Costa Aluria wrote:
Attention: Lord Arellano
South Seas Soda Company would like to extend our gratitude for your flavor suggestion of Eduardastani Fizz. Our creative flavor chefs are always on the lookout for new and innovative ideas concerning new flavors, and we know our customers have some wonderful ideas. We will task them this coming week with coming up with a concoction based on grape, cherry, and hemlock flavors. We assume, of course, that the hemlock you speak of is the Tsuga tree, as other varieties of plants with the "hemlock" name are poisonous.
We will conduct market research on this proposed flavor, and should it prove well in initial tests it will be considered for full implementation into our flavor portfolio. We hope to credit you soon with this flavor should this take place.
It is exactly this type of progressive thinking that has put our company at the frontier of introducing exotic flavors. Thank you for your suggestion.
With cheer,
Allistair Houghton
President, South Seas Soda Company
No, I mean hemlock as in Conium.