A threat? How quaint....
Did I strike a nerve, or did you let on more than you wanted anyone else to know?
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by Chester Pearson » Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:51 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:With a lawnchair and a large bag of popcorn in hand, Ambassador SaDiablo walks in and sets himself up comfortably. Out of a dufflebag comes a large foam finger with the name "Chester Pearson" emblazoned on it, as well as a few six-packs.
by Sween » Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:55 pm
Wrapper wrote:South Pacific Republic wrote:Why did people vote against this?
Well, there were issues with the definition of pornography, using the age of consent, and other technical issues that were raised. There were some disagreements about the exceptions clauses as well -- some said they're too restrictive, some said not restrictive enough. Oh, and, there was an odd perception by some that we were pushing a religious agenda. Still can't understand that one. Oh, and, one ambassador who says that pedophilia is fine if it's consensual. We wonder how he sleeps soundly at night, but, whatever.
We feel that we addressed this in the best way possible, by making a resolution that set a fair minimum standard while allowing for further restrictions on the issue, either via domestic or international laws.
It's true you can't please everyone... but to get 93% agreement here, well, that's unprecedented, so we must have done something right.
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by Sween » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:01 pm
Chester Pearson wrote:Sween wrote:
Kim Eun Mi slowly raises a lead pipe from her purse, scowling menacingly.
She proceeds to place it back into her purse and point two fingers to her eyes, then to Pearson.
A threat? How quaint....
Did I strike a nerve, or did you let on more than you wanted anyone else to know?
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by Chester Pearson » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:18 pm
Sween wrote:Chester Pearson wrote:
A threat? How quaint....
Did I strike a nerve, or did you let on more than you wanted anyone else to know?
One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."
he leans in closer and whispers "I think it's that time of the month..."
he gets slapped in the back of the head by Kim, unarmed.
Separatist Peoples wrote:With a lawnchair and a large bag of popcorn in hand, Ambassador SaDiablo walks in and sets himself up comfortably. Out of a dufflebag comes a large foam finger with the name "Chester Pearson" emblazoned on it, as well as a few six-packs.
by Separatist Peoples » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:47 pm
Sween wrote:[One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."
by Sween » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:52 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Sween wrote:[One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."
"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."
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by Wrapper » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:57 pm
Sween wrote:"I find it hard to believe that an ambassador or any other official wouldn't come with some form of body armour or bodyguards, to an international summit. An assassin from a hostile nation could be lurking anywhere." Kim says, while gesturing toward her tow red-uniformed bodyguards.
by Chester Pearson » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:59 pm
Sween wrote:Separatist Peoples wrote: "Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."
"I find it hard to believe that an ambassador or any other official wouldn't come with some form of body armour or bodyguards, to an international summit. An assassin from a hostile nation could be lurking anywhere." Kim says, while gesturing toward her tow red-uniformed bodyguards.
Separatist Peoples wrote:With a lawnchair and a large bag of popcorn in hand, Ambassador SaDiablo walks in and sets himself up comfortably. Out of a dufflebag comes a large foam finger with the name "Chester Pearson" emblazoned on it, as well as a few six-packs.
by Sauvage » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:00 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Sween wrote:[One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."
"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."
by Wrapper » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:01 pm
by Chester Pearson » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:02 pm
Sauvage wrote:He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."
Separatist Peoples wrote:With a lawnchair and a large bag of popcorn in hand, Ambassador SaDiablo walks in and sets himself up comfortably. Out of a dufflebag comes a large foam finger with the name "Chester Pearson" emblazoned on it, as well as a few six-packs.
by Wrapper » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:04 pm
Sauvage wrote:He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."
by Sween » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:09 pm
Sauvage wrote:Separatist Peoples wrote: "Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."
The Sauvage representative pauses at this statement, looking over his shoulder at the two highlander grenadier guards flanking his sides with muskets in hand.
"Never hurts to protect yourself from advanced civilization riffraff that fancy taking away my baby Cupid paintings!"
He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."
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by Sauvage » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:10 pm
Wrapper wrote:Sauvage wrote:He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."
Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.
by Sween » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:14 pm
Sauvage wrote:Wrapper wrote:Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.
"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"
He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:
"simply dreadful!"
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by Wrapper » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:17 pm
Sauvage wrote:"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"
by Sauvage » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:26 pm
Wrapper wrote:Sauvage wrote:"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"
No, what's quite clear, Ambassador, is that your reading comprehension is shit. Try reading it again and tell us what the words "intended" and "primarily" mean to you. Or "artistic representations" for that matter.
by Sween » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:34 pm
Sauvage wrote:Wrapper wrote:No, what's quite clear, Ambassador, is that your reading comprehension is shit. Try reading it again and tell us what the words "intended" and "primarily" mean to you. Or "artistic representations" for that matter.
He pulls his arm away from his face, fresh tears coming down his face.
"Agh! How could you?! I'm only now adapting to your modern English, ye's and thou's are much more effect than this drab! Though seriously I would argue that interpretation goes a long way with what your trying to point out. I for one think that it would all be better if me and the Sween representative got together and threw a party at Sauvage Palace to celebrate my entire country's inability to interpret one word of any of these resolutions! The Quee- *Ahem* head of seats will be most pleased to hear that I'm as incompetent as he intended!"
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by Bears Armed » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:05 am
Sween wrote:South Pacific Republic wrote:Why did people vote against this?
because some nation thought it was:
A. NOT FAR enough
B. A matter for the state, not international law
C.Don't see anything particularly wrong with paedophilia as long as it's consensual.
D.meant well but went TOO FAR
E. Culturally biased
F. They possibly might be paedophiliacs
probably there's more reasons.
by Normlpeople » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:59 am
Sween wrote:Kim proceeds
"So I'm the ONLY one with bodyguards am I?
by Separatist Peoples » Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:38 am
Sauvage wrote:Wrapper wrote:Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.
"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"
He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:
"simply dreadful!"
by Defwa » Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:20 am
Normlpeople wrote:Sween wrote:Kim proceeds
"So I'm the ONLY one with bodyguards am I?
Clover spoke up "Considering the weapons nullifiers will neutralize any real threat beyond a physical attack, and such an attack would result in the secritariant neutralizing the offender quickly, why would you need them?"
by Bears Armed » Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:25 am
Separatist Peoples wrote:Sauvage wrote:
"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"
He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:
"simply dreadful!"
"Teddy bears are good to cuddle with when you're upset."
by Araraukar » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:20 pm
Coroscent wrote:think of the children!
The Flood wrote:Just think of the children!"
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Coroscent » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:30 pm
Mundiferrum wrote:Coroscent wrote:
Then WHY are you in the WA? What do you honestly expect? If you don't want to be "micromanaged" then there is a simple solution: leave the WA. And return to your pedophilloic ways.
Mr. Ambassador from Sween, sir, (Gravey says, having by the skilled hands of the medical gnomes recovered from his head wound)if you have such an opinion of the WA, I suggest you, well, get your butt out of here. That's pretty much the point of the WA there, and if you choose to veto all, or hell even just some of its resolutions, well then you're not really complying with it, which is a big no-no in these walls. And Mr. Ambassador from Coroscent, sir, just because someone does not denounce something, does not mean he or she is for it. Sween here is not necessarily being a pedophiliac. If you are to be so black-and-white in your treatment of such things, I suggest you get out of politics in general, since a huge chunk of politics is all about finding grey areas.
Now please, both of you, do stop all this shoutey nonsense - my head still hurts. Och! Damn Flutians (He mutters to himself as he exits and heads for the bar)
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