t believe in him
Gregory shall rule forever
If you don’t think so, then you’d better
He will rule for all days
Believe me or you will pay
Gregory, God of the Multiverse
He is The Greatest One
He Has Ruled the World
For all time
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
The Multiverse
The Multiverse
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
The Multiverse
The Multiverse
Greg is God, Greg is God
Read the flag you dumb old hag
He’s God and we adore him
Even when he executes us
Gregory can feed the masses
And give us gruel eating classes
He does not use mind control
Anyone who says that is a liar
Gregory is infinitely wise
Anyone can see that with their eyes
He wrote all the words to the national anthem
We sing it every time we can.
Gregory wrote this song
Gregory wrote all of these books
And he is God, just look
He can do everything because
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
The Multiverse
The Multiverse
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
The Multiverse
The Multiverse
Greg is God Greg is God
He called me to wish me good luck
And give me a solar bomb
Which could blow up this whole country
Greg takes our money as a tithe
Greg invented the automobile
Gregory discovered gasoline
Gregory gives us free prune juice
Gregory never takes a deuce
Gregory knows how to run a country
And he makes us really glad
Gregory is God Almighty
Gregory can see the future
Gregory controls the country
We all praise him and adore him cause
Greg destroys whole countries with his solar bombs
With his solar bombs
With his solar bombs
These bombs have the strength of the atom bomb
Of the atom bomb
Of the atom bomb
Look at Greg, Look at Greg
Ruling for all time
He is God and he always will be the Lord
He rules the world
His Lordship secure
Bow down to him
Forevermore
He gives us our free gruel rations
So we don’t die of mass starvation
He chops up traitors into thousands of pieces
And orchestrated King Paulus’ assassination
He has blasphemers executed
Just because they insult him
We do everything with his permission
Because he is God and because
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
of the Multiverse
of the Multiverse
Yes, Gregory is God of the Multiverse
of the Multiverse
of the Multiverse
And he Destroys whole Countries with his Solar Bombs
With his solar bombs
With his solar bombs
With his solar bombs
With his solar bombs
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
Of the Multiverse
Of the Multiverse
Gregory is God of the Multiverse
Of the Multiverse
Of the Multiverse
Here
They're all traveling here
Coming to
Gregoryisgodistan
Here
All the world's coming here
BOI 16
All seeking a dream
On the planes and backs of slaves
Coming to Gregoryisgodistan
Looking to go home as champs
When they leave Gregoryisgodistan
Champs
It's everyone's goal
And it all starts today
With Gregory
With Gregory
Win
A new and a shiny thing
The trophy is here in this place
Where the fans will swarm
Where the fans will swarm
All around the multiverse
They come to Gregoryisgodistan
All the flags will be unfurled
In Gregoryisgodistan
They have dreams that took them here
In Gregoryisgodistan
With us their dream they'll share
In Gregoryisgodistan
In Gregoryisgodistan
In Gregoryisgodistan
In Gregoryisgodistan
In Gregoryisgodistan
Today, Today
Today, Today, Today
Lord Almighty Gregory (today)
Bless this tournament (today)
To thee I sing (today)
To thee I sing
Today, Today, Today
Today, Today, Today
"Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, slaves, and esteemed foreign guests. To those of you who are from Gregoryisgodistan, thank you for bowing to the True Lord. It is a great honor to speak to you in person. To those foreigners, welcome to Gregoryisgodistan. Once again, it is a great honor to speak with you in person. There are 28 teams here with us today, representing numerous different regions and peoples. To all the different nations, welcome. I think you will like it here in Gregoryisgodistan. We are a very holy nation, one that recognizes me as the true Lord Almighty. I can guarantee you that never before has any football tournament been opened by God himself. I gave a short speech before the International Baseball Slam knockout stage, but that was not a true opening ceremony because the group stage had already happened. But this whole tournament is here in the greatest nation in the multiverse. Yes, that's right, Gregoryisgodistan is the greatest nation in the multiverse. Not only that, our football team is one of only 15 teams to win the Baptism of Iron. Our brave and noble Enemy Crushers ensured that. To any Enemy Crushers in attendance today, thank you. I understand that the entire Grid Slaves team is here. But that's enough about them. This tournament is about the participating nations. To all 28 nations participating here, even our enemies from Patistan, thank you for coming here to participate. Feel free to attend Church of Gregoryisgodistan services while you are here. Just do not spread blasphemy about me, for I am the Lord Your God. I am the Lord Your God who allowed this tournament in my infinite mercy. Thank you again, and welcome to Gregoryisgodistan."
Lord Almighty Gregory is God
So why must those heathens deny it?
Lord Almighty Gregory is Lord
The heathens shall die by the sword.
How many heathens must meet their demise
Before the world calls him its Lord?
My friends and my slaves, the heathens never learn.
That’s why the heathens need to burn.
Why do heathens deny the true Lord?
Gregory is God Almighty
Why else would he give us prune juice
And gruel that makes us so holy?
And why does the whole multiverse look away
Ignoring the truth and the facts?
My friends and my slaves, the heathens never learn.
That’s why the heathens need to burn.
When will the wicked King Petrus shut up
And admit that Iesus is false?
Yes and how long will it take ‘till the heathens all die
Until they all meet their demise?
And how many wicked leaders shall not accept
The true Lord is our Gregory?
My friends and my slaves, the heathens never learn.
That’s why the heathens need to burn.
My friends and my slaves, the heathens never learn.
That’s why the heathens need to burn.
by Gregoryisgodistan » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:01 am
Group A Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Bongo Johnson 1 1 0 19 0 +19 3
2 North Britonisea 1 1 0 23 20 +3 3
3 Fothhanu 1 1 0 14 13 +1 3
4 Laiyenda 1 0 1 13 14 −1 0
5 Democratic Donesia 1 0 1 20 23 −3 0
6 Dobbsland 1 0 1 0 19 −19 0
Group B Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Jaechelter 1 1 0 20 3 +17 3
2 Abanhfleft 1 1 0 24 9 +15 3
3 The Urain 1 1 0 10 7 +3 3
4 Atornas 1 0 1 7 10 −3 0
5 The New Greek Republic 1 0 1 9 24 −15 0
6 Star United States 1 0 1 3 20 −17 0
Group C Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Gregory Llama Land 1 1 0 30 10 +20 3
2 Silver Beach 1 1 0 17 0 +17 3
3 Vankelland Islands 1 1 0 20 16 +4 3
4 Dead Names 1 0 1 16 20 −4 0
5 Free Swiss States 1 0 1 0 17 −17 0
6 Globus 1 0 1 10 30 −20 0
Group D Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 United States of Devonta 1 1 0 7 0 +7 3
2 Bzakstan 1 1 0 14 9 +5 3
3 Neu Engollon 1 1 0 20 17 +3 3
4 The Sarian 1 0 1 17 20 −3 0
5 Patistan 1 0 1 9 14 −5 0
6 Aredshan 1 0 1 0 7 −7 0
by North Britonisea » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:55 pm
by Silver Beach » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:10 pm
by Aredshan » Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:29 am
BEASTS LOST TO DEVONTA!
by MEDIN SHANI | Aug 22, 2012
GREGORYGODISAN- Hopes were dashed and tears were shed, as fans both from home and on the stadium watched the Beasts lose to the team from United States of Devonta 0-7 on overtime.
You might ask, how did it happen? The game was intense from the start, with both sides struggling to get the better over the other. Neither team managed to score over the course of the match, but halfway-through the Beasts were starting to show signs of exhaustion.
They held on but their offense was being easily countered by the superior defenses of the opponent, and it soon became obvious that the defense team was left the only thing standing between a loss for our favourite national team unless a miracle happened.
The match ended in a tie with no score for either side and over-time was called. The Beasts were taken by complete surprise and in the span of two minutes, the team from Devonta mercilessly crushed the Beasts with a perfect touchdown. Things were looking pretty grim by then and what little hope there was of victory was quickly was ripped by the reality of an extra point. By the time overtime was up, it was obvious who were the winners.
A miracle didn't happen.
----
Medin Shani is our reporter on sports, and has written for the Times of Aredshan since her employment in 2007.
Aredshani Beasts Play Schedule: Group D: -Week 1: Beasts vs. United States of Devonta (Lost 0-7) -Week 2: BYE -Week 3: Beasts vs. New Engollon -Week 4: Beasts vs. Bzakstan -Week 5: Beasts vs. Christian Isles -Week 6: Beasts vs. Patistan -Week 7: Beasts vs. The Sarian | Standings: Group D (Wins, Losses, Points) 1. United States of Devonta (1, 0, 3) 2. Bzakstan (1, 0, 3) 3. Neu Engollon (1, 0, 3) 4. The Sarian (0, 1, 0) 5. Patistan (0, 1, 0) 6. Aredshan (0, 1, 0) |
Ranking | Competition |
3rd | Baptism of Iron XVI |
by Patistan » Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:46 am
by Gregoryisgodistan » Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:06 am
Group A Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 North Britonisea 2 2 0 30 20 +10 6
2 Fothhanu 2 2 0 34 30 +4 6
3 Laiyenda 2 1 1 45 17 +28 3
4 Bongo Johnson 2 1 1 22 32 −10 3
5 Democratic Donesia 1 0 1 20 23 −3 0
6 Vjaalsburg 1 0 1 17 20 −3 0
7 Dobbsland 2 0 2 0 26 −26 0
Group B Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Abanhfleft 2 2 0 34 16 +18 6
2 Jaechelter 2 1 1 20 10 +10 3
3 Serbian Orthodox Church 1 1 0 7 0 +7 3
4 The Urain 2 1 1 24 25 −1 3
5 The New Greek Republic 2 1 1 27 38 −11 3
6 Atornas 1 0 1 7 10 −3 0
7 Star United States 2 0 2 10 30 −20 0
Group C Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Silver Beach 2 2 0 48 7 +41 6
2 Gregory Llama Land 2 2 0 59 20 +39 6
3 Vankelland Islands 1 1 0 20 16 +4 3
4 Free Swiss States 2 1 1 9 20 −11 3
5 Ayank 1 0 1 10 29 −19 0
6 Globus 2 0 2 13 39 −26 0
7 Dead Names 2 0 2 23 51 −28 0
Group D Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Neu Engollon 2 2 0 37 17 +20 6
2 Patistan 2 1 1 19 17 +2 3
3 Bzakstan 2 1 1 14 12 +2 3
4 The Sarian 2 1 1 20 20 0 3
5 United States of Devonta 2 1 1 7 17 −10 3
6 Christian Isles 1 0 1 3 10 −7 0
7 Aredshan 1 0 1 0 7 −7 0
by Serbian Orthodox Church » Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:25 pm
by Christian Isles » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:48 pm
by Patistan » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:59 am
by Gregoryisgodistan » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:05 am
Group A Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Laiyenda 3 2 1 55 20 +35 6
2 Bongo Johnson 3 2 1 51 39 +12 6
3 Fothhanu 2 2 0 34 30 +4 6
4 North Britonisea 3 2 1 33 30 +3 6
5 Democratic Donesia 2 1 1 43 37 +6 3
6 Vjaalsburg 2 0 2 24 49 −25 0
7 Dobbsland 3 0 3 14 49 −35 0
Group B Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 The Urain 3 2 1 53 25 +28 6
2 Serbian Orthodox Church 2 2 0 23 9 +14 6
3 Abanhfleft 3 2 1 43 32 +11 6
4 The New Greek Republic 3 2 1 39 38 +1 6
5 Jaechelter 2 1 1 20 10 +10 3
6 Atornas 2 0 2 7 22 −15 0
7 Star United States 3 0 3 10 59 −49 0
Group C Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Silver Beach 3 3 0 61 10 +51 9
2 Gregory Llama Land 2 2 0 59 20 +39 6
3 Free Swiss States 3 2 1 26 23 +3 6
4 Vankelland Islands 2 1 1 23 29 −6 3
5 Globus 3 1 2 29 53 −24 3
6 Dead Names 3 0 3 37 67 −30 0
7 Ayank 2 0 2 13 46 −33 0
Group D Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Neu Engollon 3 2 1 44 30 +14 6
2 United States of Devonta 3 2 1 17 23 −6 6
3 Christian Isles 2 1 1 35 10 +25 3
4 Patistan 2 1 1 19 17 +2 3
5 Aredshan 2 1 1 13 14 −1 3
6 Bzakstan 3 1 2 20 22 −2 3
7 The Sarian 3 1 2 20 52 −32 3
by Serbian Orthodox Church » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:15 pm
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