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Lykens
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Postby Lykens » Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:45 am

The IASM wrote:
Lykens wrote:Inbreeding at its finest.

I created the Empire of Russia once, and the Rurikids split into three main branches, disregarding the smaller, lesser branches of the Grand Princes, the line of the Tsars, the Byzantine Tsars/Basilieuses, and the descendants of the second son of the first Tsar made up the third. About two hundred years later, the line of the Tsar and the line of the second son had become pretty large, and I married the some generation descendant grand daughter of the first Tsar to his some generation grand son. Both happen to have no siblings, and I united the house, excluding the Greek Rurikids. Unfortunately, first three children of that union were inbred, and I almost lost the game.

I once played a game as incestious Romans venetians which was fun as it sounds and I ended up reforming the Roman Empire, making iconoclast the orthodoxy and managed to get the Golden Horde in one on one combat. That was a good game.

Mongol hordes are always fun. I got hit with the golden horde and the Ilkhanate. I had only counted on one showing up, and I had a few armies in the region where they spawn, and got smashed by them both.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:26 am

Registug wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Now i have her prisoner and her family came to court because of it.

Man I wouldn't even execute this chick, sounds like a fuckin' badass.

Eh, she was not that impressive herself. Her martial was only 16 and her other stats were pretty poor. All of her good generals either died or just disappeared after the war.

I banished her and got 300 gold from it. And her husband got crippled fighting for me and died so that is a bonus. All of this would not have happened if she just stated in England.
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Registug
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:44 am

"If she just stayed in England."

Didn't YOU go to England and capture her? :p
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:45 am

Registug wrote:"If she just stayed in England."

Didn't YOU go to England and capture her? :p

Eh...

Shut up Registug you dont know what you are talking about :p
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:52 am

And you banished her from Byzantine. She's from England. Basically you threw her out into the wilds of Europe so she could find her own way home.

I'd like to think she found her way home, too. Back from her grand adventure.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:56 am

Registug wrote:And you banished her from Byzantine. She's from England. Basically you threw her out into the wilds of Europe so she could find her own way home.

I'd like to think she found her way home, too. Back from her grand adventure.


Eh she deserved it, fucking declare war on me ill smash your army, lock you up for 8 years and then toss you outside miles away from your home. She is lucky I did not blind her.

If i were in a darker mood i would kill her with assassins now, probably kill her family as well. But im feeling charitable today... so she can live.
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:02 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Registug wrote:And you banished her from Byzantine. She's from England. Basically you threw her out into the wilds of Europe so she could find her own way home.

I'd like to think she found her way home, too. Back from her grand adventure.


Eh she deserved it, fucking declare war on me ill smash your army, lock you up for 8 years and then toss you outside miles away from your home. She is lucky I did not blind her.

If i were in a darker mood i would kill her with assassins now, probably kill her family as well. But im feeling charitable today... so she can live.

*sighs* CK2. The abyss we love and know.
Den svenska riket wrote:So I really recommend reading this. I'm pretty sure my sides were sliced away by a naginata.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=230109417

I only read up to the stage of becoming a Mounted Retainer, but what I did read was quite funny.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:07 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Eh she deserved it, fucking declare war on me ill smash your army, lock you up for 8 years and then toss you outside miles away from your home. She is lucky I did not blind her.

If i were in a darker mood i would kill her with assassins now, probably kill her family as well. But im feeling charitable today... so she can live.

*sighs* CK2. The abyss we love and know.
Den svenska riket wrote:So I really recommend reading this. I'm pretty sure my sides were sliced away by a naginata.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=230109417

I only read up to the stage of becoming a Mounted Retainer, but what I did read was quite funny.

Damn straight, its the best Abyss imaginable.
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:17 am

Respect your enemies? If it were me, I would not be so vengeful.

I need to get this game.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:42 am

Registug wrote:Respect your enemies? If it were me, I would not be so vengeful.

I need to get this game.

Oh definitely, its soo much fun. My favourite Paradox game and one of my all time favourite games.
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Registug
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:07 am

Well I just started PDM game as Choshu in southern Japan, looking forward to leading the war against the shogun and unifying Japan under the emperor.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:15 am

Registug wrote:Well I just started PDM game as Choshu in southern Japan, looking forward to leading the war against the shogun and unifying Japan under the emperor.

For the Emperor!
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Registug
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:21 am

Charge!

If you will not serve in battle, you will serve on the firing line!

wait... wrong universe...
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:23 am

Registug wrote:Charge!

If you will not serve in battle, you will serve on the firing line!

wait... wrong universe...
PDM is a vic2 mod right?

If so then it is still applicable since you have guns :p
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Registug
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:24 am

Welp, someone needs to transpose the 40k universe into Vic2 somehow.
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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:38 am

Registug wrote:Well I just started PDM game as Choshu in southern Japan, looking forward to leading the war against the shogun and unifying Japan under the emperor.

Wouldn't that result in game-over due to the emperor annexing everybody after defeating the Tokugawa?
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:*sighs* CK2. The abyss we love and know.
I only read up to the stage of becoming a Mounted Retainer, but what I did read was quite funny.

Damn straight, its the best Abyss imaginable.

11/10 would incest on playing again.
Registug wrote:Respect your enemies? If it were me, I would not be so vengeful.

I need to get this game.

Yep.
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Registug wrote:Respect your enemies? If it were me, I would not be so vengeful.

I need to get this game.

Oh definitely, its soo much fun. My favourite Paradox game and one of my all time favourite games.

Probably the same for me as well. Though pre-whateverthemostrecenttwopatchesare EU4 also was quite fun, and Vicky always is enjoyable.
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Registug
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Postby Registug » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:40 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Registug wrote:Well I just started PDM game as Choshu in southern Japan, looking forward to leading the war against the shogun and unifying Japan under the emperor.

Wouldn't that result in game-over due to the emperor annexing everybody after defeating the Tokugawa?

If it's a player, the player nation gets tag switched to JAP and becomes Imperial Japan, and annexes all the Daimyo.
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Tierra Prime
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Postby Tierra Prime » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:24 am

I'm making a mod which focuses on CK2 Byzantium and I wanted to ask what you guys think I should add?

I don't know if any of you know much about Byzantium, but the Paradox forums are really slow and I need more ideas.

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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:34 am

Tierra Prime wrote:I'm making a mod which focuses on CK2 Byzantium and I wanted to ask what you guys think I should add?

I don't know if any of you know much about Byzantium, but the Paradox forums are really slow and I need more ideas.

Theme system 'nuff said.
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Tierra Prime
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Postby Tierra Prime » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:45 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
Tierra Prime wrote:I'm making a mod which focuses on CK2 Byzantium and I wanted to ask what you guys think I should add?

I don't know if any of you know much about Byzantium, but the Paradox forums are really slow and I need more ideas.

Theme system 'nuff said.

Already have that finished.

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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:47 am

Tierra Prime wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:Theme system 'nuff said.

Already have that finished.

Ambitious bastards? If someone has enough money they are more probable to hire mercs and be the Emperor.
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Tierra Prime
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Postby Tierra Prime » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:49 am

Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
Tierra Prime wrote:Already have that finished.

Ambitious bastards? If someone has enough money they are more probable to hire mercs and be the Emperor.

Isn't that already represented by adventurers?

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:59 am

The Jonathanian States wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Damn straight, its the best Abyss imaginable.

11/10 would incest on playing again
Okay that is the one thing i actively try to avoid in CK2. Ive never done it yet. There was one time in my GOT mod playthrough as a northern house which i mentioned a while back, where my first character kept falling love with his niece and i threatened to kill both her and him if she ever got pregnant. Thankfully she did not.
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Postby Shove Piggy Shove » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:11 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:
11/10 would incest on playing again
Okay that is the one thing i actively try to avoid in CK2. Ive never done it yet. There was one time in my GOT mod playthrough as a northern house which i mentioned a while back, where my first character kept falling love with his niece and i threatened to kill both her and him if she ever got pregnant. Thankfully she did not.


I'm currently working on getting the Keeping it in the Family achievement, I have 2/3 of my concubines as kinswomen :)

I did father an inbred child on a daughter in law, but my son thought it was his so it didn't count for the achievement :(
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:19 am

Registug wrote:
The Jonathanian States wrote:Wouldn't that result in game-over due to the emperor annexing everybody after defeating the Tokugawa?

If it's a player, the player nation gets tag switched to JAP and becomes Imperial Japan, and annexes all the Daimyo.

Ah, didn't know that. I never actually attempted a unification of Japan. Is it fun?
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