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Big Jim P
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:22 am

Hladgos wrote:
Benshir wrote:So horrifically slow. I'd much rather just cut to the drama and get it over with. I don't like torture. :( Let's cut that out of the picture, shall we?


Heh.))))

All these cut puns aren't working for me..


Too dull?
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Postby Benshir » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:22 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Hladgos wrote:All these cut puns aren't working for me..


Too dull?

Apparently my puns didn't make the cut.
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Postby Hladgos » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:23 am

Divair2 wrote:
Hladgos wrote:All these cut puns aren't working for me..

So they aren't.. cutting it for you?

This one worked.

Big Jim P wrote:
Hladgos wrote:All these cut puns aren't working for me..


Too dull?

I didn't mean for you to insult me, but I guess I'm not the sharpest hammer on the floor. :P
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:23 am

Benshir wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Too dull?

Apparently my puns didn't make the cut.

Some people don't like puns, no matter how you slice it.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:24 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:you better cut it out :P


Why are you so edgy this morning?

just a slice of my wit.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:24 am

Hladgos wrote:
Divair2 wrote:So they aren't.. cutting it for you?

This one worked.

Big Jim P wrote:
Too dull?

I didn't mean for you to insult me, but I guess I'm not the sharpest hammer on the floor. :P


Nailed it.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:25 am

Gidgetisms wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Why are you so edgy this morning?

just a slice of my wit.


True, but it may be a bit dicey for some.
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Postby Totally Not Leningrad Union » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:25 am

MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:
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Postby Divair2 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:25 am

Y'all skeet skeet?
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Postby Divair2 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:25 am

Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:

Satan didn't send me a birthday gift. Fuck him.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:25 am

Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:


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Postby Starvation Is Fun » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Hladgos wrote:This one worked.


I didn't mean for you to insult me, but I guess I'm not the sharpest hammer on the floor. :P


Nailed it.

You're really hitting the mark with these puns Jim
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 am

Divair2 wrote:
Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:

Satan didn't send me a birthday gift. Fuck him.


It's in the mail.
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Postby Benshir » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:just a slice of my wit.


True, but it may be a bit dicey for some.

Just make it choppy enough and you'll get past before they realize what just happened.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:just a slice of my wit.


True, but it may be a bit dicey for some.

At least it's not dull
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Postby Hladgos » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Hladgos wrote:This one worked.


I didn't mean for you to insult me, but I guess I'm not the sharpest hammer on the floor. :P


Nailed it.

Nails? So that's what they meant by screwed up.. I put the wrong thing in my head!

Divair2 wrote:Y'all skeet skeet?

.. Eh?
Divair wrote:Hladcore.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're a nut. I like that.
Pro: being outside, conserving our Earth, the pursuit of happiness, universal acceptance
Anti: ignorance and intolerance
Life is suffering. Suffering is caused by craving and aversion. Suffering can be overcome and happiness can be attained. Live a moral life.

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"The purpose of our life is to be happy." -Dali Lama

"If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago committed suicide." -Gandhi

"Don't worry, be happy!" -Bobby McFerrin

Silly Pride

"No." -Dya
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Postby Starvation Is Fun » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 am

Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:

HAIL STAN
Sebtopiaris wrote:I like the way you think.
I'll give you the TOLERANT AND TOLERABLE CHRISTIAN WAFER-AWARD. You are the award's first recipient. Congratulations.

Magical Mystery Machine wrote:I read somewhere that bisexual people don't have friends, only prey.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:27 am

Starvation Is Fun wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Nailed it.

You're really hitting the mark with these puns Jim


What can I say? I'm board.
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Postby Divair2 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:28 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Satan didn't send me a birthday gift. Fuck him.


It's in the mail.

He must've forgotten that the Royal Mail was privatized (for an incredibly low price, might I add) and he had to wait before sending it.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:28 am

Gidgetisms wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
True, but it may be a bit dicey for some.

At least it's not dull


Indeed. At least for those that get the point.
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Postby Totally Not Leningrad Union » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:29 am

Divair2 wrote:
Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:

Satan didn't send me a birthday gift. Fuck him.

He's too busy

Big Jim P wrote:
Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:MY 666th POST.

Hail Satan. :twisted:


You are MINE! :twisted:

*starts chanting*
ن In Solidarity with Middle Eastern Christians ن
RIP Leningrad Union, 6583 posts and 1.243 billion people. Unjustly DEATed.
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Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:Just shut down their government already.

Unfortunately, North Korea doesn't have the Republican Party.
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Our biggest problem is children looking at titties.

Immoren wrote:I'd think that comparing FB to Twitter and Instagram is like comparing apples and baseballs.
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Postby Gidgetisms » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:29 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:At least it's not dull


Indeed. At least for those that get the point.

better get chopping then, mustn't miss any
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Divair2
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Postby Divair2 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:30 am

Totally Not Leningrad Union wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Satan didn't send me a birthday gift. Fuck him.

He's too busy

Big Jim P wrote:
You are MINE! :twisted:

*starts chanting*

If he's too busy for me, I'm too busy for him. I'm Jesus. I got shit to do.
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Big Jim P
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:30 am

Gidgetisms wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Indeed. At least for those that get the point.

better get chopping then, mustn't miss any


We rally should quit cutting up like this.
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Postby Auremena » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:37 am

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