Apples Vs. Oranges

[Reploid Productions]

Apples since oranges look disgusting, and apple juice tastes better.

You have clearly never enjoyed mimosas or screwdrivers. *nods sagely*

And man. This is AWESOME sitting on the fence. I can be all contrary at EVERYBODY!

[Coffee Cakes]

Oranges.

Because who enjoys apple flavored popsicles? Nobody.
Also, creamsicles.

Ugh, that citrus/dairy combo is vile.

It's the greatest combo ever.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/creamsicles-rule#3dzjknp
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/creamsicle-cocktails#3dzjknp

Sauced, even.

Thus, by being responsible for 50% of the best flavor combo ever, oranges prove they're better than apples.

Boom. Solved.

[Coffee Cakes]

How bout drinks? Can't make a screwdriver with apples, after all. *nod*

True, but you can't have my drink of choice without apples. Love me a good hard cider!

Bah. Who needs cider when the orange is so versatile with alcohol?

[Reploid Productions]

True, but you can't have my drink of choice without apples. Love me a good hard cider!

Bah. Who needs cider when the orange is so versatile with alcohol?

Oddly enough, hard liquor doesn't affect me nearly as much as a cider or two does. Given the choice between cocktails or a bottle of cider, I usually go for the cider! (Cheaper, too!)

[Persica Prime]

False: Limes.

They both have so very many great uses. But also at different times of the year. Apples are amazing in autumn - accompanied by cinnamon and clove, baked in pies, roasted in butter and served over pork, etc. But oranges are peerless in summertime when light and bright palates are preferred.

[NeuPolska]

Oranges all the way. They taste way better than apples in my opinion. Plus they're also a color

[Luziyca]

Apples since oranges look disgusting, and apple juice tastes better.

You have clearly never enjoyed mimosas or screwdrivers. *nods sagely*

And man. This is AWESOME sitting on the fence. I can be all contrary at EVERYBODY!

Are screwdrivers even edible?

[Reploid Productions]

You have clearly never enjoyed mimosas or screwdrivers. *nods sagely*

And man. This is AWESOME sitting on the fence. I can be all contrary at EVERYBODY!

Are screwdrivers even edible?

Well, drinkable.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Apples are pretty much the most badass fruit, ever.

[Luziyca]

Are screwdrivers even edible?

Well, drinkable.

Bad pun. I'm gonna blame you, Reppy, for that name.

[NeuPolska]

Are screwdrivers even edible?

Well, drinkable.

And that drink was made with...oranges

[Coffee Cakes]

Bah. Who needs cider when the orange is so versatile with alcohol?

Oddly enough, hard liquor doesn't affect me nearly as much as a cider or two does. Given the choice between cocktails or a bottle of cider, I usually go for the cider! (Cheaper, too!)

But cider doesn't taste nearly as good, and it's not versatile.

[Persica Prime]

Apples are pretty much the most badass fruit, ever.

Said the guy from the apple capital of the northwest!

[Reploid Productions]

Oddly enough, hard liquor doesn't affect me nearly as much as a cider or two does. Given the choice between cocktails or a bottle of cider, I usually go for the cider! (Cheaper, too!)

But cider doesn't taste nearly as good, and it's not versatile.

But godDAMN is it refreshing after a hot day!

[Washington Resistance Army]

Apples are pretty much the most badass fruit, ever.

Said the guy from the apple capital of the northwest!

Shh... I'm not biased.

[Luziyca]

Well, drinkable.

And that drink was made with...oranges

Bleh. *pukes*

[Persica Prime]

Said the guy from the apple capital of the northwest!

Shh... I'm not biased.

LIES! I tried bringing a B.C. Spartan apple across the border once. The guy with the elbow-length latex glove was surprisingly gentle.

[Reploid Productions]

And that drink was made with...oranges

Bleh. *pukes*

I dunno man. Mimosas were about the only thing that kept me functioning the day of my sister's wedding. Drank more booze in that one day than I think I'd had the entire three years before it combined!

(Fun fact: Reppy is not a big drinker.)

[Luziyca]

Bleh. *pukes*

I dunno man. Mimosas were about the only thing that kept me functioning the day of my sister's wedding. Drank more booze in that one day than I think I'd had the entire three years before it combined!

(Fun fact: Reppy is not a big drinker.)

Not even when you had to block 80% of NZ that one time?

[Persica Prime]

Bleh. *pukes*

I dunno man. Mimosas were about the only thing that kept me functioning the day of my sister's wedding. Drank more booze in that one day than I think I'd had the entire three years before it combined!

(Fun fact: Reppy is not a big drinker.)

And mimosas are acceptable at (or as) breakfast!

[Reploid Productions]

I dunno man. Mimosas were about the only thing that kept me functioning the day of my sister's wedding. Drank more booze in that one day than I think I'd had the entire three years before it combined!

(Fun fact: Reppy is not a big drinker.)

Not even when you had to block 80% of NZ that one time?

Not even then. 'Sides, I don't drink and mod. That way lies madness. Or at least bad calls and potential ejection from the team.

Found I really like Strongbow's Gold Apple Cider, and when I can actually get my hands on it, Woodchuck's Winter Cider. So that +2 for apples.

[Luziyca]

Not even when you had to block 80% of NZ that one time?

Not even then. 'Sides, I don't drink and mod. That way lies madness. Or at least bad calls and potential ejection from the team.

Found I really like Strongbow's Gold Apple Cider, and when I can actually get my hands on it, Woodchuck's Winter Cider. So that +2 for apples.

I mean after, not while on the job.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I honestly cannot decide as I like both fruits. Oranges, for the nutritional value of vitamin C, and apples for their benefits to the heart.

[Bombadil]

This is literally comparing apples to oranges..

They keep saying you can't compare apples and oranges. I can. An apple is red and distinctly non-spherical; an orange is orange and nearly spherical. So, what's the big problem? - George Carlin

So really this is whether you think red is superior to orange, which it is, and whether non-spherical objects are superior to spherical objects, which they aren't.

So then.. is colour more important than shape.. and I think if we apply that to a person then shape is far more important, otherwise it's just racist.

So apples win by deductive reasoning.

[L Ron Cupboard]

I like both, but I would struggle to grow oranges in the UK.