They have a Casus Belli on all their neighbors which reads "Burn the heathens!".
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by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:51 pm
by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:52 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:My fears on the international scale are the Moroccan Sultanate conquering Iberia (which, seeing as how the Spanish are only busy fighting amongst themselves, is quite possible) and the Fatimids storming through the Byzantines and/or the Italians.
Ha, you're funny.
The Ottomans are about to conquer the Papal State, which I border.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:54 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:55 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:56 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:How strong are they in your game?
They are the most powerful nation in the world, perhaps second only to Russia, with whom they are trapped in a cold war.
I'd go to Russia for help, but what the hell do they care about Catholics on the other side of the continent?
My plan is, if things go to shit, to conquer a small Sunni country off the coast of Madagascar and convert.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:58 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:They are the most powerful nation in the world, perhaps second only to Russia, with whom they are trapped in a cold war.
I'd go to Russia for help, but what the hell do they care about Catholics on the other side of the continent?
My plan is, if things go to shit, to conquer a small Sunni country off the coast of Madagascar and convert.
At least you have a Russia.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:03 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:05 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:06 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=280681542
Look at this. This is not a good alternative to Russia.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:06 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=280681542
Look at this. This is not a good alternative to Russia.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:09 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:17 pm
by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:22 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:52 pm
by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:56 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594761054303722446/8B66D9953A869E48F326572EC2126E9FF5971932/1024x0.resizedimage
GRRM's master plan.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:15 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594761054303722446/8B66D9953A869E48F326572EC2126E9FF5971932/1024x0.resizedimage
GRRM's master plan.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:38 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:44 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:I didn't speak too high of King Waltheof. But that was before.
King Malcolm of Scotland died. As did Earl Duff of Fife. Both after long careers of badassery. So Duncan II rose to the throne in Scone, while Fife fell under the rule of Duff's son, Earl Constantine. I'm not sure how it started, but Constantine declared himself Leader of the Scottish Revolt and went to war against Duncan II. As did a few other Scottish nobles (Duncan isn't very well liked, apparently). I learnt that Duncan II was also excommunicated; and I had an "Excommunicated" Casus Belli, which would give me 200 piety and 400 prestige (or something like that) if I won the war. It would also force Duncan to abdicate the throne and hand it to his young grandson Gilchrist.
So Waltheof raised an army of 12000 men and marched off to fight Duncan and (though it hasn't happened yet) bring the son of Duff to the throne. During this time, the Kingdom of Navarra was conquered and its court became part of Waltheof's. He gained another lover during this time and got a bastard son named "Ximeo".
Waltheof occupied the Scottish capital and executed some of the court members there. Then he occupied and razed Forres and Inverness. He demolished Duncan's army and their Norwegian allies. Finally, Waltheof won. Duncan's grandson became the King of Scotland; essentially, a 2-year-old has to deal with 3 rebel nobles, all of whom want his crown. Constantine remains the most powerful, and I hope he wins because my relations with him are very good.
And to top it all off, Waltheof's experience has made him an absolutely badass general.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:46 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:I didn't speak too high of King Waltheof. But that was before.
King Malcolm of Scotland died. As did Earl Duff of Fife. Both after long careers of badassery. So Duncan II rose to the throne in Scone, while Fife fell under the rule of Duff's son, Earl Constantine. I'm not sure how it started, but Constantine declared himself Leader of the Scottish Revolt and went to war against Duncan II. As did a few other Scottish nobles (Duncan isn't very well liked, apparently). I learnt that Duncan II was also excommunicated; and I had an "Excommunicated" Casus Belli, which would give me 200 piety and 400 prestige (or something like that) if I won the war. It would also force Duncan to abdicate the throne and hand it to his young grandson Gilchrist.
So Waltheof raised an army of 12000 men and marched off to fight Duncan and (though it hasn't happened yet) bring the son of Duff to the throne. During this time, the Kingdom of Navarra was conquered and its court became part of Waltheof's. He gained another lover during this time and got a bastard son named "Ximeo".
Waltheof occupied the Scottish capital and executed some of the court members there. Then he occupied and razed Forres and Inverness. He demolished Duncan's army and their Norwegian allies. Finally, Waltheof won. Duncan's grandson became the King of Scotland; essentially, a 2-year-old has to deal with 3 rebel nobles, all of whom want his crown. Constantine remains the most powerful, and I hope he wins because my relations with him are very good.
And to top it all off, Waltheof's experience has made him an absolutely badass general.
Impressive.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:41 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:23 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:30 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I really like the idea behind the Night's Watch.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:31 pm
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