Urgench wrote:Your Excellency is either making a joke in poor taste or is likely a habitual inebriate. Suffice it to say millions of Keshiq and Nashbaliqi troops will never be inconvenienced by orders to descend upon your Excellency's benighted and barbarous nation, it will be a horde of WA gnomes who shall busy themselves dragging your Excellency's government into compliance with WA law. But your Excellency will remain perfectly entitled to think whatever they wish about the rights of your nation's criminals, the WA has no ability (and doubtless no desire) to coerce your personal conscience.
Absurdly silly threats of war, made in jest or not, do your Excellency's dignity and the already somewhat sullied dignity of your nation no favours.
Yours,
How dare you sir! Our troops are some of the best trained soldiers in the world. We would butcher your hordes of Keshiqs and Nashbaliqis before they even had the chance to set one foot into our country's boundaries. You could never "drag" our proud people to do anything, but we would encourage you to try and fail quite spectacularly doing so. Your armies would be crushed by our forces, and we would continue to run our operations as we have always seen fit, and we will continue to treat our criminals and prisoners of war as we always have. We will "DO" whatever we have to to protect our country's security. We are in no way frightened by your meek, underequipped, underfunded, incompetent military, and we will deal any strike directed at us back tenfold. We warn you to be more careful in the future when addressing governments who have the power to shrug off your delegation's illogical, ignorant, indignant, and hollow threats.
The Office of the Swiss Guardsmen's Military High Command