Todlichebujoku wrote:Luziyca wrote:
Tired of turtlenecks dominating the sweater industry? Want to feel the joys being an uncle despite having no nephews or nieces? Don't despair! Introducing the UncleNeck*, the turtleneck that feels like an uncle's neck all over, and keeps you warm and cozy! It's great for work, and comes in all colors! Plus, it is made out of stem cells, so to get the extra feel. But wait, there's more! With the UncleNeck, it totally increases the chances of a second date, it gives you extra support for piggyback rides, and it doubles as a blanket! Plus, if you buy an UncleNeck, we'll give you a free pair of UncleFeet*, pants which give that ticklish feeling of the feet and smell appropriately like feet.
*Trademarks pending
Let's not go any farther.
If you decided not to open the spoiler, it was a good idea.
Tod. You never run out of interesting yet little bit controversial ideas.....