St Timothy Isles against Western Cuba

[The St Timothy Isles]

Hahaha.

Really, my troops:
Air
10 SR-71 BLACKBIRDS

2 HTV-3X BLACKSWIFTS

Land
10 CHALLENGER 2 TANKS

50,000 ARMED TROOPS

Sea
2 RUSSIAN ULYANOVSK CARRIERS


Attacks will begin tomorrow.

[Great Nepal]

*tag to keep track*

[Novograd IV]

oh god! not the tech wankery...

i'll be right back after my trip to wikipedia and google images.

WHY DO YOU HAVE MT land, below that navy and PMT aerial forces?

[Auremena]

2101 should be FT, but you have MT, so maybe it is a typo of 2011 or 2010.

[Obamacain]

Troops:
40,000 guerrilla trained infantry


3 amphibious assault carriers


10 C-47 Paratrooper planes


4 groups of 5 specially trained terrorist operatives


2 outdated panzers that fit on my ships


and 8 of these f-35's

[Novograd IV]

I could wipe you out with almost no effort.

[Western cuba]

OOC: Well actually can you change the date to 2010.

IC: Two Officials enter the War Room under the dictators mansion and an important meeting begins to unfold.

Vladimir Makarov: Sir there appears to be a problem.....

First Official: What is it?

Vladimir Makarov: A coalition of nations have declared war on us. They are going to attempt to overthrow the government.....

The Second offical then eating his sandwich chokes on it being surprised on such a thing happening.

First Official: Mind your manners you ass! We are speaking to the dictator. Now what was it my dictator.

Vladimir Makarov: Well I want you to look at this map.

He then unrolls a map out and puts in on the wall.



It appears the enemy will most likely try to attempt to attack one of our islands. Probably the Bahamas. As if they gain to them they have a direct route to our homeland. However I want defenses placed every where. Right now we have 75 million men in our armed forces. It's nice to finally know that there was a reason to save up for all of this. Now for the 5 main places of importance. I want 20 million men. Those are...

Haiti:
Dominican Republic:
Jamaica:
Puerto Rico:
Cuba:

Now the Bahamas should have only 5 million. Now tell the generals this and do not tell the people.

First and Second Official: Yes Sir!

The then walk out and Vladimir Makarov is all alone. He wonders what will happen to his country which he ruled almost his whole adulthood which he raised and made powerful now maybe coming to an end.....

[Novograd IV]

NEITHER OF YOU CAN AFFORD YOUR MILITARY FORCES.

(not west cuba, but you other two aspiring trolls)

[Miyager]

-snip-

(You have 3 Aircraft carriers and you have F-35's and you were founded... 3 days ago and have 7 or so million people?)

[Great Nepal]

OOC:Only 2 words for everyone here "Epic GodMod"
cuba plez ignore this, it is not toward you.

[Western cuba]

-snip-

(You have 3 Aircraft carriers and you have F-35's and you were founded... 3 days ago and have 7 or so million people?)

Guys you destroying the thread use the other pre organization one to talk. Who cares about Obama. For tanks he had 2 panzers at least he rps decent for being three days old can we just have fun.

[Novograd IV]

"Novans! assemble

you've all been called to the field early, i'm sure you were enjoying your holidays but a threat has appeared, and we must shoot down these fools like the cretin they are!
We shall fight alongside West Cuba and attain victory against some low life scum nations who wish to start fires and declare war over nothing.

They shall end WHEN WE DEMAND IT!"

The troops cheered and ran to thier positions, only the fighters would go in during the first wave, then the troops would land and things would get interesting.

[The St Timothy Isles]

"In AD 2101 war was beginning against Western Cuba." is a reference to All Your Base Are Belong To Us". It is all MT. The Blackswift is MT.

-snip-

(You have 3 Aircraft carriers and you have F-35's and you were founded... 3 days ago and have 7 or so million people?)

Guys you destroying the thread use the other pre organization one to talk. Who cares about Obama. For tanks he had 2 panzers at least he rps decent for being three days old can we just have fun.

What he said.

[Satirius]

OOC: You guys know that the SR-71 is unarmed, and the tile is a reference to an internet meme, rite?

[Obamacain]

i am sorry if i seemed over the top just trying to have fun
take away 12 of my f-53s

[Western cuba]

OOC: For now on no OOC in this thread. Use this. viewtopic.php?f=5&t=48807

There you can bitch and complain all you want just don't please do it hear or I will ignore you.

[Obamacain]

After their 2 hours of training, the 40,000 troops of Obamacain were ready to set off on their liberation of the Western Cubans. Before, they departed Obamacain decided to inspire the troops for the harsh fighting they were soon to face

Men of the Free Land of Obamcain-today we set off for war. This is no small nation we face and many of you will no return home. But remember what you fight for. The horrible dictator of Western Cuba does not allow his people to live in freedom. He restrains them and those who oppose him are put down. So I ask of you today, to fight for these people. They may never be able to taste freedom like you do everyday if we do not save them. I cannot promise you victory, but I can promise that we will fight for something worth fighting for...we will fight for FREEEDOOMMMMM!!!

With the troops amped for battle, the army went to the docks to board the ships. Unfortunately, the ships were nowhere to be found. The irresponsible captains had decided to get terribly drunk and then sail their ships. The ships were nowhere to be found

[New Immortallia]

The Immortallian Government, in accordance with it's pledge to the Governments of The Free Land of Obamacain and The Democratic Republic of The St Timothy Isles, will immediately begin supplying upto $925bn USD worth of fuel, munitions, training support, small arms, tanks, planes, ships, ordinance, medical supplies, nutritious vacuum packed meals and pure cash to their respective nations. Such aid is to be used exclusively for the overthrow of the Western cuban regime, in accordance with the three point plan set out my Immortallia in exchange for it's support; to establish Socialist Democracy in Western cuba, and obliterate their bureaucratic appartchiks.

We hope our Comrades in The Democratic Republic of The St Timothy Isles and The Free Land of Obamacain enjoy their new shiny equipment and we promise to keep the supply flowing until this conflict is resolved!

Yours Sincerely,

(Koba, elected Premier of the territorries of Immortallia)

[Obamacain]

President Obamacain stared in awe at the mass of money presented before him by New Immortallia
"I'm such a noob," he realised, "I don't even know how to use this."

[Novograd IV]

ooc: i've decided to leave this thread before i go crazy and do something ban worthy

IC: Grand Master Weird Kid contacted Makarov with a simple coded message.

"you can work directly with my SecDef, full access to aerial and land forces (minus garrisons) enjoy your new toys West C!"

[Obamacain]

OOC: Yes i was kind of failworthy i have to admit but that doesn't mean you have to get all po'ed and leave i was waiting for st. timothy to come back on so we could allocate funding and wanted to poke fun at the money but whatever go ahead and leave

[The St Timothy Isles]

Yes, leave.

Now, thanks Immortalia for your efforts. I will telegram you for an important message.

This is not a big technical war. Godmodding is acceptable, if the RL USA has enough money.

This is a nice thread so far, but yes, it is FAIL-worthy. My first war-RP thread (and my first started war).

We have developed a plane, the F-205 Longcat. We will deploy 10.

[The St Timothy Isles]

The godmodding was fixed. I had no idea that that was too much... Oops.

[Obamacain]

President Obamacain has used his 277.5 billion dollar share of money to purchase 64 m1a2 abrams tanks each valued at 4.3 million dollars


He has also purchased 100,000 mercenaries from Saudi Arabia for 2 months with an estimated cost of 1,500,000,000


He has also paid of the debt for his godmodded aircraft carriers and bought 2 more for 60,000,000,000


200 f-53's have been purchased for 32,000,000,000


and 10 b-52 for 530,000,000


the rest will be used for fuel and ammunition

[Immortal lord drake]

ILd would like to supply west cuba with 45 leopard 2's

we will also send 3 prototype Sukhoi T-50 (vary advanced fighters)

we will obseve the war and if fruther help is needed we will send troops.