Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **Senyosu** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:56 pm

Senyosu during the warring states period of Japan was largely Catholic. Catholicism slowly evolved into modern day Enyoism (monotheistic animism) after Portugal stopped sending misdionaries.

by **Zaldakki** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:04 am

It was France that made us Catholic, not Portugal.

by **Annar** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:06 am

We don't know how to pronounce to k's in a row.

by **Zaldakki** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:16 am

Annar wrote:We don't know how to pronounce to k's in a row.

In French, we just pronounce it like one k. But in Old Zaldakkian, a language which is virtually extinct, it was geminated.

by **Senyosu** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:20 am

Double letters are stressed slightly more than single letters.

So Zaldakki pronounced by Senyonese pronounciation would have stress on the double k.

by **Telmaur** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:54 am

Telmic doesn't have double consonants. Useles Things.

by **Uelvan** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:29 pm

When the Kayçar wants to make a public speech, he must occupy the entire city with soldiers to prevent anyone from shooting at him.

by **St Eligius Island** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:31 pm

President Hieronymus Witherspoon is actually popular. After he finishes a speech, there are usually cheers, and an occasional gun being shot in the air.

by **Auzkhia** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:33 pm

The Emperor usually has one or two public speeches a year that are broadcasted on Radio or TV.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:38 pm

The Emperor has no qualms with making public appearances. Mostly because of the HADES (Hallot Active Defense Energy Shield) chip in his databoy.

by **Senyosu** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:41 pm

Life is pretty quiet in Senyosu.

by **The Soviet League** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:26 pm

Recent left-wing attacks have been made on the new far-right Head Sultan-Imam, Abdullah Vabad. All of these attacks were dealt with before they occurred, or during the attack. The captured are sent to [REDACTED] for judgement.

by **The Multiversal Species Alliance** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:48 pm

The Soviet League wrote:Recent left-wing attacks have been made on the new far-right Head Sultan-Imam, Abdullah Vabad. All of these attacks were dealt with before they occurred, or during the attack. The captured are sent to [REDACTED] for judgement.

The concept of friendship doesn't exist here, only kinship.

by **Neu Preussische Republik** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:07 pm

The Multiversal Species Alliance wrote:
The Soviet League wrote:Recent left-wing attacks have been made on the new far-right Head Sultan-Imam, Abdullah Vabad. All of these attacks were dealt with before they occurred, or during the attack. The captured are sent to [REDACTED] for judgement.

The concept of friendship doesn't exist here, only kinship.

Our economy doesn't continually crash.

by **Annar** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:35 pm

Our economy has so many safety nets that even if it did crash, only the government would suffer much.

by **Sau Beiu** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:41 pm

We hunt and eat dragons.

by **Zaldakki** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:42 pm

Our economy is perfect.

by **Annar** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:44 pm

What if I told you that perfection was an illusion, created to fool you?

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:03 am

We have an American Football competition. In fact, we play like five codes of footy.

by **Tsarta** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:44 am

We ensure that every child is militarised and fights alongside males and females on the front line.

by **Erasticanius** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:47 am

The pope sometimes mixes up words and inadvertently swears in front of 10 billion people.

by **The Multiversal Species Alliance** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:45 am

Our society is a family-centered, Libertarian society based on greed and Darwinist Capitalism.

by **St Eligius Island** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:57 am

We take up only a small space in one universe.

by **Krasniya** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:04 am

St Eligius Island wrote:We take up only a small space in one universe.

Krasniyans are dedicated Communists, and the government has a policy of state atheism.

by **Nyumbani** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:38 am

Atheists who say there are said noun out loud in public are often found dead. Rarely, they are found beaten and tortured but alive.

Also, the LGBT community is virtually nonexistent here, due to the massacre of them during the first year of Nyumbanese independence.

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