Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Don Quixote ignored Damien's insults, instead throwing an arm around his shoulders.
"Excellent!" he cheered, "You, my good boy, shall be my new squire!
Now, squire - I have a notion. We are souls. The dragon is made of souls. Thus, we are the dragon. And if we are the dragon, then shouldn't we start exercising more friendliness to our allies?"
"What the... how the..."
Damien sighed. "I guess there's a big control room where we can press a big red button and make the dragon nice. Because it'd make just about as much sense as anything else here. Alright team, let's go find that big red button and press it."
I fully admit this is the sole reason why a big red button suddenly appeared in front of them.