Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

[Fangut]

We violently dislike hereditary offices.

[Zaldakki]

We are a hereditary monarchy.

[Ostyak]

We hold capitalism to be a sexist vulgarity.

[Kylia]

Both genders are regarded as equally important.

[The Kuuk Republic]

We are all equal under the Potentate... and his military.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

We hold the land in common between the sedentary communes and the nomadic camps.

[Hyosong]

We are unable to come up with anything that would be even remotely shocking.

[Zhouran]

We occupied North and South Korea.

[Connahkstan]

Our National Sport is Soccer-Boxing. A sport not entirely unlike soccer. The goal is to kick the ball into the opposing team's goal, however players must keep their boxing mitts off of the ball, and their cleats off of the players. Punching people, kicking balls, and not kicking people's balls are the name of the game.

[Zaldakki]

Our National Sport is Soccer-Boxing. A sport not entirely unlike soccer. The goal is to kick the ball into the opposing team's goal, however players must keep their boxing mitts off of the ball, and their cleats off of the players. Punching people, kicking balls, and not kicking people's balls are the name of the game.

The first thing we noticed in the last sentence was the possible innuendo.

[Taoju]

We are far more reserved when it comes to sexual pursuits. We also find that being sexually active helps to keep the lid on on sexual innuendos during everday discussions. Reservations come with healthy sex, that is the Taojunese way for a sex life.

[Multiversal Domanaeii]

Sex? Don't you mean cloning?

[Auzkhia]

Some Auzkhians know of fertility spells that can create offspring without intercourse. Of course, many Auzkhians prefer to have sex.

[New Frenco Empire]

Births are natural (with lab-grown babies being a last resort if the birthrate drops), however, they're heavily modified with gene therapy. Because of this, males are prone to quite a few effeminate traits. Females are mostly left normal, but some have a little unnatural masculinity to them.

[Auzkhia]

Births are natural (with lab-grown babies being a last resort if the birthrate drops), however, they're heavily modified with gene therapy. Because of this, males are prone to quite a few effeminate traits. Females are mostly left normal, but some have a little unnatural masculinity to them.

Yes, we could use magic in case if the birthrate dropped to really bad amounts.

[Scandinavian Liberal Paradise (Ancient)]

We condemn the lack of political freedom, therefore we would certainly shock.

[Auzkhia]

Democracy is not needed by the Auzkhian people. Benevolent rule can be semi-autocratic.

[Caraani]

The United Empire controls Austria.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

The United Empire controls Austria.

We don't have a central bank or even a national currency, every commune creates their own, if they even use currency.

[Uelvan]

We were the same way, but then crazy warmongering foreigners decided to start killing people, so a stable and powerful currency became necessary for the survival of the Old Freelands.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

We were the same way, but then crazy warmongering foreigners decided to start killing people, so a stable and powerful currency became necessary for the survival of the Old Freelands.

Logging sites in the forests and rainforests tend to be attacked by angry nomads with Kalashnikovs and molotov cocktails.

[The New Lowlands]

You're either going to hate our logging, unofficially sanctioned ethnic discrimination, or general right wing laissez-faire workers' mistreatment brigade stuff.

[Las Palmeras]

When faced with ethnic discrimination, the populace generally does nothing...literally. I mean, they are other places' tourists, so they can find another place to go to.

[Girls und Nation]

Our Nation doesn't even have automobiles.

[Las Palmeras]

We ended up having bastard children with the people who are "A little bit beastly", though we forgot where they're from.