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Cognigotoapagawayiagan
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Crazy New Year's Resolutions

Postby Cognigotoapagawayiagan » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:04 am

Do you know anybody with a CRAZY or just plain WEIRD new year resolution? If so, post here!

ex. Eat a whole watermelon every day

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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:06 am

Take over the world.

Of course!
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
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Postby Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:07 am

Lose 60kg, and some other not convenient/appropriate for this forum (both mine).
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Postby Aeken » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:29 am

Exceed my expectations for myself.

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Postby The Holy Therns » Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:46 am

My resolution was to be Thernsy. Doing well so far.
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Postby Gravlen » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:07 am

Not spam on NSG.
EnragedMaldivians wrote:That's preposterous. Gravlens's not a white nationalist; Gravlen's a penguin.

Unio de Sovetaj Socialismaj Respublikoj wrote:There is no use arguing the definition of murder with someone who has a picture of a penguin with a chainsaw as their nations flag.

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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:09 am

Gravlen wrote:Not spam on NSG.

unpossible.
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
Authoritarian Extreme Leftist because fuck pre-existing Ideologies.
"Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"
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Postby Thafoo » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:24 am

CTALNH wrote:
Gravlen wrote:Not spam on NSG.

unpossible.

One crazy resolution I heard was "spell impossible correctly".

They failed.

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Postby Luepola » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:20 am

Actually get a girlfriend (mine ._.)
The 'e' is silent.
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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:21 am

Luepola wrote:Actually get a girlfriend (mine ._.)

We all know that feel.
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
Authoritarian Extreme Leftist because fuck pre-existing Ideologies.
"Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"
Radical Anti-Radical Feminist Feminist
S.W.I.F: Sex Worker Inclusionary Feminist.
T.I.F: Trans Inclusionary Feminist

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:21 am

To stick to my new years resolution.
I have a good feeling about this one.
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There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.

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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:23 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:To stick to my new years resolution.
I have a good feeling about this one.

Which is?
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
Authoritarian Extreme Leftist because fuck pre-existing Ideologies.
"Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"
Radical Anti-Radical Feminist Feminist
S.W.I.F: Sex Worker Inclusionary Feminist.
T.I.F: Trans Inclusionary Feminist

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Postby Max Empire » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:26 am

Not be a social outcast. So far I'm making it.
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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.44
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:29 am

CTALNH wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:To stick to my new years resolution.
I have a good feeling about this one.

Which is?


To stick to my new years resolution.
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There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.

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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:32 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:
CTALNH wrote:Which is?


To stick to my new years resolution.

You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is nothing.
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
Authoritarian Extreme Leftist because fuck pre-existing Ideologies.
"Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"
Radical Anti-Radical Feminist Feminist
S.W.I.F: Sex Worker Inclusionary Feminist.
T.I.F: Trans Inclusionary Feminist

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:32 am

CTALNH wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:
To stick to my new years resolution.

You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is nothing.


Sure it is, it's to stick to my new years resolution.
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There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.

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Postby Uieurnthlaal » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:34 am

Be able to type at lgithning speeds without making studpi mistakes.
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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:35 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:
CTALNH wrote:You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is nothing.


Sure it is, it's to stick to my new years resolution.

You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is your new years resolution you see your new years resolution cannot be your new years resolution becuase your new years resolution cannot be new years resolution which is nothing.
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
Authoritarian Extreme Leftist because fuck pre-existing Ideologies.
"Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"
Radical Anti-Radical Feminist Feminist
S.W.I.F: Sex Worker Inclusionary Feminist.
T.I.F: Trans Inclusionary Feminist

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Postby Thafoo » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:36 am

Uieurnthlaal wrote:Be able to type at lgithning speeds without making studpi mistakes.

I'm at around 112 wpm at most recent of tests with .5 of a mistake per sentence. ^v^

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Postby Thafoo » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:36 am

CTALNH wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:
Sure it is, it's to stick to my new years resolution.

You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is your new years resolution you see your new years resolution cannot be your new years resolution becuase your new years resolution cannot be new years resolution which is nothing.

Sure it is.

It's stick to his New Years resolution.

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Ostroeuropa
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:36 am

CTALNH wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:
Sure it is, it's to stick to my new years resolution.

You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is your new years resolution you see your new years resolution cannot be your new years resolution becuase your new years resolution cannot be new years resolution which is nothing.


Sure I can. Just watch me.
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There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.

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Postby Uieurnthlaal » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:37 am

Thafoo wrote:
Uieurnthlaal wrote:Be able to type at lgithning speeds without making studpi mistakes.

I'm at around 112 wpm at most recent of tests with .5 of a mistake per sentence. ^v^

Bastard. I've been trying to brea th 90 wpm barrier for months.
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Postby CTALNH » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:37 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:
CTALNH wrote:You cannot stick to your new years resolution for your new years resolution is your new years resolution you see your new years resolution cannot be your new years resolution becuase your new years resolution cannot be new years resolution which is nothing.


Sure I can. Just watch me.

Your true new years resolution is insanity.I like that.
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
Economic Left/Right: -9.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
Authoritarian Extreme Leftist because fuck pre-existing Ideologies.
"Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"
Radical Anti-Radical Feminist Feminist
S.W.I.F: Sex Worker Inclusionary Feminist.
T.I.F: Trans Inclusionary Feminist

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Postby Thafoo » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:38 am

Uieurnthlaal wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I'm at around 112 wpm at most recent of tests with .5 of a mistake per sentence. ^v^

Bastard. I've been trying to brea th 90 wpm barrier for months.

I can tell that you're trying.

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Postby Uieurnthlaal » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:39 am

Thafoo wrote:
Uieurnthlaal wrote:Bastard. I've been trying to brea th 90 wpm barrier for months.

I can tell that you're trying.

I'm faster than most of my friends. How come asians have superhuman typing abilities?
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