Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Monk: "I had hope. Hope is the worst thing."
Natalie: "No, Mr. Monk, hope is a good thing."
Monk: *tired stare* "You're very young."
You mention Monk with stunning regularity for a middle-aged Indian man.
Which is at all.
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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:39 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Monk: "I had hope. Hope is the worst thing."
Natalie: "No, Mr. Monk, hope is a good thing."
Monk: *tired stare* "You're very young."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:41 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:45 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Toward the end of Mumbai Tea Party, Stephen Colbert spoke fluent Hindi and, taking over some Indian gangs, regularly executed fellow cast members.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:47 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:49 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:06 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Monk: "I had hope. Hope is the worst thing."
Natalie: "No, Mr. Monk, hope is a good thing."
Monk: *tired stare* "You're very young."

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:11 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:11 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Joel McHale was "technically" the lead star, playing Khan.
He got very into character and refused to be acknowledged as Joel McHale. Violently rejecting the label.
Nobody has seen him since filming wrapped.
To be fair, though, no one has seen anything since then.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:16 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:It struck me just now that Martin has been writing A Song of Ice and Fire since the mid-90's.
For 20 years, he's had these monsters festering in his skull. No wonder he's slightly batshit.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:06 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://ottawacitizen.com/news/world/gormley-if-canada-were-syria
Holy shit.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:07 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://ottawacitizen.com/news/world/gormley-if-canada-were-syria
Holy shit.
"Everyone in Sudbury is dead. Every single person: combatants, civilians, and 10,000 children. All gone. The 160,000 people have been killed in a variety of ways: by barrel bombs filled with chlorine gas, by gunfire, or in detention, often after being tortured with electric cables and other means."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:09 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Everyone in Sudbury is dead. Every single person: combatants, civilians, and 10,000 children. All gone. The 160,000 people have been killed in a variety of ways: by barrel bombs filled with chlorine gas, by gunfire, or in detention, often after being tortured with electric cables and other means."
Assad is sitting in his office right now, drinking heavily as he does every night, pondering over how the hell this happened.
Things did not exactly go to plan.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:15 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:51 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:40 am

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:58 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:14 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Constaniana » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:38 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:59 am

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