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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:21 pm

Agritum wrote:
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What's the series called?

Valvrave The Liberator.

Valvrave the Liberaper.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:23 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Agritum wrote:Valvrave The Liberator.

Valvrave the Liberaper.

Valvrape The Penetrator

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:25 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Agritum wrote:Valvrave The Liberator.

Valvrave the Liberaper.


Suddenly, the sounds of thousands of voices groaning could be heard.

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:29 pm

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The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Valvrave the Liberaper.


Suddenly, the sounds of thousands of voices groaning could be heard.

Valvrave the Agitator.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:29 pm

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The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Valvrave the Liberaper.


Suddenly, the sounds of thousands of voices groaning could be heard.

That said, it's made by the same writer and studio as Code Geass, though they substituted the creepy incest subtexts with creepy rape subtexts.

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:30 pm

Agritum wrote:
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Suddenly, the sounds of thousands of voices groaning could be heard.

That said, it's made by the same writer and studio as Code Geass, though they substituted the creepy incest subtexts with creepy rape subtexts.


Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:31 pm

Agritum wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Suddenly, the sounds of thousands of voices groaning could be heard.

That said, it's made by the same writer and studio as Code Geass, though they substituted the creepy incest subtexts with creepy rape subtexts.


Do they advertise Pizza Hut too? :P
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:34 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Agritum wrote:That said, it's made by the same writer and studio as Code Geass, though they substituted the creepy incest subtexts with creepy rape subtexts.


Still a better love story than Twilight.

No, here's the story. Standard Teen Anime Protagonist(STAP) likes childhood friend(CHF), but then he's turned into a vampire that has bouts of rapolepsy by the Magimecha(MM) and so gets angst about how he's a monster and doesn't deserve to be happy. Then during a rapolepsy episode he rapes his High School Idol Friend(HSIF) who was turned to a less rapetastic vampire by her own MM, but it's OK because she was cool with it.

And then STAP proposes to HSIF.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:37 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Agritum wrote:That said, it's made by the same writer and studio as Code Geass, though they substituted the creepy incest subtexts with creepy rape subtexts.


Do they advertise Pizza Hut too? :P

I believe that, at one point, they market a soft drink.

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
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Still a better love story than Twilight.

No, here's the story. Standard Teen Anime Protagonist(STAP) likes childhood friend(CHF), but then he's turned into a vampire that has bouts of rapolepsy by the Magimecha(MM) and so gets angst about how he's a monster and doesn't deserve to be happy. Then during a rapolepsy episode he rapes his High School Idol Friend(HSIF) who was turned to a less rapetastic vampire by her own MM, but it's OK because she was cool with it.

And then STAP proposes to HSIF.

All while an inter-planetary war rages on and CHF becomes the Prime Minister of a miniature state locked into said war with the world's foremost military superpower.

Truly a glorious trainwreck.

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:38 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Still a better love story than Twilight.

No, here's the story. Standard Teen Anime Protagonist(STAP) likes childhood friend(CHF), but then he's turned into a vampire that has bouts of rapolepsy by the Magimecha(MM) and so gets angst about how he's a monster and doesn't deserve to be happy. Then during a rapolepsy episode he rapes his High School Idol Friend(HSIF) who was turned to a less rapetastic vampire by her own MM, but it's OK because she was cool with it.

And then STAP proposes to HSIF.


Well, if one good thing can be said, it's that it isn't harem.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:38 pm

Agritum wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Do they advertise Pizza Hut too? :P

I believe that, at one point, they market a soft drink.


No pizza?

Meh.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:40 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
The Grey Wolf wrote:
Still a better love story than Twilight.

No, here's the story. Standard Teen Anime Protagonist(STAP) likes childhood friend(CHF), but then he's turned into a vampire that has bouts of rapolepsy by the Magimecha(MM) and so gets angst about how he's a monster and doesn't deserve to be happy. Then during a rapolepsy episode he rapes his High School Idol Friend(HSIF) who was turned to a less rapetastic vampire by her own MM, but it's OK because she was cool with it.

And then STAP proposes to HSIF.

That's stupid and offensive on such a great level that it loops all the way around and ends up completely banal.
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Agritum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:40 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:No, here's the story. Standard Teen Anime Protagonist(STAP) likes childhood friend(CHF), but then he's turned into a vampire that has bouts of rapolepsy by the Magimecha(MM) and so gets angst about how he's a monster and doesn't deserve to be happy. Then during a rapolepsy episode he rapes his High School Idol Friend(HSIF) who was turned to a less rapetastic vampire by her own MM, but it's OK because she was cool with it.

And then STAP proposes to HSIF.

That's stupid and offensive on such a great level that it loops all the way around and ends up completely banal.

Welcome to the world of Sunrise anime.

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:53 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:No, here's the story. Standard Teen Anime Protagonist(STAP) likes childhood friend(CHF), but then he's turned into a vampire that has bouts of rapolepsy by the Magimecha(MM) and so gets angst about how he's a monster and doesn't deserve to be happy. Then during a rapolepsy episode he rapes his High School Idol Friend(HSIF) who was turned to a less rapetastic vampire by her own MM, but it's OK because she was cool with it.

And then STAP proposes to HSIF.

That's stupid and offensive on such a great level that it loops all the way around and ends up completely banal.

Of course, this is all out of context. The context being that there's actually some race of wizard vampires who built the MM or something. I'm only about halfway in.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:54 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:That's stupid and offensive on such a great level that it loops all the way around and ends up completely banal.

Of course, this is all out of context. The context being that there's actually some race of wizard vampires who built the MM or something. I'm only about halfway in.

Illuminati Wizard Vampires.

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Postby The Grey Wolf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:56 pm

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And here I was thinking that you were a brunette woman with two robot bodyguards.

That's absurd. Agri's a redhead.


I met an Italian once. I had an inferiority complex for days.

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:58 pm

But I digress. Currently writing an OP but I's stuck. As in, I've yet to type anything. I know the following:

It will be in space.
It will involve a race of semi-feudal hive mind insectoids that aren't a doom army.
Players will control small fleets of three to twenty vessels.
The game starts in the year 999 After Tsardom.
I do not know what Tsardom it is yet, nor is that really important at this point.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:58 pm

The Grey Wolf wrote:
Constaniana wrote:That's absurd. Agri's a redhead.


I met an Italian once. I had an inferiority complex for days.

:rofl:

Italians are much more self-loathing than you can even imagine.

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Postby The Man of the House » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:21 pm

Alleniana wrote:Khan, hmm, what?
How did nobody make a North Korea joke when NK was brought up?

Oh, hello Vaxon. Where'd you go?


I went into a deep dark place that no one should go to, named Depression.
No, not from NS. From RL problems.

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Alleniana wrote:Khan, hmm, what?
How did nobody make a North Korea joke when NK was brought up?

Oh, hello Vaxon. Where'd you go?

Vaxon was banned/deleted by the mods actually. Pity, he seems to be an interesting guy.


First non-negative thing I've heard since I returned.
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Blargh, I'm back; And I am feelin' gr8.

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:27 pm

The Man of the House wrote:First non-negative thing I've heard since I returned.

Well people never tell about the positive things IRL, do they?
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Postby Ayreonia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:59 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:But I digress. Currently writing an OP but I's stuck. As in, I've yet to type anything. I know the following:

It will be in space.
It will involve a race of semi-feudal hive mind insectoids that aren't a doom army.
Players will control small fleets of three to twenty vessels.
The game starts in the year 999 After Tsardom.
I do not know what Tsardom it is yet, nor is that really important at this point.

It should include tanks with magnetized treads duking it out on the outer hulls of mile-long spaceships.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:04 pm

Ayreonia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:But I digress. Currently writing an OP but I's stuck. As in, I've yet to type anything. I know the following:

It will be in space.
It will involve a race of semi-feudal hive mind insectoids that aren't a doom army.
Players will control small fleets of three to twenty vessels.
The game starts in the year 999 After Tsardom.
I do not know what Tsardom it is yet, nor is that really important at this point.

It should include tanks with magnetized treads duking it out on the outer hulls of mile-long spaceships.

As awesome as that sounds, I specifically do not want mile-long battleships, and I want a uniform size to simplify things.
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Postby Ayreonia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:10 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Ayreonia wrote:It should include tanks with magnetized treads duking it out on the outer hulls of mile-long spaceships.

As awesome as that sounds, I specifically do not want mile-long battleships, and I want a uniform size to simplify things.

So how big are we talking?

Better question would be, do you intend the ships to do any interstellar travel? Or just planetary?
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:11 pm

Ayreonia wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:As awesome as that sounds, I specifically do not want mile-long battleships, and I want a uniform size to simplify things.

So how big are we talking?

Better question would be, do you intend the ships to do any interstellar travel? Or just planetary?

Yes, interstellar. I haven't quite pinned down what size everything is, but it won't be much bigger than RL counterparts, and the average ship certainly won't be measured in kilometers.
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Postby Ayreonia » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:15 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Ayreonia wrote:So how big are we talking?

Better question would be, do you intend the ships to do any interstellar travel? Or just planetary?

Yes, interstellar. I haven't quite pinned down what size everything is, but it won't be much bigger than RL counterparts, and the average ship certainly won't be measured in kilometers.

RL counterparts? I don't know, what we have now is way too small and cramped for anything longer than from the surface to orbit.

It would be more than sweet to have a warship that looked like MIR had crazy drunken sex with a missile array, though.
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