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From: Lymatatian Football Association <Meikuukuyoulongtime@apoxonline.apx>
To: Tropicorp Complaints Dep. <Complaints.tropicorp@tcp.vil>
To whom it may concern,
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Yours in Horseradish
Filip Whoopsy-Lymantatia
President of the Lymantatia FA
From: Lymantatian Football Association <Meikuukuyoulongtime@apoxonline.apx>
To: Tropicorp Complaints Dep. <Complaints.tropicorp@tcp.vil>
To whom it may concern,
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On behalf of the Lymantatia FA
by The Archregimancy » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:40 am
Dear Sir,
I am writing to express my disgust at the Monastic Football Association's and Holy Synod's ongoing decision to condone the antics of the so-called 'Backstreet Monks'. Never have I seen such a disgusting parody of Orthodox liturgical chant - and this travesty is produced in the name of appealing to the youth of heretic nations who probably don't care anyway. And as for the so-called 'synchronised prostrations'... As I need hardly tell you, we Orthodox Christians make prostrations during their worship in church and during their prayers at home as an integral part of our prayer rule. Very often, under the guidance of our spiritual fathers, we attempt to keep a rule of making an allotted number of prostrations every day. In the weekday services in Lent, the number of prostrations is greatly increased and at various points the whole congregation make prostrations together: during the Prayer of St Ephraim, the lenten verses on the Hours, at the end of Vespers and during Great Compline - not, dare I say, at the 'halftime show' of a football match.
I'm sure you'll join me in petitioning the bodies responsible to order these 'performers' back to their home monasteries for a period of prayer and penance.
Yours,
Fr. Demetrius the Disgusted
Dear Sir,
Is outrage!
In all my years of doing the involvement with monastic sport, I have never been seeing such outrageous display of distracting monastic athletes as I have been seeing in halftime show of Archregimancy and nation with name suggesting affinity with holy and righteous Joseph the Betrothed but who are in fact nation of heretics (this is being long sentence, I am knowing, but I am being fired with the righteous outrage), when brave footballing lads went from leading 2-0 in first half to only drawing 2-2 due to terrible distractions of outrageous halftime show, and...
I am pausing for drawing breath now.
Yes, I know I am writing, but when I am writing, I am also doing the speaking of the words out loud.
Well, it is doing the working for me.
Anyway, as I was doing the saying, performance of Backstreet Monks is outrage, and no wonder team is finishing second in group and then doing the struggling in second round of playoffs if this is what team is doing the putting up with these qualifiers.
Yours,
Fr. Vasily the Heavily Accented
Media Spokesman, Monastic Olympic Committee.
Dear Sir,
There are many things that an Orthodox monk must watch out for. Foremost amongst these is surely pride, which is antithetical to the monastic way of life. Does not Holy Scripture say "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall" [Proverbs 16:18]. Furthmore more, is it not written in the First Epistle of Saint John the Evangelist that "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever" [1 John 2:15-17].
So then why are the Monastic Football Association and the Holy Synod giving time and space to these 'Backstreet Monks' when their leader Fr. Alexander James practically reeks of pride, and seems in serious danger of placing success in this earthly life above the future of his eternal soul. We have come to a pretty pass when this sort of activity can be condoned by our major sporting bodies and governmental institutions.
And let's not forget that I'm supposed to be one of the liberal monks.
Yours,
Fr. Seraphim the Occasionally Dangerously Free-Thinking Theologian
Dear Sir,
These 'Backstreet Monks'...
I do not much like them.
Yours,
Fr. Luke the Laconic
by German American States » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:41 am
by Farfadillis » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:59 pm
by Equestrian States » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:18 pm
by San Jose Guayabal » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:39 pm
Rules for travel to The Archregimancy
1) Each home match is preceded by the complete Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom. Rest assured that this should only require visiting teams, fans, and officials to stand for a mere 2 hours before kickoff. Consider yourselves lucky we don't use the Liturgy of St. Basil.
2) Direct travel from ordinary physical reality to the Dreamed Realm is impossible. Some 72 hours before your away qualifier in the Archregimancy, a team of monks shall arrive in your home stadium and construct a portal to the Dreamed Realm. You may then use this to travel to the Archregimancy at your leisure.
3) Visiting support is limited to a maximum of 2000 fans.
4) Women are not usually permitted into the Archregimancy. Exceptions will be made for visiting players and properly accredited officials - largely because we have to.
Childhood Dreams, wrote by Ramón Suárez.
Raul returned home after finishing the art class, where he had to make a comic about the subject he wanted.
After eating and resting for a moment, Raul did not imagine that I could draw, looked and thought for a moment I could do, but found nothing to distract decided to watch TV to see if there was something very interesting that inspire him.
But after several hours after sunset (it was the night) saw something that she likes and motivates the heart not only his, but that motivates the heart of nearly one billion Guayabalenses, joining in a mission, a sense an inexplicable passion (the official jersey of SJG NT and a poster of their favorite players of the SJG NT) that crazy unexplained and consistent we can not control the Guayabalenses, was his inspiration to do the comic for the art class apart that he remembered something very important that motivated him even more.The inspiration of Raul.
What motivated him more?, The simple fact that tomorrow will be the first game of SJG in the WC Qualifiers and the first game of SJG would in House, that motivated him to create a comic where he imagined he was a player of SJG, who scored valuable and important goals that clinched the classification of SJG to the WC, then scored more goals and confirmed their progress to the WC FinalsSJG fans celebrating the Qualifying to the WC Final.
As he wrote in his comic and what he imagined, SJG joined entirely in one uncontrollable passion and great joy, attended by thousands of spectators from SJG, to the stadium which will host the final game in SJG soil, then he drew the score was 2-2 at the last minute of the game and it was fouled in the area, which the referee awarded a penalty and he scored, doing that SJG achieved it, it will be in the WC Finals!
The comic
Then, the teacher stopped the class and said: "Raul, your story is so beautiful it should not be only heard or exposed, to be admired and contemplated so.
-All, please give me an S
-S
-Give me a J:
-J
-Give me a G
-G
What did you say?
- (Students shout): SJG!, SJG!, SJG, SJG!
And that's how football and the SJG NT generate a passion, a feeling that can not stop, a fervor, a power unit, comfort and call where we are all one with the voice and strength of a billion people that supports the screaming in unison.
SJG! SJG! SJG! SJG! SJG! SJG! SJG! SJG! SJG!.
Second Playoff, First Leg Results
German American States 1–0 Ko-oren
Sargossa 1–3 Neu Engollon
The Licentian Isles 1–0 Sameba
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 4–4 Glaser
Estope 2–2 The Royal Barangay
Vaugania 0–0 United Gordonopia
Taeshan 1–2 Super-Llamaland
Sicoutimont 3–1 Blouman Empire
Darmen 3–3 Zwangzug
Astograth 2–2 Jeruselem
Kazamatsuri 1–1 Barunia
Kandorith 2–3 Cassadaigua
Mizuyuki 2–3 Osarius
The Archregimancy 2–2 San Jose Guayabal
Paradystopia 0–0 Starblaydia
New Sideburn 6–4 Farfadillis
Equestrian States 0–1 Buyan
Kinitaria 1–0 Vilita
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Home Away KPB Rank Nation
W 3-2 L 0-1 31.91 12 Starblaydia
L 2-5 L 1-2 29.76 15 Equestrian States
L 0-3 L 0-2 24.04 27 Zwangzug
W 2-1 W 2-0 10.24 88 Iturributa
W 2-1 W 1-0 6.25 116 Levivania
D 2-2 W 3-1 5.45 125 Patistan
W 3-2 W 1-0 1.5 209 Zwannswijik
W 3-0 W 1-0 0.13 356 Gandham Islands
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