DO NOT QUESTION DEAREST LEADER!!!!
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by Freelasio » Sat May 08, 2010 6:43 pm
by New Amerik » Sat May 08, 2010 6:53 pm
by The Adrian Empire » Sat May 08, 2010 7:08 pm
Faith Hope Charity wrote:I would just like to take this time to say... The Adrian Empire is awesome.
by Spartinth » Sat May 08, 2010 7:45 pm
by Israslovakahzerbajan » Sun May 09, 2010 1:17 am
Crumplarstan wrote:Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:The former Prime Minister was impeached after a scandal with an underage neko girl...
So let's move on to our current Prime Minister, George Walker Milhous Buchanan.
HE:
-Is the head of an evil organization
-Was cryogenically frozen in space
-First person to use quotation fingers
-Had a menstrual cycle by sitting in a bus
-Wrote It's Raining Men
-Named his left testicle "piss" and the right "vinegar"
-Made marzipan voodoo figure of The Fonz after smoking Bolivian prair hash during a coma in Sammy Davis Jr's house
-Is the Princess of Canada
OOC: I wonder if anyone will get the reference.
George Walker - (Bush reference)
Milhous (Nixon reference)
Buchanan - (President before Lincoln widely regarded as one of the worst ever)
did i get it?
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Oh, I bet it counts alright...otaku gets anyone a x50 multiplier on their hell points.
by Grays Harbor » Sun May 09, 2010 1:18 am
by The Harrowlands » Sun May 09, 2010 2:49 am
by Dagnia » Sun May 09, 2010 3:02 am
by Imperial isa » Sun May 09, 2010 3:46 am
Grays Harbor wrote:No member of the Royal Family has ever needed to make shyte up to agrandize themselves. Actions have always been louder and more effective than words.
by The Grand World Order » Sun May 09, 2010 3:51 am
by Grandtaria » Sun May 09, 2010 3:52 am
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Vipra wrote:Heh, I remember when I had a nasty lung infection. Had to get shots in the ass every couple days for two weeks, and not the fun kind of shots in the ass that involve a busty nurse with an ominous bulge in her uniform.
by Grays Harbor » Sun May 09, 2010 4:00 am
Mostrov wrote:Comparable to god himself.
by New Amerik » Sun May 09, 2010 4:03 am
by Mostrov » Sun May 09, 2010 4:05 am
New Amerik wrote:
It's pretty sparse, I'll admit. If you're going to tellthe backstory of your leader for use in a novelblatant lies about the leader, at least make it inventive.
by New Amerik » Sun May 09, 2010 4:06 am
by Mostrov » Sun May 09, 2010 4:08 am
New Amerik wrote:
Give some examples of why they are akin to god! Say someone developed a sense of individuality, and knowing the danger to the hive your glorious leader killed them to make a show of it! Anything!
by Bosiso » Sun May 09, 2010 4:15 am
by KonataLand » Sun May 09, 2010 11:58 am
by I-Quarence » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:45 am
New Amerik wrote:Emperor Vasquail de Sadev, Living God of New Amerik, Herald of Science and Lord of the Otherside, is best known for the following feats of, in 2012 preventing the Apocalypse no less than three times; facing down and beating the physical avatar of Death; in 2024 killing the last President of the United States of America and taking power, founding New Amerik; discovering how to bring back people from the dead; legalizing drugs, incest, zoophilia, necrophilia, gay marriage, robophilia, poligamy, and polyandry; making extensive love to his wife, a Felis Sapiens; turning organized crime and serial killers in New Amerik loyal to the government; and discovering antigravity by tieing a piece of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat.
.....Okay, he made the last one up when he was drunk. The rest are true.
Allied Governments wrote: [i]Burn the women, rape the crops! Leave no turn unstoned!
New Amerik wrote:[Emperor Vasquail de Sadev is best known for discovering anti gravity by tying a piece of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat.]
Holy human wrote:In the beginning,there was nothing, which then exploded." Terry Pratchett. You have to have a creator somewhere.
-In the "how can you believe in evolution" thread.Holy human wrote:Is there anything that can be created without a creator? Name it.
by I-Quarence » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:51 am
New Nicksyllvania wrote:I-Quarence wrote:Describing our leader as glorious would be like describing MLK or Gandhi as "Pretty OK dudes."
So, your leader is the incarnation of Villiany?Our Prime Minister, Mr. Escrow, has three ex-wives that he gets along with and he has nine daughters that he is very devoted to. There is no greater accomplishment than that.
We are astonished that ones standards for accomplishment are so low as to regard three failed marriage as an impressive feat.
Allied Governments wrote: [i]Burn the women, rape the crops! Leave no turn unstoned!
New Amerik wrote:[Emperor Vasquail de Sadev is best known for discovering anti gravity by tying a piece of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat.]
Holy human wrote:In the beginning,there was nothing, which then exploded." Terry Pratchett. You have to have a creator somewhere.
-In the "how can you believe in evolution" thread.Holy human wrote:Is there anything that can be created without a creator? Name it.
by I-Quarence » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:52 am
Allied Governments wrote: [i]Burn the women, rape the crops! Leave no turn unstoned!
New Amerik wrote:[Emperor Vasquail de Sadev is best known for discovering anti gravity by tying a piece of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat.]
Holy human wrote:In the beginning,there was nothing, which then exploded." Terry Pratchett. You have to have a creator somewhere.
-In the "how can you believe in evolution" thread.Holy human wrote:Is there anything that can be created without a creator? Name it.
by Rus-Alla » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:55 am
by Zirconim » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:56 am
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