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by Awesomeness111 » Sat May 08, 2010 10:23 pm
by Vestbredden » Wed May 12, 2010 2:15 am
by Peppersmak » Wed May 12, 2010 2:29 am
by The shee species » Wed May 12, 2010 8:08 am
by Moronist Decisions » Wed May 12, 2010 10:11 am
by TurtleShroom » Wed May 12, 2010 10:14 am
Santo Siberia wrote:....a shiny black vehicle with a government seal on it....
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Pythria » Wed May 12, 2010 10:22 am
When are they going to pass that condemn proposal?Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1.Rehab
2. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
3. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job) for about 38 hours
4. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
5. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
6.This for about 24 months
7. Hanging them by the ear naked in public in the cold on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pegs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with all your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
8.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped repeatedly
9.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
10.Cutting off your hands and watching them go up in flames in you're face
11.Back bent backward rapidly. there will be no treatment for it!
12.Well make you watch while auctioning your possetions and give the money to charity.
13.Smashing your feet repedativly with a hammer
14.Shoving swords continuessly through your body
15.We give you small pox
16.We cure the small pox after a week
17.We chuck you out here
for 5 years in the cold, rain and heat
18.We staple your mouth shut so we can't hear you
19.Repeated acid and fire burns
20.We dip a piece of magnesium into a 1000 degrees celcius liquid untill the metal gets hotter then we melt it on to your arm
21.Constant low voltage electricutions
22.We slowly and painfully unstaple your mouth
23.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell, a cramed, cold 1 cubic meand giving the meter frezer on a space
station with 9 other room mates (10 to a cell) and no sheets, blankets of the sort but only one pillow for the 10 of you to share and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light for you and your cell mates to shair. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the ads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. You get tazored for complaing about ichy, board, squashed, cramed, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, sick, diesed need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisening, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted, tin cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit on the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough, air, showers are strictly forbinen. We allow you out once a day to speek to a priest (optional), who is behind a bullet proof glass and ask for repentance and forgivness, once this has happened, if it's happened you go back to your cell, if it hasn't happened, you go back to your cell.
24.Once your dead, we send you back to earth where we donate your organs ect to charity
Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly
by Meekinos » Wed May 12, 2010 10:45 am
by The United Taifas » Wed May 12, 2010 12:24 pm
by Yautja hunting clans » Sat May 15, 2010 9:15 am
by South Aropa » Sat May 15, 2010 12:08 pm
by Myplaceyo » Sat May 15, 2010 1:05 pm
by The Lost Soviet Union » Thu May 20, 2010 2:34 pm
by Lemon Meraingue Pie » Thu May 20, 2010 2:42 pm
by The Grand Millian » Thu May 20, 2010 3:55 pm
by Kalasparata » Fri May 28, 2010 7:12 pm
Lemon Meraingue Pie wrote:The worst punishment is being given a lifetime sentence in our underground prison in Antarctica.
by Hodori » Fri May 28, 2010 9:48 pm
Lauren Ashburton wrote:Damn it, why is socialising so hard? What do I do? Aaargh!
by Meryuma » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:45 pm
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by La Habana » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:38 pm
by Wallenbergia » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:39 pm
by British Kuwait » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:42 pm
by Saurisia » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:08 pm
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
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