The Eternal Thread: Friendship Is Magic

[Divair]

It was likely given NS's demographics.

Yes but I'm so happy!!

How come? It's not that huge a deal.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

what are faggots?

Something I am about to go out and buy a pack of.

Is that how you get your hookers now?

Wholesale?

[Gallade]

My housemate is making faggots for dinner. Cue giggling. I'm such a child.

what are faggots?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

[Hydronium]

Ello ello, anybody there?

Also, hello

[Thafoo]

IT IS A FUNNY BECAUSE HE HIMSELF IS A FAGGOT OH MY GOD GALLADE SEND ME SOME FEKKIN NUDES OF HIM

Send me a selfie, tofu.

The only reason I might is because if I post a new selfie, San's gonna unblock my TGs.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Bleh. Two out of my ten most visited websites have closed/are closing.

[Glee-ville]

Ello ello, anybody there?

Also, hello

Hydro!

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Bleh. Two out of my ten most visited websites have closed/are closing.

I can only guess what the contents are...

[Divair]

Bleh. Two out of my ten most visited websites have closed/are closing.

Simplify it to a fifth.

[Hydronium]

Ello ello, anybody there?

Also, hello

Hydro!

Glee!
What's up?

[Glee-ville]

Yes but I'm so happy!!

How come? It's not that huge a deal.

Shut up! It's an accomplishment for me. What if I told you that you and Statt getting married was no huge deal.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Bleh. Two out of my ten most visited websites have closed/are closing.

I can only guess what the contents are...

One was a music site. The other was porn, yes. But don't assume

[3 State Alliance]

what are faggots?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

damn, that sounds really good right now - you lucky bugger, you...

[Grenartia]

You. The person born in South African.

Doesn't make me South African.

It does. By definition.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

I can only guess what the contents are...

One was a music site. The other was porn, yes. But don't assume

I will assume that one was porn, and the other was musical porn.

[Roan Cara]

what are faggots?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

seems kinda like breaded meatloaf

[Glee-ville]

Hydro!

Glee!
What's up?

Nothing much, yourself?

[Divair]

How come? It's not that huge a deal.

Shut up! It's an accomplishment for me. What if I told you that you and Statt getting married was no huge deal.

I'd shrug and take another sip of tea. Or nap. Or both.

[The Serbian Empire]

I'm depressed over no longer being allowed to speak about politics. It's like there is no passion in me now.

[Uieurnthlaal]

Send me a selfie, tofu.

The only reason I might is because if I post a new selfie, San's gonna unblock my TGs.

How about I put some extra skin in the game: I will block your TGs until you specify a date within the next 3 weeks to post a selfie. If you don't post a selfie on your date, then I'll keep your TGs blocked.

Yep. I went there.

[Ionian Knights]

Shut up! It's an accomplishment for me. What if I told you that you and Statt getting married was no huge deal.

I'd shrug and take another sip of tea. Or nap. Or both.

That probably makes Kathryn feel so happy inside

[Yoite]

A gruff man sat in his ragged Hydroni inner city apartment building. He was about 23, give or take, but he seemed to have lived more than his share of life experience. He pushed his greasy, long hair out of his green eyes long enough to glance around his room. His bed- no, more like hammock- sat in the far right of his room. The gnarled piece of red fabric reinforced his poverty. The light in his room flickered, loosening his train of thought. A wilting khat plant sat in the corner, the little light that came through the sandstained window just wasn't enough to keep it from turning into a disintegrated mess.

Then he remembered why he even bothered to wake up in the first place. He had to go get another extension on his debt down at the local church. The building was probably the only thing that lie down that street that hadn't been robbed five hundred times, most likely since it was one of the few places where there was a minute chance of getting off the streets.

The man grabbed the large home made knife that lay next to his "bed." Sharpening the shiny piece of mischmetal was one of the few things that he prided himself in. Plus, it helped protect himself from the vandals that frequented the area. Strapping on his falling-apart shoes and grabbing his cheap MP4 player, the man stumbled out the door.

When he arrived at the small church, the minister in charge of his debt, was off busy ministering to another. He sat down in the back row, and pulled out a Bible. He had been there before, and he was a Christian, so he knew what he would find. The book had all the traditionals, a short concordance, and then, like almost all Hydroni Bibles, had the Book of Enoch shoved in between Job and Psalms. The controversial book was banned most elsewhere, but in the large Ethiopian Orthodox circles in Hydronium, the book found a home.

"Ah, I see Kevin is back to make another extension!" said the pastor, in a deep Arab accent that gave away that he was originally from the Muslim Third. His rusted Cross necklace gave away his position. It at one point had been given out the the Hydroni Theological Seminary as a shiny trinket symbolizing that he had wasted almost half of his life listening to a group of people argue about if such and such relates to this and that and a whole bunch of other random stuff that really didn't matter in today's world.

"Yup." Kevin said, ashamed. This was the fifth time he had to do this.

"Kevin, sit down. We need to talk about something." The pastor said, solemnly. He lead Kevin to a small room in the back of the church.

"You are 50,000 Kesitahs in debt to the church, Kevin. We've run out of leniency for your joblessness, plus the last time I actually saw you at a service was last Easter!"

"I know, Father Mohammed," Kevin said, grimly, "But I promise I'll make it up-"

"No! There is only one thing that you can do to pay this off..." the Father said; angrily at first, but becoming more sly as the sentence went on. He then went on to go over to a large wooden bookshelf and pick up a map.

"Are you familiar with the idea of Missionary work?"

"Yes. But wait, what are you thinking..."

Father Mohammed looked up at Kevin. "I've heard that Crysuko is nice this time of year..." He said, while pointing at the nation on the ancient map.

"Crysuko? Crysuko‽ That place is a death trap!" Kevin said, angrily.

"That's why we need someone of your... expertise. Our main group of missionaries wouldn't survive a day in that place, but with you, we might have a chance." Replied Father Mohammed.

"But I can't do missionary service! Like you said, I haven't been to church since Easter!"

"You won't be doing the teaching. We're sending in experienced missionaries to do this. We need you to be backup in case if something goes wrong. Plus, if you do this, you'll be without debt towards the church."

"But what if I don't?"

"Well, let's just say that I hope you learn to enjoy either celibacy or cave life."

Kevin and Father Mohammed stared each other down for a moment, before shaking hands. Father Mohammed handed him a Bible.

"Study up!" Father Mohammed said, gleeing, "You're flight leaves the day after tomorrow!"

Dat roleplay post, though.

Also, hai tet

Was fairly good.

[Dumb Ideologies]

One was a music site. The other was porn, yes. But don't assume

I will assume that one was porn, and the other was musical porn.

-__-

I actually have a pretty low sex drive, so much so that I used to identify as asexual. I come across much more pervy on here than I really am.

[Hydronium]

Glee!
What's up?

Nothing much, yourself?

Is it weird that I bought a Dizi off of Ebay yesterday?

[Thafoo]

The only reason I might is because if I post a new selfie, San's gonna unblock my TGs.

How about I put some extra skin in the game: I will block your TGs until you specify a date within the next 3 weeks to post a selfie. If you don't post a selfie on your date, then I'll keep your TGs blocked.

Yep. I went there.

I hardly ever TG with you. You can't use something as leverage if there's no fulcrum.