The Conference (IC Thread| FT)

[Shinkadomayaka]

In the shop

The men lead the droids to the ship.

In the hangar

"Okay." Revan said, then entered the tank.

[Theao]

"Will do." Vic called back as he found what he thought would be the fried corumpi and began to dig in.

"That sounds interesting, but I think we may have met a few races that might give you a run for you money in the uninhibited game. But that's beside the point for the moment. I thank you for you helpful information, and if you have any questions to ask of us prior to the conference starting?"

[Grittonia]

''Hah. Ronta, take the chair.''
''Will do.''

Sangria stood up and Ronta took the wheel.
''Listen babe, I am dead serious that there are no taboo's and everything is possible. But, if it's true what you say, let's get that fake phallus.''

Sangria rummaged through a small compartment in the side of the van.
''Ehmm... Here, I have it.''
Sangria took out the fake double-sided phallus.
''Here. I always hold my end of bets. Smack me with it and do it hard. It's not like I'm some pussy or anything. Oh wait, I'll take off my armor otherwise I won't feel it.''

Sangria took off his armor and revealed a six-pack.
''I'm gaining weight. It used to be a eight pack but now... Anyway, come on. Smack me.''

[Grittonia]

To: Shinnie

''This tank it goes a 1000 an hour, has it's weapons directed by a droid brain and it has pre-heated massage chairs! I love it when that hot chair goes and massage my body, all sweaty from training. Anyway, off we go.''
Menni started the tank and off they went.

[Cyber Utopia]

Dave was relieved. At least, as relieved as an android can be. It had occured to him that the Phallus's ridiculous size may cause problems with docking. He had contemplated launching one of the Tadpole all-purpose travel pods if things got sticky, but thanks to the Grittonian's co-operation it appeared that he would be able to slip The Phallus in somewhere else.
He sent another message.

"Message recieved. Pulling into Dock 69"

Slowly, but surely, he steered the ship around to the larger dock. It appeared that it may still be too small, and Dave may not be able to cram the whole length of the ship in. But he had to try. He lined The Phallus up, and slowly inserted it into the tight space. He took great care not to rub The Phallus against the Downtrodden Vulva, which looked like it had already taken a pounding in some past confrontation as it was. Finally, thanks to the power of ParkingMaster 2.0, dave got the ship in. Suprisingly, the whole ship. It may be a bit more difficult to withdraw, but Dave wasn't concerned about that. He wasn't programmed to get concerned.

After about an hour of walking through gargantuan the ship, Dave finally reach the Landing Bay. With a press of a button, a small Tadpole all-purpose travel pod wheeled it's way towards him. He promptly clambered into it, and shot full throttle through the landing bay doors, hoping there was a Grittonian representitive ready to meet him.

[Grittonia]

The Hangar was painted in pink and red and on all walls were enlarged posters of adult movies. The most prominent posters had titles as 'Let's Ghat it on', 'Big, Blue and Dangerous' and 'Ghat your ass over here!' which showed a showed a large buff handsome man who somehow turned from a dark blue into a light blue variating each poster.

Various boys, all looking the same in their sailor outfits, walked around.
Suddenly, one of them went towards Dave.
''Hey mister! You are hot, wanna touch me?''

A large, seemingly Human, man with green hair dashed out of the Downtrodden Vulva and shot the boy, revealing his droid face.
''Sorry 'bout that. I don't know why Srrtah even transports these things anymore... He knows they are trouble. Nice ship by the way, just the form I like. Haha! I'll get this scrapheap away from you, again, sorry.''

The man took the destroyed droid away and sat down in a chair outside of the Vulva.

Then two droids walked in.

''You must be Dave, no?''
''Yes?''
''Lina, shut the hell up!''
''So, I can't talk? Is it because I'm the pretty one?''
''Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.''

The one droid was a short and slightly chubby droid with a long maid uniform paint job while the other one had long legs, was much slimmer and had a french maid paint job.

[Enzo Turga]

The Infinite Flame went to go dock in the The Royal Ghat Hangar.

"ETA 1 minute. Guards, get you weapons ready. Sadly, I doubt they'll allow you in with all of you weapons. What do they tink we'll do? Shoot someone?" The pilot said to the passengers. The ship docked. There was a hiss and a ramp lowered down. The general and two satraps came out along with 6 guards. The guards all carried varying primary weapons, ETP pistols for secondary weapons, and plasma swords. The general carried an XX Photon Pistol on him. 4 aides also came out.

[Grittonia]

A lone figure, in blue armor and with a massive gun in his hands walked towards the guards.
''If I was you, I would drop the weapons. I mean, you are so outnumbered. 6 to me? Pff, it would get so messy. One shot of this baby... Splats, all your guts gone. Now, be good boys and either go back in the ship, get on your knees and give me some relief or drop the weapons.''

The 2.25 meter long man had long blonde hair and if he was Ghat, he would have had extensive surgery.

''Do I have to repeat myself? Drop the weapons, drop the pants or get back in the ship. I'm on a escort mission and I would like to end it successfully and without bloodshed.

[Shinkadomayaka]

*Is waiting to reach the meeting*

[Enzo Turga]

"Ha ha ha! I would like to see a human of your size try and make me." One of the guards said. Being a Brawn, he stood at 8 feet and looked like an ape. He had large, sharp teeth and retracable claws. It just happened that at that moment they were out. They were about 2 inches long.

[Grittonia]

''A human? You think I'm one of those beings? I'm a pure bred Ghat, I just have a pigmentation problem. Where was I? Oh, yeah. This thing fires two shots every three seconds. You do the math. Three times three is nine. Think you can reach me in 9 seconds? This baby is a Organ Buster Mark II. Now, before you reach me, I will have 4 of you down and the other two I will gladly kill with with my bare hands. Plus, let's say you kill me, yes? Every Ghat ShockTroop has a special transmitter which is turned on when the trooper is on duty. It works on life signals. If my life signal suddenly goes out, they will know that something is wrong and will send reinforcements. And not just one or two extra Troops. Oh no, they will bring in the big guns and will surely kill you all. So, do as I say and move away.''

[Dbrought]

In the shop.

Well i guess i'll take all you have. You see spare parts even if they junk are very valuable when you whole society lives on a Flotilla. Actually scratch that. What i really want is something exotic. You know. something you can't find anywhere else in the galaxy and isn't the same as any other kinda tech. Got anything like that? oh yeah do you know of a gun store around here? And is there a pub nearby too by any chance. i want a drink so bad.

Vern Mina and Jacob

Having gone up the elevator to the conference level Vern approached the Front desk.

"Hello may i help you"

"Yes we are here for the international conference. Where do we need to go from here?"

[Grittonia]

Inside the Shop

''Something exotic... I might have something. I bought it up from some pirates... They couldn't tell me more but as far as I can tell, it's a very powerfull computer capable of almost everything. Couldn't find out the origins even when using the extensive GBA database... It's a big one however, it's in the backroom if you want to take a look. Now, for a weapons shop... I believe there is one near here just around the corner and then just follow the road. The bars, brothels and whatever you want in the sense of entertainment are at the Entertaiment Decks. If you like men, try the Bananarama. Good drinks, good men and a very nice barkeep named Alphonse. If you like women more, you could try the Pussycat club, it's supposed to be very nice. And if you don't care if women, men or people who look like men but are women and vice versa hit on you, you should go to the Fleshlight.''

At the desk
''Hmm... You should go through those doors, then take the first door on your right then the second one on the left, the third one on the right and then walk around 200 meters straight forward. It's there.''
The girl pointed at a set of doors.

[Dbrought]

in the shop
after looking at the computer for a while Tarn spoke.

Hey i'll take it. hey i was wondering. you know those security droids i just bought. i want to test them out a bit. Tell the repair droids to take the computer back to the ship and have the security droid escort and guard them. Can they talk by the way? i want to tell the guards that there are from me that way there is no trouble. Now after i go to the gun shop how do i get to the Pussycat club?

At the conference. Vern had a good memory. despite the very confusing directions he easily made it to the long stretch of hallway. on the way however Jacob decided he needed to take a leak, so along the way he went of his own way looking for the bathroom. eventually he made it to what appeared to be a directions panel. "were are the lavatories located?"

[Grittonia]

In the shop

''The security bots cannot talk in Humana but they have the capability to awnser in beeps. One beep is yes, two beeps is no and three beeps is that they don't understand. The repair droids however can speak Humana with ease. Hold on, I'll instruct them.''

The Technician turned around.
''Fixy droidica! Mechanica machinica movea shipii.''
''Yes sir, we shall move the computer to the ship.''
''Now, bots. Escort and guard the repair droids. Help them if anything goes wrong.''
''Beep.''

Then, he turned around to face Tarn.
''You can take the repulsorlift-lift to the Entertainment Deck. Then, I believe the neon sign can be seen from a kilometer away so you will be fine. Still... You know, you have a nice butt. You sure you want to go to the Pussycat Club?''

Near the Conference Room
''Toiletta lokitica spiiki hallica. Changing to Humana... The nearest toilets are in the Conference Hall near the sides. If you didn't understand me, please speak again so that I can analize your language and reply swiftly.''

[Enzo Turga]

Satrap-Archduke Mar Di Reg was a Turgan species called Bugs. He was just like a large bug(think Star Wars Geonosian). He began to click in a mad rage at the guard(think District 9 clicking). Then he began to speak tattered English at the Ghat. Reg was very old, about 945. He walked with a cane and had a beard.

"I sorry. Turgan soldiers no like to be intimidated." Reg said.

The guards stayed behind as the aids and leaders went to the conference.

[Theao]

"Well, smacking our hosts is something we generally don't do. And I believe you said with less than, while I said comparably." Maria commented as she took the offered device. "However, if it would make you happy."

As she shifted slightly, Jules called forward, "I'd brace yourself."

With that Maria swung the adult toy with an aim to strike Sangria delivered to what would, for a human at least be the best protected area. If the self-satisfaction device was made of a material with a low to medium fracture point if would end as two distinct pieces. Either way, the blow would most certainly hurt, a lot.

As the sound of toy meeting flesh died away, Vic added to Jules warning, "Maria happens to have been a soldier, and seeing as she's still doing government work, hasn't had to get the inhibitors put in. She's cleared for for what, four gee?"
"Five actually. Sorry if you weren't expecting that. As Vic mentioned, I'm still classed as active duty with a five gravity rating, which means I can run a full marathon with full load out, in a gravitational field with a strength of 50 m/s² in under three hours. That being said, any other questions you may have?"

Meanwhile from the back came a garbled, "Thefse arre guud," from Jules.

[Dbrought]

Tarn watched as the droids made there way back to the ship on their own quite easily. That was good. they seemed to work alright. He the headed off in the direction of the weapon shop the storekeeper told him about. after walking a short while he saw it and made his way to the door.


At the conference Jacob decided to milk the system from the console as much as he could. Jacob attached a universal data converter to the machine and let it download all that it could. he wasn't hacking anything/ he was just copying all the public knowledge that the console had to offer. who knows. maybe somebody back at the flotilla would learn something meaningful from it or at least get a kick from some strange custom that didn't translate. after a few minute he returned to Vern and Mina at their seat waiting for the conference to start