How to fix a Conservative

[Natapoc]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

They seemed to object when I suggested modifying vet clinics. Perhaps both sides can compromise on gelding knifes.

... What about that machine used in "Ice Pirates"?

Efficient and effective. How many of these machines do you think we could manufacture within a week? Do you think retrofitted GM manufacturing plants would be sufficient to meet demand?

[Komuniste]

I laugh at the conservative fools who couldn't tell that this was a joke tread . Hell, this is even in a joke forum, it's April Fools Day, where NSG is split into two camps where people exaggerate their (or more likely, eachother's) political ideologies.

No one here (except for the conservative spammers, I'm afraid) is being serious.




That being said, I'm all for eugenics (as long as it's voluntary, which I guess contradicts the entire concept XD), although not on an ideological basis. Conservatism, fortunately, is not genetic.

[New Sargassos]

TAKE THIS CONSERVATIVES!!!

[Rejistania]

They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins.

Assuming they can read...

Of course they can. They probably went to public schools! The ones who went to private schools can take remedial classes.

[Vittos Ordination]

A stake to the hart won't fix the conservative, but it will keep it from feasting on the blood of the reasonable.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

A stake to the hart won't fix the conservative, but it will keep it from feasting on the blood of the reasonable.

"Take that you vile feind!

Uh dad...that's his crotch."

[United Marktoria]

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?

No. It made you delusional. Your still dumb.

[JuNii]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

They seemed to object when I suggested modifying vet clinics. Perhaps both sides can compromise on gelding knifes.

... What about that machine used in "Ice Pirates"?

Efficient and effective. How many of these machines do you think we could manufacture within a week? Do you think retrofitted GM manufacturing plants would be sufficient to meet demand?

refitting those plants, running those plants... all creates jobs!

but what happens when the last conservative is fixed?

[New Sargassos]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

They seemed to object when I suggested modifying vet clinics. Perhaps both sides can compromise on gelding knifes.

... What about that machine used in "Ice Pirates"?

Efficient and effective. How many of these machines do you think we could manufacture within a week? Do you think retrofitted GM manufacturing plants would be sufficient to meet demand?

refitting those plants, running those plants... all creates jobs!

but what happens when the last conservative is fixed?

We implement Universal healthcare, which will opens hundreds, possibly thousands of new clinics around the country. The jobs simply move from one industry to the next.

[Natapoc]

How to fix a Conservative

Gelding knife?

They seemed to object when I suggested modifying vet clinics. Perhaps both sides can compromise on gelding knifes.

... What about that machine used in "Ice Pirates"?

Efficient and effective. How many of these machines do you think we could manufacture within a week? Do you think retrofitted GM manufacturing plants would be sufficient to meet demand?

refitting those plants, running those plants... all creates jobs!

but what happens when the last conservative is fixed?

We implement Universal healthcare, which will opens hundreds, possibly thousands of new clinics around the country. The jobs simply move from one industry to the next.

Great idea! And we can sell the now obsolete gelding machines to china for their one child policy enforcement.

[Senestrum]

How do you fix a conservative? Get to them early.

It's hopeless otherwise.

[New Sargassos]

How do you fix a conservative? Get to them early.

It's hopeless otherwise.

Or by using Scientific and Mathematical logic, which will confuse them seeing as progress is the work of the devil to them.

[Greed and Death]

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

Exempt him from taxes.